Posted: November 26, 2015 in Thanksgiving

Tube Turkey 2015

Turkey Holocaust 2015

Well let’s dispel the Pilgrims, Ok?

You have been lied to.

Your parents lied to you.

The schools lied to you.

Even your favorite History Teacher lied to you.

Your pastor lied to you.

The President lied to you.

In sum ……. you have been lied to, period.

Thanksgiving doesn’t exist as described to you over your lifetime.

It is a story made up to look grand. But it is only a fictional story.

The fucking Pilgrims were not all smiley faced to break dry old bread with the fucking Indians who didn’t exist because the Pilgrim weren’t dining in India!

And just to be clear ………….. the Pilgrims were NOT a tolerant people because they had that Christian Cross stuck up their rectums and hell you have got to admit that is just not pleasant.

Now, much much later ol’ Ben Franklin proposed that the Turkey become the National Symbol because they were so prolific in the Colonies. A prophetic sign if Tubularsock has even known one when you look over the political landscape today.

But the Bald Eagle was chosen to become the national symbol which is rather a prophetic sign when you realize that the Bald Eagle was on the endangered species list.

Yet we insist on bringing all our dysfunctional families together to once again eat and drink and watch fucking football and think something is “happening” in our lives worth saving. There isn’t! The illusion that you are living is a lie ….. wake-the-fuck-up!

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  1. Well said that man!!!

    – Cloudy girl

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  2. donzo442 says:

    Eat, drink, be merry for tomorrow the warmongering freaks will crank up another humanitarian intervention and millions of innocent souls shall be sacrificed on the altar of godless avarice.

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  3. swo8 says:

    You have a thing about turkey, what about pumpkin pie?

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now Leslie, just how would you feel if you were a “free-pumpkin” and come the end of October somebody takes you and cuts out your guts and pokes holes in you and then places a hot flaming candle in you for their amusement?

      And then just as you recover from that in late November they take you and smash up your insides into a mush and then eats you.

      So yes! Tubularsock has a “thing” about Pumpkin too! Free the Pumpkin!

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  4. sojourner says:

    I had made up my mind to ignore this fucking day, but you have screwed the pooch out of that, Tube!

    Now, I’m all pissy and fired up. I bought a bottle of wine to get drunk today, but now I’ll be pissed while I’m drunk! Couldn’t afford WT, by the way, thanks to the fucked economy!

    You were a history teacher, and I didn’t even know. No wonder you are pissed off. At least I taught a subject (music) that wasn’t and isn’t a lie. But how were you or I, or any of us, to know, all the way back then, everything we’d been taught was a Zionist/Jesuit elite-pig lie?

    I wasn’t going to write or even get on line today, because I didn’t want to read or hear, “Happy Thanksgiving,” but now I’m glad I did!

    Oh, and by the way, The Bald Eagle has been taken off the endangered species list. But you are right, turkey fits this piece of shit much better!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well sojourner, Tubularsock is happy to be of assistance to you on this “false-flag-day”!
      As Tubularsock always says, “Wine’s good, any port in a storm”.

      Yep, spent 13 1/2 years teaching history. Loved it (the teaching part) but the administration and school-board shit drove me up the wall! Music would have been a great subject to teach. You are right at least it was not a lie.

      Of course Tubularsock’s historical information wasn’t a lie nor was teaching my students critical thinking. But because of that Tubularsock was always in trouble.

      And thanks for the update on the Bald Eagle but don’t worry you know that won’t last long. Some dentist with a huge gun will take’m down after all the lions are gone.

      And thank you for the reblog too.


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      • sojourner says:

        I didn’t phrase this very well. I meant what you had been taught to teach (indoctrinated with) was a lie, not that you had been teaching a lie. And you are right, “your kids” were, I am more than certain, very lucky to have you as a teacher, my friend. I apologize for the non-communication!

        Mine wasn’t a smooth ride either, as a teacher. Like you, I loved my kids and teaching them, but I was not fond of the political bullshit always flowing down the board of ed pipeline. In particular, the emphasis forced on me and other teachers to make sure we were pushing the “multicultural” agenda (the political bullshit).

        First of all, art is multicultural in nature (especially music). And second of all, the entire issue of multiculturalism was just another elite bone being tossed to the black community, it meant less than nothing for the kids.

