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SOCIAL DISTANCING

You know, Tubularsock has been through a lot in his existence, to date, on this fucking globe we call earth that reminds you that gravity rules every fucking time you fall on your ass, if you’re lucky, or your face if you’re not.

Tubularsock grew up in a small town where most of the town was a relative of Tubularsock’s or a close friend of a relative of Tubularsock’s.

So hugging and kissing was what they all seemed to do as a greeting and the blind ones would run they hands over Tubularsock’s face in able to “see”!

Or that is the explanation that was given!

As luck would have it for Tubularsock the time came to leave the town and move to San Francisco ……………… Saints be praised!

BUT, Oh Shit!

It was the ’60’s where hugging and kissing fucking complete strangers was the acceptable greeting! WTF?

None the less, Tubularsock survived and this too passed. Saints be praised!

All went well until 2012 when Tubularsock got involved, by no fault of his own, in the fringe theater world and DAMN, hugging and kissing AGAIN! Often with total strangers!

What the hell? Who would have known?

But then, count your blessings ……….. the Hallelujah Moment!

THE CORONAVIRUS!

Now, six foot spacing between people ……….. Tubularsock can finally relax.

Saints be praised!

OH JUST HAVE FAITH

 

Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!

Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.

Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!

Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.

The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!

Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.

And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!

The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!

No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.

It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.

NO! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AWAKENING!

And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!

But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.

Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.

Oh, just have faith ……. amen.