Archive for August, 2022

BLOW NANCY UP! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!

Now Tubularsock doesn’t like his mean-spirited self but sometimes reality steps in and Tubularsock just has to go with it.

To see Nancy Pelosi’s charred botox-filled body floating in the Taiwan Straits would not bother Tubularsock a bit.

“BLOW NANCY UP!”

It WOULD worry Tubularsock that her botox-filled, charred body may harm any fish life that may bite into her charred botox-filled body but that is the chance we take in this world.

Her drunken husband wouldn’t notice she was gone until he realized that his remarkable stock market success was really dependent on Nancy and on their insider-trading, but shit— just how much cash does a habitual drunk need?

Sure the Chinese would get shit, but hell— THEY WARNED US of consequences ahead of time.

Shit happens.

Buydone wouldn’t notice because he’s too busy bragging about killing the Al Qaeda leader who has as much control over Al Qaeda as bin Laden had. The U.S. STILL doesn’t understand how Al Qaeda works. Really, that is amazing!

All this did was create a new Al Qaeda recruiting cycle. Tubularsock loves this!

It would be fun to have Al Qaeda assassinate Buydone BUT just how do you assassinate somebody who is already dead?

Ahh, another difficult question queried by Tubularsock.