Posted: April 19, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election

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As Tubularsock sits on his underground deck that is just outside of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker which overlooks Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA Tubularsock is thinking about religion and politics.

There has always been religion in politics and to this day it still plays a part in the propaganda of candidates’ beliefs. What religion does the candidate adhere to and will that religious belief affect the candidate’s decision making process.

And here lies the fundamental problem. Can one really trust a decision making public which believes that there is an ultimate WHITE MAN in the sky that oversees ALL individuals whether those individuals even believe in this ultimate WHITE MAN in the sky?

No STOP …….. think about this, really.

Say, you are sitting on a bus and this person comes and sits down next to you and proceeds to explains to you that, “A WHITE MAN in the sky speaks to me and I respect that and I live my life from his direction”.

Besides getting off at the next stop as quickly as you possibly can and walking to work, exactly what would you think of that?

But hey, people can believe in any religion freely in America. We were founded on Freedom of Religion except for the Puritans who escaped from England because of religious persecution and then persecuted any religion that wasn’t their religion.

And if somehow you really think that the “Pilgrim FATHERS” sat down with the Indians and shared a meal after killing the Indians and stealing their land under the idea of “Divine Providence” from A WHITE MAN in the sky, well think again. (Hey, the “Indians” weren’t even “Indians” …. damn!)

Think of that the next time your kid comes home from school with that Pilgrim Hat on and a picture of a turkey. And people wonder why kids don’t know anything by the time they leave High School? And YOU did? …………. Fuuuuck!

And then you have the good tolerant “Pilgrim FATHERS” of Massachusetts who in 1692 conducted The Salem Witchcraft Trials that lasted for three months. They arrested 200 people and ended up hanging 19 of them, crushing one man with heavy stones, stoning another man to death and executing two dogs suspected as accomplices of witches. Surprisingly, a possible offshoot of the current Republican Party.

But sure we had some “good-guys” too. Roger Williams and Anne Hutchinson both who were early colonists from the Massachusetts Colony who were banished for their religious beliefs and fled to Rhode Island. They had the audacity to believe that there were other ways to practice a religious belief of the WHITE MAN in the sky.

Slowly other religions proceed into the colonies but they were all based on the WHITE MAN in the sky in one way or another.

Oh sure, Tubularsock has taken the shortcut in explaining religion in America but religion still plays a large part in politics today.

And on todays religious field you have all those tolerant WHITE MAN in the sky religions attempting through politics of dictating controlled lifestyle choices of others who may or may not even believe in the WHITE MAN in the sky.

And these religions, as always, want to control YOUR personal penis and/or vigina.

You see, even though the WHITE MAN in the sky and his MAN-SON were all powerful and knowing they were illiterate and couldn’t read or write. So THEIR WORD was written down by men BUT NOT IN ENGLISH.

Wouldn’t you know. But through a series of translations into different languages before it got to English and after several sections and tablets were destroyed because they didn’t fit the established power holders, of different human time periods, narratives ……. Bam! Like the big bang theory the WORD OF WHITE MAN and SON were presented in the form of the NEW and the OLD TESTAMENT.

Now you know it’s the truth because the men who wrote it said it was the truth and there you have it folks


From there it has been pretty much a downhill slide. Amen.

Now there is no question that Tubularsock could go on but really that is religion in a nutshell and the nuts follow it as closely as they can from their INTERPRETATION.

As the course of the 2016 Presidential Election plays you’ll see just how religion will find its way into every nook and cranny.

You’ll see just how Hillary will just love family and church and you’ll also see how Bill will be transformed into a virgin in front of your own eyes!

And the Republican Party as a whole will be master-bating to the Lord’s Prayer at their Convention but they will call it Communion because it is more acceptable to the rank and file who will be master-bating themselves but they’re just disgusting!

And Tubularsock will run a clean campaign by sitting with the WHITE MAN in the sky and will explain to HIM how he really fuck up his creation by giving all those imbeciles FREE WILL!

May The Force Be With You ……. you are going to fucking need it!

181/2 months to go!

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  1. At least, I am glad to know that the Holy Ghost is REAL!

    Seriously though, my ‘god’ is green! And his name is ‘Benjamin’ If I got enough Benjamins, I get exactly what I want! Hallelujah!

    Excellent Tubularsock, excellent!


    • tubularsock says:

      Shelby, holy smoke is real as well. There are many people that believe in extraterrestrial
      green gods. It’s a major religion and Benjamin’ is praised 100 times high. Tubularsock is happy that you were lost but now you’re found, Hallelujah indeed!


  2. 1EarthUnited says:

    Yup, this delusion is called anthropomorphism. U would think that other races would have their own “man” representing, but no… the brainwashing runs deep… if u’r a “Christian”, then WHITE MAN in the sky for all!
    Lol, can’t imagine Bill ever becoming a virgin/ born again, not after cavorting with she-devil Hillary.
    Thx for setting the record straight Tubes!


