Archive for August, 2022

Welcome To The Theatre of the Absurd.

George W. Bush is now going to teach a “MASTERCLASS” on leadership.

Dick Cheney is now giving moralistic advice about the fundamentals of democracy.

Nancy Pelosi has become a specialist in “Insider-trading” along with her husband Paul.

Paul Pelosi is flashing his Platinum Donation Card for police charity while being arrested.

Donald Trump was literally sitting on boxes of top secret government documents. BUT HE DOESN’T READ!

Hilary Clinton is still “missing” thousands of emails, damn Russia!

Bill Clinton STILL can’t get enough “head”.

And your engine light has started blinking indicating you should pull over and stop driving your car.

AND YOU THOUGHT LIVING IN OZ WAS ALL FUN!

Now Tubularsock pulled out this list from general thoughts without effort. These things are not even the tip of the iceberg.

Yet the beat goes on.

The war in Ukraine which the U.S. created by not standing by “OUR WORD”, our verbal agreement, with Russia has unfolded into a major mess.

AND YET ………..

Somehow WE are giving out BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to one of the most corrupt countries in the world today (besides our own) without oversight AT ALL as to where that money is going ……….and THAT IS THE POLICY!

Ukraine CAN’T “WIN” and that is exactly the policy being promoted by the U.S. throughout its foreign policy sphere.

We are still supporting and training terrorists in Syria as we have done throughout the Middle East, Asia, Africa and Latin America. THAT IS THE POLICY!

And yep, you bet both political parties are shoveling the money out the door but appear to become all inflationary conscious when it comes to domestic policy.

That is BOTH PARTIES!

WHY? You really have to ask?

BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE PARTY AND YOU’RE NOT IN IT.

AND THERE IS ONLY ONE FOREIGN POLICY, …… destabilization.

YET YOU JUST CONTINUE TO PAY FOR IT IN A MULTITUDE OF WAYS.

So exactly who is the stupid one, dumbo?

And always remember, when it comes to money and power the wealthy will gladly kill YOU so they can have more.

Ain’t that rich!

BLOW NANCY UP! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!

Now Tubularsock doesn’t like his mean-spirited self but sometimes reality steps in and Tubularsock just has to go with it.

To see Nancy Pelosi’s charred botox-filled body floating in the Taiwan Straits would not bother Tubularsock a bit.

“BLOW NANCY UP!”

It WOULD worry Tubularsock that her botox-filled, charred body may harm any fish life that may bite into her charred botox-filled body but that is the chance we take in this world.

Her drunken husband wouldn’t notice she was gone until he realized that his remarkable stock market success was really dependent on Nancy and on their insider-trading, but shit— just how much cash does a habitual drunk need?

Sure the Chinese would get shit, but hell— THEY WARNED US of consequences ahead of time.

Shit happens.

Buydone wouldn’t notice because he’s too busy bragging about killing the Al Qaeda leader who has as much control over Al Qaeda as bin Laden had. The U.S. STILL doesn’t understand how Al Qaeda works. Really, that is amazing!

All this did was create a new Al Qaeda recruiting cycle. Tubularsock loves this!

It would be fun to have Al Qaeda assassinate Buydone BUT just how do you assassinate somebody who is already dead?

Ahh, another difficult question queried by Tubularsock.