Archive for the ‘Joe Biden’ Category

Ok! Let’s go for it!

The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.

The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.

And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!

Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!

Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.

Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.

If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!

As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!

The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.

But hell ……….. it could be worse!

Kamala Harris, anyone?

Tubularsock has been muckraking around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR).

And as so often happens while muckraking one can become depressed by the state of events.

Not Tubularsock! Tubularsock finds it funny. Yeah. Tubularsock dares it to get worse. Will there ever be a time when worse is worse. Well we as a civilization are sure working overtime on this downward progression. WE WILL succeed!

Let’s take Ukraine. Let’s slaughter the women and children! The U.S. doesn’t give a shit. WE were the ones that created the war in Ukraine in the first place ……. see how well it’s working out. REALLY! It is going according to plan.

You see when WE elected a dead man for President it just wasn’t good enough. We needed a dead man agile enough to actually keep his head up his ass for long periods of time. Voilá old dead Joe Buydone. Sweet!

Then you mix that up with a small penis, SHORT in stature, questionable comedian with shit for brains willing to kowtow to neo-Nazis and you have the beginnings of a very odd comedy. Zelenskyy fit that to a tee!

And then you add the Shakespearean element “the evil devil” Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!

OMG! Could it get any better than THAT?

And that is just on the foreign policy front.

BUT ALL IS NOT LOST …… yet.

We still have the PLAN-DEM-IC taking up “mind-time”.

You see, it just happens that people that took the “COVID vaccines AND BOOSTERS” are dying like flies in a Raid commercial. Yep. And of course the “medical professionals” are just stumped about this SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME (SDS).

But THEY ARE SURE that it has nothing to do with the Covid shot. Now that sure is comforting.

Pretty much it come down to “trust a doctor—- then die!”

The interesting thing here is they don’t know what is causing it BUT THEY ARE SURE that it is not the shit in the Covid shot.

Pretty much like “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” kind of an argument.

But relax because you can rest assured that Pfizer and Moderna are allowed to kill you and not be held accountable. That’s business.

And really, how could we close out our 2022 year without summing up THE ORANGE WONDER?

For a guy who is not President the press just can’t pass him by for a moment. If it wasn’t for Donnie would there be any news?
It seem to be the only continual news story to exist.

The January 6th Committee has wrapped up its investigation. Spent stacks of public cash and did it all before Christmas break.

And the result? Ahhhhhh.

Don’t hold your breath.

It is now up to the Justice Department to prosecute Dump. Perfect!

Just how many years will that take EVEN if they rush to do it.

Let the Beatles explain it with just a little Tubularsock adjustment:

“Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view

Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore

Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I’m (a hundred and four?)”

Yet, Tubularsock can’t let you go without Tubularsock’s regular Christmas cheer.

This hits the heart of Christmas for Tubularsock so have a good one.

The thing that bothers Tubularsock about WAR is having so many. In our 246 years of being a nation we have been in 225 wars! And that’s not counting the long history of rigging polls, supporting military coups, channeling funds and spreading political propaganda in other countries.

The United States has been involved in a number of foreign interventions throughout its history that are not called wars yet many people get killed.

And what is way worse in Tubularsock’s opinion is the political leaders in the United States of America lecturing the World about how WRONG other nations are for having wars and then Moralizing about the subject. The old “pot calling the kettle black” syndrome.

And now here we are once again. If you haven’t looked into this current conflict you would not be aware that the U.S. has been up to it’s “chinny-chin-chin” in setting up this current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. WE HELPED CAUSE IT!

Yet to listen to our propaganda news outlets WE ARE ALL SHOCKED WITH DESPAIR that RUSSIA AND ABOVE ALL PUTIN are so evil.

For Tubularsock it is rather funny to listen to the shit coming out of their mouths except Tubularsock had to get out Tubularsock’s hip-boots to protect Tubularsock’s shoes.

But then this headline hit the news and enough is enough ……

And just like shit hitting the fan …….. Tubularsock just had to directly respond:

And the beat goes on ………………

Just where does Tubularsock start?

Sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA things look as weird and fucked up like so many days in the US of America.

If dumbass-dumbness received an award we’d be first in line whether in the realm of political, social, or economic endeavors. Hey! It’s the way we are don’t you know. Gold Medalists!

As you may have noticed WE pulled out of Afghanistan and left them with a pile of shit that we assisted in creating. But 20 years of destruction isn’t enough.

We still can drone them whenever we want ……. that’s the American Way. But we are not responsible for saving them anymore. Not that they ever asked us to do so, remember?

And remember Afghanistan attacked us …….. ahhhh, OH, WE attacked them. That is how WE in the U.S. define democracy. Ain’t that a bitch!

If you remember, the FBI was prevented by the CIA to interfere with the known Saudi undercover agents who later became the 9/11 terrorists. And oddly that not one of the 9/11 terrorists were from Afghanistan. Most were from Saudi Arabia!

So the U.S. attacked Afghanistan. Seems reasonable. Right?

The Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack and the U.S. attacked Afghanistan! Ahh, right?

