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OH PLEASE ……. SPARE TUBULARSOCK! THE FUCKING RUSSIANS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS ENTIRE ELECTION FRAUD!

Get fucking real ……… The American Political Establishment FUCKED UP! Plain and simple ……. it doesn’t even take a high school diploma to figure this out!

Obama came into office with all the correct words of hope and change and the entire rejection of fucking Bush-shit and then dropped the ball. The only racism that existed in all this is the fact that fucking white people believed that all blacks are good at sports!

Barack is NOT! His dribble, or should that be drivel, is obvious!

The result is the FACT that Obama allowed the Clinton crowd to come in and cover Wall Street’s crimes and bail them out and leave “citizen street” out to dry!

How simple can it be?

Let’s get something straight and clear for history ….. Hillary’s loss HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT SHE IS A WOMAN! PERIOD!

Hillary’s loss had to do with Obama doubled crossed the people that put faith in his words and the fucker didn’t deliver the beef! Plain and simple!

The Democratic Party Establishment was so self-centered that they forgot the PEOPLE and lost themselves in the elitism of their own closed structure!

Really, this is not fucking rocket science …………

Come on, Hillary and the DNC cheated and double-crossed a morally superior candidate and cheated him out of a fair chance at the nomination and this is blamed on the Russians? Do you mean to tell Tubularsock that it takes the Russians to expose this travesty?

Well if so, thank you Vlad!

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But that is not he case ………

According to the WashingtonBlog 12/12/16, and this is the WashingtonBlog (NOT The Washington Post —-the CIA mouth piece)”The former intelligence analyst, British Ambassador to Uzbekistan, and chancellor of the University of Dundee, Craig Murray” has stated, “he knows for a fact that there were no hacks at all … instead, an American insider leaked the information to Wikileaks”.

There is a BIG difference between Hacking and Insider Leaking!

This entire Russian Hacking thing is just a diversion. So often, and this is no exception, one has to read The New York Times articles to their very end. They start with,

“American intelligence agencies have told the White House they have “high confidence” that the Russian government was behind the theft of emails and documents from the Democratic National Committee. …”

BUT IT ISN’T TILL THE END OF THE ARTICLE THAT IT STATES, “But the campaign officials acknowledge that they have no evidence.”

THEY HAVE NO EVIDENCE!

So at this time you may want to ask the question, Just where does this “HIGH CONFIDENCE” come from ……. easy, from what they have been smoking at the CIA!

And just a reminder in case you have forgotten …… one of the CIA’s major jobs has been to undermine fair democratic elections all around the world from its early history in post-war Europe to Cold War campaigns in Central and South America.

So the question you must preface your own thoughts with in this matter is, “What’s the deal going down that brings the CIA out to make a case for it?”

“It (the CIA) isn’t some sort of right wing agency, it is an agency filled with bright people with beliefs across the mainstream political spectrum—many of the CIA’s anti-democratic coups have occurred under Democratic presidents, carried out by liberal CIA operatives; but most significantly the CIA is part of the deep state.” (David Price, Counterpunch 12/12/16)

And let Tubularsock suggest that you get all gussied-up for the Inaugural Ball so you can be right there at the outset to watch the torch be passed for ROME TO BURN!

Tubularsock will bring the hot dogs.

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BLIND TRUST FANTASY 

There has been an outcry by many that President Elect Tweet put his businesses not just into his family’s control but place his entire business assets and investments into a blind trust.

And this has always sounded good for people who know insider deals about to happen to not be able to use that information to feather their own family nest.

And it seems like the perfect solution, doesn’t it?

Well it is a silly cover …….

Let Tubularsock give you a typical Tubularsock Example.

Tubularsock takes all his money and invests in Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls. Yes, it is a futuristic concept which may or may not even work.

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Because it is a new investment “opportunity” the share price is $3.00 a share. And Tubularsock buys 500,000 shares. That means that Tubularsock’s total cost is $1 and a half million. (remember this is an example and Tubularsock’s current “funds” fall a bit short of this amount.)

Then Tubularsock goes off to Washington, D.C. as President or Senator or even a member of the House of Representatives.

And a blind trust is set up “in good faith” to show no conflict of interest. (Horse-shit, to coin an economic phrase that fits the bill.)

Now remember, this is a simple straight forward example but the idea can be perfected a number of ways and the end result is controlled wealth accumulation with the advantage of the fantasy of no conflict of interest.

So to make this example more realistic let’s take Tubularsock’s name out of the equation and in its place substitute the name of say, ahhh …. Senator McNUT.

Now Senator McNUT works the system in the Senate and gets a plum committee chairmanship. This may take a couple of years or even less depending on his value to his party but in time he is made Chairman of  the Advanced Military Systems Committee.

And because of his position and influence (due to the fact that other Senators are busy doing the same type of scam) McNUT puts forth and fast-tracks a new weapon known as APPB Munitions.

