HO! HO! HO! JOLLY TUBE

Posted: December 22, 2015 in CHRISTMAS, Climate
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  1. swo8 says:

    Haven’t used a real tree in over 20 years.
    Leslie

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  2. sojourner says:

    2050? That seems like a long time. You and I will be dust by then. Everybody worries about the pine tress, what about the aluminum trees? Oh, the alloy!

    For your consideration, and because I am too tired to write a tirade tonight, tantalizing as it might be, here are some early stocking stuffers:

    This post really has me stumped!
    You’re such a cut up, or is that cut down?
    I can’t see the forest for the stumps!
    Those lights above the stumps have me strung out.

    One more:

    I think I’ll make like a stump and leave!

    We use to sing the folllowing in high school:

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    You better not pout
    I’m telling you why
    Santa Claus is dead!

    Bahhhh Humbugggg!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Pining away over dead old pine
      Might just make you lose your mind

      But does it matter any more
      With Santa dead right on the floor

      The cookies and milk will now go bad
      It really is just kind-of-sad

      But in his bag that he’s left behind
      Are all these toys with others in mind

      But fuck that shit they’ll never know
      More for ME that’s the way it goes!

      Santa Claus is dead, indeed!

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  3. LMAO!! I can’t wait! Homo sapiens will become extinct! Oh, my bad! So will the other animals that inhabit this planet. Oh well, all for a GREAT cause, I say!

    Thank you Tubularsock! You made my night!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well, Tubularsock tries ……..

      Tubularsock always loves these climate meeting because the goal they set are ALWAYS 20, 30, 50.
      You never see a goal set for like 2019, 2023 …… it always end in ZERO …… and so do the promises!

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  4. donzo442 says:

    It’s okay everyone, Monsanto is working on genetically modified xmas trees and by 2050 they’ll have the science well in hand and xmas trees a plenty for the land. Genetically modified xmas for an inherently narcissistic people.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Fucking good to know, Tubularsock is ready right now to Eat one for its nutritional value and while you at it Tubularsock will take a heaping bowl of that RoundUp sauce ……. yummmmmmm!

      How could corporate science be wrong?

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    • wolfess says:

      Yes, but if they’re genetically modified by Monsanto breathing in the same house as the tree might cause all manner of disease — just like everything else Monsanto (and now Dow with them) has sprayed, er …. created. Hey, if the only people who can afford their gmo trees are the 1% that might make an excellent way to solve the inequality problem! Who needs a guillotine when we can ‘donate’ a couple of these trees for every flokking [b/c flocked trees are pretty] room in their mcmansions … they’ll be gone in no time; this idea has made me happier than I’ve been all month!!! Thank you Donzo!!!! 😀

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      • tubularsock says:

        Interesting wolfess. Sounds a little “conspiracy theorist” to Tubularsock. Are you two working on something Tubularsock should know about?

        Tubularsock does recall a link between your guillotine wolfess and Don’s graphic wizardry. You guys aren’t teaming up with Alex Jones are you!

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      • wolfess says:

        Excellent suggestion Tube!!!!! I will see about getting in touch with Alex forthwith — with his mouth … uh, brain behind this endeavor it’s sure to work! i think 2016 is going to be a stellar year!!! 🙂

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  5. By 2050, I expect we will be back to using candles and kerosene lamps.

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  6. We do have genetically modified Christmas trees in New Zealand by the way – or it least we did. For some reason they keep getting pulled out in the middle of the night.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Funny that ……. What few people realize is that GMO’s have their own minds and it may be that those GMO trees are migrating on their own.
      Hey, science can do shit like that …… saw it on the Twilight Zone years ago!

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