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THE CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS!

You know, Tubularsock really doesn’t know exactly where to begin.
Should it be the Monroe Doctrine?

Nah, Monroe’s dead.

Should it be the United Fruit Company?

Nah, that banana has already been shoved up your ass.

Just how much history do you know when it comes to Latin America.

What country has placed into power and supported more dictators and despots in Latin America than any other country in the world?

YOUR COUNTRY BONKEE!

The United States of America.

So what in the fuck is all this raging about THE CARAVAN coming toward our precious boarders?

The Fox News Whorelets on the morning show provided a story about THE CARAVAN which as usual Dumb-Shit-Dump got all animated about and went off on it.

Of course, neither the Fox News Whorelets or Dumb-Shit-Dump know anything about the subject AT ALL ………… DUMB FUCKS ALL, to coin a phrase.

 

(Enter Tubularsock stage left)

Now lets get something straight, right off the top. This Caravan Thing is a YEARLY PROTEST and the goal is to raise awareness of the conditions many are fleeing in Central America. And many of these conditions have been created by the United States! (ask Killery)

This particular “Via Cruz” (annual marches), organized by Pueblo Sin Fronteras (The People Without Borders), is now in its eighth year and is made up of mostly Central Americans.

This protest started with about 1200 people and most will end their protest by the time they hit Mexico City. Only 150 to 200 people will continue to the U.S. boarder to APPLY FOR ASYLUM. Get it? They are not sneaking into the U.S. THEY ARE APPLYING FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM!  Which is condoned by both U.S. and International Law.

 

Now Dump is claiming that because of his exposure of this CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS it has been broken up BUT THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR and only a handful of refugees EVER ask for political asylum from the U.S. at the boarder.

Dump has nothing to do with it! Except to show that like EVERYTHING ELSE he does he is CLUELESS! A real DUMB FUCK SUPREME!

But lets get a more complete view of this entire mess. As much as Tubularsock thinks that Dump is a complete ASSHOLE, Tubularsock does not exclude Killery and Step-en-fetch-it-Obummer as complete and utter ASSHOLES as well.

For Tubularsock this is a family of assholes!

And it is all based on Corporate Democrats and Corporate Republicans and the fact that it is well established that the Corporate “member” being rammed up Trump’s, Hillary’s and Obama’s asshole is plainly de rigueur!

And that is why we get the same foreign policy because it is based NOT ON PEOPLE but on profit and profit is what is defined as PROTECTING AMERICAN INTERESTS!

But Mr. and Mrs. Citizen, it is not necessarily in YOUR INTERESTS!

AND if your stupidity wasn’t so tragic if would be FUNNY!

 

 

So lets look at where the need for this protest was created.

In the spring of 2009, Killery used her position as Obummer’s first Secretary of State to help the right-wing Honduran military and business class overthrow the democratically elected government of Honduras.

Of course the reasons given for doing this were all humanitarian and the love of the Honduran people ……. WE DID IT FOR THEM!

Of course, most Americans didn’t even know where Honduras was let alone understand that the Honduran people’s democratic vote didn’t agree with America’s investment class so Killery and Obummer backed installation of an authoritarian, oligarchic right-wing government.

Oh, did Tubularsock mention that the new elected democratic government was planning to kick the U.S. out of its air base and use it as a national airport? Hmmm. The U.S. installed dictator allowed the U.S. to keep its air base. Pays to have friends, now doesn’t it!

Hey, it has been the AMERICAN WAY in all Central and South American history.

That is what the Monroe Doctrine was all about in the first place!
The U.S. “sphere of influence” …….

So the U.S. CREATED the refugee crisis in Honduras and in Iraq, and in Syria, and in Libya because we destabilized these areas for our own interests and then we turn our backs on the refugees THAT WE CREATED like it was their fault that we bomb the fuck out of them.

BUT REST “ABSURD” WE DID THIS ALL FOR HUMANITARIAN REASONS!

 

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THAT WILL SHOW THEM!

 

Funny how this works. Not 12, not 14,  were indicted for manipulating social media to promote social division by mimicking grassroots political activity. All in favor of Trump?

So 13? Remember 9/11? Symbolically in your mind the sequence 911 = emergency.

And 13 symbolically means unlucky or “be careful”.

Oh please ………….. give Tubularsock a break here. Do “they” think this is going to work? That it is the evil Putin behind it all?

 

You have Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton running about the country LYING every third word for the entire election cycle.

You have Donald Trump grabbing pussy and flaunting his fat old orange body about like he was some savior or something.

