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A PARTING WORD, MR. DUMP.

Posted: January 19, 2021 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Congress, corruption, Delusional, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, JARED KUSHNER, Jesus, Joe Biden, KAREN PENCE, MELANIA TRUMP, Mike Pence, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, RUDY GIULIANI, SARAH SANDERS
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A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BIDEN IS FUCKING BORING!

Posted: December 15, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, Donald Trump, Joe Biden, MELANIA TRUMP, RELATIONSHIPS
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BIDEN IS FUCKING BORING!

 

NOW WHAT?

Tubularsock has to admit that Donald Trump is the epitome of “alternative facts”.

There are worlds smaller than ours and there are worlds bigger than ours and there are worlds where realities that seem to be “normal” are the realities and then there are the “normal” that’s not.

And in all this Tubularsock hasn’t even got into the FACT that we all live in an illusion. But Tubularsock will save that for another day which doesn’t exists so watch your back.

Joe Biden is just FUCKING BORING! That guy couldn’t save Democracy even if we had one.

Platitudes, banality at its upper limits is going to be the order of the day and to hear it come from that fuck, turns Tubularsock’s bowels.

And to listen to the pundits blab on about how wonderful Biden happens to be ….. why?

BECAUSE HE’S NOT TRUMP! That’s a qualification?

Now none of this is to say that Tubularsock isn’t pleased that Trump is moving on to haunt us all differently it is to say that with this new corporate control we have the same slight of hand as the last wheeler dealer but now we can see just how asleep Americans can get. YAWN.

BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS A FEW TRUMP INSIGHTS THAT TUBULARSOCK IS WILLING TO SHARE FOR THE NON-READER SO YOU CAN KEEP UP.

IT IS SAID THAT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT TRUST TUBULARSOCK ON THIS, TUBULARSOCK’S PICTURES ARE WORTH SEVENTEEN HUNDRED WORDS.

AND YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THAT.

 

So much for loving relation$hips.

 

The times they are a’changing.

 

That wall may be more valuable than Tubularsock thought!

 

HAVE A MELANIA CHRISTMAS, 2020

Posted: December 5, 2020 in CHRISTMAS, Christmas Jobs, MELANIA TRUMP
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HAVE A MELANIA CHRISTMAS, 2020

Well it is that time of year when most Americans rush out and kill a baby fir tree or if you are an urbanite, pick out a dead baby fir tree in the well lit dead baby fir tree cemetery temporally set up in the parking lot of your local mall.

After buying the dead baby fir tree you bring it home and decorate it with plastic shit from China and drape it in Chinese made strings of lights and proclaim Merry Christmas! FOR WHOM?

Aren’t fucking traditions fun? NO! They suck most of the time. And if you don’t think so, well then you are just WRONG!

Well that is according to Tubularsock anyway.

This year because of the economic depression this country is in, Tubularsock went off and got a part time job to help with Tubularsock construction of “homemade suicide vests for all occasions”. Yea, kind of a jazzy advertising jingle.

And of all things Tubularsock got a call from Stephanie Grisham, Melania’s, chief of staff, asking if Tubularsock would prepare The First Lady’s personal Christmas Card.

Well like everything dealing with a Trump, Tubularsock agreed and collected cash in advance (small unmarked bills). DONE DEAL!

For artistic inspiration Tubularsock went right to Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, tell-all book, Melania and Me.

It is the typical “tell-all-book” in that all an author has to do is copy ANY “tell-all-book” and just change the name of the protagonist. WELL DONE STEPHANIE!

Steph, like any good friend and comrade, secretly taped conversations she had with Melania so she could use the information as PROOF that the several conversations were as she later described in her tell-all-book. Sweet.

And as Melania stated in one of the conversations, “I’m working my ass off on Christmas stuff … Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations?”

 

But in this case it gave a more positive view of Melania Trump, in the eyes of Tubularsock, because on the Christmas issue Tubularsock and The First Lady stand together on their view of Christmas! DECK THE HALLS, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

 

 

 

 

MELANIA TRUMP IN SYMPATHY

Posted: April 13, 2020 in Barron Trump, Donald Trump, Fashion, GOSSIP, MELANIA TRUMP, RELATIONSHIPS
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MELANIA TRUMP IN SYMPATHY

 

In truth, it must be rough.
You join in marriage
You have your anchor baby, Barron.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
Your plastic smile fixed secure.
Your parents receive American citizenship
through chain migration.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
Only your double holds his hand.
It must be rough for your psyche and your soul.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
OH, Melania.

