Posted: December 27, 2015 in Uncategorized

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Tubularsock is going to have to pull out some information from Tubularsock’s almost, pretty close best seller, SPOOKY GEOMETRY  so as to explain American Foreign Policy.

Tubularsock knows that many are frightened of SCIENCE because as a student you may have had been forced to dissect a dead frog. Well, this is not “dead-frog-science”!

No this is WHAT-THE-FUCK science and once you understand this nothing will be too great for your new formed intellect.

Let Tubularsock began from the simple to the complex.

The United States is practicing BLACK HOLE foreign policy. This is obvious to the casual bystander but often is cloaked in a huge pile of bull shit, that American Presidents have preached over the years, saying that it doesn’t stink.

But YOU know it does. And Tubularsock will show you why ……….

A Black Hole is a geometrically defined region of spacetime exhibiting such strong gravitational effects that nothing — including Iraq, Syria, Libya, and Yemen — can escape from inside it.

Tube BlackHoleFP

The boundary of the region from which no escape is possible is called the event horizon.  Although crossing the event horizon has enormous effect on the fate of the object crossing it, it appears to have no locally detectable features.   

So this Middle Eastern event horizon effect has destabilized these entire areas but you wouldn’t know it if you only watched TV news and read your local newspaper. No those are always filled up with crap with an American Government Propagandistic overlay so, “it appears to have no locally detectable features”  even though those areas we have bombed the hell out of and created havoc.

That is why to the American public this “Refugee Crisis” APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE. And when 9/11 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE the American public were told it was “because they (the terrorists) didn’t like our freedom”!

All of these events APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE leaving the American public at a loss why these disasters have taken place without a clue that WE caused them!

After a black hole has formed, it can continue to grow by absorbing mass from its surroundings. U.S., England, Germany, France, Russia, China ……….

To a distant observer, clocks near a black hole appear to tick more slowly than those further away from the black hole. This is due to gravitational time dilation which makes an object that is falling into a black hole appear to slow down. Which is why YOU feel that this entire War on Terror seems to just go on and on and on. This is the sign that we have started to fall into the black hole.

Those who are falling into a black hole do not notice and their own clocks appear to them to tick normally, they cross the event horizon after a finite time without noting any singular behavior.

So Tubularsock doesn’t want you to worry about ANYTHING!

Relax …….. it just doesn’t matter.

Climate Change

Nuclear Holocaust

Population Explosion 


Feel better. Well here is the formula you can use to figure out when we cross over the edge.

Black holes are commonly classified according to their mass, independent of angular momentum or electric charge.



But whatever you do, pay your library fines before New Years day, you’ll feel better!


  1. Tubularsock, No library fines here, not for decades. Only because they began letting me keep things a bit longer. In sad fact, it may be the only thing I’m not behind on!
    Do we americans live in flatland or something, with entire dimensions of the universe unknown and unsuspected by us, until we bump into some odd intrusion … like other countries and their people? It could explain us, some. But not a lot. And maybe I just hate thinking so damn much done in our name with our money and blood is just sheer idiocy, greed, cruelty, indifference and/or selfishness.
    Thanks for once again helping explain things for us chronic science-phobes … BTW, it was the smell that always put me off the frogs. – Linda

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  2. 1EarthUnited says:

    Reblogged this on 1EarthUnited and commented:
    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year Tubes!
    Thanks for trying to explain US Foreign policy via black hole physics. Lest you forget black holes actually serve a purpose in the scheme of things, creating matter and energy in other dimensions/universes.
    US foreign policy serves no one except for short sighted psychopathic elite… a snake consuming it’s own tail.
    Ultimately we just need more eggnog and good cheer to survive this geopolitical hangover.
    “A Merry Christmas to us all; God bless us, every one!”

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh so true 1EarthUnited …… but Black Holes also suck things to oblivion as well!

      But Tubularsock totally agrees …. eggnog IS THE ANSWER! Ahh, what was the question again?

      Thanks for the reblog, you are too kind.

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      • 1EarthUnited says:

        Yes, it sucks to be on the wrong side of a black hole…. perhaps more tubularsocks in this world can plug the damage? Just say NO to the big sucking sound that is US. Tubes for prez in 2016!
        You have my support! 🙂

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      • tubularsock says:

        Once again 1Earth, Tubularsock couldn’t agree with you more. And lucky for ALL MY FELLOW AMERICANS Tubularsock’s presidential bid has gained a tremendous boost after the Republican and Democratic debates. With both parties stupidity exposed ……. Tubularsock’s poll numbers skyrocketed.