And Osama bin Laden was part of a wealthy Saudi family ……… go figure.

And because WE were on such a winning streak WE moved on to attacking Iraq because ahhh, they attacked us. OH YEAH, WE ATTACKED THEM!

But ahhhh, the Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack so WE attacked Iraq.

Hmmmm, seems like some kind of pattern.

And the U.S. government has done everything it can to get in the way of helping the 9/11 Families from holding Saudi Arabia responsible for suing the Saudis for family loss.

So why change all this solid logic now?

Buydone has signed an Executive Order to allow the $7 billion in frozen Afghan assets to be dispersed between the starving Afghan people and the 9/11 victims.

WOW! Now just why is AFGHANISTAN responsible for this rather than Saudi Arabia? Don’t ask.

And exactly why is the U.S. holding Afghanistan’s money? Simple, after a 20 year occupation of Afghanistan by the U.S., WE left Afghanistan WITHOUT a government!

Now you can’t say that the U.S. isn’t good at what it does best, DESTABILIZATION!

But here is the great irony. The people of Afghanistan ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW but WE have to follow the LAW.

So, U.S. officials stressed that this is only the beginning of a multi-step, months-long process, which will require actions from the Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and financial institutions that would ultimately administer the funds.

However THE AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW!

Now we are following the law? Where was that law when WE decided to invade and destroy Afghanistan?

But don’t be scared, last November the U.S. State Department approved its first major arms sale to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia under U.S. President Joe Buydone with the sale of 280 air-to-air missiles valued at up to $650 million.

Never EVER say that the American people aren’t a caring loving people!

Now Tubularsock will admit that Tubularsock’s first “go-to” is cynicism. It comes from a very long history of watching events of Tubularsock’s fellow humans.

Tubularsock does have to to admit up front, as well, that “GOD” fucked up when he gave his human creations “free will”! Opps.

But then “GRACE” shows her face and calms Tubularsock down with an inkling of compassion for his brothers and sisters. Ok, Tubularsock admits that that compassion does not extend as far as Dick Cheney! Dick is not a human but rather he’s a “Lizzy” as David Icke defines and Tubularsock can confirm. (sure that’s a different story, maybe later.)

There may be some excuse for the stupidity of many people and Tubularsock feels a major cause is that COMMON SENSE is not prevalent in the human species as it once was in former times.

This may be due to the totally mind numbing television followed by the cell phone that is so ubiquitous that it appears to be an actual human body part.

The total control of many by suggestive content and out and out falsehoods perpetrated as truth has cultivated a false knowledge tantamount to propaganda. And that in turn has been used as a control mechanism over the society.

When you couple that with a false moral system of shaming and pointing out “antisocial” behavior as a control mechanism we have all the makings of authoritarianism which is not only accepted but encouraged and promoted by the ruling power structure. Where be it a school system, a religious system, or a governmental system.

TRUTH is always clear, however one has to “FEEL IT” rather than think it and that is something that has been discouraged more and more over human existence. Yet this is not an easy slam dunk. One’s “mind” has been “trained” to THINK and that THINK is the essence of the problem.

Your “training” is done in order for you to “get along” within your society. And as a practical matter, say stopping at the stop sign, is beneficial to all.

However if you are speeding away from a falling boulder you’d hope that your trained thinking would be interrupted with “the feeling” that in this application it would be best to disregard the societal rules and agreements.

And now with all the mixed messaging around Covid one has to be extremely aware just to keep up with the latest questionable information from ANY of those pushing a message.

“Trust the science” BUT DON’T TRUST THE SCIENTISTS!
So now where are you?

The same goes for our foreign policy. American Exceptionalism is touted as if it really was a thing. Stupidity maybe, Exceptionalism NOT!

But we fool ourselves as if it is real.

A country that has lost every war since 1945 is only exceptional at loss.

A country that can’t provide for its homeless population or EVEN MORE important EVEN HAVING a homeless problem in the so called RICHEST Country in the world.

Having the most expensive health system with a health system which is sub-standard when compared to other countries of the world.

And as for education ……….

Living Wages ………..

Voting ………….

ALL A SHAM! And it appears that more and more people are catching on to it.

And to watch Joe Buydone stand up in front of the nation and even say the word democracy while this country is working 24/7 at censorship, keeping Assange in prison for exposing the TRUTH about the murders committed by the U.S. military and not stopping the persecution of Donziger for standing against Chevron and their destruction of Ecuador.

Give Tubularsock a fucking break! And you are going to tell Tubularsock that he is “better” than Drump? How can you tell because they both have their heads up their asses!

Joe is playing his role well IF YOU AREN’T AWAKE!

In his current speech on Covid 12/21/21, Biden has fallen into the deep end — COMPLETELY!

As Joe states. “. . . “The unvaccinated are responsible for their own choices . . .”

Well Joe, why not leave the intelligent alone and you go on trying to kill your faithful followers that Fauci is trying to kill. Sure, in the name of science! Much like the orphans and animals Fauci has funded to torture and kill!

