Posts Tagged ‘Psychology’

AWAKENING CHUMPS!

President Tweet’s poll figures throughout his first year in office have been historically low when it comes to approval figures. Much of the time in the 30% range.

But for Tubularsock, polls are not that trustworthy to really give a true picture of anything. If the 2016 election proved anything else it would be that polls don’t prove shit!

But Tubularsock has noticed recently that President Tweet’s “true-followers” have in some circles slowly ……… veeeerrrrryyyy slowly are starting to see that the only people that are seeing a “Great America” are the rich suckers that are pocketing the dough!

Such the surprise!

But some are waking up. And if that tax-robber-baron-plan passes and these “true-followers” wake up to see how a Trump-Tax-Reform will leave them in only a “Grate America” with less then they have now …….. well how depressing to wake up after the robbery has occurred.

Such the surprise!

 

But as usual, Tubularsock has an inside track to live polling that may not be scientific but has proven more often correct than not.

It is called listening.

As Tubularsock moves about in his stealth-007-way, Tubularsock keeps track of the opinion flow of a variety of people from a variety of political perspectives. Sounds clandestine doesn’t it. Well the NSA has nothing on Tubularsock ……… Tubularsock listens too!

And Tubularsock has discovered a distinct shift in some Trump supporters. Enough in Tubularsock’s data base to see a cracking at the seams.

Of course, we shall see …… perhaps an awakening is coming.

Now of course this will only bring on the next WAR because there is nothing like a good old war to rally the citizens around a disgusting president.

This time rather than just 3000 innocent deaths Tubularsock is banking on the idea of a solid FALSE FLAG extravaganza of 30,000 innocent deaths, say like the wiping out of a NFL football stadium! Hell, Trump is already at war with them anyway!

And don’t worry, word has it that bin Laden is cell phoning this surprise attack from the grave. What the Navy Seal 6 Team didn’t realize was that bin Laden could swim. Who’d have “thunk”?

 

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TRUMP TWEET SOLUTION

 

OK! It is not like it takes a genius to bridge the communication gap between individuals. And that is where Tubularsock enters (stage left).

Our dear Commander of Tweets finds himself always on the cusp of some major faux pas or another because he jumps on his opinionated emotional moments and turns them into tweet-tirades and then sends them out to the world.

 

Now sure, if they are meant as missiles-of-distraction to have the citizens not see the devastation his minions are doing, at HUD, EPA, DoED and the increase in military deployment to continue the Bush-Obama-Trump Wars, then it is a brilliant tactic.

 

However if it is just a crazy-old-orange-fat-fart going off because he wants constant attention, The ME-ME-ME Syndrome, then it is just pathetic.

And like all matters of this nature people can be easily blinded by their partisan entanglements and not see the forests-from-the-tweets or The FFTT Syndrome.

Enter (stage right) X-General Kelly to bring about some semblance of order into the West Wing. But because to date he is not sleeping with the Orange-Wonder he has been unable to curve the incessant tweeting at three in the morning. Granted, in term of sleeping with either of these individuals ….. neither are even close to a 10!

But when it come to emergency measures the United States Government can always call on TUBULARSOCK for solutions for their most vexing issues. Just think if Tubularsock was called into service …………….. scared yet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUMP TIME

 

You know, Tubularsock has heard from so many of Orange-Tweet’s supporters that “he’s learning the job”, “he’s cleaning the swamp”, “he’s a straight talker”.

And the only thing that these things have in common is he is NOT doing one of these things! NOT ONE!

Let Tubularsock start with the straight talker fantasy.

Talking in clichés IS NOT straight talk, it is simplistic talk about NOTHING.
Yes, it may be familiar to you but it says nothing.

To then interpret it into something meaningful doesn’t show you that TRUMP IS STUPID but just shows that YOU ARE STUPID!

 

 

And the humor value alone of Tweet “cleaning the swamp” is utterly destroyed by the people he appointed to his cabinet. Their combined IQ doesn’t reach the level of a dead rat but their ability to make a total mess out of everything they touch is down right impressive.

Tubularsock’s scum respect is at an all time high!

 

Rex Tillerson, Ben Carson, Betsy DeVos. THE SWAMP GAS-ETTES!

 

And Tubularsock’s all time top pick of the three statements is “He’s learning the job!”

Oh no he’s not ……. show Tubularsock where there is ANY sign of that!

If anything he is just recycling one set of stupid decisions and responses for a much more regressive set of stupid decisions and responses.