 

 

 

 

IMPEACH-A-PLORABLE

Posted: November 16, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, Congress, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, JARED KUSHNER, Joe Biden, Kellyanne Conway, MELANIA TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, RUDY GIULIANI, Rule of Law, Stormy Daniels, Thanksgiving, U.S. Constitution, Ukraine
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IMPEACH-A-PLORABLE

 

Well Tubularsock hasn’t all day so lets wrap up the Impeachment proceeding and be done with it!

Ok, all those in the room that believe that President-Tweet attempted to extort the President of the Ukraine for Tweet’s own personal political advantage in the coming up 2020 election, say aye.

aye!

The evidence shows that President-Tweet in HIS OWN WORDS shows this to be true.

The FACT, that after the phone conversation the covey of criminals around President-Tweet rushed the tape of the conversation to a “top secret” safety server because of fear that his illegal extortion plot could be exposed.

And then there is Rudy’s argument in his Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal basically saying that, President-Tweet spent most all the conversation on Ukrainian corruption but ONLY “six lines” on extortion about Biden!

And one of the best Tweet responses to Rudy’s logic in Tubularsock’s opinion was expressed by Krister Johnson when he stated, “Out of a whole lifetime, John Wilkes Booth spent only six seconds assassinating Abraham Lincoln”!

Case Closed!

 

 

Now hold on ………….

There is another side! Proceed.

From the GOP’s point of view there is a strong case that President Tweet was abducted by alien beings from the subterranean deep state that permeates ever living and dead cell in existence and was forced against his will to strong arm the Ukraine President into compliance and turn away from corruption.

JUST READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

Doing a favor IS NOT quid pro quo !

It is a simple gesture of diplomatic respect which is done all the time.

“We all do it” ……. Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Stefano Bontade, Fat Tony Gizzo and the entire crew of Trump appointed administration lackeys.

It’s just, you know, POLICY.

And then there are the unified “TALKING POINTS” of Fox News and the Trump family that the entire Impeachment Process in BORING.

And hell, Tubularsock agrees! Let’s bring back the exciting stuff that Don Jr. can masturbate to, you know, like Stormy “spanking” DADDY on his ass with a magazine with his face on the cover.
Oh, the good old days ……. yes, Tubularsock misses them too.

 

Case Closed!

 

In truth, Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe sums it all up for even the dumbest deplorable to understand and that is that Trump’s

“. . . whole purpose in holding that office is to enrich himself and enhance the power of his family and the wealth of his family . . .”

Now with that, IMPEACH THE SON OF A BITCH and get back to football!

 

 

ALIAS MELANIA: COATTEXTURAL

Posted: September 13, 2019 in 9/11, Donald Trump, MELANIA TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
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ALIAS MELANIA: COATTEXTURAL

You see, Melania doesn’t have a Twitter Account because the White House Twitter Account is always filled up before she gets up in the morning with “tweets” that Donald has tweeted all night and morning.

So, poor, poor immigrant Slovenian alien Novo Mesto, who may have been a rapist or one of those “really bad hombres”, from Slovenian entered the U.S under an alias.

She entered the U.S. using the name, Melanija Knavs. Some may say that entering a country using an alias raises questions. Especially when it was discovered that she made her money by parading her body around.

Yes, there is a name for that ………..

In 2005 Melanija changed her name again to her second alias, Melania Trump.

But as Tubularsock often says, “A woman in her line of work changes her name often!”

And using a tactic often used by slimy, unfit, creepy Slovenian aliens she brought her no account parents to the U.S using “CHAIN MIGRATION” and they became American citizens living off the American culture!

Man-O-man, how Tubularsock can digress ……….

Back to alias Melania and coats.

Melania uses coats much like Donnie uses Twitter. As a means to communicate.

And this little known communication form for people like Tubularsock who are “in the know”, is called: COATTEXTUAL .

Which, if you are intelligent enough, needs no explanation.

