Tubularsock

Are you old enough to remember the time in our history when men were men and women were women and LEFTISTS were actually LEFT on the political spectrum?

Well Tubularsock can and does.

Just the other morning Tubularsock’s Great Dane came out of the closet and stated that it, him, her, his, tri, bi, poly had decided to become a goat.

Rather than taking the obvious mature, intelligent, adult reasonable response of “You CAN’T be a goat, you are a dog!” Tubularsock flowed into the new/old/maybe always woke-think, “Sure, honey, Tubularsock has always loved goats’ milk”.

“Are you planning on just calling yourself a goat from now on or are you going to proceed with a full medical reassignment?”

“WELL I AM 14 after all!” came the reply. “I want to be a Birthing Goat not a MALE DOG!”

“Sounds fine but that means you’ll need to go into a new job as well. Being a Great Dane guard dog has no other comparable. They’re just not hiring for “Birthing Goat” guard goat jobs.”

“And may Tubularsock add that medical ‘reassignment’ is rather expensive!”

“I know, I know! I have saved up my guard dog salary and I’ll pay for it all. But just how do I go about finding a gender altering surgeon?”

“Well, the only way Tubularsock knows to find such a scalpel-wielding gender altering scruple-less individual is to stand outside the FAR-LAKE COUNTRY CLUB and wait for the first 2023 Bentley Flying Spur Mulliner with a twin-turbocharged V8 with a base price of $301,925.”

“THAT will be your gender-altering surgeon!” Oh sure Tubularsock knows it’s a stereotype but so what! In a society where up is down and down can’t go much lower what is a mere stereotype?

Now in truth, Tubularsock doesn’t really care what anyone wants to strive to become and Tubularsock doesn’t have an issue with what you want to be called. Tubularsock’s pronouns are FUCK, YOU.

It is all a matter of choice.

As for Tubularsock, males are men and females are women and the names can be changed around but the fact remains that words don’t make the man nor the woman.

THAT is up to you.