Posts Tagged ‘bull shit’

YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’: NEWS

 

Tubularsock figures that if ANYONE ever stopped and looked at ANY “news” story they would very quickly realize that the only truth they could glean from a “news” story is that it is the STORY part that is the only truth.

And because it is a STORY it could be a lie!

And these STORIES that are spread by what is known as NEWS agencies are not really news but biased stories that are then spread around the world as something that happened (maybe).

Add that to the famous New York Times banner still on the masthead today, “All the news that’s fit to print” and the ONLY question is WHO DECIDES?

And it doesn’t take much effort to discover that most all “news” is distributed to all of us by only THREE (count them …. 3) Global News Agencies.

THAT IS FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD!

The Associated Press (U.S.), the Agence-Presse (FRANCE), and Reuters (Great Britain).

And what constitutes a Global News Agency is that they have offices in most countries of the world and cover all areas of information.

There are many news agencies that provide information but most are more locally centered to a country or area.

So it is up to the “Big-Three” to filter news to the entire world.

All three also have as their core principles, to avoid overt partiality and avoid making judgments and to steer clear of doubt and ambiguity. (good luck with that!) And come now,YOU have got to be wiser than to believe THAT!

So exactly why don’t you know everything or for that matter anything?

Well the first tier is where the fundamental manipulation begins and that is based on whether an event is chosen as news, “of interest”. There are a “million stories in the city, and this is just one of them” as the old Dragnet Police Show used as their tag line.

So which “STORY” gets reported? AND WHY?

Now the ownership of the above agencies are riddled with layers of ownership and corporate/governmental interests and influence. What looks like a straight shot is really more of a quagmire of family, social, governmental, corporate, and latent colonial interests and prejudice.

So here at the fundamental news collection agencies omission due to interest, “lack of space” and “built in bias” is the first step in whether YOU will even get a chance to hear what has happened.

Of course, there is also “Will It Sell” and deliberate distortion to promote or destroy an idea, fantasy, or political position.

And then there is the use of these global news agencies by governments, military and intelligence services to spread their messages worldwide which in truth is directive propaganda discussed like “news”.

And to top all of this is the reality of TRANSLATION. Not only translations through several languages before you even see the story in your newspaper or news outlet but also basic cultural translation which may come through as a lack of understanding between the cultural view of the reporter and of that that is being reported.

So by the time the “news” gets to you what REALLY happened is hijacked and what its significance happens to be has been manipulated.

And it ends up that we don’t know much of anything about world events but the real strange thing is we argue with each other and get all pushed out of shape over our differences of opinion and “facts”.

Yet in reality, we all have been fed bull shit and we each defend it like it is real!

The BIG THREE filters the “news” to a multitude of “news” outlets. There are many of them in every country that are fed these STORIES.

Fox News, CBS News, WSJ, NYT, WP, ABC News, NPR, CNN News to just to name a very few.

And from this cluster of news outlets the News STORIES go through a new series of influence depending on the point of view of the corporation or family that owns them.

And when Fox News scream from on high: “FAIR & BALANCED” the jokes on you.

But NONE of these outlets are fair or balanced they all just slant the STORIES to the mind set that follows any particular “NEWS OUTLET”.

So in truth ……… get real!

Do you REALLY think you know what is going on in Venezuela right now?

 

Syria, Iran, Russia?

Well just about the same amount you were TOLD about Iraq, or Cuba, or Vietnam!

Bottom line YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’ !

AND THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT ………… DECEPTION AND CONTROL!

And to get into a political argument based on what you picked up from ANY news source is like pissing into the wind.

Fun if you don’t mind being wet!

All you really have to understand is that THOSE WHO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE CONTROL THE “TRUTH” OF PERCEPTION ……… EVEN WHEN IT’S ALL A LIE!

 

 

 

TRUMP IS A RACIST: WHO’S HE KIDDING

 

OK. “I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!” Trump exclaimed on Twitter.

Well Tubularsock does believe there is something to Donnie’s statement.

A TURD doesn’t have bones!

So of course, shit for brains also has another problem because Dump is brainless as well.

But the “press” is doing everything they can to “be fair” in their coverage of a President of the United States who IS a blatant RACIST!

