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Welcome To The Theatre of the Absurd.

George W. Bush is now going to teach a “MASTERCLASS” on leadership.

Dick Cheney is now giving moralistic advice about the fundamentals of democracy.

Nancy Pelosi has become a specialist in “Insider-trading” along with her husband Paul.

Paul Pelosi is flashing his Platinum Donation Card for police charity while being arrested.

Donald Trump was literally sitting on boxes of top secret government documents. BUT HE DOESN’T READ!

Hilary Clinton is still “missing” thousands of emails, damn Russia!

Bill Clinton STILL can’t get enough “head”.

And your engine light has started blinking indicating you should pull over and stop driving your car.

AND YOU THOUGHT LIVING IN OZ WAS ALL FUN!

Now Tubularsock pulled out this list from general thoughts without effort. These things are not even the tip of the iceberg.

Yet the beat goes on.

The war in Ukraine which the U.S. created by not standing by “OUR WORD”, our verbal agreement, with Russia has unfolded into a major mess.

AND YET ………..

Somehow WE are giving out BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to one of the most corrupt countries in the world today (besides our own) without oversight AT ALL as to where that money is going ……….and THAT IS THE POLICY!

Ukraine CAN’T “WIN” and that is exactly the policy being promoted by the U.S. throughout its foreign policy sphere.

We are still supporting and training terrorists in Syria as we have done throughout the Middle East, Asia, Africa and Latin America. THAT IS THE POLICY!

And yep, you bet both political parties are shoveling the money out the door but appear to become all inflationary conscious when it comes to domestic policy.

That is BOTH PARTIES!

WHY? You really have to ask?

BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE PARTY AND YOU’RE NOT IN IT.

AND THERE IS ONLY ONE FOREIGN POLICY, …… destabilization.

YET YOU JUST CONTINUE TO PAY FOR IT IN A MULTITUDE OF WAYS.

So exactly who is the stupid one, dumbo?

And always remember, when it comes to money and power the wealthy will gladly kill YOU so they can have more.

Ain’t that rich!

WHERE WILL THE MONEY COME FROM?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OPTICAL DELUSION

 

Well. Are you paying attention yet?

Buydone’s First Attack as our protector and chief was to bomb Syria.

And you thought Russia and China were sitting at our borders ready to pounce.

NOPE. It’s Syria.

It was self defense. You are safe now. Feel better?

You see, Iran-backed militias are believed responsible for a Feb. 15 rocket attack in Iraq that killed a U.S. military contractor and wounded a U.S. service member.

Now you could say, “Wow, we’re still in Iraq? Haven’t we devastated Iraq completely yet?”

Well no we haven’t!

You see after Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11 we immediately invaded Afghanistan only to discover according to Donald Rumsfeld that, “. . . there aren’t any good targets in Afghanistan. And there are lots of good targets in Iraq”.
So we started a war in Iraq in order that we could lose two wars together. Afghanistan and Iraq. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

Now we keep trying to start a war with IRAN but to date Iran just keeps out smarting us.
That and they have nuclear arms.

AND WE’VE DONE IT NOW!

In this last election all Tubularsock heard from so many is that we had to get rid of the Orange Dump and elect Slow Buydone so we all could GET BACK TO NORMAL!

And we’ve done it. No health care, no jobs, no fair minimum wage, AND NEVER ENDING WARS.

Congratulations America, WE’RE BACK!

So we have taken two F-15 fighter jets which cost $43.1 million each to build and they shot off seven precision guided missiles at a cost of $115,000.00 each and each F-15 cost $41,921.00 per hour in fuel not to even mention the cost of all the support necessary to conduct the mission which easily falls into the millions.

And we killed 17 people.

$86,200,000 plane cost
$805,000 missile cost
$125,763 fuel cost 1.5 hr flight time x 2

$87,130,763.00 divided by 17 = $5,125,339.00

And you know the funniest part?
NOT ONE MEMBER OF CONGRESS SAID, “Where will the money come from?”
A dead Syrian is worth more than an American citizen ……. very strange priorities, wouldn’t you say?

 

A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WILL BUYDONE WAKE UP?

 

Tubularsock just wants to remind you:

Donald Trump is the result

Not the cause.

We got here because the corporate agenda of the neoliberal Democraps trammeled the advancement of regular people from obtaining a middle class level within our society.

Shipping jobs globally without providing a safety net for workers within our own country created an underclass not an advancing middle class.

Not creating a Medicare For All system, like every other modern industrial nation in the world, to protect our own citizens and thereby putting profit over people have devastated the well being of hundreds of thousands of citizens dragging many into homelessness and poverty.

And our policies of CONTINUED WAR for no other purpose than for mega-corporations to pull 60% of our tax dollars into their pockets has prevented advancement in our own country to improve the infrastructure, the education system, and so much more.

The Republican’ts are not blameless in all this societal degradation either. They have played along with the “two-party” as one-party system in order to trade power back and forth for the wealthy leaving the regular citizen to fend for themselves fighting over the waste scraps.