Now you remember the coattextual message alias Melania displayed when she flew off from Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland in June, 2018, right?

She was off to visit detained immigrant children who had been separated from their families by her husband’s administration and put in cages.

The coattextual message was “I REALLY DON’T CARE DO U?
Her press secretary at the time, Stephanie Grisham, stated: ““It’s a jacket, there was no hidden message.”

And hell, Grisham, was correct! THERE WAS NO HIDDEN MESSAGE! For sure!

Which Tubularsock took to mean that alias Melania and Donnie must keep Barron in a cage locked up in the White House. Seems reasonable.

Oh sure it was a designer jacket ……. is there any other kind?

Well now, alias Melania again made another coattextual message but this time it was WAY-WAY more impressive in terms of being a clandestine coattextual message or as we in the trade say, a CCM!

And 15 months later, Stephanie Grisham, is now Donnie’s press secretary, and her statement for this CCM was a dismissive, “ridiculous”. Which is a clear sign that it is true!

Tubularsock loves this one.

On the back of alias Melania’s 9/11 coat, many people said they thought the stitching around the vent resembled a skyscraper and the button flap looked like a plane crashing into it.

Oh sure it was a designer jacket ……. is there any other kind?

Well, you tell Tubularsock what it looks like to you.

And as they say …….. if the coat fits, wear it! Or is that shoes?
Well as long as it’s Coattextual.

 

 

 

MELANIA TRUMP’S LOOK ALIKE IS REAL!

Posted: July 19, 2019 in Donald Trump, MELANIA TRUMP, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, SEXISM, Stormy Daniels, SYRIA, THERAPY, WOMEN ISSUES
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MELANIA TRUMP’S LOOK ALIKE IS REAL!

THIS should be fake news BUT it’s not ……….. but it should be! You can’t make this shit up because “life” on earth is just one outrageous absurdity after another.

And what exactly IS art anyway?

The American artist, Brad Downey unveiled a life sized, carved in wood, sculpture of Melania Trump in Melania’s home town, Sevnica, Slovenia.

It looks so much like her that if you bumped into it on the subway you’d be sure it was Melania. Except you may be highly suspicious that she was riding the subway.

Now art is one of those funny things. There is “realistic” and there is “representative” and of course it is all, “interpretive”.

Now it has been said that “her” face in this sculpture was done in “a naive local style”
and Tubularsock is not at all that sure, to tell you the truth.

Tubularsock has never seen Melania without her makeup. So that may be why there seems to be a bit of a discrepancy between Melania shown below,

And the Sculptor’s depiction that follows.

 

Perhaps you see the likeness, yes?

In truth, Tubularsock has always seen Melania as a little too “woody” even with her makeup and all the plastic in different parts of her body from head to toe. Well, the right toe really. It is just a bit larger that her left toe. If that really matters.

Well, the sculpture seems MORE REAL than the actual Melania.

But the locals in Melania’s hometown of Sevnica seem to have a mixed review of their hometown girl.

She was born Melanija Knaus, changed her name to Melania Knauss when she started modeling. And understanding the fact that she has an alias fits very well with the criminal elements that she “hangs” with today.

She moved to New York in 1996, meeting TweetBoy in 1998. And in 2006 having Barron, their first child while TweetBoy was busy fucking Stormy Daniels, the porn star, as well as Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playmate of the year.

True love for sure.

The hometown folks opinion of Melania range from adoration, to criticism that she has not done enough to promote her small Alpine state. Well, you can’t please everyone!

Hell, Slovenian’s should be thankful that TweetBoy hasn’t bomb the fuck out of them because Syria begins with an “S” too!

 

MELANIA TRUMP GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

Posted: July 18, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Civil Rights, Congress, corruption, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, Intolerance, Mary Trump, MELANIA TRUMP, Mitch McConnell, NAZISM, Neo-Nazi, POLICE MILITARIZATION, President Tweet, Psychology, RACISM, RELATIONSHIPS, Rule of Law
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MELANIA TRUMP GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

 

Tubularsock loves the Fat-Assed-OrangeTweet’s total and complete stupidity on most subjects but when it comes back to “go back where you came from” well, PURE GOLD.

