Archive for June, 2019

SARAH’S SAD STORY HITS HARD

 

Tubularsock realizes that there is a wealth of sad stories out there in the big wide wonderful world and this is only one of them but ……. and Tubularsock warns you,
this will bring tears to your eyes and so close to Christmas too!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is packing her Adidas Santiago Mini Duffel Bag with all her honest news notes she has given out to the press during her time as OrangeDick’s press secretary.

In addition it has taken nine semi trucks with extended trailers to carry away her lying news notes defending the OrangeButterBall.

She is still collecting her near $180,000 salary until she parts, heading out and off of the White House lawn.

 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist minister, learned so well about lying, “much like Christ did in the Bible from her Bible thumping father.

And about “pussy grabbing” as perhaps God dabbled in on the side.

And maybe even thoughts of incest with Ivanka.

Are those “sins” supported by Preacher Huckabee as a “good-loving” Southern Baptist?

Hell, it’s just the way they are! Amen.

The three guiding principles of the Hucksters are lying, grabbing, Incest or THE THREE I’S AS SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALL THEM!

Tubularsock just can’t wait until Sarah’s children become teenagers.

Sarah’s “lying at any cost” activities that she executed so well will crop right up when her kids become teenagers and at that time will bite her on her huge derriere.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

 

ATTENTION:

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 

 

 

 

 

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2020 THE NO VOTE

According to the United States Election Project, nearly half of eligible voters (46.9 percent of approximately 231,556,622 eligible voters) did not vote in the 2016 election, Nov 10, 2016.

Think on this ………. why?

You see the corporate power structure, you know, the big banks, the military industrial security complex, the fossil fuel industries select the establishment candidates by simply buying them. Very cost effective for them due to the huge returns they receive per money spent.

From there these purchased candidates are selected by the different parties at their conventions mostly funded by these same corporate conglomerates and with the wave of all that Red-White-and Blue are anointed by their parties to RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

And these pre-selected candidates go forth and “battle” for the position by flying around the nation attending rallies paid for by “their supporters” and proclaim just how much they will change about EVERYTHING!

At the same time the owned corporate media, owned by the same conglomerates, pitch their candidate under the guise of the “FREE PRESS” and the charade goes on.

Now in the 2016 election:

Hillary Clinton won 65,845,063 votes.

And Donald Trump won 62,980,160 votes.

Gary Johnson (Libertarian) won 4,488,931votes.

And Jill Stein (Green) won 1,457,050 votes.

Think on this ………….. why?

96,785,418 votes by eligible voters voted for NOBODY ………….

So if the world lived in a logical fashion NOBODY won the 2016 election by 30,940,355 votes! A fucking landslide!

Just how clear does it have to get? It was NOBODY who won by popular vote!

You see NOT VOTING is VOTING NOT!

So when people say that bogus talking point, “if you didn’t vote, you have no right to complain” that is pure BULLSHIT!

You did vote ……… you voted NO!

BUT >>>>>>>> just in case YOU voted WRONG, the Founding Father’s created the Electoral College.

An invention that was created back in colonial times to be sure that the popular vote could be ADJUSTED so as to keep the population from getting REAL control of the vote. You know, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE PEOPLE. A Founding Father principle.

And the irony here from colonial literature as an argument for the Electoral College was, the founding fathers “. . . were afraid of direct election to the Presidency. They feared a tyrant could manipulate public opinion and come to power.  NOW HOW FUNNY IS THAT!

Think on this ……….. why?

Well the answer TO THE OVERALL WHY is really simple …. THERE WAS NO ONE TO VOTE FOR! That is why!

Now think of this this way. Say there are two brands of crackers on the supermarket shelf and both brands are stale ……. which one would you buy to eat?

WELL THAT’S WHAT WE’RE OFFERED ……….. STALE WHITE CRACKERS!

And don’t forget that we are all equal in America so when they offered us a Black Cracker he was just as stale because he had been taught the white cracker jig!

