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BARACK OBAMA: THE LIE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

 

Tubularsock has NEVER liked or trusted Obama.

As many of Tubularsock’ friends were taken in by Obama’s finesse, charm, and intellect ….. Tubularsock was not.

At the outset, Tubularsock FELT something was just wrong with him and his “slick-Willie” ways.

The way he oozed into the National political scene. Who was behind that?

Going back to his eloquent 2004 Democratic Party Convention speech, which Tubularsock felt was excellent on the “outside” BUT something very deeply was JUST WRONG!

Maybe it was living in a very diverse and multicultural city that made Tubularsock more sensitive to “jive”. Maybe it was just Tubularsock’s deep cynical belief that even it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it waddles like a duck it just may be still possible that it’s NOT a duck.

Whatever it was …….. there was something just not right.

 

And time has been on Tubularsock’s side …….. that boy’s a scammer!

 

Now the Barack news that has just come to light is that Obama has been, behind the scene, working to hinder Bernie Sander’s unlikely nomination at the Democratic National Convention if for some terrible reason, like popularity, it comes to pass!

Just as Hillary last time RIGGED her nomination and cheated Bernie out of a chance in the competition, a fact that still has been “white” washed in the public sphere but only goes to show you that Trump’s corruption is systemic and the Clinton’s and Obama are cut from the same cloth!

Obama, according to Politico “ . . . would speak up to stop Bernie Sanders from becoming the party’s nominee should the Vermont senator make significant gains”.

The Democrap’s establishment would rather lose the election to Trump than risk a REAL position of CHANGE for their established system of power. THIS has already been proven by Hillary’s dramatic loss which they allowed rather than backing Sanders in 2016. The Democrap establishment will never support true systemic change which would retool the system to real power to the people.

WHO would benefit from REAL health care, FREE education, and SUPPORT for a living wage?

Not Hillary, her family’s set up.

Not Barack, his family’s set up.
So a rounding FUCK YOU AMERICA by the likes of them.

But where is the surprise?

 

So let’s return to yesteryear and follow the bread crumbs ………..

Barack was a college boy with a desire to change the racial situation in the country by community organizing. And he got into this field at 24 years old and hustled himself into a job in Chicago.

At the time he believed that according to his 1995 memoir, Dreams from
My Father, that “Change won’t come from the top . . . Change will
come from a mobilized grass roots. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll organize black folks. At the grass roots. For change.”

Now it took Barack some time working as a “front-Black” for a all White inner-city agency, the Developing Communities Project (DCP), to get accepted by the Black community.

The DCP was an outreach program of The Calumet Community Religious Conference (CCRC) who’s aim it was to get Black churches on Chicago’s South Side to become “agents of change” for their communities.

Barack’s biggest problem was to get Black ministers to “accept” him as Black and then to accept him as a Black who was representing the leadership of the DCP who had been having trouble being trusted by the Black churches because they were White. And maybe even worse Jewish and Catholic as well!

That combination was something that Black pastors viewed with distrust and suspicion which a Reverend Smalls, from the South Side, put succinctly directly to Obama, “ . . . the last thing we need is to join up with a bunch of white money and Catholic churches and Jewish organizers to solve our problems.”

Some of this attitude was expressed, if you recall, when Obama was running for President in the position of many Blacks when they expressed the racist attitude of whether Obama was “Black Enough”.

But Barack pushed on and discovered from several pastors he dealt with a key ingredient best described as having “. . . a church home” for himself. Without that he was viewed as an outsider. That way he could organize from a more trusted platform.

And by golly, Barack Obama found religion! (Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?)

His pastor of choice was The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. of the Trinity United Church of Christ on the South Side. Over the years Wright became Obama’s mentor as well.

From Obama’s very first political activities he spoke as a “dreamer” but a very
pragmatic-dreamer and would “do what it takes” to win.

The Progressives saw and followed the “BLACK-Dreamer” but missed the pragmatic political hack part of the formula.

Barack will suck up to and work to move his personal agenda and EVEN, at one point, endorsed Richard M. Daley for Chicago Mayor!

You may remember Daley for what he’s known best for and that is machine politics, corruption, and racism and being an all around asshole.

Obama backed Daley which paid off when Obama ran for President because many of Daley’s powerful friends supported his campaign. (You know, you’ve got to bend over sometimes to get ahead and with Obama it’s an art form!)

It is worth your time to really look into Barack Obama’s rise to power. He is NOT the man that the image makers have created. His Presidency was lackluster to say the most and his “true beliefs” are really self serving and lack principle.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong. Barack’s political ways have been overlooked by the body politic and been idealized by the jive he spills out so well. But his “Hope and Change” talk were just words to him.