You have Hillary Clinton cheating and manipulating the DNC with her cronies in tow.

You have the Democraps and the Replblican’ts spending billions of dollars to project total BULL SHIT onto the American citizen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Lets stop right here and look at the number of PR firms that are employed by the CLOSED TWO PARTY SYSTEM. And what is the purpose of a PR firm?

A PR firm’s job is to lie, cheat, scam and manipulate by any means possible to make a product (candidate) look exceptionally good. In fact, THE BEST!

Using social media, news feeds, human interest stories the full spectrum. Tubularsock is talking about millions upon millions of dollars. Thousands of employees implementing and saturating positions and beliefs and ideas in order to make their product (candidate) look like the BEST candidate since sliced bread you’d ever seen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

And it was all done on social media?

Now so far there isn’t any hard cold evidence that has been presented to the public only words, and innuendo.

And just maybe we may be going after all this in an incorrect manner. Rather than looking at the scammers just maybe we should be looking at the scammed.

At what point ARE YOU responsible for common sense?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for making decisions by investigating information BEFORE you believe it?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for critical thinking?

Usually, most people tend to BELIEVE what they want to believe even when all the factual information is to the contrary. It is just easier.

Oh Hillary is a woman, that must be good!

Oh Donald is rich, that must be good!

Oh Bernie is a socialist, that must be bad!

Oh Jill sat at the same dinner table as Putin, that must mean something!

The entire thought pattern of the nation is continually manipulated at ever level whether it is standard jingoism and rally around the fucking flag to using the “best” tooth paste to show off your shit-eating-grin!

YOU are managed day in and day out!

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Tubularsock is not being an alarmist here but you’d better wake the fuck up because there is ONLY TWO SIDES.

Those who control you,

And you.

And unfortunately you have acquiesced to slavery as freedom!

YOU DON’T THINK SO, DO YOU.

Well go watch the game and have another beer. That will show them!

 

REMEMBER SYRIA?

The question of the hour …… WHEN IS INTERVENTION in someone else’s country not a war?

 

Somehow Tubularsock recalls Fat-Tweet-Trump on the campaign trail in October of 2016 saying, “What we should do is focus on ISIS. We should not be focusing on Syria, you’re going to end up in World War III over Syria if we listen to Hillary Clinton.”

Well, Tubularsock figures that FTT did listen to Hillary Clinton and this last week Secretary of State Rex Tillerson announced that the United States with several thousand troops on the ground in Syria will keep those troops there until the government of President Bashar al-Assad is overthrown.

 

So now, WE ARE BACK TO REGIME CHANGE again.
Though in truth we never really left the idea … and like Obummer before him, Orange Tweet just lied.

Which makes him in with Obummer and the Witch Clinton. However Trump’s stay in Syria will be the most “Bigly” stay “Ever”! No one’s stay in Syria has EVER been as BIGLY!

Just goes to show you how weak and slimy Fat-Tweet-Trump happens to be. All the signs of a small dick. Thank you Stormy.

But Tubularsock would say that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson statement is what really takes the cake as when he spouted, “President Bashar al-Assad regime is corrupt, and its methods of governance and economic development have increasingly excluded certain ethnic and religious groups.”

And Saudi Arabia? Israel? Ukraine? Sounds pretty close to all of them but we’re not sending troops into those “allies” countries, now are we …… yet.

It appears that Tillerson is getting confused between the actions of the Assad Administration and the actions of the Trump Administration and their social and economic policies toward their respective citizens.

Oh well, who counts?

So let’s get real and down right personal. Has a Syrian EVER caused YOU any harm in your entire life?

Well?

You see, that is why 9/11 shouldn’t be taken so seriously by Americans. Our country 9/11’s Syria EVERYDAY and that seems to be accepted by the American public. So let’s get over those damn 3000 dead and move on.

The U.S. 9/11’ed Iraq, Libya, and even Yemen and we want to push on to Iran!

And you recall the American’s silly question after 9/11, right?

“Why did they attack us?”
And the Bush Administration said it was BECAUSE OF OUR FREEDOM?

Yeah …… our freedom to blow them up at will. Our freedom to “influence” their elections. Our freedom to take their resources.

If this question and answer seems ridiculous to you then you are on the correct track.

If this is still your question, then ask yourself which country in the world has been at war 222 out of 239 Years of its existence? Our country has been at war 93% of our time calculated as of March 19, 2017. (http://freakonometrics.hypotheses.org/50473)

AND MANY OF THESE WARS THE U.S. WERE THE AGGRESSOR!

