Tubularsock

Tubularsock is going to have to pull out some information from Tubularsock’s almost, pretty close best seller, SPOOKY GEOMETRY  so as to explain American Foreign Policy.

Tubularsock knows that many are frightened of SCIENCE because as a student you may have had been forced to dissect a dead frog. Well, this is not “dead-frog-science”!

No this is WHAT-THE-FUCK science and once you understand this nothing will be too great for your new formed intellect.

Let Tubularsock began from the simple to the complex.

The United States is practicing BLACK HOLE foreign policy. This is obvious to the casual bystander but often is cloaked in a huge pile of bull shit, that American Presidents have preached over the years, saying that it doesn’t stink.

But YOU know it does. And Tubularsock will show you why ……….

A Black Hole is a geometrically defined region of spacetime exhibiting such strong gravitational effects that nothing — including Iraq, Syria, Libya, and Yemen — can escape from inside it.

The boundary of the region from which no escape is possible is called the event horizon.  Although crossing the event horizon has enormous effect on the fate of the object crossing it, it appears to have no locally detectable features.   

So this Middle Eastern event horizon effect has destabilized these entire areas but you wouldn’t know it if you only watched TV news and read your local newspaper. No those are always filled up with crap with an American Government Propagandistic overlay so, “it appears to have no locally detectable features”  even though those areas we have bombed the hell out of and created havoc.

That is why to the American public this “Refugee Crisis” APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE. And when 9/11 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE the American public were told it was “because they (the terrorists) didn’t like our freedom”!

All of these events APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE leaving the American public at a loss why these disasters have taken place without a clue that WE caused them!

After a black hole has formed, it can continue to grow by absorbing mass from its surroundings. U.S., England, Germany, France, Russia, China ……….

To a distant observer, clocks near a black hole appear to tick more slowly than those further away from the black hole. This is due to gravitational time dilation which makes an object that is falling into a black hole appear to slow down. Which is why YOU feel that this entire War on Terror seems to just go on and on and on. This is the sign that we have started to fall into the black hole.

Those who are falling into a black hole do not notice and their own clocks appear to them to tick normally, they cross the event horizon after a finite time without noting any singular behavior.

So Tubularsock doesn’t want you to worry about ANYTHING!

Relax …….. it just doesn’t matter.

Climate Change

Nuclear Holocaust

Population Explosion 

GMO

Feel better. Well here is the formula you can use to figure out when we cross over the edge.

Black holes are commonly classified according to their mass, independent of angular momentum or electric charge.

So

But whatever you do, pay your library fines before New Years day, you’ll feel better!