    • tubularsock says:

      1EarthUnited, enough with the big words all ready. Tubularsock is a simpleton and likes a lot of little words that mean the same thing. The brainwashing is the same but with smaller loads.

      Great point about Bill but you underestimate the PR wizards, they’re awesome!


    • sojourner says:

      Bill, when he was pres, went to church and claimed to be a believer, but thought the bible was a bit ambiguous, especially the parts about adultery and rape;-)


      • tubularsock says:

        Now if Tubularsock remembers correctly and that could be a set up because Tubularsock always filters everything through his Tubularsock mindless mind
        but especially in the old testicle everyone was begetting everyone’s wife, daughter,and sheep! And god HIMSELF was hell on wheels! So, Tubularsock could see where Bill got confused and went a bit toward the Begotten path.

        Hell, you know how men are ……..


      • 1EarthUnited says:

        Yeah, Bill can be selective that way, lol. Always remember… he DID NOT INHALE!


      • tubularsock says:

        Yep, but it may have been the cause of most of our problems with him. If he only had …. would the world have been better for it? We’ll never know. Of course Obama did! Ok, there goes another Tubularsock theory.


  3. According to Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz in The Indigenous Peoples’ History of the United States, the chief reason women were singled out and persecuted as witches in both England and the US was because they were responsible for midwifery, contraception and free herbal-based healing of the poor. Dunbar-Ortiz believes these practices were a holdover from pre-Christian, communal, matrilineal cultures that once predominated in Europe.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Tubularsock totally agrees with Ortiz. And the men are still trying to dictate women’s bodies like they have something to say about it! And herbal-based healing! What would all those doctors do with themselves? Thanks Dr.B.

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  4. Speaking of religion, the church across the street had a catchy saying on the sign out in front: “Jesus wanted his work to bear fruit, not nuts.” I guess this must have been written on one of the tablets that didn’t go into the bible…

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  5. Lisa says:

    God is white!!!! Thank you for making me laugh before bed. :p


  6. donzo442 says:

    “And these religions, as always, want to control YOUR personal penis and/or vigina.”
    Shouldn’t that read ‘virginia’?


  7. Michael Fuhrig says:

    You’re a heavy dude Tube. Right on!


  8. talesfromtheconspiratum says:

    Can you please have the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your running mate? (Re-blogged)


  9. “And Tubularsock will run a clean campaign by sitting with the WHITE MAN in the sky and will explain to HIM how he really fuck up his creation by giving all those imbeciles FREE WILL!”

    Ah Tubularsock, but will this white man (created in the imbeciles’ image) listen to your wisdom? We can only hope. Otherwise, your “18 1/2 months to go” countdown sounds too much like a prison sentence. Great post though — now if you could just explain quantum physics, I might finally understand that too! – Linda


    • tubularsock says:

      Linda, the WHITE MAN that was created in our image hopefully will listen and all will be good. If not, we are just back to square one. And the 181/2 IS a prison sentence, you’ll see!

      Quantum physics, not a problem ……. “How can you be two places at once when you’re not anyplace at all?”

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  10. sojourner says:

    My Capitan, you sound almost as bitter and angry as I do most of the time:-). Watch this, it could hurt your ‘base’ numbers!

    After departing from the white man in sky religiosity, I started doing some investigation. And over the last fifteen years of religious sobriety, I have come to understand that modern religion and government cannot exist without the other, since they are one in the same, they are two in one, as opposed to the three in one scenario pandered.

    As you point out, my Capitan, this is far too involved a topic for simple posts or comments. But suffice it to say, since Constantine, in let’s call it the modern age, ‘universal’ religions, such as Christianity, Judaism and Islam (just to name the three biggies), have played a major role in governments. And this is true of the U.S, Corporation as well, which after all, is the bastard offspring of England, which along with the Catholic countries of Spain and France, shoved Christianity down the throats of ‘pagans’ throughout the world, by raping and mass-murdering them.

    In fact, I would go as far as to say that religion is the whore mother of modern governments. So in order to get rid of the influence of ‘universal’ religion, we must rid ourselves of its governments and economic systems as well!

    Having said this, if this downfall of this current system/order would occur and we begin anew, I believe every INDIVIDUAL human being should have the right to believe what they want to believe! AS LONG as it is not forced on others, as in universal governments and laws being based on these beliefs.

    If there are small communities that would form, and are based on a spiritual belief, they should be left alone to do so, as long as they don’t try to pander it to other communities. But we are a long way off from this kind of sanity. And so I’m afraid the white man in the sky will continue to be manipulatively used by this piece of shit government and many others as well. The white man in the sky is like herpes, he’s the gift that keeps on giving, whether you like it or not.

    I say, Tear it all down! Sorry, my Capitan, but I have become an ardent fan of anarchy!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Bitter and angry? sojourner, you mis-read Tubularsock’s happy thoughts! You want bitter and angry? Be careful what you ask for because the universe provides!