YES’M MASSA!

And even the gender card was played in 2016 but still a white stale cracker but with breasts!

So as 2020 approaches you’ll see the circus and you’ll see the clowns.

And as of this moment the Republican’ts will stick with the Orange BozoBoy and the Democraps have Dead-Man-Walking-Biden as their savior bringing MORALS back to our nation which NEVER EVER had them in the first place!

The only question Tubularsock has with this choice ………. Just how many NO votes will be cast this time around?

 

 

 

 

WITHIN: a poem
©2019 DMS3

THE ASSASSIN’S BULLET
RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN

BLOCKING THE LAST SWALLOW
FROM BEGINNING TO END

NOTHING IS LOST BUT NOTHING IS GAINED
ONCE THE BRAIN CLOSED DOWN, SIMPLY INSANE

NOTHING CHANGES THAT’S FOR SURE
SAME OLD SHIT ANOTHER BLUR

CAN WE SAY THAT WE REACHED A SOLUTION
OR IS IT JUST THE START OF A NEW REVOLUTION

DON’T COUNT ON THAT TO REALLY ALL HAPPEN
WHO CAN AGREE WITH ALL THOSE MOUTH’S FLAPPIN’

CROSSING THE STREET THE TRAFFIC ALL SNARLED
PASSIONS ARE RISING LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW

WHO REALLY CARES WHEN LOOKED AT SO CLOSELY
MOST OF THE DEAD ARE OTHER’S FOLKS MOSTLY

VIOLENCE HAS NEVER REALLY WON OVER THE DAY
OR THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE SO OFTEN DO SAY

BUT LOOKS TO ME LIKE IT MATTERS A LOT
IF ITS YOUR OWN FAMILY THAT HAS GOTTEN ALL SHOT

VIOLENCE SETTLES NOTHING THAT IS FOR SURE
IT JUST SETS IT UP SO THAT MORE WILL OCCUR.

NOW DON’T EXPECT ME TO CALM ALL YOUR NERVES
AND GIVE YOU SOME HOPE WON’T HAPPEN FOR SURE

MANKIND HAS ITS ISSUES THERE’S NO NEW NEWS THERE
WE BLOW EVERYTHING UP AND LOOK WITH DESPAIR

NOT KNOWING FOR SOME REASON THAT LOOKING OUT THERE
WON’T FIND THE CULPRIT THAT’S HIDDEN SOMEWHERE

NO NEED TO WORRY AND THERE’S NO NEED TO FRET
THE CULPRIT YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR RESIDES ‘BOVE YOUR NECK

AND MOST OF THE BRAIN-DEAD THAT YOU OFTEN ENCOUNTER
ARE MUCH LIKE YOURSELF AND CONTINUE TO SAUNTER

BUT CLEANING YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS THE TASK
AND IS THE ONLY SOLUTION IF YOU WOULD LIKE IT TO LAST

FOR YOU ARE THE PROJECTOR AND LIFE IS YOUR SCREEN
AND THE CLEARER THE VIEWER THE BRIGHTER THE SHEEN

NOW PICKUP YOUR LUGGAGE AND TOSS IT AWAY
AND HEAD DOWN THIS PATH AND FIND THE NEW WAY.

WELL SHIT, DUMPS BACK ALREADY?

Now that ORANGE BOZOBOY has returned to our shores, America’s embarrassment does not end unfortunately.

The dumb fuck is still at it. His inability to understand that increasing the price of beer and Tequila by pushing his tariffs on Mexico would not be very popular with his base was amazing.

EVEN some Republican’ts saw the writing on THAT WALL, you know the one MEXICO didn’t pay for ………….

One has to admit that ORANGE BOZOBOY has an uncanny ability to one-upsmanship himself but in the most negative direction.

His life’s motto must be, “When I fuck it up I can fuck it up better”!