He is not an honorable man. He’s just as despicable as Trump but only a different “color-coated” hue!

But for Tubularsock the decisive moment that brought forward this lack of trust, this “feeling” that Barack wasn’t what he seemed was when the TRUTH was exposed and Barack Obama ran for cover and would not stand up and be counted!

If he would have he would have really brought about that “Hope and Change” instead he cringed and joined the lie.

And by doing that threw the U.S. populous under the bus and joined the facade that unless changed will bring the destruction of the country which is well on the way already.

And Tubularsock is referring to the Jeremiah Wright Controversy.

Obama denounced the statements in question that Jeremiah Wright made in his sermons and later in his media appearances that pertained to terrorist attacks on the United States and government dishonesty.

And when it appeared that a significant amount of shade was being cast on Obama for Wright’s remarks rather than REALLY standing up for Hope and Change, Obama took the cowards path and said that he was “outraged” and “saddened” and then later resigned his membership in the church.

Rather than START the process of educating Americans and lead them toward TRUTH into the new century he ended in a complete compilation to the same old order and thus sealed his name as just another SLAVE of the “system”.

Hope and Change DISGRACEFUL …….. AND SO IS OBAMA.

So what truth should you know that Jeremiah was laying out for all to hear?

Tubularsock will just highlight here because if by this time if you haven’t figured this out you’ll need to enroll into the:

After 9/11, The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright said in a sermon,

“ We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye … and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards.

America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”

The very first time Tubularsock heard this it was the first time out of all the news coverage on 9/11 that somebody was telling the historical truth.

Even on the day of 9/11, when Tubularsock got word from a neighbor that these planes had crashed into the twin-towers, Tubularsock’s very first response was, “now what have WE done”. It was an automatic response and then the Gulf of Tonkin came to mind as I rushed to the neighbors house to see what had happened. Tubularsock hasn’t had a TV for over 40 years now …….. Tubularsock gets more reading done!

Really, for a gutsy Obama this could have been a teaching moment for the society he was wishing to lead into Hope and Change BUT HE CHOSE capitulation to the same old lie. Disgraceful and so is Obama!

And Wright continued,

“Violence begets violence. Hatred begets hatred. And terrorism begets terrorism. A white ambassador { U.S. Ambassador Edward Peck} said that, y’all. Not a black militant.

Not a reverend who preaches about racism.

An ambassador whose eyes are wide open and who is trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised.

The ambassador said the people that we have wounded don’t have the military capability we have.

But they do have individuals who are willing to die and take thousands with them.

And we need to come to grips with that.”

And like any good preacher he continues with these excerpts from another sermon,

“ [The United States] government lied about their belief that all men were created equal.

The truth is they believed that all white men were created equal. The truth is they did not even believe that white women were created equal, in creation nor civilization.

The government had to pass an amendment to the Constitution to get white women the vote.

Then the government had to pass an equal rights amendment to get equal protection under the law for women.

The government still thinks a woman has no rights over her own body, and between Uncle Clarence who sexually harassed Anita Hill, and a closeted Klan court, that is a throwback to the 19th century, handpicked by Daddy Bush, Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, between Clarence and that stacked court, they are about to undo Roe vs. Wade,
just like they are about to un-do affirmative action.

The government lied in its founding documents and the government is still lying today.

Governments lie.

This goes on and is well worth the read because it is ALL TRUE!

Just look up “Confusing God and Government” a sermon by Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright.

And yet, Uncle Tombama said of Wright’s sermons on ABC News, “It’s as if we took the five dumbest things that I’ve ever said or you’ve ever said in our lives and compressed them and put them out there — I think that people’s reaction would, understandably, be upset.”

 

The one thing is appears that the majority of Americans can’t stand is the truth. Tubularsock feels that it makes them feel like “Daddy” isn’t in control so OMG who’s going to protect us!

Critical thinking or even general thinking is not the American’s citizen strong suit by any means.

And there lies the problem!

We as a country have be propagandized to believe that we are the best in the world and we as a country only attempt to do good and spread democracy and all that rubbish.

And when a Jeremiah A. Wright comes along and TELLS THE TRUTH that the empire has no cloths, well people just are too afraid to even consider he may be telling the truth.

So ALWAYS the best defense is to attack the ideas and the messenger rather than looking into the message.

In Wright’s message one doesn’t have to look far. BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LOOK if you want to know just how distorted Obama, Clinton, Bush, Trump happen to be.

