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Hey. Now don’t get all pushed out of shape over this Eric Garner Chokehold Death verdict.

Let’s get the facts straight before jumping off the deep end!

New York City police officer Daniel Pantaleo was not indicted by the Grand Jury because ahhh ………

Well lets see:

A video shows Pantaleo putting Garner “in an apparent chokehold”.

Chokeholds are BANNED by NYPD guidelines but apparently “apparent chokeholds” are not banned ……. or so it appears, now doesn’t it.

And of course the community just has to be protected from the CRIME of an unarmed black man selling loose, untaxed cigarettes!

Just imagine how far our community standards would fall if the hero cop Daniel Pantaleo hadn’t stopped this heinous crime. Just where would we be today?

So what are the NYPD guidelines really good for if breaking them means nothing?

Now an argument could be made that Eric Garner was a large black man and Michael Brown was a large black man and to the police they are scary.

So the LARGE BLACK MAN defense must have been used to convince the Grand Juries not to indict either Daniel Pantaleo or Darren Wilson, both small white cops for killing these large black men.

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But what defense will be used to protect the cops from shooting and killing a 12 year old black boy in a Cleveland park?

Oh come on ……… you know! The SMALL BLACK MAN defense!

But rest assured that in AmerKKKa these incidences have absolutely nothing to do with race. We in AmerKKKa are post racial. Haven’t you heard?

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  1. 1EarthUnited says:

    So what’s the lesson for today boys & girls? That black men come in all shapes and sizes so cops must kill them to protect non-blacks from… ??? Apparently the law is subjective.
    Alrighty then, welcome to ‘MurriKKKa!

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  2. Michelle Alexander (author of The New Jim Crow) talks about the designation of African Americans as a subhuman caste, especially in police culture. This makes it perfectly okay to shoot them, frame them on fictitious charges, swear at them, choke them, steal their money and make them drop their pants (the Seattle police did this to a Seattle city councilor one night). According to Alexander black men are shot at the same by cops (one every 3-4 days) as they were lynched 100 years ago.


  3. sunnydaysandqueerskies says:

    Reblogged this on Sunny Days and Queer Skies.


  4. I don’t know where the hell I’ve been. I meant to come back and post a comment, not to mention re-blog this as well. Tube, nobody does it like you!

    Oh and don’t forget how that homeless Black woman walking along the highway in California was seen as such a severe threat that she had to get beaten about the face by CHIPS, punched like a man would punch another man in a fist fight. Seriously? We’re ALL THAT scary???!!!!

    Great post Tube, as always!


    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks Shelby. It might be that you are saving the world with poetic flair that burns the edges of the reality that we live in ……… or maybe the Champagne is flowing faster than Tubularsock’s Wild Turkey ……. who can say.

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  5. Reblogged this on shelbycourtland and commented:
    Tubularsock has pointed out, as only he can, how fearsome ‘large Black men’ are seen by the pigs that patrol the mean streets of every shitty city in A’murderer’. And as if that isn’t bad enough, ‘small Black children’ are seen as a threat, apparently. Not to mention, homeless Black women that walk along a highway in California. So being a large Black man, a small Black child, a Black woman, a Black girl, a Black…..’ is just SO damn scary that we have caused the militarization of police departments all over the damn place to ‘handle’ us with the finality of death. Read it and weep!


  6. poeticice says:

    I enjoyed this. Apparently all shapes and sizes of black men are a threat for some reason….


    • tubularsock says:

      poeticice thank you for your comment. You know, shape and size matters in so many things in our culture and color it black and …….. it could be all an advertising gimmick. One can never tell in Amerkkka.

      Liked by 1 person

  7. skulzstudios says:

    Well said TS. Just about the only thing worse than “large black men” would be Mooselims attending Mosque prayers in the AmeriKKKa.
    BE AFRAID BE VERY FREAKING AFRAID! “They’re” out there, lurking skulking plotting to create enough fear to cause Sarah Palin to pee her panties.
    We can’t be a having that now can we…


    • tubularsock says:

      skulzstudios thank you so much for your comment. You do know that you can see Sarah pee her panties from Russia don’t you.
      You are so correct about those Mooselims ……. you are aware that they are ALL terrorists and out to hurt the mother-land or is that the father-land.
      Oh how silly of Tubularsock, I meant the home-land, AmeriKKKa! If only they could be more like “us”. But all THEY want is to pray and kill! Oh, by the way, God Bless AmeriKKKa.