        For instance, in my yearly review, I was asked one question on this subject: “Did you attempt to make your lesson plans multicultural?” When I answered I had, this was the response, “Next question…”

        Not a “How, what or why” was asked of me. It was all bullshit meant to appease the black community. I hated it, because it was a lie. But the black parents fell for it, hook, line and sinker.

        And on the bird thing, I heard this several years back, so it may have been a lie, or the eagles are already being killed off again by the dentists? This reminded of the Seinfeld episode about “anti-dentities!” 😉

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      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner! Aren’t you supposed to be drinking by now? What is this? Doing all this writing must be crowding your style.

        There was no need to apologize to Tubularsock, hell he doesn’t even take himself seriously much of the time. Tubularsock understood what you were driving at and agreed with you. The fact that you too were involved in how that system worked allows for some short cuts in communication on that mess.

        Now, get to that drinking! Hmmm, one bottle of wine isn’t going to do it if Tubularsock drops by for a visit ……… Tubularsock will bring a couple of cases. It’s going to be a long evening.

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  5. sojourner says:

    Reblogged this on An Outsider's Sojourn II and commented:
    Take this, Mr and Ms Merica!

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  6. Lou says:

    You tell it Tuby!

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  7. Reblogged this on shelbycourtland and commented:
    I don’t even need to write a post on ‘Thanskgiving’ because Tubularsock has done it for me and it was most excellently done! Thank you Tubularsock for telling us the REAL history of Thanksgiving. Oh yeah! Before I forget! Fuck the goddamn ‘pilgrims’, fucking genocidal thieves!

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  8. “The President lied to you.”

    And he is still lying!

    “President Obama Compares Syrian Refugees to Mayflower Pilgrims, Administration Says States Can’t Block Them”

    “In 1620, a small band of pilgrims came to this continent, refugees who had fled persecution and violence in their native land,” Obama says. “Nearly 400 years later, we remember their part in the American story – and we honor the men and women who helped them in their time of need.”


    So, what? The Syrian refugees are going to come here, steal the land and commit genocide against slaveholders and their slaves? I mean, is there ANY reason for me to even bother to mention the Indians since there are only about 45 or so of them left?

    And if Obama were to tell the truth instead of lies, it should read something along these lines.

    “In 1620, a large, vicious, depraved set of thugs came to this continent, fucked up the original occupants or inhabitants by sharing with them; small pox blankets, liquor, some shiny beads and fake ass treaties of land rights; land that already belonged to the original inhabitants. Nearly 400 years later, the original inhabitants have been all but wiped out while the prodigy of that band of vicious, depraved, brutal, barbaric and bloodthirsty thugs are still at it; warring, committing genocide and causing more destruction, chaos, pandemonium and bedlam after having collapsed what was once a fertile and pristine land filled with buffalo and other wild animals of every sort; it is now filled with wild animals of the so-called ‘human’ variety-and so we honor the men and women who fucked up the original habitants AND how by the very act of their greed! Now pass me a goddamn turkey leg and let’s get ta shopping! More capitalism awaits!

    Thank ya! Thank ya verra much!”

    Another stellar performance Tubularsock!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Shelby for taking the time and filling in the historical blanks. You have it down rather well. Tubularsock hadn’t followed the Obummer Mayflower shit but it always makes Tubularsock laugh in disbelief when he goes off on that shit. Tubularsock really wonders if he really even listens to the words that his speech writers create for him to read off the teleprompter. Tubularsock tries not to but where Bush was just pathetic in his speeches Obummer is down right diabolical.

      And Tubularsock believes you have summed up American culture (or rather lack of) rather well with, “Now pass me a goddamn turkey leg and let’s get ta shopping!

      And thank you so much for the reblog.

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  9. We don’t have Thanksgiving here in New Zealand. For the most part Europeans are guilty and ashamed for their atrocities against indigenous Maori – they certainly don’t celebrate it.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Interesting. Perhaps there is sanity out there past the Pacific. Wow, “guilty and ashamed for their atrocities”? Something American don’t experience …….. we make Hollywood Movies of our destruction and then blame the “other guy”!