They are all cut from the same scam and all we get to watch is how each will perform on the head of a pin.

AND THE PIN? Who is in control of that?

You don’t really think Tubularsock is going to just give it away for free, do you.

A 32lb garbage bag stuffed with Franklin’s placed under the park bench near 2nd and 33rd will go a long way to finding the truth …… Trust Tubularsock on this.

Until then ………………………

 

 

 

TUBULARSOCK FAMILY BORDER CROSSING

 

 

In February 2017, Reuters reported that an internal report by the Department of Homeland Security estimated that Trump’s proposed border wall would cost $21.6 billion and take 3.5 years to build. (Oh sure, it’s a little more now in 2019, but who counts?.)

To cut through the border-wall would mean buying a battery operated 20 volt reciprocating saw and about six extra charged batteries as well as the the proper blades and all that would cost one about $530.00, at Home Depot.

Tubularsock would advise one spend an additional $330.00 for a battery 20 volt grinder and 5 grinder wheels to speed your work along.

You know, time is of the essence when crossing a border!

So, Tubularsock calculates that for $860.00 you could cut through one or even two steel-concrete-rebar bollards of Trump’s beautiful border wall and push the cut bollards out of your way and defeat this $21,600,000,000.00 monstrosity and have 21billion, 599million, 999 thousand, 140 dollars and no cents left for breakfast!

Now that’s a deal even at McDonald’s!

And you can go on line and contact: Tubularsock Border Wall Adventure Tours and order up your own vacation adventure for a small no refund down payment.

 

 

Now Tubularsock knows that the standard border cutting crossing is pretty plebeian so lets cross the border the way Tubularsock would do it, OK?

This requires a bit more expense and a bit more deceptive activities but, HEY!, just how often are you going to do it?

PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!

 

Now this takes a little family planning.

You (family members) place the plastic explosive in three different locations along the wall.

At a given time you “cell phone” the explosive to go off at the extreme location from your planned entry. That will focus a rapid border patrol response.

Then within minutes you “cell phone” the explosion to go off at a 2nd extreme location from your planned entry. That will focus confusion plus a rapid border patrol response.

 

And then you hit the button and blow a hole in the “beautiful wall” at your point of passage.
It is called a diversion entry.

 

 

Come on! THIS COULD BE JUST PLAIN FUN!

OH, DID TUBULARSOCK SAY FUCK THE BORDER PATROL?

Really, it would be only done by Tubularsock to show just how far Trump’s head is up his own ASS!

 

BUT THERE MAY BE AN EASIER SOLUTION TO THIS ENTIRE PROBLEM …………….

 

 

 

 

END TRUMP FICTION

 

As usual, Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland CA minding his business when the whir of a personal drone hovered overhead alerting the electronic protection barrier that there was an incoming message.

Tubularsock was able to read this message using his paranormal natural aptitude and determined that it must be past on ……………. (translation: Tubularsock received an email.)

So here is the direct transmission.

All Tubularsock can say is that the author is a regular reader of Tubularsock, “… first hand coverage, second hand news” but a first time contributor.

Tubularsock would love to hear what other readers think of this slice of truth ……. enjoy!

 

   “Awake, awake, you drowsy sleepers.
               Why do you lie, and slumber still?”
( Ian and Sylvia—song)

            Donald Trump—Catalyst for Awakening

Several months ago I was having afternoon coffee with my husband, who is a political blogger.

We were talking—of course—about Donald Trump.

I had a sudden shift in consciousness and seemed to “see”  about Trump something that opened my eyes.

What I “saw” in this vision shift was that we are—or may be— dealing with a phenomenon that not only as a personality does not follow the rules set up, but who actually can not be dealt with according to our usual rules and set-up.

I am not speaking here of his psychological issues (which are many), nor even of his the-worst-of-the-American values of money, “stardom”, what-you-own-is-who-you are . . .

I am speaking of what Carlos Castaneda was opened to in his journey with Don Juan, the shamanic “teacher” who opened Castaneda’s eyes to a non-rationally-organized world.

Castaneda had to learn to deal with phenomena that didn’t operate along the lines of “life” as we are taught it in the limited “reality”- system that we are taught in schools and raised to follow in society.
What I said to my husband as I glimpsed Trump in my altered state was:  “OMG!  He can’t be dealt with as we usually deal with problematic situations.  He’s of another order, in a sense, has some kind of quicksilver quality that keeps him from being caught.

Almost like “evil”.  I don’t mean ”evil” as a “bad” thing, but rather as a force that requires a leaving of the usual lines of logic and orderliness to overcome.
I thought of Don Juan and Castaneda. I thought of the Matrix.  I thought of Martial Arts and Zen and improvisational theater where awareness to the moment, not formulas, are demanded.

