Posted: April 22, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election

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As we all know as Americans that when it comes to raising money for running for President of The United States candidates ask THE PEOPLE to send them a dollar or two to help with their grassroots campaign. And each American voter from each of the Incorporated Political Parties, there are two AND ONLY TWO because we are a democracy, use those dollars to promote their candidate.

The first thing Tubularsock is changing is the two party system! No, don’t get Tubularsock wrong there will still be only two parties, AND ONLY TWO because we are a democracy, but the current Democrats and Republican Parties will become one party called RepubliCRats because they represent only the corporate state anyway. And then there’ll but Tubularsock’s party called DemocraTube which will represent the PEOPLE.

Oh sure, everything else will be in place. You know, like ONLY the DemocraTube Party and the RepublicRats Party can debate each other on national TV because we are a democracy. And any voices that are divergent from the standard tried and true rhetoric will be dismissed as quacks and conspiracy theorists because WE ARE a democracy and a democracy ONLY EVER has two political parties!

Of course secret PACs are ok because that is where the PEOPLE secretly put money into campaigns and secret campaign money from the PEOPLE is another form of transparency because WE ARE A DEMOCRACY!

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  1. swo8 says:

    Are you sure we are a “Democracy”?


  2. donzo442 says:

    Amerika are a “true” democrazy. Really and you can get validation for the premise from teddy the canadian or randy the paul or skillery ‘her royal’ clintoness or blind melon blinky who just so happens to be the next black man scheduled for execution by Baltimore PD.


  3. Lisa says:

    Hahaha! :p


  4. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube–all we need is Cary Grant and Eve Marie Saint running on your head. Let’s see how many of your readers know this one.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Tubularsock readers cover a great deal of ground. Tubularsock does kind of looks like Cary Grant but Tubularsock is more in tune with the FURIOUS 7. You know, good old revenge!


    • sojourner says:

      I had a dream about Alfred Hitchcock last night. In the dream he was headed north by northwest and saw a sign that read, Tubularsock in 2016. And then, suddenly, he ran south by southwest screaming, “THE HORROR!” This is all I can remember of my dream.

      In my dream, Alfred must have been a Hillary supporter, I guess?


      • tubularsock says:

        Wow sojourner, when it comes to Alfred Hitchcock ……. did you have a dream about Alfred Hitchcock or were YOU in Alfred Hitchcock’s dream?

        Tubularsock remembers now. So it was Hitchcock that Tubularsock was trying to hit with that plane. That boy runs fast!


  5. Or dangling from a nostril? I like that film! Didn’t realize it could be viewed as satire for an embarrassingly long time.


  6. And sure, why not? Our man Tubularsock would look great there! Or maybe he’d be more at home with the Crazy Horse carving?


  7. Jeff Nguyen says:

    Your campaign is shaping up nicely. Love the Tubularsock Tunnel.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks Jeff. You of all people know how difficult getting things done happens to be. A good tunnel
      can move vast numbers of people from the nowhere where they are to the nowhere where they’re going in the shortest possible time. It’s good for the economy!

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  8. Have you thought of approaching the Koch brothers? They’re being a bit cagey about who they intend to support for President, but I think they would really appreciate your attitude about corporations running politics.


  9. sojourner says:

    My Capitan, such a spot on statement, and then this image suddenly appears? What the _uck….? Although you make the other frauds, ooops, I mean giants of democracy/capitalism look weak and rather stupid in this image, I think the tunnel is a bit much! Love the corporate connection though!

    Hey, can you spot me a half-mil until next Tuesday, I’ve been losing at the track?


    • tubularsock says:

      Check’s in the mail.

      Perhaps the tunnel was a bit over the top. As Tubularsock’s head speech writer I’m sure you’ll be able to sugar coat it. Thanks.


      • sojourner says:

        It just came to me:

        “This tunnel, my fellow Mericans, is the tunnel of my love for and devotion to all of you! This tunnel leads right to my big, open and welcoming heart, where you will all find rest for your souls and a chicken in every pot! ‘You’ve got to have heart,’ as the old tune goes! And your next president, me, Tubularsock, has more than enough heart for every Merican and other human being in this world! “YES, WE WILL!” This shall be our new mantra, my fellow Mericans!

        YES, WE WILL arrest, beat, imprison and execute Bush, Cheney and every other government official for the last forty years! YES, WE WILL round up the elite powers and do the same with them! YES, WE WILL empty the banks of their money and spread the wealth around the world! And then, when everyone is healthy, safe and secure, WE WILL do away with the monetary system, and go to small, self-governing/sustaining communities, where every individual WILL rule his or her own life! YES, WE WILL make sure that someday soon, anarchy will reign supreme throughout the world! And it will all be done with the love in my heart, my fellow Mericans, which you can find by going through this tunnel and voting for me in 2016! The Universe bless us all!”

        Well, what do you think? Yes, I know, “anarchy,” right? I can dream, can’t I, my Capitan?


      • tubularsock says:

        Sweet. Nice going sojourner, Tubularsock knew you could cover for him.

        “The tunnel of love . . . . .” Priceless. And it goes so nicely with “ arrest, beat, imprison and execute Bush, Cheney and every other government official for the last forty years!”

        You have a way with words. Yep, you can fool some of the people ALL THE TME with your speeches.

        We’ll have to work on that anarchy thing. But much of your general program sounds good to Tubularsock. I’ll send it over to marketing and run it past the focus groups and get back to you.

        Be well.


  10. sojourner says:

    “Sojourner…did you have a dream about Alfred Hitchcock or were YOU in Alfred Hitchcock’s dream?”

    My Capitan, you just blew my mind! I need to stop snortin’ that glue and eatin’ those damn sugar cubes!

    So it was you in that crop duster, my president elect!

    You need to an image of you in that plane coming after Cary Grant! I might never stop laughing!


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