All this that has just happened with the “Trump Mob” is a knock on the door for a truly NEW DIRECTION.

We will see.

It will be an awakened Biden stepping out on the world stage to develop TRUE CHANGE THROUGHOUT, overpowering his propensity to look back and fall back asleep.

THIS IS IT!

Biden is at the split in the political road.

One: fall back on fucking Obummer’s HOPE & CHANGE bull shit and fuck the citizens, as he did.

OR

Two: blaze a NEW PATH and REALLY create hope and change.

The proverbial Ball is in his court!

Tubularsock does not have a lot of faith that Biden has the vision to do anything grand enough to pull us up out of the quagmire we are in as a society.

Empty words and no deeds won’t cut it any longer.

His cabinet picks look just like a fancy corporate Rolodex from the “good old days” and if his administration continues to short change the citizens in favor of the corporate order of things it will only prove that only MOB VIOLENCE is the only thing that they pay attention to and thus a governmental overthrow from the street is all that is left for the citizen to do.

And just a final word on diversity of the BUYDONE cabinet.

It doesn’t matter whether it is a women or a man or a tri-gender or a Black or a White or a Brown, an Asian or a Native American. None of that makes ANY difference if their mindset is the same.

Diversity of mind is what will bring about real change for all, not token colors and sexes.

THE TIME IS NOW!

CHANGE IT JOE OR WE ARE ALL DEAD!

BURN THE FUCKER DOWN:AN AMERICAN STORY

 

Well Tubularsock is so excited. This is going to be a week to remember in American history.

The Orange Wonder to date has attempted every rig in the book to WIN.

And EVEN so some Republican’ts are standing up against his onslaught which is very rare because Republican’ts over the years have had their share of total assholes to defend.

Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon …….. don’t get Tubularsock started!

And the Democrap’s have as well. Obummer, Clinton, Johnson, Jackson.

But all that is just piss under the bridge from our pseudo-democratic-existence.

Well this Wednesday the 6th, Congress will have a joint session and Tubularsock himself plans to have a joint session. About the only way to put up with the bull shit!

And all AlbinoBoy Pence has to do is open fifty envelopes and read out the numbers and declare the guy with the most votes the winner.

Doesn’t sound that difficult but AlbinoBoy Pence first has to pull his white head out of his white ass to do this and that is why Mother will be there to tidy up. He’s a big boy now Mother.

As for the rest of the deliberation it will be like TOTAL fun to watch and if the American public haven’t asked yet why we even pay these collective imbeciles then this will be the opportune time to ask that question.

BUT WAY MORE FUN will be to watch the streets. That’s where stupidity will reign and the violence that will occur has been driven by the OrangeTurd himself. He has pumped his base up to the point that when violence breaks out he should be held for “inciting a riot”!

Because that is the stage OrangeDump has set into play. Tubularsock can’t wait!

Yet the right wing is setting the stage in their own way and like always their skew is well, “off the wall”.

For example: “These radical Left bolsheviks have been highly trained by the FBI COINTELPRO and/or CIA SPECIAL OPERATIONS to execute their disruptive missions with precision.”

“You can be sure that the U.S. Intel Community will have their deep cover agents and stealth operatives positioned all over D.C. on the 6th, looking for any opportunity to throw a wrench in the Patriot juggernaut that’s about to roll over everything inside the Beltway.”

And just how perfect is that? A pre-setup so when violence breaks out it won’t be their fault ……….THEY MADE US DO IT!

Oh don’t worry, the left sets up the same shit.

Seem like if nobody is to blame then nobody has to take responsibility for their actions.

 

And this “nobody has to take responsibility for their actions” runs from your city council member all the way to the Presidency.
AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE IN THE TOTAL MESS WE ARE IN!

The citizen has to reward their governmental officials with their vote ONLY when they support the citizen and not support governmental officials when they double cross you.

They have to be held to account!

Otherwise you will be taken to the cleaners and THAT IS YOUR OWN FAULT!

OH …… that does mean that you have to wake up to the issues that act against you and keep informed.

Just three examples:

Mitch McConnell blocks stimulus to the people but backs huge money to the rich AND THE VOTERS reelect him from one of the poorest states in the United States. WHY?
Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein have continually voted for corporate bailouts and war and against real people AND THE VOTERS reelect them. WHY?
It is another example of LOOK IN THE MIRROR politics.

The 6th is closer now than it was when Tubularsock started this rant and Tubularsock needs time to get the pop corn ready so dial it in: “BURN THE FUCKER DOWN” an American Story.

 

COVID RELIEF: TAKE TWO, CALL TUBULARSOCK IN THE MORNING!

 

Now here is the bottom line for you.

By this time in your life if you haven’t figured out that when it comes to self serving the one CON-STANT example is how BOTH the Democraps and the Republican’ts just ALWAYS protect themselves …… FIRST! And more often than not, seldom you.

Well, when it comes to helping you ……. “where will the money come from?”