Donald’s mother, an immigrant from Scotland, immigrated to the U.S. when she was 17.

She was reported to have been acutely embarrassed by the antics of her fourth child (dumb shit) during the 1990s when his failing marriage and business were the subject of intense tabloid scrutiny.

Dump’s father, Fred, was born of German immigrant parents in the U.S.

Fred Trump was clearly a racist and was charged in a civil rights case in 1975 because he “. . . refused to rent to black home-seekers as well as instructing a rental agent not to rent to blacks and to encourage existing black tenants to leave.”

So it is very possible that Donnie just took after his sleazy racist father, Fred. And may have even created the old saying that if a rotten apple falls in a forest and no was is there to hear it fall does that only mean that the racism is closeted? Ok, enough philosophy for now.

Which brings all this racists immigrant business to its logical conclusion.

 

Melania Trump Needs To Go Back Where She Came From!

You see, Melania is NOT A REAL AMERICAN and nor are her parents who just recently became American Citizens by being part of that CHAIN MIGRATION trick that immigrants use to get their entire family into the United States.

MELANIA AND HER PARENTS ARE AMERICANS ON PAPER ONLY!

They are slimy immigrants from the Yugoslav republic of Slovenia THAT is where ALL the murders, rapists and child molesters come from!

So in order to protect our children WE MUST DEMAND that MELANIA and her kind go back where they came from ………. RIGHT NOW!

 

 

Now one odd news flash you may have missed about all of this is that Melania was picked up by ICE while she exited her limo and was arrested and placed in a holding cell because ICE, being just a cheap and stupid rendition of the Nazi Gestapo, mistook Melania’s accent to be Spanish and the rest is history.

Tubularsock was able to get an ACTUAL PHOTO of the situation below.

 

It is said that even though Melania has been caught up in her RACIST HUSBAND’S actions she has found a REAL MAN with gigantic hands and is taking the option of leaving the U.S. to “return” to Guatemala. OH FREEDOM!

 

Now it is possible that the above NEWS FLASH is bordering on the fact that it is a developing news flash and some details will be updated in time. Three sources with direct knowledge were unauthorized to speak on the record but Tubularsock was able to pass this information to you quoting sources close to the secretary of state.

Stay tuned.

(This reminder was paid for by the Tubularsock Committee On The Obvious)

 

Now here is the real deal going down and it has been repeated time and again.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED! Donnie has captured the news cycle and created all the “drama” toward HIM.

His political rallies now have the new cheer “send them back” and the news media is endlessly discussing what everyone already knows, DONALD IS A RACIST! SO?

We also KNOW that the United States is a racist country and has been all along …… except in our history books.

So as the government is sending their Gestapo Stooges out into the community to harass and arrest people in their homes, as the government continues to create and operate concentration camps along the border, as the government continues to militarize the cops,The Congress and the MSM are arguing over the term RACISM!

OH PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUMP & SANTA 2018

Posted: December 26, 2018 in 2018, 9/11, Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CHRISTMAS, Donald Trump, Drones, Foreign Policy, George Bush, IRAQ, ISIS, MELANIA TRUMP, Michelle Obama, NORAD, President Tweet, Psychology, relationship, Religion, REPUBLICANS, September 11, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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TRUMP & SANTA 2018

HALT, the bull shit train!

Every year for decades now NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has followed Santa Claus on Christmas Eve as he zips around the world dropping down chimneys delivering presents to GOOD little girls and boys.

Sure he does.

NORAD’s aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States and is on duty 24/7 three hundred and sixty five days a year EXCEPT September 11, 2001. But hey, who’s counting?

Children are encouraged to call NORAD for information of the location of Santa Claus at any given moment to be told if he’s on track.

And some years some children’s calls are diverted so they also can speak to the President or the First Lady as a political PR stunt.

Michelle Obama answered children’s calls for several years while being First Lady.

And so it goes ………. Melania performed her PR duty just like Michelle and all was well in Christmas land.

And then President Orange-Scrooge took some calls this year as well.

But first he had to close down the government …… HO, HO, HO!

You know, President Orange-Scrooge doesn’t seem to do ANYTHING correctly. Do you know what Tubularsock means?

No?