Even President Dumb Shrub read one to two pages of summery of the things he signed.
And Obummer read sometimes up to eight pages.

But Trump gets stumped with anything more that 280 characters.

And all of those characters center around how he views his own character. Nothing like a complete imbecile ranting how “great”, “smart”, “rich” he is while being frustrated that his greatness is not widely understood.

 

A blind man in the dark can’t see any better with the lights on but this dumb-shit thinks that a standing ovation is some type of praise rather than “seeing” that it is people standing to stampede to the door!

And don’t fear ……… it ain’t going to get any better! Recycled shit is still shit even with an orange comb-over on top of it!

You see what we have here is the crystallization of the UGLY AMERICAN! The pejorative term used for a loud, arrogant, demeaning, thoughtless, ignorant, ethnocentric behavior pattern of American citizens usually abroad.

The epitome of this behavior can be found within the membership of Mar a Largo Golf Club, Trump’s alter ego, though it is difficult to see much of a difference between his asshole behavior “at the club” and his asshole behavior in the Oval Office.

So until Tweet and Pence are flushed, it is probably best when you are out to just say to anyone who asks that you are Canadian.

 

TRUMPOSIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF

 

Just how stupid is stupid? Can one become MORE stupid, really?

Sure. But at that point one becomes overly vacuous.

But times really do change and with that change comes a development
of knowledge and intelligence.

Yet within the Yin/Yang of the universe you’ll always find a counterbalance
and the cosmic counterbalance to intelligence is the present day
revelation discovered by Tubularsock, PhD.,ScD.,EHEA,S.T.D.

With an incredible list of scholarly degrees Tubularsock has discovered an, up to now, unknown phenomenon called TRUMPOSIS.

Which is an abnormal condition, process, or action that triggers insane, over-the-top lack of control of “normal” brain cognition.

Or in laymen terms, the dumb fuck has lost control of his infinitesimally small brain power.

Now there were many pre-signs of this phenomenon but because we as a culture had no name for it some were blinded thinking it was just “regular-stupidity”.

But no, TRUMPOSIS had not been discovered until
TubularsockPhD.,ScD.,EHEA,S.T.D. did the calculation and determined that the ONLY explanation was poor potty training as a child.

And sure, Tubularsock could go on with a thousand words but why not just sum up the principle with a simple picture?

 

 

NOW JUST HOW COULD YOU COUNTER LOGIC LIKE THAT?

IT’S SCIENCE!

 

POLITICAL MISPERCEPTION

 

He has to be kidding, right? No really.

The humor value alone is worth the price of admission.

Exhibit A:

What The Fuck? Where in the hell does Albino-Boy get the idea that HIS PRESENCE dignifies any event?

Now that is funny.

And to include Orange-Turd as well?

Priceless.

Those two’s existence disrespects our soldiers, our flag and our national anthem. If ANY of those things even deserves respect at all! Another story for another day.

You may be aware, or not, that before 2009, NFL players didn’t stand for the national anthem because they stayed in the locker room before the game. And therefore the “oh say can you see” didn’t work because they couldn’t because they were in the locker room!

Players didn’t start to stand on the field before the game until AFTER the U.S. Department of Defense started to PAY the NFL $5.4 million TO STAGE, on the field ceremonies, to make players seem more “patriotic” so as to increase military recruitment.

So as of 2009, the flag and the national anthem became PRODUCT PLACEMENT paid for by the Department of Defense.

That is what all those military “fly overs” are all about …. Patriotism as Product.

BUY TODAY …. DIE TOMORROW MOTHERFUCKERS!

Have you ever noticed that the CORE of PATRIOTISM is RIOT?

EVER WONDER WHY?

Remember,

the force IS you! Thanks Yoda.

THE PUERTO RICAN SHUFFLE!

Well you can’t beat Trump out Trumping Trump in his goal of being the dumbest retard that has entered into the White House of the United States of America. And Tubularsock isn’t interested in giving those that are dealing with retardation a bad name. And in today’s “correct speak” Tubularsock figures “mentally challenged” has replaced retardation as a more understanding and sensitive term.

EXCEPT NOT when Tubularsock can spot a fucking moronic-retard at thirty paces! And Donald Trump IS AT THE TOP of that definition.

Tubularsock was a bit concerned when the almost catastrophe in Las Vegas didn’t warrant a special golf trophy but after all, it wasn’t a Katrina.