And Tubularsock knows that none of our congress-people will miss a meal but many Americans’ will. And they REALLY want to help but ……… “where will the money come from?”

But whatever you do make sure you get your 4th Federal Tax Return installment mailed off before the January 15th deadline.

Ohhhh ………. That’s where they get the money …….. YOU!

Now with all the last-minute legislating over the coronavirus relief bill and with all the hand wringing over, “where will we get the money” there was just enough spare change to pass a $5 MILLION addition to the Office of Attending Physician which in essence DOUBLED their existing budget.

There wasn’t enough money for hazard pay for essential workers and emergency funding for local governments but really …… “where will we get the money?”

And fortunately they found the money for OWNERS OF RACEHORSES to get a tax break and a full expansion of tax deductions for business meals which of course working class people don’t really need anyway because they don’t have any money for food. Problem settled!

BUT we are going to get a $600 check which is something or at least Tubularsock has heard people say that. ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID?

And Tubularsock heard a Representative say out loud that the $600 will be a “bridge” until the next stimulus package. What planet does she reside? Tubularsock would gladly take the check and shove it up her fucking asshole with Tubularsock’s fist but knowing how Congress people are she’d like it! The Corporations do that regularly with their campaign contributions!

Oh, do you know what the Office of Attending Physician that Tubularsock mentioned above happens to be?

Well it has been described as “some of the country’s best and most efficient government-run health care”.

And who does it service with several physicians and nurses to provide on-call treatment?
CONGRESS! That’s who.

How CONvenient, don’t you think?

And this new funding is justified because of the new services needed to deal with the pandemic! AND we DO have money for that!

And to put an explanation point on this, this is the THIRD budget hike for the Office of Attending Physician. They hiked it in December 2019 ($3,868,000) and then again in March Congress appropriated an additional $400,000 under the CARES Act. And now an additional $5 MILLION!

So as Congress has been in a stalemate over the expansion of low-cost health care services for you THEY HAVE COVERED THEMSELVES!
And Tubularsock has a feeling that the majority of American citizens don’t even know this.
Great to have a free press owned “buy” the corporate interests that continually buys the Congress. Don’t you think?

 

 

 

 

CONGRESS: WE MUST HAVE OUR RECESS ……. IT’S OUR RIGHT!

 

Now with Bernie Sanders and Josh Hawley coming together pushing for a second round of $1200.00 Stimulus Checks while the rest of Congress is willing to drop help to the American people and shore up the rich again is par for the course in Washington, D.C.

So there is little surprise there.

No money for people but plenty of money for war.

Does that seem a little distorted of a belief ideal?

But Mitch won his election bid in his state of Kentucky which is one of the poorer states which NEEDS stimulus and health care which Mitch has blocked.

And yet they still vote for him! Now who’s fault is that?

And Nancy has held up and prevented stimulus checks prior to the election so as not to allow the possibility of Trump taking credit for the checks.

And now here we are ……. and oh gosh, what to do? The Christmas Recess is upon us and Congress just must go home for Christmas.

Now Sanders and Hawley have vowed to block Congress from leaving town without an up or down vote on the stimulus.

It would be so much easier if it was a vote on adding an additional three trillion dollars to improve our drone fleet. We ALWAYS have bipartisan support for money for that with little or no debate.

Killing people is easier than keeping them alive.

THINK ON THAT! The next time you vote.

 

So let Tubularsock sum up for you with the help of visual aids for Americans who don’t like to read too much. Sure Tubularsock is looking after you. What are friends for anyway?

 

And once and for all let’s let go of that adage …… “With Age Comes Wisdom” as the horse shit that it happens to be!

 

 

And then there is this dead end street.

 

To acquire wisdom, well you have to be alive. These walking cadavers have cashed it in years ago! And WE are paying the price and then some. But who elected them ……….. well, take out a mirror.

This society needs to upgrade it’s consciousness and re-frame our priorities as the pandemic is pointing out to us.

And “getting back to fucking “normal” IS THE DIRECTION OF OBLITERATION. NEW NOW!

 

 

 

 

PISSING IN THE PUNCH BOWL. 2020

 

Now Tubularsock wants you to stop!

Clear your mind.

Close your eyes ………. relax.

Ready? Open Your eyes.

Now look at these two.

Now.

Keep your mind clear and open.

Can you REALLY make a case for either of them
LEADING EVEN A HORSE TO WATER?

This is an insane world that we live in and always
has been insane.

But the difference is that it has been exposed
openly
and the disfunction is blatant!

Let Tubularsock remind you what
LEADERSHIP happens to be.

What does a LEADER do?

Just in case you have forgotten.

Leaders set direction, build an inspiring vision, and create something new.

Leadership is about mapping out where you need to go.

And a Leader is dynamic, exciting, and inspiring.

NOW.

 Look at these two.

Damn, it is clear to Tubularsock!

WE ARE BEATING A DEAD HORSE.

FORGET THE WATER!