 

Well let Tubularsock give you this example:

President Orange-Scrooge took a call from a 7 year old child and during the course of the conversation the question of Believing In Santa Claus came up. The child’s response was “yes sir” indicating a belief in the jolly old Claus, when President Orange-Scrooge proceeded with “. . . at 7, it’s marginal, right?”

Now the child didn’t know what marginal meant or what the reference meant so all was good in Christmas land.

But REALLY, a guy who lies ALL THE TIME chooses at that moment to start to “tell the truth” about the existence of Santa Claus …….. REALLY?

Yet there is a much larger point Tubularsock wants you to consider.

And that is the Santa Claus LIE. That should give you pause.

Your parents LIE to you that Santa Claus is REAL!

You can call up your government on a special phone line and be told Santa Claus is REAL!

And think on this ………. THE GOVERNMENT tracks Santa just like they track YOU and that is REAL.

And the President and First Lady tells you Santa Claus is REAL!

AND YOU BELIEVE …………..

So when the times comes when you are told by your parents, your government, and your President and First Lady that Santa Claus is “AN ENEMMY COMBATANT” or an ISIS infiltrator or terrorist sympathizer will you believe THAT as well?

Sure you will!

That is how we got into the Vietnam War, and Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen!
And the citizen’s believed ……….. and that same Santa Lie continues today.

So it would do us all good if President Orange-Scrooge received a huge chunk of “clean-coal” in his Christmas stocking this year.

Maybe he will, if Santa Mueller has anything to say about it!

But unfortunately, OrangeTweet isn’t the only Santa liar out there!

 

TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

Posted: November 20, 2018 in American Dream, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Barron Trump, Birth Control, Capitalism, Donald Trump, economics, Foreign Policy, MELANIA TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Thanksgiving
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TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

 

Now tell Tubularsock, just what in the fuck is the President of the United States of America taking the time to “PARDON A TURKEY”?

Well, it makes perfect sense.

It is a perfect extension of American policy. What we do in reality is ALWAYS the opposite of what we say we are doing! Get it yet?

We support the concept of Democracy for the People of the world by supporting, arming, training any dictatorial regime that will support U.S. imperialism. EVEN IF WE have to overthrow a democratically elected government voted in by the people if it doesn’t conform to American hegemony!

Our national leader pardon’s ONE Turkey and then we as a nation go out and have 46 million turkeys slaughtered to eat on one day EVERY YEAR!

Eighty-eight per cent of American families surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

Which bring us right to the National Turkey Federation. Tubularsock bets you never knew we had one, now did you?

Yep, we sure do and it is an international non-profit organization whose mission is ‘the conservation of the wild turkey and the preservation of our hunting heritage” to kill wild turkeys. Wow, another loyal corporate lobbying group pushing ahead for managing the kill.

Pretty much like Boeing, Lockheed Martin and BAE Systems for people killing. Sautéed in a French wine sauce and it almost brings our taste buds back to our colonial past.

JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING!

But you really have to ponder, just a little bit, don’t let it get in the way of the leftovers ad nauseam.

Just how culturally programed are we? FUCKING, LIKE TOTALITY!

Here is how, and it will show you that most people BELIEVE ANYTHING if it is packaged right and repeated long enough. (WOULD YOU like to name a president that hasn’t used that technique?)

National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation is a ceremony that takes place at the White House every year shortly before Thanksgiving. It dates back to the 1940’s as a lobbying technique to promote turkey sales. For a while it was a joint lobbying and marketing tool for the egg and poultry industry as well but that ended and the turkey trot won out.

It wasn’t until 1989 that the concept of “pardon” took hold and caught on to this day. Interesting that the CIA President Daddy Bush was the President to start that tradition.

But still what is lost in this entire scam is the only “tradition” in any of this is turkey sales!

Capitalism at its best ……. NO MEANING, JUST MONEY!

An important moral side note for those that have any morality left in this society:

Benjamin Franklin, who proposed the turkey as the official United States’ bird, was dismayed when the bald eagle was chosen over the turkey.

“Franklin wrote to his daughter, referring to the eagle’s “bad moral character,” saying, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country!

The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.”

Just goes to show you that the birds you hang with corrupt your vision. Tubularsock believes your mother told you the same thing about your friends. Right?

 

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