In fact, to put it in ORANGE-BOZOBOY-SPEAK (OBS), “I fuck it up in such a bigly way that no one else in the entire historical pantheon of fuck ups has EVER fucked it up better than I have fucked it up! AND HAVE YOU SEEN MY CROWD SIZE?”

And really, Tubularsock does have to agree.

HOWEVER, this is not a day for a lot of words so because a picture equals 1000 words here is a set that easily sets in motion 50,000 words if not more. Enjoy.

Oh sure, you can “read” them twice.

DIRECT FROM ENGLAND

 

ON MISTAKES MADE

 

A GREAT TRUTH EXPOSED!

 

But don’t be concerned and have a nice day.

 

MUELLER DEFECATION HITS THE GROUND RUNNING!

 

“You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world”

“You say you’ll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head

You tell me it’s the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead”
(John Lennon)

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR) and just happened to pick up a copy of the United States Constitution in braille.

Yes indeedy-deed, in braille!

Tubularsock just happens to have a copy of the Constitution of the United States in braille because as you know in America, “justice is blind”!

And what could be more JUST than the Constitution?

Also it only takes about 12 minutes or so to read the entire thing with an additional seven minutes if you wish to read the Bill of Rights, slowly.

But it is the United States Constitution which Tubularsock wishes to draw your attention to.

You see, Bob Mueller has stated, in his recent nine minute statement about the conclusions of his 448 page Report summarized in 4 pages by Attorney General William Barr, that even though Trump DID commit a series of CRIMINAL OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE activities ol’ Bob can’t indict a sitting President for these crimes because of the Constitution.

Of course that led Tubularsock to read the Constitution! Again. NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION does it say ANYTHING about preventing an indictment of a sitting President for obstruction of justice!

NOT ONE WORD.

So where did ol’ Bob come up with that bull shit?

Well there is an Executive-Justice Department RULE preventing him from indicting Trump for his obstruction of justice criminality.

 

This is JUST AN INTERPRETATION, by the Office of Legal Counsel of the Justice Department, of the Constitution!
The Constitution DOES NOT SAY THAT!

So the Department of Justice as well as Robert Mueller may be just FULL OF SHIT!

Now for the question:

The Department of Justice is part of the Executive Branch of the government.

How is it that THEIR interpretation in this case isn’t a conflict of interest in the legal sense?

Anyone in TubeLand know?

Tubularsock is not an expert on the law unless its breaking them.
But don’t be concerned. Tubularsock wears disguises.

So the only way for this issue to be resolved is by the Supreme Court and to give you an example how clear the Supreme Court has been on this type of issue let Judge Tubularsock present exhibit A and exhibit B.
EXHIBIT A:

Nixon v. Fitzgerald, a 1982 decision, the court ruled that the president had immunity from civil lawsuits arising from his actions in office.

Well THAT’S CLEAR!

EXHIBIT B:

Clinton v. Jones, a 1997 decision, the justices ruled that the president enjoyed no immunity from civil suits arising from his conduct while he was not in office.

And this too is clear.

So …….. we are back where we started:

Going back to before Nixon, the Justice Department rules that you cannot indict a sitting President …… YOU HAVE TO IMPEACH HIM!

So the catch 22 is that the Justice Department would have to disobey their own rule and indict Trump AND THEN Trump would take his case to the Supreme Court.

But that won’t happen because the Justice Department won’t indict so there is no case.

Oh sure, the Department of Justice could change their “rule” (because it is ONLY an interpretation) and then indict or the Congress could make an Amendment to the Constitution to clear this all up BUT everyone reading this right now would be dead before that process was complete.

Comforting isn’t it.

So it is not an understatement to say that THIS is a Constitutional Crisis and Impeachment is the only way to proceed to resolve the Trump problem.

And if you review Vol.2 of the Mueller Report you’ll find OVERWHELMING evidence that Trump obstructed justice. But unless Congress wants to REALLY stand up for the RULE OF LAW then no contest!

Oh, by the way ……. they all still receive their paychecks on time and their campaign contributions …….. Ahhhh, life is good!