And through “deal-making” gets the Committee to vote this new futuristic weapon into existence and moves it through to passage.
Now remember, Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls may not even work BUT this is the Federal Government and all that is needed to be said that, it is “believed” that APPB could STOP terrorism!

Of course, outside the Washington bubble Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls stock takes a leap upward. Upon passage the stock jumps to $10 a share! OR $5 million for blind trust McNUT.

Now this continues and say Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls actually kind-of-works. Well remember this is the Federal Government so additional contracts are given for APPB and the price per share jumps to $33 a share due to a “maybe” break threw and Senator McNUT’s investment increases to $16 million 500 thousand.

Are you getting the point. And lets say Senator McNut did this with just five defense products ……. early retirement, yes?

The manipulation is done wide open and the “blind-trust” really is a “BLIND-BLING”

And the BLIND BLING works at many levels. The Clinton Foundation is a wonderful BLIND BLING. You’ll be noticing Obummer’s speech circuit after he leaves office as how the BLIND BLING works, Michelle’s as well.

The “pay-off” comes AFTER! It is a POSTED DATED BRIBE and it is deemed A-OK with the established power elite. Hey, that is how American Democracy is done!

AND THE BEAT GOES ON ………………..

Should you worry about the SWAMP THAT TWEET’S CREATING?

FUCK YEAH!

But before the fucking clinton-obama holier than thou crescendo reaches a greater volume ….. reflect on THIS BLIND BLING CON.

Now reread Tubularsock’s thoughts …… TRUTH CAN BE FOUND IN A LOST WORLD!

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DEMOCRATIC LAND FILL

Lucky for Tubularsock, in our diverse economy, a regular guy who was rejected by the American electorate for the presidency can find a part time job.

Sure, Tubularsock is still tutoring President Elect Tweet but as the new government is formed Tubularsock will be put out to pasture soon due to the reconfiguration of the “drained swamp”. Let Tubularsock remind you that SCUM rises to the top, which is being demonstrated so clearly in Washington, D.C. right now! REALLY, did you expect anything different out of either party?

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PRESIDENT TWEET!

Tubularsock has waited two days to be sure that ALL the votes had been counted. Tubularsock wants to make it crystal clear that Tubularsock IS NOT responsible for taking votes from Hillary in Tubularsock’s own drive for the Presidency.

It is true that if you add all the votes cast for Tubularsock and divide by three and subtract two you’d see just how close Tubularsock came to winning in the non-swing states and just how close the swing states swung toward a Tubularsock Presidential victory.

Alas, Trump rigged the election and Hillary rigged the election both to keep Tubularsock from becoming the President of the United States!

And as Tubularsock HAS ALWAYS SAID, and you can quote Tubularsock, “Two rigs don’t make a right!”

So now, where do we go from here ……. it is a tough question. But the positive FACT is that when you are at the bottom of the barrel, direct down is a short distance.

What has just happened is that we have just had a REVOLUTION!

Tubularsock is elated that the “establishment-power-brokers” FAILED. And Tubularsock has been SO WRONG that the EPB’s would be able to swing the election for Hillary.

And THAT is after Tubularsock was SO WRONG that the “Republican-power-brokers” would not allow Trump the Republican nomination.

And as Tubularsock HAS ALWAYS SAID, and you can quote Tubularsock, “SO WRONG can be so right if wrong was right. Which has to be explained that a right wrong can’t be wrong when it’s right just like a wrong right can’t be right.”

So now with all that cleared up Tubularsock can wait for the train to wreck when it reaches a full speed crash. Bang-Crash!

Tubularsock is so pleased that the Hillary Machine was defeated and that the Trump Mess is about to ………. just what the fuck will the Trump Mess do.

Well the unfortunate part. Donnie doesn’t have a clue on how to shift any of his changes he called for in the campaign into reality. Talking about making America great when it really never was all that great to begin with and then doing it …….. well that is where the rubber hits the road.

But this is so much better than continuing the same old Shurb-Obomber-Clit going down the same old tracks to the same old conclusions.

This is our very first Tweeter President! Can it get better than that?

And think about this …….. Trump KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HOW TO DO THIS JOB
and you can’t change the channel because it’s the ONLY GAME SHOW IN TOWN!

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The day after the election *** 11/9 *** will go down in the annals of American history as the shocking day that Donnie The Tweeter President shockingly takes hold of the country. It may even be another 9/11 in the making but backwards.

However what if Donnie is the REAL progressive not like Obama who was a progressive in sheep’s clothing with all that false hope and change which proved to be same old same old.

Or Hillary who wasn’t a progressive at all.

What if ……………

But Tubularsock is happy ……. change is possible just in the fact that if the people want something to change they REALLY DO have the voting power.