 

 

But everyone KNOWS that all this Trump-The-Turd-Shit is just diversion to focus people’s minds away from what the Dump is doing to OUR country.

The destruction of environmental laws and policies that protect citizens from water and air pollution. The lack of these protections will affect people’s long term health!

Children being separated from their parents AND THEN becoming “lost” in the system!
What kind of totally SICK individuals would do this? Well, someone like the pervert Stephen Miller who is a total sicko and hope to God neutered to protect us from any more of his kind to exist!

Shows how having a crustacean “mother” that did not breast feed causes long term effects to some retarded spawned children like Stevey. Fucking little creep!

Goebbels’ rhetoric against the Jews prior to WWII are lock and step with Miller’s and Trump’s rhetoric against the immigrants attempting to enter from Mexico.

In order to justify a policy which is based on race, religion or exclusion they’ve decided to vilify people who are asking for asylum, by accusing them all of being criminals, rapists, gang members and murderers.
And of all things Miller is an American Jew who helped to create the concentration camps on the Southern boarder and says HE was “offended” by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez referring to them as such.

Only a fucking Nazi Jew would create these concentration camps and child separation and then rant about being “offended”! Is that rich with hypocrisy or what?

But what really takes the cake for Tubularsock is Trump’s Snake Story!

Remember?

He used it on his 2016 campaign trail when discussing immigration.

But in TRUTH it really applied to what has happened to the U.S. not because of immigrants but by Dump winning the Presidency!

And it goes like this, “A snake begs a woman to take him into her home, and then when he bites her and she expresses her shock, he says, “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”

But Tubularsock knew the ending of that story when Tubularsock first saw the FAT OLD ORANGE CON MAN!

It’s the citizen’s of the U.S. that have been bitten and the venom is lethal for democracy!

And it has come true. TIME TO CHANGE THE STORY LINE, FOLKS!

 

 

 

 

MELANIA TRUMP GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

 

Tubularsock loves the Fat-Assed-OrangeTweet’s total and complete stupidity on most subjects but when it comes back to “go back where you came from” well, PURE GOLD.

Donald’s mother, an immigrant from Scotland, immigrated to the U.S. when she was 17.

She was reported to have been acutely embarrassed by the antics of her fourth child (dumb shit) during the 1990s when his failing marriage and business were the subject of intense tabloid scrutiny.

Dump’s father, Fred, was born of German immigrant parents in the U.S.

Fred Trump was clearly a racist and was charged in a civil rights case in 1975 because he “. . . refused to rent to black home-seekers as well as instructing a rental agent not to rent to blacks and to encourage existing black tenants to leave.”

So it is very possible that Donnie just took after his sleazy racist father, Fred. And may have even created the old saying that if a rotten apple falls in a forest and no was is there to hear it fall does that only mean that the racism is closeted? Ok, enough philosophy for now.

Which brings all this racists immigrant business to its logical conclusion.

 

Melania Trump Needs To Go Back Where She Came From!

You see, Melania is NOT A REAL AMERICAN and nor are her parents who just recently became American Citizens by being part of that CHAIN MIGRATION trick that immigrants use to get their entire family into the United States.

MELANIA AND HER PARENTS ARE AMERICANS ON PAPER ONLY!

They are slimy immigrants from the Yugoslav republic of Slovenia THAT is where ALL the murders, rapists and child molesters come from!

So in order to protect our children WE MUST DEMAND that MELANIA and her kind go back where they came from ………. RIGHT NOW!

 

 

Now one odd news flash you may have missed about all of this is that Melania was picked up by ICE while she exited her limo and was arrested and placed in a holding cell because ICE, being just a cheap and stupid rendition of the Nazi Gestapo, mistook Melania’s accent to be Spanish and the rest is history.

Tubularsock was able to get an ACTUAL PHOTO of the situation below.

 

It is said that even though Melania has been caught up in her RACIST HUSBAND’S actions she has found a REAL MAN with gigantic hands and is taking the option of leaving the U.S. to “return” to Guatemala. OH FREEDOM!

 

Now it is possible that the above NEWS FLASH is bordering on the fact that it is a developing news flash and some details will be updated in time. Three sources with direct knowledge were unauthorized to speak on the record but Tubularsock was able to pass this information to you quoting sources close to the secretary of state.

