TUBULARSOCK FOR PRESIDENT 2016
Posted: April 13, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, American Dream, bull shit as an art formTags: bull shit, Campaign for President, Election 2016
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Tags: bull shit, Campaign for President, Election 2016
Tubularsock 
When you are finished there come to Canada, we need a new prime minister.
Leslie
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There is no question about that. Tubularsock has been getting confused in the last few years wondering which government was more stupid between the U.S. and Canada and we won! But you guys are sure putting the pedal to the metal and may overcome us sometime soon. On the other hand we are Exceptionally Stupid so all bets are off!
Thanks for taking the time to comment, Leslie. Tubularsock appreciates it.
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Love the ‘flipping the bird’ logo! When I saw Monica, ooops, I mean Hillary was running, I wondered when you might officially announce your candidacy. And here it is!
I need to really start honing the bullshit skills! Walmart and McDonalds! Good choices! That’ll bring in the ‘tea bagger’ vote for sure!
I don’t know about the limo though? Perhaps a scooter or go-cart might work better?
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sojourner thank you for your political insight. Tubularsock knows he can count on your professional bull shit skills to get him through the political pitfalls. It’s going to be a rough campaign because Tubularsock
plays dirty politics!believes in America. Hmmm, a scooter or go-cart and not a military helicopter? You’re not weak on terrorism are you?LikeLike
I will be more than happy to donate my Honda Element to chauffeur you around in — it even happens to be blue which is perfect for getting the Dem vote, and since I have red hair you will be able to count on at least a few reptoxicons voting for you! And never mind about the idea that it isn’t a good ol’ Ford F150 — after all the money Ford got from our elected terrorists driving one is a definite negative.
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Thank you wolfess. Yeah, fuck Ford! Honda Element all the way. And because it was manufactured in East LIBERTY, Ohio what better image is that?
And speaking of truth, it was discontinued in 2009 along with American Democracy!
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I’m hard core! First terrorist we go after is Cheney!
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Nice.
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Reblogged this on Wolfessblog — Guillotine mediocrity in all its forms! and commented:
Forget Hillary, my vote’s on Tubularsock!
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Thanks wolfess. Tubularsock is on his way to a landslide victory! Hillary who? (I took your advice.)
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Campaign slogan – ‘Any chickenhawk can squirt crap-o-la. Real Americans vote Tubularsock 4 el Presidenté’!!!
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WOW! That should win Tubularsock some votes. Tubularsock will send this off to the PR firm today! There is something about “squirt crap-o-la” that sounds American. Thanks, Don!
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Love the logo and the suitcase full of money.
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Thanks DrB. Tubularsock thought both could be useful on his road to victory.
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You’ve got my vote, Tubular. Who will be your running mate?
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Thank you Jeff for your support.
As is so well demonstrated in our American system the larger the campaign donation check/cash the closer a candidate “feels” for his/her running mate. Tubularsock feels that you Jeff may have the makings of a great Vice if your check/cash is large enough. And hey, if you come in second you could wind up Ambassador to Brazil.Tubularsock is considering many options and has turned to his exploratory committee to vet a possible running mate.LikeLiked by 2 people
I knew you’d like it!
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Carry over Jenn “Sock”i as State Department spokesperson, Jeffrey “Socks” as UN Ambassador, serve “bock” beer at the Inagural Ball, to which the cast of “Meet the Fockers” will receive invitations, obtain endorsements from the “jocks” on all major pro sports champions, and choose Bob Seger as VP, doubling as second fiddle and provider of tension-reducing “rock”. Compliments to the artist.
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Thank you Jerry for your comment. Tubularsock feels you have captured the perfect Americana Scene and will even consider Bob Seger and a possible running mate. Perhaps Tube and Bob could “Ride Out” together. For the “Inagural Ball” (Tubularsock likes how you think ahead) Tubularsock would find Doppelbock a very good selection due to it being a stronger version than traditional bock. Here’s to you, Jerry!
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Just what America needs.Another crazed president to join Teddy Roosevelt…Woodrow Wilson…Warren Harding…Lyndon Johnson…Richard Nixon…Both Bushes.. and Bill Clinton. We’re with you Tube! To the bitter end.
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“I AM NOT A CROOK!”
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