And I thought of how we are taught in school—to follow the bell, to be on time, to write on the test what the teacher said was true.

I thought about how we’re taught:  “Follow these things and life will turn out.”

But real Life isn’t like that.  Real Life is not chaotic, but it does not operate along set lines.  One must be awake to what Life is offering up at any particular moment, and be willing to move with it, as it demands.  If the house is on fire—get out and leave your stuff.

One must be in the MOMENT and move with the MOMENT.

What we have with Trump and his tricks is a “policing  force” (Congress) that is playing according to grammar school rules.  Follow the protocol, follow decorum, follow the rules and it will all ‘turn out”.

But it’s not “turning out”—except for Trump!

When Trump and his henchmen refuse subpoenas, Congress has the right to call the sergeant-at-arms and haul them away to JAIL!   They are breaking the LAW!  But no one does that.

What stops them?  Is it just too much to break though the image, emblazoned in our minds as children:  “But that is the PRESIDENT!”

It’s like watching children who  were left  by their parents in a car parked in the heat who won’t get out because “Mom told us not to get out ’til she gets back.”  Or a child or woman (or man) in an abusive relationship who just can’t call the cops because “It’s daddy.  You can’t call the cops on daddy”.

What say you, Tube?

 

Sounds like you are right on top of this American travesty! Thank you for your call for awakening. And tell your husband from Tubularsock that he should listen to you more and pay attention because you have hit the nail on the head and just might with your insightful advantage drive both his and Tubularsock’s blog out of business!

 

 

 

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

Kavanaugh Ethics Scam

Well Tubularsock knows that some of you out there have had to interview for a job sometime in your current life. Right?

And doing that, depending on the position you were attempting to acquire, you had to provide information about your past work experience and perhaps some letters of recommendation showing your past achievements, experience, and character.

And once that was completed you were interviewed and had either been hired or not depending on how well you fit the job culture you wished to enter.

Of course, that was determined by the hiring team and/or boss considering your qualifications.

Pretty common stuff.

How often were you ever hired to do the job AND THEN AFTER you were hired and working at the job, your boss THEN decided to review your past ethics complaints?

You see in normal cases that would have been done BEFORE you got the job.

Well then, you just picked the wrong job!

You see, if you would had gone for being a Justice on the Supreme Court then you would have gotten the job AND THEN your ETHICS would then be looked into by your boss.

Sure it is ass backwards but we are talking government service here NOT A REAL JOB!

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. has, according to a letter made public, has stated that he has been asked by the US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit to transfer at least 15 ethics complaints against Kavanaugh to the 10th Circuit, which is based in Denver and covers six states in the western United States.

To transfer complaints to another circuit is how federal courts in recent years have dealt with high-profile ethics cases.

Judges who ask to transfers these types of complaints do so to avoid conflict-of-interest issues.

So Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to be on the Supreme Court of The United of America and is presently working AND NOW they are checking on his ETHICS!

Now you know the idiom, “A country of laws not of men” which is bantered around like it really means something. It falls into that “Rule of Law” bull shit so often held up as some kind of sacred screed as it’s explanation runs on ad nauseam.

Usually being preached by some of the slickest criminals in our very own government!

The biggest setback to this entire “Rule of Law” business is that those with money and societal status have a far better chance of getting AROUND the law than a regular citizen and if you’re poor …….. forget it baby!

But even if you forget the poor little rich frat-choirboy Kavanaugh who is just the current special privileged token to get a job on connections alone and view the entire system that we pride ourselves …………. well, if you believe it, you are deceiving yourself.

Whether you realize it or not WE better duck because it is not only Deborah Ramirez that is getting Kavanaugh’s penis waved in her face! Oh sure it’s ok …….. he’s just drunk ……. just close your eyes.

Oh hell, Mitch McConnell has already kissed it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MONEY TO BLOW!

1million 400 thousand dollars for ONE cruse missile and we sent 105 cruse missiles into Syria to destroy three supposedly chemical sites.

$1,400,000.00 times 105 = 147million dollars divided by 3 = $49,000,000. per target area.

And because 42 people in Syria were gassed by chemical weapons, so they say?

42 divided into 147,000,000.00 = $3,500,000.00 per gassed person.

Wow, and did it bring them back to life?

 

So WHO exactly profited?

 

Now when you look at the poor in this country both parties are not even close to outstanding in assisting the poor much at all.

