Tubularsock

As Tubularsock sits on his underground deck that is just outside of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker which overlooks Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA Tubularsock is thinking about religion and politics.

There has always been religion in politics and to this day it still plays a part in the propaganda of candidates’ beliefs. What religion does the candidate adhere to and will that religious belief affect the candidate’s decision making process.

And here lies the fundamental problem. Can one really trust a decision making public which believes that there is an ultimate WHITE MAN in the sky that oversees ALL individuals whether those individuals even believe in this ultimate WHITE MAN in the sky?

No STOP …….. think about this, really.

Say, you are sitting on a bus and this person comes and sits down next to you and proceeds to explains to you that, “A WHITE MAN in the sky speaks to me and I respect that and I live my life from his direction”.

Besides getting off at the next stop as quickly as you possibly can and walking to work, exactly what would you think of that?

But hey, people can believe in any religion freely in America. We were founded on Freedom of Religion except for the Puritans who escaped from England because of religious persecution and then persecuted any religion that wasn’t their religion.

And if somehow you really think that the “Pilgrim FATHERS” sat down with the Indians and shared a meal after killing the Indians and stealing their land under the idea of “Divine Providence” from A WHITE MAN in the sky, well think again. (Hey, the “Indians” weren’t even “Indians” …. damn!)

Think of that the next time your kid comes home from school with that Pilgrim Hat on and a picture of a turkey. And people wonder why kids don’t know anything by the time they leave High School? And YOU did? …………. Fuuuuck!

And then you have the good tolerant “Pilgrim FATHERS” of Massachusetts who in 1692 conducted The Salem Witchcraft Trials that lasted for three months. They arrested 200 people and ended up hanging 19 of them, crushing one man with heavy stones, stoning another man to death and executing two dogs suspected as accomplices of witches. Surprisingly, a possible offshoot of the current Republican Party.

But sure we had some “good-guys” too. Roger Williams and Anne Hutchinson both who were early colonists from the Massachusetts Colony who were banished for their religious beliefs and fled to Rhode Island. They had the audacity to believe that there were other ways to practice a religious belief of the WHITE MAN in the sky.

Slowly other religions proceed into the colonies but they were all based on the WHITE MAN in the sky in one way or another.

Oh sure, Tubularsock has taken the shortcut in explaining religion in America but religion still plays a large part in politics today.

And on todays religious field you have all those tolerant WHITE MAN in the sky religions attempting through politics of dictating controlled lifestyle choices of others who may or may not even believe in the WHITE MAN in the sky.

And these religions, as always, want to control YOUR personal penis and/or vigina.

You see, even though the WHITE MAN in the sky and his MAN-SON were all powerful and knowing they were illiterate and couldn’t read or write. So THEIR WORD was written down by men BUT NOT IN ENGLISH.

Wouldn’t you know. But through a series of translations into different languages before it got to English and after several sections and tablets were destroyed because they didn’t fit the established power holders, of different human time periods, narratives ……. Bam! Like the big bang theory the WORD OF WHITE MAN and SON were presented in the form of the NEW and the OLD TESTAMENT.

Now you know it’s the truth because the men who wrote it said it was the truth and there you have it folks

……. THE BIBLE.

From there it has been pretty much a downhill slide. Amen.

Now there is no question that Tubularsock could go on but really that is religion in a nutshell and the nuts follow it as closely as they can from their INTERPRETATION.

As the course of the 2016 Presidential Election plays you’ll see just how religion will find its way into every nook and cranny.

You’ll see just how Hillary will just love family and church and you’ll also see how Bill will be transformed into a virgin in front of your own eyes!

And the Republican Party as a whole will be master-bating to the Lord’s Prayer at their Convention but they will call it Communion because it is more acceptable to the rank and file who will be master-bating themselves but they’re just disgusting!

And Tubularsock will run a clean campaign by sitting with the WHITE MAN in the sky and will explain to HIM how he really fuck up his creation by giving all those imbeciles FREE WILL!

May The Force Be With You ……. you are going to fucking need it!

181/2 months to go!