Archive for February, 2017

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NAZI “CELL”

Just recently Adolf Hitler’s personal traveling phone was sold at Alexander Historical Auctions for $243,000. Now really, did you know that? Tubularsock would venture to guess that you didn’t.

Now not to be smarter than any of you but Tubularsock says that it wasn’t worth more than $8.00. What the buyer had to pay for were the PAST DUE long distance bills.

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You see, another thing many of you don’t know is that long distance time multiplied by LONG DISTANT TIME (as in historical time) plus late fees and the buyer was very lucky to get off with such a deal.

Now this was Adolf’s “traveling” phone which was the “cell” of it’s day. What has been lost to date was Hitler’s Twitters.

But those are being duplicated today by President Orange Tweet.

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An upset Hitler and an upset Trump are cut from the same cloth. So it really doesn’t take much to extrapolate the Hitler/Trump Formula and figure in what direction all this is going.

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ANOTHER TUBULARSOCK ALTERNUT FACT!

In the world of “facts” Tubularsock likes to apply basic science. Only because science = temporary-truth because in using the Scientific Method the theory is presented and it is open to other scientists to duplicate the theory using the same methods to duplicate the results. If that happens the best that can be done is that the theory becomes a working theory and remains that because it at anytime may be disproved with new information. At that point the working theory becomes a “new” theory until it has been “proven” by duplicate recreation. This process IS what science happens to BE. And to be “true-science” the process is continuous and there can NEVER be an end point!

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However, A FACT as defined by Merriam-Webster is “a piece of information presented as having objective reality” .

An “Alternate Fact” is just a really cool way of lying and sounding like you are telling the truth because you used the word “fact”.

BUT an “Alternut Fact” is just a cool way of out facting a fact with an objective reality that is not on the same plane as a “regular” truth and is more truthful than truth due to the truth being generated by a direct line moving at a constant velocity with respect to a fixed point or an objective reality! See, simple Science!

Which brings Tubularsock to the following Alternut Fact and if one wishes to PROVE something beyond a shadow of a doubt ……….. take a picture!

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SOME THINGS ARE JUST TRUE!

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CHANGE IN THE AIR?

The Congress in secret session, as reported by officials who were not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity, concluded that the new Secretary of the Deplorables’ ideas for reforming the Executive Branch, specifically the Office of the President, have been taken under advisement and may be implemented in the near future.

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A White House aide who asked to remain unnamed told Tubularsock “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” reporter on the scene that a plan that was devised in an uptown cocktail and sake lounge in Georgetown was going to be implemented this coming week.

In fact, President Orange Tweet himself eluded to this fact in his rambling anti-press new conference last Thursday when he said, “We’re issuing a new executive action next week that will comprehensively protect our country.”

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And as everyone knows President Orange Tweet only signs the executive orders but doesn’t read them so Congress feels like the changes that have been put in place by the Secretary of the Deplorables will be implemented before the week is out.

THIS IS A NEW BREAKING STORY SO REMAIN CALM, DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS AND REST.

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DR. STRANGE-ORANGE

It has been recently released by sources that are close yet far enough away to feel safe to make a statement of truth that could affect their job yet are brave enough to expose this information as long as their exposer only affects someone’s job other their own.

During the campaign there were references made about Dr. Strange-Orange having his hand on THE RED BUTTON! Remember?

Well, just in the last couple of days the nation has been the most safe, *** EVER*** in many years.

It was reported by RAWSTORY and others that Richard DeAgazio, a Mar-A-Lago member, had been having a “photo op” with the officer carrying the “nuclear football”! Richard EVEN POSTED IT ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE!

You do recall that Mar-A-Lago is Donnie’s Palm Beach, Florida “Club”  where he hangs out when he is not in the Trump Towers or the White House. Oh sure, it cost a lot of tax-payer money for the secret service to protect these properties BUT TRUMP RENTS the space that it takes for the Secret Service to be “housed” at Mar-A-Largo and Trump Towers to the U.S. Government.

Hey, that is the Art of The Deal!

Now you have got to feel safe about that! RIGHT?

You know how those Ruskeys are on the verge of attacking Freedom Loving America at ANY GIVEN MOMENT!

But alas, Richard DeAgazio interrupted America’s possible existence to STOP an attack by having a photo-op with the officer handling the “nuclear football”!

But there is even more!

It has been rumored that the Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock has been taking in “side jobs” in order to maximize his connections.

And it has been reported that the Secretary of the Deplorables happened to be the “officer” carrying the “Nuclear Football” at the time of the “photo-op”!

There has been NO PROOF that the Secretary of the Deplorables was involved.

But alternative facts do lead to that conclusion, SEE FOR YOURSELF!

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IF FACTS WERE RATTLESNAKES …….. YOU’D BE BETTER OFF SEEING A DOCTOR!

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SLIPPERY SLOPE

Now, with The Orange-Tweet as President we’ll all start to understand that scene in the Matrix where Morpheus explains to Neo what had, IN TRUTH, happened to the earth. Let Tubularsock present you with “THE RED PILL”.

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NOW YOU’LL SEE THE TRUTH!

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SURE, TUBULARSOCK WILL NAIL THEM ………. THAT’S WHAT HE DOES.

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