It’s all in who gets killed. But Dumb-Fuck-Lump sent out HIS WARMEST CONDOLENCES to those in Las Vegas which only means a temperature of 30-below. But hey, it’s the best he can do! Explains why Melania won’t hold his hand doesn’t it.

And Congress is sending out their prayers to all of the dead and are getting ready to pass a law to RELAX LAWS ON SILENCERS! And that is because Stephen Paddock, the Las Vegas gunman might have gotten a hearing loss if he hadn’t got himself dead first!

No really, this new law Congress, is wanting to pass, “The Hearing Protection Act”, is to relax laws on silencers so as to protect gun uses from hearing loss. And if Paddock had had the advantage of silencers his success rate at killing would have reach Katrina standards and THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE A CATASTROPHE!

So don’t you worry about any of this! “Sadly, violence will always be part of our lives,” is Sen. Ted Cruz’s take on all this. So Tubularsock has sent Ted an invitation to a Texan Country Western Concert. Tubularsock asked him to wear red.

 

And “People are going to have to take steps in their own lives to take precautions to protect themselves,” the South Dakota Senator John Thune offered up as a solution. Tubularsock invited John and his family to the South Dakota state fair. You know all that wide open space.

 

Oh, and then you have Mitch McConnell from Kentucky who is the Senate Majority Leader with his pearls of wisdom: “I think it’s particularly inappropriate to politicize an event like this, it just happened in the last day-and-a-half. It’s entirely premature to be discussing legislative solutions, if any.” Yep, Tubularsock understands, Mitch, hell the bodies are still warm. Can’t think about machine gun hunting rifles and huge magazines until ahh ……..

So Mitch, agreed to go out hunting with Dick Cheney. Glad that’s settled!

 

And finally, to get real American Main Stream, what is with this hat Melania was wearing when she got off the plane in Puerto Rico?

NO, one has to wonder just how low this country can go. You know like the limbo from Trinidad except in the United States it’s known as the lobotomy and it has worked on the population well enough to elect Orange-Tweet and his plastic family!

 

 

 

 

 

Tubularsock doesn’t want any of you to “drop the ball” but no matter what the NFL does doesn’t really matter very much.

However North Korea is under the belief that our current Orange-Small-Penis-Professional-Tweeter-President has declared WAR on them.

Now where would Kim get that idea?

 

Shit for brains Donald just can’t shut the fuck up. As a world embarrassment Trump takes the chocolate cake. And somebody is going to get killed.

Now if Kim and his boys could hit Mar-a-Lago while Trump and his entire family was visiting Tubularsock would even help North Korea with the coordinates and put a big ol’ X on the spot. But Google Maps would work just as well. And then Tubularsock wouldn’t be hauled into the hoosegow as a accessory. Now just forget Tubularsock even brought this up and take this blog you have in front of you and slip it into Jared’s private emails he has been using to correspond to White House staff a-la-Hillary!

Tubularsock feels so much better. GO KOREA! RAH!

But it’s not even the real problem. The real problem is that Michael Flynn, Jared Kushner, Stephen Bannon met with Saudi King Abdullah in secret, according to recently released documents, to discuss high-stake contracts to sell nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia. This discussion had to do with their personal business interest. Not government business.

As one nuclear expert put it, selling nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia is like selling “a nuclear weapons starter kit”.

“Any proposal to introduce dozens of nuclear reactors to the Middle East, particularly Saudi Arabia, raises many proliferation red flags . . . The Saudis do not need nuclear power and them gaining access could lead to dangerous consequences down the road.”
(Daryl Kimball, Arms Control Association ….. BuzzFeed)

But that didn’t seem to bother Flynn, Kushner, and Bannon! You know they worked for Trump, The Art of the Deal!

Now Tubularsock wants to be fair here. It isn’t just Trump business, remember who helped to introduce nuclear technology to Iraq ……. Dick Cheney and Halliburton.

And funny fact ……. Cheney did it EVEN THOUGH it was against the law OF THE UNITED STATES to sell nuclear technology to Iraq! Another The Art of the Deal!

You see, there is making money and there is protecting the country. When it is making money THEY are all over it!

When it comes to protecting the country (their business interests) YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE SENT TO DO THAT JOB!

AND WHAT IS STILL AMAZING TO TUBULARSOCK: YOU CONTINUE TO WAVE THE FUCKING FLAG AS THEY HELP KILL YOUR CHILDREN FOR THEIR PROFIT!

JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU AMERICA ……….