Are you old enough to remember the time in our history when men were men and women were women and LEFTISTS were actually LEFT on the political spectrum?
Well Tubularsock can and does.
Just the other morning Tubularsock’s Great Dane came out of the closet and stated that it, him, her, his, tri, bi, poly had decided to become a goat.
Rather than taking the obvious mature, intelligent, adult reasonable response of “You CAN’T be a goat, you are a dog!” Tubularsock flowed into the new/old/maybe always woke-think, “Sure, honey, Tubularsock has always loved goats’ milk”.
“Are you planning on just calling yourself a goat from now on or are you going to proceed with a full medical reassignment?”
“WELL I AM 14 after all!” came the reply. “I want to be a Birthing Goat not a MALE DOG!”
“Sounds fine but that means you’ll need to go into a new job as well. Being a Great Dane guard dog has no other comparable. They’re just not hiring for “Birthing Goat” guard goat jobs.”
“And may Tubularsock add that medical ‘reassignment’ is rather expensive!”
“I know, I know! I have saved up my guard dog salary and I’ll pay for it all. But just how do I go about finding a gender altering surgeon?”
“Well, the only way Tubularsock knows to find such a scalpel-wielding gender altering scruple-less individual is to stand outside the FAR-LAKE COUNTRY CLUB and wait for the first 2023 Bentley Flying Spur Mulliner with a twin-turbocharged V8 with a base price of $301,925.”
“THAT will be your gender-altering surgeon!” Oh sure Tubularsock knows it’s a stereotype but so what! In a society where up is down and down can’t go much lower what is a mere stereotype?
Now in truth, Tubularsock doesn’t really care what anyone wants to strive to become and Tubularsock doesn’t have an issue with what you want to be called. Tubularsock’s pronouns are FUCK, YOU.
It is all a matter of choice.
As for Tubularsock, males are men and females are women and the names can be changed around but the fact remains that words don’t make the man nor the woman.
THAT is up to you.
Tubularsock 
This is a tough one Tube. And from you, of all people. Shouldn’t people be the way they want to be? Some men want to be a woman. and some women want to be a man. And Trump wants to be a vulgar, narcissistic asshole. Can’t all get along?
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Batt, don’t get Tubularsock wrong. Tubularsock doesn’t care what one wants to be or called. It is just Tubularsock isn’t down calling women, “birthing people” rather than a woman. Seem rather a stupid and limiting name for a group of people.
As for “our” friend Trump all your names apply as dead, double dead, and worthless apply to Buydone.
A thing you may want to consider when it comes to pushing the RED BUTTON, Buydone would do it because he’s vain, stupid, and already dead. Trump wouldn’t because he is too narcissistic to kill himself.
Thanks for your input. Tubularsock would urge you backing Kennedy for President. He is both intelligent and honest. What a concept!
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Tube,
I agree with your assessment, as usual, but you state it in funnier terms than I do. You live on the left coast, and I live on the right coast, presumably, of the US of A, so our perspectives are different, but aligned in spirit.
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Can’t we all get along,I meant. Your blurb has me aghast.
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Chuckle,…. it’s quite extraordinary isn’t it? Unfortunately, it is all just a camouflage for Marxist mind bending. Have you seen the film Sound of Freedom? We have a lot of bad dudes in power and their agenda is alarming. Like the Buddha said “Believe nothing unless it agrees with your own reason.”
Leslie
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Leslie, thank you for your comment. No, Tubularsock has not seen Sound of Freedom but will check it out. Tubularsock has noticed that when it comes to freedom there seems to be less around.
The problem with Marxism and this goes for Democracy as well, PEOPLE are involved! That ALWAYS fucks up most things!
Buddha also said, “That fucking Tubularsock is PURE REASON itself!” Ahh, YES Tubularsock agrees with Mr. B!
Thanks again, Tubularsock love to hear your insights.
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Well Tube, I am a member of the female persuasion, but in a past life I was ‘fixed’ so I am either an UNsexual member of society, or I am a dog because my dogs have also been ‘fixed’. But honestly, at my supremely old age I couldn’t care less if I was a female, or a Great Dane, or a goat. And back in a past life I had a very good friend who was LGBTQ+ and he was one of the best friends I have ever had, so maybe we would all be better off if we allowed our Great Dane[s] to become goats.
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“Fixed wolfess”, THAT was very funny, my friend. Tubularsock laughed aloud.
And as for “female persuasion” that may not be acceptable speech according to the woke folk.
But as Tubularsock says ………. “well fuck them!” As a directive but not a reality.
Tubularsock as well has many LGBTQ+ (what ever all that shit means) close friends. And Tubularsock after all does have his bunker in the S.F. Bay Area, a long time mecca for those of different sexual preferences. To Tubularsock they are just creative and intelligent friends that Tubularsock gets along with but aren’t attractive to in the carnal desire way which many have registered over the years their disappointment. Tough!
Tubularsock has always found the female body far more attractive than the male body. Just THE preference for Tubularsock.
Great Danes as well as goats aren’t Tubularsock’s type in the carnal desire way either. Call Tubularsock conservative.
Thanks “Fixed wolfess” for your insights and forget the concept of “supremely old age”. STAY IN THE NOW —- there is no age!
Peace.
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I grew up in Wyoming … where men are men and sheep are scared!
Now when it comes to speaking in a manner that doesn’t insult ‘woke folk’ all I can say is “phuq them and the tricycles they rode in on!” (Wolfess meant no insult to children who ride tricycles.)
It’s good to know that when I need some help dealing with reality in a way that doesn’t make me angry as hell all I need do is come visit Tubularsock — thanks for all your help over these last many years of time standing still … uh, that’s me staying in the now!
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Ah, wolfess —— You are always welcome with Tubularsock and clear reality. Time is a concept that is agreed upon but doesn’t exist.
Show Tubularsock “time”. Where is it? Can you hold it in your hand?
Oh, hold it!
Tubularsock is LATE. Got to go!
Too bad to. We were just about ready to delve into the tricycle and suggestive sheep.
Cheers!
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Tube:
A president who is both intelligent and honest. You got to be kidding me! In any case here a couple of dream tickets for the Republicans in 2024: Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene or Trump and George Santos. Remember the guy at the Washington Post who counted up to 20,000 or so lies Trump told in 4 years. If Trump and Santos gain the White House the Post will have to hire a whole staff to help that guy or he will have a nervous breakdown.
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Oh come now Batt. Kennedy, Williamson, and West are the only candidates running that can walk and chew gum at the same time.
Trump would steal the gum and good-ol’-Joe can’t remember what gum is.
Tubularsock putting his vote behind Kennedy!
But Marjorie Taylor Greene may be a great write in!
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I like Kennedy, too, for your reasons. Intelligent, honest, and with a stunning track record of noble causes, as well.
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