Joe continues, “You know, these companies and personalities are making money by peddling lies and allowing misinformation …….” AND THAT IS SO TRUE!

“Based on company financial statements, the Alliance estimates that Pfizer, BioNTech and Moderna will make pre-tax profits of $34 billion this year between them, which works out as over a thousand dollars a second, $65,000 a minute or $93.5 million a day.”

Joe, THOSE ARE YOUR GUYS WHO ARE MAKING MONEY!

Joe…..Joe …….. this is earth trying to make contact ……… Joe…….Joe, do you read Tubularsock?

Well what a good day for contemplation. The wind outside Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) is beating the trees into a Dervish Whirling dance.

Tubularsock will have to rake tomorrow but in the meantime Tubularsock received this message by carrier pigeon this morning with no postage due for a change.

“Hi Tube–
Dianya here.
You have graciously posted several guest blogs for me in the past several months.
I am very appreciative of that!
 
Today I have a question/suggestion/thought:  I recently encountered a very interesting,
compelling, and contemplation-worthy video of a Belgian psychologist and statistician (Mattias Desmet) in an interview/conversation with a British podcaster. The psychologist addresses in this video what “hypnotizes”  (in his opinion) a mass of people into a particular “narrative”.  He also addresses what he sees as pointers toward a possible attempted totalitarian takeover and what persons in opposition to this can do.

I wondered, Tube, if you would be interested in viewing the video yourself and if you find it valuable, would be willing to post it for your followers to look at
and possibly comment on.

I’m very interested myself in how people might respond to what Desmet is saying.

 I appreciate your consideration!
Dianya”

SO ………. Tubularsock viewed the Desmet video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLDpZ8daIVM

Check it out. Tubularsock found it most informative.

It would be most interesting for Tubularsock to hear in the comments what YOU thought.

So then Tubularsock pursued more information and found this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb2OuLP4yj0

of Mattias Desmet discussing in more detail the “hypnotizes”  (in his opinion) a mass of people into a particular “narrative” with Berlin Pandemic Investigatory Committee.

Tubularsock found this discussion full of a bit more detailed information. And liked it better.

Not a surprise to Tubularsock that Mattias Desmet is on to something here. Sure fits the orchestrating of this entire Two-bit Covid Show.

So thank you Dianya for a great idea.

PLEASE COMMENT WITH YOUR THOUGHTS.

Wow, another 9/11 and the U.S. is still droning any and everybody.

You know: FOR FREEDOM!

The best story out of Afghanistan which sums up U.S. foreign policy happened the day after suicide car bombers blew up over 160 Afghans and 13 American soldiers outside the Kabul Airport.

The BUYDONE response was to drone a suspected group the day after and just happened to blow to bits a family of 10 mostly children and the father who was not only supportive of the U.S. but had obtained papers from the U.S. to come to the U.S. with his family. oops.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT AMERICAN POLICY HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT.

Use people, then discard them.

Don’t think so?

Look at our history in Latin America, Africa, Asia and EVEN in North America.

One thing we can say for sure,

WE ARE NOT A NOBLE PEOPLE!

OPTICAL DELUSION

 

Well. Are you paying attention yet?

Buydone’s First Attack as our protector and chief was to bomb Syria.

And you thought Russia and China were sitting at our borders ready to pounce.

NOPE. It’s Syria.

It was self defense. You are safe now. Feel better?

You see, Iran-backed militias are believed responsible for a Feb. 15 rocket attack in Iraq that killed a U.S. military contractor and wounded a U.S. service member.

Now you could say, “Wow, we’re still in Iraq? Haven’t we devastated Iraq completely yet?”

Well no we haven’t!

You see after Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11 we immediately invaded Afghanistan only to discover according to Donald Rumsfeld that, “. . . there aren’t any good targets in Afghanistan. And there are lots of good targets in Iraq”.
So we started a war in Iraq in order that we could lose two wars together. Afghanistan and Iraq. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

Now we keep trying to start a war with IRAN but to date Iran just keeps out smarting us.
That and they have nuclear arms.

AND WE’VE DONE IT NOW!

In this last election all Tubularsock heard from so many is that we had to get rid of the Orange Dump and elect Slow Buydone so we all could GET BACK TO NORMAL!

And we’ve done it. No health care, no jobs, no fair minimum wage, AND NEVER ENDING WARS.

Congratulations America, WE’RE BACK!

So we have taken two F-15 fighter jets which cost $43.1 million each to build and they shot off seven precision guided missiles at a cost of $115,000.00 each and each F-15 cost $41,921.00 per hour in fuel not to even mention the cost of all the support necessary to conduct the mission which easily falls into the millions.

And we killed 17 people.

$86,200,000 plane cost
$805,000 missile cost
$125,763 fuel cost 1.5 hr flight time x 2

$87,130,763.00 divided by 17 = $5,125,339.00

And you know the funniest part?
NOT ONE MEMBER OF CONGRESS SAID, “Where will the money come from?”
A dead Syrian is worth more than an American citizen ……. very strange priorities, wouldn’t you say?

 

A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!