Stay tuned.

(This reminder was paid for by the Tubularsock Committee On The Obvious)

 

Now here is the real deal going down and it has been repeated time and again.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED! Donnie has captured the news cycle and created all the “drama” toward HIM.

His political rallies now have the new cheer “send them back” and the news media is endlessly discussing what everyone already knows, DONALD IS A RACIST! SO?

We also KNOW that the United States is a racist country and has been all along …… except in our history books.

So as the government is sending their Gestapo Stooges out into the community to harass and arrest people in their homes, as the government continues to create and operate concentration camps along the border, as the government continues to militarize the cops,The Congress and the MSM are arguing over the term RACISM!

OH PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CUT TO THE CHASE!

 

 

2020 THE NO VOTE

According to the United States Election Project, nearly half of eligible voters (46.9 percent of approximately 231,556,622 eligible voters) did not vote in the 2016 election, Nov 10, 2016.

Think on this ………. why?

You see the corporate power structure, you know, the big banks, the military industrial security complex, the fossil fuel industries select the establishment candidates by simply buying them. Very cost effective for them due to the huge returns they receive per money spent.

From there these purchased candidates are selected by the different parties at their conventions mostly funded by these same corporate conglomerates and with the wave of all that Red-White-and Blue are anointed by their parties to RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

And these pre-selected candidates go forth and “battle” for the position by flying around the nation attending rallies paid for by “their supporters” and proclaim just how much they will change about EVERYTHING!

At the same time the owned corporate media, owned by the same conglomerates, pitch their candidate under the guise of the “FREE PRESS” and the charade goes on.

Now in the 2016 election:

Hillary Clinton won 65,845,063 votes.

And Donald Trump won 62,980,160 votes.

Gary Johnson (Libertarian) won 4,488,931votes.

And Jill Stein (Green) won 1,457,050 votes.

Think on this ………….. why?

96,785,418 votes by eligible voters voted for NOBODY ………….

So if the world lived in a logical fashion NOBODY won the 2016 election by 30,940,355 votes! A fucking landslide!

Just how clear does it have to get? It was NOBODY who won by popular vote!

You see NOT VOTING is VOTING NOT!

So when people say that bogus talking point, “if you didn’t vote, you have no right to complain” that is pure BULLSHIT!

You did vote ……… you voted NO!

BUT >>>>>>>> just in case YOU voted WRONG, the Founding Father’s created the Electoral College.

An invention that was created back in colonial times to be sure that the popular vote could be ADJUSTED so as to keep the population from getting REAL control of the vote. You know, YOU CAN’T TRUST THE PEOPLE. A Founding Father principle.

And the irony here from colonial literature as an argument for the Electoral College was, the founding fathers “. . . were afraid of direct election to the Presidency. They feared a tyrant could manipulate public opinion and come to power.  NOW HOW FUNNY IS THAT!

Think on this ……….. why?

Well the answer TO THE OVERALL WHY is really simple …. THERE WAS NO ONE TO VOTE FOR! That is why!

Now think of this this way. Say there are two brands of crackers on the supermarket shelf and both brands are stale ……. which one would you buy to eat?

WELL THAT’S WHAT WE’RE OFFERED ……….. STALE WHITE CRACKERS!

And don’t forget that we are all equal in America so when they offered us a Black Cracker he was just as stale because he had been taught the white cracker jig!

YES’M MASSA!

And even the gender card was played in 2016 but still a white stale cracker but with breasts!

So as 2020 approaches you’ll see the circus and you’ll see the clowns.

And as of this moment the Republican’ts will stick with the Orange BozoBoy and the Democraps have Dead-Man-Walking-Biden as their savior bringing MORALS back to our nation which NEVER EVER had them in the first place!

The only question Tubularsock has with this choice ………. Just how many NO votes will be cast this time around?

 

 

 

 

MUELLER DEFECATION HITS THE GROUND RUNNING!

 

“You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world”

“You say you’ll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head

You tell me it’s the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead”
(John Lennon)

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR) and just happened to pick up a copy of the United States Constitution in braille.