      • skulzstudios says:

        I submit that from this day forward and we should probably put the notion to a vote, we call our “God blessed” AmeriKKKa the “Homer-land.” On account of and you see, AmeriKKKa embraces the ‘Homers’ and ‘crackerism’ rules the day.
        I’m just suggesting…


      • tubularsock says:

        skulzstudios, you have such good ideas and we EVEN GET TO VOTE on it. Now that’s what Tubularsock calls progress! We may be able to get Nabisco as a corporate sponsor. They love crackers.


      • skulzstudios says:

        Please TS, call me skulz and my actual and for reals name is Don. I suppose there should be a poll.
        A)- Should we call AmeriKKKa the ‘Homer-land’?
        B)- Is AmeriKKKa making progress towards becoming a complete paramilitary police state?
        C)- If Sarah Palin were to pee her pants in public, would you like to see that?
        D)- If Sarah Palin peeing her pants in public was made into a video, should that be posted to YouBoob and might that go viral?
        E)- Should AmeriKKKans of all persuasion come together and burn the Capital Building to the ground out of spite?

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      • tubularsock says:

        Skulz, Tubularsock thinks that before we take a Pole we should ask a Czech.

        Tubularsock is better at true and false than a list of choices so Tubularsock is going to copy (cheat) off Shelby’s paper.


  8. @Skulz

    A. Yes
    B. Yes AND already there! Just ask Michael Brown, Eric Garner, John Crawford, Tamir Rice……….
    C. Hell NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
    D. See above^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    E. YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!…and we shouldn’t stop there! Don’t forget the WH!!!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Shelby, hi ……. just wondered if Tubularsock could sit next to you while we Czech this Pole Skulz sent.


      • LMAO!!!! Of course you can!!!

        *Shelby scoots over so that Tube can cheat!*

        “Czech this Pole Skulz sent.”

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking funny as hell! I swear Tube, if I must undergo orthopedic surgery, I’m not going to be able to log in and come here ’cause you’d make me bust a stitch! My ‘god’ man! Take it on the road!!!!!


  9. Tubularsock, If you don’t like Shelby’s answers, (and whyever wouldn’t you?) I hereby offer mine, free to a good home. Trouble is, I’m no good with multiple-choice either — so often, I don’t like any of the options! Like now for example. Never mind, here goes:

    A. It’s cute, but I don’t like ‘Homer-land’ — it reminds me of The Iliad, among my least-favorite poems. Who needs more crap glorifying war? Then again, I have no better name to offer.

    B. Evidence suggests that’s a done deal, with no further progress required. If ‘progress’ is the right word.

    C. No, a thousand times no — if I need to puke, I’ll use something harmless like mustard.

    D. (Here I go, about to cavil that this should be two separate questions…) It SHOULD NOT be posted, but what’s one more scrap of inanity on that site? And yeah, it would inevitably go viral — we seem to like stupid.

    E. Would it be done ‘out of spite’, or simply a matter of good public hygiene? Anything that rotten must be a health hazard. As for our coming together … we are most apt to unite in fighting a common enemy, so it could happen, maybe. Somebody would have to throw that first, um, weapon of purification.

    Oh hell, can I do some extra-credit work instead of this? I’ve totally ruined my answer sheet. – Linda


    • tubularsock says:

      Wouldn’t you know it. Life is just that way. First Skulz comes along and asks for decisions on choices which Tubularsock has no clear answers. Then Shelby comes along and supports Tubularsock with answers that he didn’t know he had. And now Linda comes along and gives back choices to be made so Tubularsock has no clear answers.

      Shows you, somedays it’s best not to come out of the bunker.

      However with Frank Zappa to the rescue Tubularsock’s answer to C & D would be
      “just don’t eat that yellow snow”.

      Thank you guys for helping Tubularsock become clear.

      Liked by 1 person

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