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SAME SHELL GAME DIFFERENT PEAS & KAREN PENCE!

 

 

OK, here’s Tubularsock’s take on all this political bull shit.

We all know that Orange-Donnie-Little-Dick is a fucking crook!

We all know that Step-en-fetch-it-Barack is a fucking crook!

We all know that Killary-The-Bitch-Clinton is a fucking crook!

We all know that Head-Up-His-Ass-George W. is a fucking crook!

We all know that the Bill-Stained-Dress-Clinton is a fucking crook!

And we all know Walking-Alzheimer’s-Biden is a fucking crook!

But none of that matters.

These are the offers from the power elite for the American citizen to choose from and it is a closed system. THEY WERE PRE-CHOSEN for you to vote for and THAT is what is called a “FREE” election in the United States!

That is why we continue wars of aggression throughout the world attacking whomever we wish and supporting terrorists throughout the world to destabilize areas and KEEP them destabilized to “OUR” corporate advantage.

You do realize that the CIA is one of the largest TERRORIST groups IN THE WORLD! Right?

EVEN though the vast majority of American citizens DON’T WANT WAR!

We have continue war ……… NO MATTER which pre-selected presidential candidate you have the “freedom” to vote for in ANY given election.

Tubularsock calls it FreeDoom voting!

Yet it seems that few American citizens seem to notice and even fewer seem to care. They seem to rally around the clowns and circus not noticing it is all being orchestrated and at the end of the “free” election it is business as usual.

Yet, what seems to be true may not be. There is a bright side. There is a huge number of Americans who appear to have caught on that they have been herded like sheep and have decided NOT TO VOTE at all.

And for Tubularsock that is a possible beginnings of citizen “blow-back”. It is not not voting for lack of interest it is a lack of interest because in truth it is a LACK OF CHOICE!

They just would rather not vote than to vote for the same old same old.

But for Tubularsock THAT is only the first step. Recognition that you have been HAD!

Oh, and if you haven’t noticed the usual business does nothing to enrich the average Joe Schmo or his family ……. but there is always iPhone70 to entertain them.

Yet, here we go again ………

The Ukraine and the whistle-blower …… have YOU read the 9-page whistle-blower complaint? Tubularsock has and it is clear enough to prove that Orange-Dump is pretty much a C-rated mafia boss in a B rated movie with nothing even close to a “10” performance.

Talking about pathetic ………… Dump is pathetic. A true 3, max! And only that is due to breast size of a fat old man!

And to see a Ukraine comic and an American game-show host have a press conference together is really rich!

THIS!, is what World Leadership has come to?

And even more scary is the current dominate concept that the United States power elite puts Joe and Don up AS LEADERSHIP for the future for this country.

It is pretty much like stacking shit on top of shit and asking for a vote!

FLUSH …….. is the only answer if that is what the final ballot shows.

One really has to ponder, is this really the end of civilization? This is the level we have come to? Makes Global Warming look good!

And if your stomach hasn’t turned yet just take a second to look at Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders defense of the Orange Turd and tell Tubularsock if you can tell the difference between them and a bedpan full of afterbirth fluid clinging to life support.

Damn those two are repulsive semi-human beings! Amen.

But you don’t think Tubularsock is going to leave you on such a downer note do you?

Hell no!

The entire shit show is represented best with “Mother” (Karen Pence) proclaiming, at a Minnesota campaign rally that she likes how Trump treats young women and sees the respect he has for his daughters.

Right on Karen, Donnie wanted to “date” and fuck Ivanka and in general grab pussies of women!

At least from this photo Karen seems to be prepared to protect herself from Donnie’s treatment of women.

But EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE coming from a woman who teaches at a “religious” school which bans LGBT students is her husband’s “open relationship” with Donnie as shown in this photo.

 

 

But nothing turns “Mother” on more than Trump Fucking the American Flag!

 

 

Karen Pence TOO as well as her husband has lost all true perception and has fallen quickly into the cesspool of religious hypocrisy.

But why not, Mother should have remembered that playing with the DEVIL taints one’s soul …… amen.

 

 

THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SARAH’S SAD STORY HITS HARD

 

Tubularsock realizes that there is a wealth of sad stories out there in the big wide wonderful world and this is only one of them but ……. and Tubularsock warns you,
this will bring tears to your eyes and so close to Christmas too!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is packing her Adidas Santiago Mini Duffel Bag with all her honest news notes she has given out to the press during her time as OrangeDick’s press secretary.

In addition it has taken nine semi trucks with extended trailers to carry away her lying news notes defending the OrangeButterBall.

She is still collecting her near $180,000 salary until she parts, heading out and off of the White House lawn.

 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist minister, learned so well about lying, “much like Christ did in the Bible from her Bible thumping father.

And about “pussy grabbing” as perhaps God dabbled in on the side.

And maybe even thoughts of incest with Ivanka.

Are those “sins” supported by Preacher Huckabee as a “good-loving” Southern Baptist?

Hell, it’s just the way they are! Amen.