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  10. tubularsock says:

    THANKS TO SOJOURNER who brought to Tubularsock’s attention that : As of 2014, bald eagles are not listed as endangered, but are threatened. Therefore Tubularsock had to make a quick decision.
    Either go out hunting for Bald Eagles or change the sentence from “is” to “was” above. Tubularsock chose the latter decision.

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  11. sojourner says:

    “Now, get to that drinking! Hmmm, one bottle of wine isn’t going to do it if Tubularsock drops by for a visit ……… Tubularsock will bring a couple of cases. It’s going to be a long evening.”

    Hiccup! Burp! Geeze that Boone Farm was good!

    I wish you were close enough to bring a case. My one bottle is gone and only got a buzz! Damn!!!!!!

    You don’t want to come to Ohio. it’s such a silly place!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Ahh, Boone Farm what a friendly place as Tubularsock remembers. Well until the next morning.

      Sorry you are finished with your bottle and only the buzz remains but as you know you’ll feel better for it in the morning.

      Ohio? Never been to the middle world. Flown over on trips to Europe but never got past New Mexico by ground transportation. A silly place you say? Maybe Tubularsock could parachute
      a case down to you unless ISIS snags it.

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      • sojourner says:

        Actually, I remembered after I wrote my last response that it’s “Boone’s Farm”. So you remember it as well. It was a fine wine, if you liked ingesting formaldehyde? This most likely explains my loss of brain function!

        You drop a case of wine to me and ISIS snags it, Putin won’t have to wipe ISIS out, I will!;-)

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      • tubularsock says:

        ISIS BE WARNED! Sojourner is gunning for ya’!


  12. admit that is just not pleasant.

    “And just to be clear ………….. the Pilgrims were NOT a tolerant people because they had that Christian Cross stuck up their rectums and hell you have got to admit that is just not pleasant.”
    Oh Tubularsock, you do have a way with evocative images! From now on, I will forever see those damned pilgrims as human (or inhuman) shish kebabs! And … you make me wonder … which way the crosses were pointed? Nasty regardless … Sorry, I’m just back from a thanksgiving gathering, with folks in self-induced misery after gorging on our unofficially endangered feathered friends, among 20 other things I mostly don’t even like … one of them (oh yeah, a blood relative, sad to say) wished out loud he had a laxative handy. Greed, gluttony, and a quick chemical fix — it doesn’t get much mmore american than that. I’m opposed to prohibition, but damn it, our embarrassing so-called holidays need to be outlawed as crimes against humanity, not to mention good taste. And turkeys. And pumpkins too.
    Speaking of Ohio … I wouldn’t mind having a care package like Sojourners, as long as you’re in the neighborhood — at least that would induce a better class of hangover! If we’re supposed to give thanks today, I am mostly grateful this shit only happens once a year, and for another fine, most timely blog post — thanksand keep ’em coming! – Linda

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    • sojourner says:

      Linda, you just reminded me of why I don’t miss my extended family (they’re all dead), whom I only saw twice a year: turkey day and xmass. What a nightmare those gatherings were, and I do mean nightmare. I should write a book that is turned into a screen play, which would, in the end, rival all the Friday the 13th movies combined.

      As soon as 11/1 hits, I start looking forward to 1/1 of the following year! Bah, fucking humbug!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks Linda. Your tale of family is all too real for Tubularsock. That is why Tubularsock hangs in the bunker until January 5th. Watch the sky, Tubularsock will be dropping a case of wine to you soon.

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  13. Jay says:

    Maybe the turkeys can be resettled as refugees?

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    • tubularsock says:

      Jay, you always have these great ideas! Maybe because you watch too many movies. Tubularsock is working on a film right now where a turkey plays James Bond. Oh? A turkey already plays James Bond you say. Damn!


    • Turkish refugees? No way, not in this state, I’d bet! After all, they could be terrorists — who can tell what’s hidden in all those feathers anyway.
      Although … we’ve seen lots more wild turkeys this summer –birds, not the real thing — and I’m told the state released them for reasons unknown. To control bugs? To carry ‘bugs’ for spying on us? For gun-nut tourists to shoot? No one seems to know. Personally, I’ll sponsor a few rescued pumpkins … I can’t get the idea of those poor suffering erstwhile jack-o’-lanterns out of my mind.
      And thanks for the airlift, you’re a lifesaver, Tubularsock! – Linda

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