Yes indeedy-deed, in braille!

Tubularsock just happens to have a copy of the Constitution of the United States in braille because as you know in America, “justice is blind”!

And what could be more JUST than the Constitution?

Also it only takes about 12 minutes or so to read the entire thing with an additional seven minutes if you wish to read the Bill of Rights, slowly.

But it is the United States Constitution which Tubularsock wishes to draw your attention to.

You see, Bob Mueller has stated, in his recent nine minute statement about the conclusions of his 448 page Report summarized in 4 pages by Attorney General William Barr, that even though Trump DID commit a series of CRIMINAL OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE activities ol’ Bob can’t indict a sitting President for these crimes because of the Constitution.

Of course that led Tubularsock to read the Constitution! Again. NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION does it say ANYTHING about preventing an indictment of a sitting President for obstruction of justice!

NOT ONE WORD.

So where did ol’ Bob come up with that bull shit?

Well there is an Executive-Justice Department RULE preventing him from indicting Trump for his obstruction of justice criminality.

 

This is JUST AN INTERPRETATION, by the Office of Legal Counsel of the Justice Department, of the Constitution!
The Constitution DOES NOT SAY THAT!

So the Department of Justice as well as Robert Mueller may be just FULL OF SHIT!

Now for the question:

The Department of Justice is part of the Executive Branch of the government.

How is it that THEIR interpretation in this case isn’t a conflict of interest in the legal sense?

Anyone in TubeLand know?

Tubularsock is not an expert on the law unless its breaking them.
But don’t be concerned. Tubularsock wears disguises.

So the only way for this issue to be resolved is by the Supreme Court and to give you an example how clear the Supreme Court has been on this type of issue let Judge Tubularsock present exhibit A and exhibit B.
EXHIBIT A:

Nixon v. Fitzgerald, a 1982 decision, the court ruled that the president had immunity from civil lawsuits arising from his actions in office.

Well THAT’S CLEAR!

EXHIBIT B:

Clinton v. Jones, a 1997 decision, the justices ruled that the president enjoyed no immunity from civil suits arising from his conduct while he was not in office.

And this too is clear.

So …….. we are back where we started:

Going back to before Nixon, the Justice Department rules that you cannot indict a sitting President …… YOU HAVE TO IMPEACH HIM!

So the catch 22 is that the Justice Department would have to disobey their own rule and indict Trump AND THEN Trump would take his case to the Supreme Court.

But that won’t happen because the Justice Department won’t indict so there is no case.

Oh sure, the Department of Justice could change their “rule” (because it is ONLY an interpretation) and then indict or the Congress could make an Amendment to the Constitution to clear this all up BUT everyone reading this right now would be dead before that process was complete.

Comforting isn’t it.

So it is not an understatement to say that THIS is a Constitutional Crisis and Impeachment is the only way to proceed to resolve the Trump problem.

And if you review Vol.2 of the Mueller Report you’ll find OVERWHELMING evidence that Trump obstructed justice. But unless Congress wants to REALLY stand up for the RULE OF LAW then no contest!

Oh, by the way ……. they all still receive their paychecks on time and their campaign contributions …….. Ahhhh, life is good!

 

TUBULARSOCK’S ODE TO
“AN EXTREMELY STABLE GENIUS”

 

I know you must be kidding
I know it can’t be so
I don’t even think it’s funny
Like a looney-toony show
It is rather sad and disruptive
For one to have to know
As if the swamp has risen
And gummed up all the flow
I stand in waders to my chest
Knowing I just must go
And yet my feet are planted
That’s why I’m being slow
The economy is booming
If you believe what you’ve been told
Don’t pay attention to the stores
as they stand in line to fold
And the job rate is as high as it has ever been
But working three jobs to cover one has got to be a sin
And with all the farmers put on welfare to cover tariff loss
With foreclosures and suicides that’s pretty heavy gloss
Oh did I mention factory job loss and infrastructure troubles
Not to worry, not to worry just stay inside your bubble
But hell, our wars are working really fine with record profits made
And if we add a couple more we can cover up the shade
And rest assured with all of this that I have shared between us
NEVER WILL IT BE SOLVED, BY OUR …… “extremely stable genius”!