But we’ll have a long tumultuous downward spiral before that will happen. Hold on to your hat.

So come on America. Join hands:

LET’S MAKE AMERICA FAKE AGAIN!

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PRE-CONSPIRACY THEORY

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THE CHARADE OF SHIT

Well things ARE as bad as you think. And Tubularsock believes that a case could be made for voting PUTIN FOR PRESIDENT.

You see, we as Americans, have been propagandized to believe that Putin is not “trust worthy”. But the proof is so much less daunting than the FACT that both Hillary and Trump are ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUST WORTHY!

So you may want to look into that political direction if you vote at all.

In an overview of all three debates one finds that you really don’t know ANYTHING about anything. And that is exactly the way it is set up to do. Give you a show and keep the lights off!

If it was meant to be really informative and issued centered then ALL political parties would have a place at the table. Tubularsock has discussed this ad nauseam.

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People are seldom swayed by “debates” as they are set up. It’s like a sports team.

A fan goes into a game with a predisposition for THEIR TEAM and no matter how well they do or how badly they do SELDOM to NEVER does the fan say, “I’m changing teams”.

So what is the purpose for a debate especially when ALL the questions are known by the candidates beforehand EVEN WHEN THEY TELL YOU THEY’RE NOT?

Well, nothing is done in this country without promoting our core value. And that is to make money.

CBS was asking $200,000 to $225,000 for a 30-second spot during its post-debate coverage —

The Clinton campaign announced it had at least $30 million earmarked for digital ads.

But IT IS NOT EVEN IN THE BALL PARK which shows that it doesn’t even have the draw of your local sports team when one discovers that the advertising rate for a spot at the Super Bowl this year was $5 million!

But that is all understandable when you look at it. Either one of these candidates could blow up the world ……. and that’s scary. SOOOO, let’s watch football!

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IT COULD HAPPEN!

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THE RUSSIANS DID IT?

Now why is it that YOU and Tubularsock, as American Citizens, have to depend on the RUSSIANS to hack the emails of our politicians so WE AMERICANS can read the truth?

THAT SHOULD BE THE REAL CONCERN, DON’T YOU THINK?

Perhaps it is because we are continuing being lied to by Hillary, Trump and the rest of our political establishment.

“I did not have sex with that woman”. Thanks Bill, we know, we know.

“I am not a crook!”. Thanks Dick, we know, we know.

“We KNOW that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction” Thanks George W. we know, we know.

“The NSA DOES NOT spy on Americans”. Thanks James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence. We know, we know!

“The North Vietnamese regime . . . conducted further deliberate attacks against U.S. naval vessels . . .”. Thanks Lyndon, we know, we know.

A “. . . report that’s been pretty well confirmed, that [9/11 hijacker Mohammed Atta] did go to Prague and he did meet with a senior official of the Iraqi intelligence service . . .”. Thanks Dick Cheney, we know, we know after even the CIA told you this was a false report the day before you said it on TV!

A committee in the House of Representatives in 2004 identified “237 misleading statements about the threat posed by Iraq that were made by President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Secretary Rumsfeld, Secretary Powell, and National Security Advisor Rice. Thanks, we know, we know.

“Osama bin Laden DID IT from a cave!” We know, we know.

And sure steel buildings free fall into their own footprint from office fires BUT ONLY THREE TIMES ON ONE DAY IN ALL OF WORLD HISTORY! We know, we know.

So somehow when Hillary’s and Moderator Wallace’s exchanges in the last debate defended this “intelligence knowledge” that the Russian’s did it ……… we should pause and just wonder where that number 17 that Hillary used came from. Who said so?

Clinton: “We have 17, 17 intelligence agencies, civilian and military who have all concluded that these espionage attacks, these cyber attacks, come from the highest levels of the Kremlin. And they are designed to influence our election. I find that deeply disturbing.”
Trump: You have no idea.
Clinton: I am quoting 17, 17 — do you doubt?
Trump: Our country has no idea.
Clinton: Our military and civilian –
Trump: Yeah, I doubt it, I doubt it.
And then the moderator, “Wallace: “. . .The top national security officials of this country do believe that Russia has been behind these hacks. Even if you don’t know for sure whether they are . . .”

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Oh “the who said so” was JAMES CLAPPER and Jeh Johnson, the secretary of Homeland Security with words like:

“The U.S. Intelligence Community (USIC) is confident . . .”

We believe, based on the scope and sensitivity of these efforts . . .”

“. . . are consistent with the methods and motivations of Russian-directed efforts.”

“the Russians have used similar tactics and techniques . . .”

BUT NO STRAIGHT TALK LIKE HERE IS THE PROOF THAT THE RUSSIAN’S DID IT! THERE IS NO PROOF JUST THOSE FAMOUS  “SIMILAR TACTICS”. Well with those “similar tactics” the NSA itself could have done it!

