In The Middle Of It All . . . Michael Jackson Gentrified!
Now Tubularsock really has seen it all and most of it is just plain unadulterated shit!
And this doesn’t “Take The Cake” because that Cake was taken a way long time ago.
BUT it is more of a WHAT-THE-FUCK moment ………
Beloved Hollywood is going to make a Road-Trip-Movie about a maybe true story of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando taking a car trip after 9/11 from New York to California. Spoiler alert …… they only make it to Ohio!
But hey, Hollywood made bank on all those Road films with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope back in the day so why not, Right.
On the other hand, who gives a flying fuck ……. oh yeah, Americans! Meaning U.S. Americans, so eager to follow the stars and forget the demise of their own lives.
This wouldn’t hardly be rated as interesting except for the GREATER STORY.
Michael Jackson will be played by Joseph Fiennes A WHITE BRITISH GUY!
Tubularsock figures that “Black-Face” is back! Yesss’em!
With all the Black actors in the world …….. ahhh, WHAT?
Oh yeah, this is post racial America where racism is a thing of the past.
The only thing Tubularsock can figure is that President Barack has played such a convincing White-guy-President that Hollywood figured that a White-guy too could play a Black-guy entertainer. Nice, prejudice is over!
So sure, Tubularsock can see Bill Clinton playing Bill Cosby in a new hit film Sleep Tight My Pretty, Daddy’s Home.
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