      You think you can save the “base” numbers? Remember that is your job. Tubularsock blows off you keep the base fringe happy with “happy speech”. Now that we have our jobs clear …….

      You are right on the money in your investigation of politics and religion. It would be nice if everybody would let others believe what they want but you know how that works. I’m so happy with my religion that I want you to be happy as I am so I’ll kill you if you won’t!

      Now, hold on sojourner …. anarchy? Not so fast, just where does a “President” fit in in anarchy? You are going to be out of a job it you keep heading down that road!

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      • sojourner says:

        “Now, hold on sojourner …. anarchy? Not so fast, just where does a “President” fit in in anarchy? You are going to be out of a job it you keep heading down that road!”

        Anarchy is something I will always hold to. But have no fear, my Capitan, I still have to live in the present, and anarchy is not yet here. Although you, as pres, can move us one step closer to it, by throwing out the status quo and forging ahead, plowing the fields, moving the mountains, topping the sundae with a cherry, dotting the i (OSU football, ask Linda), etc, etc.

        See, I’m still thinking in terms of political rhetoric, like “Let me say this about that, we’re working on that issue as I speak! Next question, please!” or “I didn’t have sex with her! Next question, please!” or “You won’t have me to kick around anymore! Next question, please!”



      • tubularsock says:

        Yes you are correct, Tubularsock will let no stone be unturned in the throwing out the status quo and implementing a NEWER-SHINIER-NEW-WORLD ORDER with Linda and you “dotting the i”?

        Tubularsock has often said, “Depends on the definition of inhale. Next question.”

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  11. swo8 says:

    I think my God might be of middle eastern descent. However, we learned a long time ago not to mix religion with politics. We’ve been know to chop off a few heads ourselves over that one.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well we are lead to believe that the SON was a white, blond haired Jew from the Middle East. At least that’s how he is pictured in the story books. Many people lose their head over religion all over the world so to speak!
      Thanks for taking the time to comment, Leslie.

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  12. sojourner says:

    Here’s an article everyone here should be interested in:

    The only thing about this article that really gets me pissed, since I agree with the gist of it, is this English asshole going off all-holier-than-thou, in a political sense, as if his country, first, isn’t responsible for this piece of shit we call ‘home’ (Merica), and second, as if his government hasn’t been complicit as all hell in the U.S. war on Islam and the Arab peoples.

    Typical Brit, head up his ass, drinking a spot of tea, while listening to shit ‘music’! Thus the reason most Europeans hate the English as much as Mericans. Birds of a feather..!

    But his point is spot on, and only backs up my opinion that religion and government are in bed together, and have been for quite a while.


  13. ‘…with Linda and you “dotting the i”?’

    Ahem! Tubularsock, I’m so glad you ask that question, and let me make this perfectly clear. I dot no i’s unless we’re talking handwriting … and those can be pretty damn sloppy if I try to hurry. I humbly and happily defer to my fellow OSU survivor and most esteemed colleague, your exceptional and talented head speechwriter Sojourner, for any such flourishes and furbelows. And lard help us all! – Linda


    • tubularsock says:

      Ok Linda, Tubularsock hardly knows what OSU stands for except another spy organization of the United States Government. But Tubularsock does remember that football was mentioned and that is just depressing! So one of you needs to fill Tubularsock in for his lack of knowledge ….. or not!
      Really, he is happy just the way he is!

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      • sojourner says:

        ‘Dotting the i’: the OSU marching band tradition of ‘Script Ohio’, where the eye is dotted by a sousaphone player. Remember, my Capitan, I was in music, so I know of such things? I also know Chopin couldn’t compose for days after having sex! I think I prefer to remember the former, thank you very much!

        Yes I know, I should be humiliated because I know something about college football. Oh the humanity! I apologize! Please don’t mock and beat me;-)

        I typed dotting the i, meaning the actual ability to complete something, and then remembered the other definition, so knowing Linda also so suffered at the hands of this state run university, it was more of a “jab, jab, get it?” kind of thing.

        Had no idea it would sprout wings and fly! After all, weren’t we once talking about college mascots here?


    • tubularsock says:

      A sousaphone? Is that like a pre-cell phone in Ohio?

      Chopin ……. WHAT? Maybe he was using only base notes!

      Tubularsock does hate football no matter at what level. But I’m glad you cleared up your and Linda’s code words, thanks.

      So Ohio State is a sucky as Ohio …….. no surprise there.


  14. What is OSU? a.k.a. “THE” Ohio State University? Hmm … now you have me wondering. A spy organization’s not a bad guess … they seem to get plenty of money from somewhere for everything but boring academic shit. Actually, the whole scheme looks like a pretext for football. Could just be a clever cover for even worse stuff though. Again, I leave it to Sojourner to provide conclusive evidence. Or not.


  15. sojourner says:

    Yes, you remember right. So, you’re a closet democrat, a Bill Clinton apologist?;-)


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