MAYBE MOST IF THE OVERALL VIEW IS TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION.

 

And our goal is to destabilize the country or regions in order to control. The United States has no interest in the people but with their resources and geographic positioning.

That is why we’ll bomb a village, town, or city to “save” it! OH, but ONLY in the name of humanity!

So in truth 9/11 was just “blowback” we deserved.
But American’s were made to believe that “THEY” did it to us!
THE DECEIVED ARE DIRECTED MORE EASILY!

 

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It is perfect. Our American “leaders” are out to “protect” us again!

And where do they rush to ban travel from but Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Sudan?

All countries, with the exception of Iran, that THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED! And Iran has been advertised for years TO BE BOMBED!

So once again the U.S. Governmental “leaders” send the cavalry in the WRONG DIRECTION. And pump up and puff out their chests like something meaningful has been accomplished!

On 9/11, 15 Saudi Arabian Terrorists, 2 United Arab Emirates Terrorists, 1 Egyptian Terrorist and 1 Lebanese Terrorist attacked New York and killed close to 3000 people.

So did we RETALIATE by bombing the United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia?

OR Egypt? Lebanon?

NO!

The United States RETALIATED by attacking AFGHANISTAN and we are still attacking Afghanistan.

And then we took our mighty JUSTICE and started a war with IRAQ!

NOW THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK CALLS LEADERSHIP!

Yep. Our country just HAS TO get the Academy Award THIS YEAR for BEST AT BEING WORSE!

Sure there are a lot of supporting actors that have helped this on its way and Tubularsock would be amiss if he didn’t thank Pathetic George and his sidekick Tortured Cheney. Hey, you live with fucking Lynn for five minutes and you’d be tortured too. But he likes it! Beat me, beat me.

And sure there was known-unknown Donnie, and brain dead Condo, old blue douchebag Barbara who does have to be given some credit for spawning Pathetic George. It is a little known alternate fact that Tubularsock is mean-spiritedly making up on the spot, that Pathetic George was really aborted and was left on the Capitol steps only to found by a wandering-cheney and brought to life.

Oh my how Tubularsock has digressed.

There also was Step-En-Fetch-It-Hope-And-Change-Obummer who lulled the lost back to the possibility of changing the direction of our country only to take a HUGE SHIT on their heads that was so convincing that they all rallied around the Wicked-Bitch-From-The-West-Hillary who promised “MORE OF THE SAME SHIT”.

And just as luck would have it THE RUSSIANS SAVED US!
Well the maimed stream press seems to be promoting a different slant to their alternate-fact news but Tubularsock is going with his own alternate facts.

Which leads us to OUR very own ……….. President Orange Tweeter Feed!

My my my ……….. the child in the oval office.

Oh look, oh look ……… gosh, POTF can sign his name.

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Oh another signing, another crayon.

Oh, oh, hold up your work. It’s so pretty. Good job!

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The GREAT thing about having America Great Again is that now the DEPLORABLES have someone to believe in.

Now the brain-dead “liberals” had step-en-fetch-it and now the brain-dead deplorables have Orangie-Tweet-Boy. See how GREAT America has become! Just like Leave It To Beaver.

So with supporting actors like those and a 15 BILLION DOLLAR WALL Americans deserve the Academy Award!

Hell, Thelma and Louise isn’t the only movie that can GO OVER THE EDGE!

See you at the bottom.

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Tubularsock finds it difficult to believe that the agency (CIA) who has been tasked with overthrowing countries (even democratic ones) and manipulating elections all over the world is now all of a sudden telling us the “truth”?

None of you can be that naive!

It has already been discovered that it wasn’t a “hack” but rather an “inside leak” and the “leaker” is known by Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan.

The “leaker’s” motivation was “disgust at the corruption of the Clinton Foundation and the ’tilting of the primary election playing field against Bernie Sanders”!

Furthermore the “hack” software used can be purchased on the “dark web” by ANYONE and it is an outdated Ukrainian/Russian software.

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Maybe the Democrats should spend their time and “clean house” rather than point the blame for losing this election to fucking-orange-twitter-man and the “Russians”!

And just a personal note: Is Tubularsock going to believe a man named Clapper? Not without a penicillin shot!

And what is all this neocon Russian shit anyway?

The Russians have 10 military bases outside Russia with an estimated 45,000 personnel.

The United States has 900 military bases in 130 countries outside the U.S. with an estimated 150,560 personnel. With a total worldwide military personnel of 1,302,941.

Now I ask you …….. WHO’S THE AGGRESSOR?

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