You know, “scope and sensitivity” just doesn’t cut it for Tubularsock.

Trump for all Tubularsock dislikes the guy is correct …… “Our country has no idea”.

So, Tubularsock just would like to take this opportunity to thank Vlad for his contribution to American Democracy. It is sure a round about way to get any political truth when we have that “free press” all over the place but hey, Thanks Vlad!

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SHE’S A WOMAN!

Tubularsock has always rejected the idea that gender made any difference when it came to strength, competence, or intelligence.

That’s “MAN’S WORK”!

That’s “WOMAN’S WORK”!

Are both stupid and limiting thought patterns.

So when Tubularsock hears from both men and women that “It is time to elect a woman for President” Tubularsock would say IT’S PAST DUE!

However voting for just any woman DOES make a difference.

And a vote for Hillary Clinton is just a false choice if you want something to change in the direction of this country.

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But you may have noticed that WE never got a choice of women to pick to run for President. We got the one chosen for us.

Let Tubularsock give that to you again ….. WE GOT THE ONE CHOSEN FOR US!

There are a lot of very strong competent intelligent women in the United States but Hillary is the one chosen for us ………. folks, that is not the best we can do!

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard from Hawaii comes high on Tubularsock’s chart even if there are areas of disagreement with some of Gabbard’s positions. She is honest, intelligent and fair minded.

And Jill Stein of the Green Party has integrity and is intelligent and honest.

But Hillary Clinton was CHOSEN FOR US!

Now what does THAT tell you?

RIGGED comes to Tubularsock’s mind.

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OUTRAGEOUS!

Now where does Donald Trump find the nerve to say that the election is rigged and that he may not automatically RALLY AROUND THE FLAG of our grand democracy and support the winner of this election.

In our grand history ALWAYS the loser BURIES HIS HATCHET and joins the winner to unite the nation to go forward. That is one of the fundamental principles of FAIR AND FREE ELECTIONS.

And yes ………. But the caveat rests on FAIR AND FREE now doesn’t it.

So where could Donnie get an idea that the election is rigged?

Gosh …….. maybe we should really look.

The first “give away” is how strong of a reaction has come from the ESTABLISHMENT.
Just about, like cockroaches, every politician in the club came out of the woodwork to tell us that there IS NO QUESTION that the elections in the United States of America are FAIR AND FREE!

John McCain, dead man walking, stated that “All Arizonans and all Americans SHOULD be confident in the integrity of our elections . . .” . Oh yeah, YOU SHOULD?

Jimmy Carter believes that the idea of rigged elections are “unfounded and irresponsible”! But Jimmy always has had an inability to identify political deep water and was a “true believer” in the system. Even now. “The Carter Center notes that no election is perfect and that there will be isolated administrative incidents in U.S. elections as in every election conducted around the world. However, these incidents should not call into question the integrity of the entire election.”

The only issue with this analyses is that the rigging of key state voting machines with malware can throw an election in either direction and without a PAPER trail, there is no hard proof!

And Hillary, released a letter, written to Bill from George H.W. Bush as he handed the Office of President off to him calling Clinton “our president” as an example of the club rules of handing over leadership.

But within Clinton’s leaked emails, John Podesta explained to Clinton’s staff how some believed that Obama committed voter fraud in the 2008 Colorado election. Clinton’s “inner circle” believed that to be true.

President Barack Obama said this week “no serious person” would believe the presidential election could be rigged. But in 2008 Barack stated when asked about a rigged election, “Well, I tell you what it helps in Ohio, that we got Democrats in charge of the machines.”

“But look, I come from Chicago,” Obama continued, “so I want to be honest, it’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes, Democrats have, too.”

Funny how he forgot this time around, isn’t it? Well no problem because NO SERIOUS person would think that!

And John Kerry believes that in the 2004 election Bush’s people purged Democratic voters from the rolls, engineered long lines at Democratic precincts, and even deliberately rigged computerized voting machines to take votes from Kerry and give them to Bush. These theories mostly focused on the state of Ohio, which would have won Kerry the presidency.

But really, NO SERIOUS person would think that!

Oh and wasn’t there some kind of Florida rigging in 2000? Oh no, the Supreme Court said that Florida didn’t have to recount the questionable vote totals so ALL’S GOOD!

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Yeah, now we can all rest assured that American Democracy is well and good and fair and free!

And whatever you do don’t look at Hillary rigging the Democratic National Committee to edge out Bernie. No, THAT RIGGING WAS ALL PART OF THE CLINTON MACHINE’S PROCESS. It was all done among friends!

So, let’s all get comfortable. Like Tubularsock has said all along …. THE FIX IS IN!
All that is left is the counting but that has already been done by Hillary’s People.

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Just where, oh where could Donald Trump come up with such an outlandish idea!

NO SERIOUS person would think that!

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