The three guiding principles of the Hucksters are lying, grabbing, Incest or THE THREE I’S AS SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALL THEM!

Tubularsock just can’t wait until Sarah’s children become teenagers.

Sarah’s “lying at any cost” activities that she executed so well will crop right up when her kids become teenagers and at that time will bite her on her huge derriere.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

 

ATTENTION:

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 

 

 

 

 

THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

 

So you really want to push ahead with this do you.

Well it has been a daunting task to say the least for Tubularsock but it really is time for each of you to enter

The Tubularsock Country Club Of Knowledge, “where knowledge is fun and fun is knowledge and where failure is a learning experience”.

Now Tubularsock knows as well as you do that Americans don’t read. And hence, why should their “leader?”

However, unlike most Americans, Trump can’t read. And even with a Teleprompter he can’t pronounce the words when he does identify them.

So Tubularsock, being a man of the people, is providing an easier way of presenting Trump’s attempt at being President of the United States for your perusal.

A picture is worth 1000 words so 10 pictures would be ….. you do the math!

 

 

Now that Tubularsock has provided the basic truth and base line for Donald Trump, let’s move on to a quick overview of Trump’s policy achievements over the past two years.

 

 

Well, obviously no argument here.

So maybe we should dip into boarder security and see the way that has developed.

 

 

WOW! …………….. ONLY IF WE COULD.

Trump’s foreign policy ability has not been beneficial to the U.S. or the world. Diplomacy is often a matter of trust.

 

 

And when it comes to oil prices well …….. don’t slip!

 

 

And then with key “trusted” advisors like Stephen Miller, who proves that shit rises to the top of a swamp before it explodes, Trump has cemented his father’s Nazi leanings with his own political myopic retardation.

 

 

But really what can you really expect?

Donald Trump’s abilities are built on lies-on-lies and he believes that if he repeats his lies often enough then they’ll come true.

But PROOF’S IN THE PUDDING!

 

 

But don’t worry ……….

Thing are picking up!

 

 

With all the investigations many thing will become much more clear and we’ll all be so much happier!

 

 

And rest assured that in the world of a “free” press we’ll soon know EVERYTHING!

 

 

Well you’ve made it ……………..

And hell yes! You are way smarter than when you started.

And if you are so inclined, you can put any of these on your Facebook page to impress your friends ……. or not.

 

 

 

HEALTH CARE-LESS

 

For Tubularsock the ONLY way to go with national health care is the Single-Payer but that won’t happen so the next best thing is Medicare-For-All which is better at cutting costs.

But BETTER YET is to duplicate the exact health plan that Congress has created for itself and use THAT PLAN as our National Health Plan!

Or another way of putting this is that the National Health Plan that is created by Congress would be the SAME health care plan that Congress would HAVE TO adopt for itself.

Pretty simple, right?

But remember BOTH parties get huge sums from pharmaceutical companies and that will remain in play no matter which party “wins”.

And Democraps are not any less susceptible to prostituting themselves for a buck than the Republican’ts.

Obamacare was a compromise which was based to a large extent on Mitt Romney ideas in the Massachusetts State health care plan.

The idea was that you brought everyone into the market and forced insurers to compete for their business by offering higher-quality plans at lower costs, not by separating the healthy from the unwell.

But the Mitch McConnell and John Boehner Republicans decided to turn a complete about-face on ideas they had once supported in order unite against Obama’s plan!

And on top of that ——-They had no viable plan themselves!

As a result a group of GOP Senators voted for a resolution calling the individual mandate unconstitutional.

Fast forward to today.

What you see is the Republican Party driving legislative and judicial efforts to gut protections for people with preexisting conditions that are now the law of the land under Obamacare.

However you see the Republican Party running ads saying that they are committed to protecting people with preexisting conditions.

Say what?

The very Republican officials that are suing to negate preexisting conditions protections are the same Republican officials that are running ads saying that they are COMMITTED to protect preexisting conditions.

Tubularsock would venture to guess that that falls under the definition of LYING.

 

And who is the BESTEST Lier in our Nation?
None other than our Lier In Chief:

Now really, would you expect any less from the Shit-For-Brains-Dump?

 

 

IS NOTHING SACRED?

 

Oh sure, times have changed but really, is there nothing sacred any longer?

Hope Hicks, President Orange Tweets’ longest-serving and most trusted adviser
has stepped down from her position as White House communications director.

And it only took nine hours with the House Intelligence Committee to admit,
“that she was occasionally required to tell ‘white lies’ as part of her job”.

But she denied lying about anything relevant to the investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election!

White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders stated that Hope Hicks’s “. . . resignation was not connected to testimony she gave to the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday.

Which is of course an OUT AND OUT LIE because Sarah Sanders’s job is to tell OUT AND OUT LIES not “white lies” which was Hope Hick’s job.

 

As you can see it is all very logical!

But really, talking about “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE”!

Communications Director for an inept imbecile?

This message will self destruct in three and a half seconds whether you take the mission or not ……… Poof!