Tubularsock

Every morning Tubularsock religiously opens the computer and peruses the headlines and even from time to time reviews the headlines in an “old school” newspaper. And a “newspaper” is truly an oxymoron if there ever was one.

Have you ever noticed that there seems never to have ANY new “news” in a newspaper. Seriously.

It is the same old story regurgitated minute by minute ad nauseam. THAT is just the way it is and has ALWAYS been.

Even the ad’s don’t really change except whatever it is is BIGGER, FASTER, FANCIER than ever before. Oh. And for sure MORE EXPENSIVE even after the grandiose once in a lifetime discount!

And you can just jump right to your computer and the only difference is the shit hits the fan …. LIVE!

But now, APPLE has produced Apple’s goggles that are expected to be sleekly designed and capable of toggling between totally virtual or augmented options, a blend sometimes known as “mixed reality.” That flexibility also is sometimes called external reality, or XR for shorthand.

So now your “news” can jump right out at you and consume your senses giving you the “feeling” of BEING THERE! Now just how close to the killing Ukrainian children for democracy do you want to be?

BOOM!

And for only around $3000.00 those Apple’s Goggles can be yours!

Tubularsock has found himself living in “mixed reality” for as long as Tubularsock remembers and it has cost way more $$$’s.

And speaking of the collision of realities both Mike Pence and Dr. Cornel West have announced their decisions to run for President in 2024.

And truly ………. one could not get any Whiter or Blacker than Pence and West!

And honestly you could not get a tan to hold on Pence’s blank-white skin if you used a blowtorch!

Interesting they BOTH come from deep Christian values. Good luck with that!

AMERICA has LOST its values decades ago. Hence, the dilemma that we are in today.

What do we really stand for?

Tubularsock believes that even GOD has cashed in his chips with the U.S. population and headed to Vegas to get better odds of success!

But not all is lost.

There is always Rep. George Santos the epitome of American political ethical/moral behavior in the Halls of Congress.

The hilarious thing about this entire matter is Congress hasn’t noticed that Santos is the poster child for all the actions that Congress members have ALWAYS done. Just all wrapped into one!

Hey! Economical and good for ya!

There may be a hint of ethical behavior in Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading just so as to keep that tradition in play. Leave it to ol’ Nance to “hammer” that home.

And for being in more than one place at the same time the award goes to Diane Feinstein. And the fun part for us the onlookers we only imagine where Diane is at any given time.

And you have to give ol’ Joe the award for most falls in a pregame event. Joe, “takes a licking, but keeps on ticking” or at least so far.

AND IF NOT, DOOMSDAY’S KAMALA. And she is a real steal. Three for one! First African-American and first Asian-American. And to top it off the first woman as Vice President which only goes to show that the new “woke” nature of our society can scrape the bottom of the barrel and pay the price. Not to mention giving a bad name to African Americans, Asian Americans, and Women! ALL AT ONCE!

Well that’s America!

And this is where the metaverse comes in.

In the metaverse YOU can turn it off and remove your goggles and return to instant insanity and reenter our organized controlled folly.

Or you can wander around in the metaverse to your heart’s content and never come out and keep those goggles polished and be happy ever after.

TUBE ME UP, SCOTTY!