But it is the Republican’ts who yell loudest against the poor. Yet few in either party ever question paying $1,400,000.00 for a Tomahawk Missile and then to blow off 105 of them and all prance around like something of importance has taken place is pathetic.

And then Trump-Puppet-Of-The-Neo-cons (TPOTN) acts like he has accomplished some major victory (“Mission Accomplished”) is pathetic as well. Talkin’ ‘bout LOSERS, Dumps our man!

 

And all of this bombing with no proof that chemical weapons were even used.

 

And recall that the last time this chemical thing came down Dump rushed off and bombed a Syrian airbase and killed 80 people. Again WITHOUT ANY PROOF that chemical weapon were really used.

Months after that bombing Secretary of Defense James Mattis stated that the U.S. has “no evidence” that the Syrian government used the banned nerve agent Sarin against its own people.

Yet the U.S. bomb and killed 80 people.

 

But this isn’t a new policy ……. The U.S. has been doing this for years upon years.

According to international law a country that attacks another country that does not pose a threat to that country is committing a war crime. So the U.S. has committed many war crimes. But hell we don’t count them when we do it.

And we call Iran and North Korea aggressive. When was the last time has either country attacked the U.S.?

How many times have Iraq or Libya attacked the U.S.?

Which makes the attack on the U.S. on 9/11 against the U.S. permissible behavior from an American standard. So why did WE get so pushed out of shape? It’s the same thing we do whenever we like, to other countries around the world.

Right?
HEY, IT’S THE AMERICAN WAY!

But none of these countries have attacked us, WE HAVE ATTACKED THEM but we call THEM the aggressors. Now that is some gold plated American BULL SHIT if you ask Tubularsock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PRESIDENT DENNISON

 

Tubularsock is sitting at his desk in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and Tubularsock is in overwhelm.

Just how much information-shit can one person fill up with before an explosion takes place spreading information-shit all over the place?

You want school shootings? You’ve got school shootings.

You want white people bombings? You’ve got white people bombings.

You want the LAST white rhino dying? You’ve got the LAST white rhino dying.

Yeah, it is all happening and one could take comfort that solid leadership would at least set one’s mind at ease.

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

You see traditionally there was an idea that the leader whether it was the local chief or the Grand Wizard or even a President or Prime Minister could “set the tone” for the society and create calm because someone was in charge.

But like Tubularsock said, that was a “traditional idea”. In truth it was untrue in the past and is still untrue. The difference today is most people know we are FUCKING IN TROUBLE!

There is NO ONE at the rudder and what’s more, it is now realized more and more by the masses that there is NO SHIP OF STATE for the rudder to direct a direction!

And even more frightening, there is no LEADERSHIP even to deceive all of us that there is a possibility for change. (Visualize a rubber raft headed toward Niagara Falls and the ONLY hope is that global warming will dry out the river before we get to the Fall’s edge.)

 

                                                                                                                                                              

L/R Stormy Daniels, Tubularsock, Asa Akira, Jessica Drake

                                            

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

Do you recall as a child you had “imaginary friends”? Well this is not uncommon for many children. Sometimes more than one.

As one grows into adulthood those “imaginary friends” are incorporated into your regular mental chatter and are consumed so as in most cases forgotten.

BUT President Dennison has THREE “imaginary friends”.

His first one was John Barron. Back in the 1980s Barron would be introduced as a spokesperson for Trump. (In 2006, Trump named his youngest son Barron.)

This “spokesperson” would explain Trump’s actions to the press. (He was never seen, only heard by telephone and he sounded very much like Trump.)

And then in 1991 John Miller who was introduced as a “publicist” for Trump was brought in to explain to the press about the end of Trump’s marriage to Ivana and his rumored association with other women.

John Miller, as well, conducted his interviews over the phone and was never seen but, the funny thing was, he too sounded very much like Trump.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            

And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

David Dennison IS Donald Trump ……. or could it be the other way around?

You see, it was David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) who was supposed to sign the 2016 non-disclosure agreement with Peggy Peterson(aka Stephanie Clifford aka Stormy Daniels) regarding her allegation that the two of them had an extramarital affair in 2006.

However David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) never signed the agreement! Which should make the agreement null and void. The verdict is still out.

 

So will the REAL DONALD TRUMP PLEASE STAND UP.

You can see why the Italian and Russian mafia gets along with this guy. With that many aliases he’s got to be a crook!

So President David Dennison (aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) has “imaginary friends” and just think of the savings to the United States. Four guys for the price of one.

And THAT IS WHY President Dennison changes his mind mid-sentence. He’s really FOUR and thus why golf is so natural FOUR him!