        Thanks for you support 1Earth.


  3. swo8 says:

    Very impressive formula.

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  4. donzo442 says:

    MENA is a black hole from which there is no return. No event horizon either. MENA = Middle East North Africa. It’s all a fucking trick. Smoke and mirrors. Dog and pony antics.
    So –
    with mass being the sum of all fear and/or political bullshit
    And –
    energy being the subset of ability to absorb the political bullshit
    Then –
    speed is abstract political bullshit and nothing else matters EXCEPT
    allegiance to Empire and the wars that define a narcissistic need to kill.

    Brilliant thesis Tubularsock and your formula is sound as calculus can be calculus.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Don, Tubularsock is pleased and excited to be working with a scientific mind such as yours!
      The brilliance is all yours ……. MENA is surely a fundamental formula of universal thought!

      Tubularsock has contacted Dr. Sureasucker at MIT and sent him your MENA formula. Is this exciting or what?

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      • donzo442 says:

        Most of the credit for the MENA formula should go to Dr. Bob. Brilliant if not somewhat scattered mind but, he is one fucking hoot after several tequila shooters and a cold beer.
        I don’t care for MIT the place nor it’s crude elitism. They mock what is not their own. Fuck them!

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      • tubularsock says:

        Ok, ok ……. Dr.Sureasucker is not a match for Dr. Bob when it comes to tequila shooters and cold beer. Dr. Bob’s brilliant scattered mind does out shine the MIT elitist Dr. Sureasucker for sure.

        The only reason Tubularsock sent Dr. Sureasucker your MENA formula is that more often than not the “elitist-good-ol’-boy-network can doctor formulas when necessary to meet a variety of needs.

        Where Dr. Bob has that ahhh, how is that said, oh yeah, honest-integrity. Not a strong suit in our modern day corporate-political paradigm.


  5. Michael Fuhrig says:

    You never cease to amaze me. You’re a true Renaissance Man—you’re an analyst..a comedian…a philosopher…an economist…a social critic…a historian…a statesman…a politician…and now a physicist! Hook yourself up with one of our presidential candidates and you could also be a kingmaker–or queen maker, as the case may be, if Hilary gets the nomination.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well thanks Mike, Tubularsock has to agree ….. just to be polite.

      As Tubularsock keeps repeating to you ….. Hilary is already President. It has already been arranged. Forget the nomination, that is just for show. Forget the vote, that is just for show.

      Somehow you still believe in “the system” rather than “THE SYSTEM”.
      Trust Tubularsock on this ……… THE FIX IS IN.


  6. sojourner says:

    What’s a library? Is it a “fine” place?

    I fell into a blackhole once, and I ended up here.

    So screw the formula! A blackhole is simply hell!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now sojourner …… hell is not simple!

      A library IS a “fine” place for many but not if you don’t return your materials before the fine-time.

      You may remember if Tubularsock puts it this way …… the library was where the girls are and you could check them out BUT NOT check them out! But that was way back in the day.

      Today it all boils down to a cell phone. How they all fit in it, well Tubularsock really doesn’t know.

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      • sojourner says:

        Hell is not simple? perhaps? But it is pandered by SIMPLEtons!

        I played gigs, that’s where I checked out the girls.

        I had my fill of the library, “the stacks,” in college. It was spooky and smelled funny.

        This is why I am the well informed genius I am today;-)

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      • tubularsock says:

        Yeah, gigs and girls do go together. And libraries do have a smell to them. So Tubularsock assumes here that it was the girls and not the small that made you the “well informed genius” you are today.


  7. It’s almost as if the government has made context illegal in mainstream media reporting. Perhaps you should check the statutes – there may be a law against it.

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  8. Geneviève says:

    Now hold on here, Tuby, your almost best seller Spooky Geometry, was supposed to be sent to me in the hardcover PDF format, remember? I sent you the Chinese Morrocan leather, or some such currency we both agreed upon, but it never arrived? Go figure! Maybe the new currency is Korean Morrocan leather? Perhaps the currency bounced? Anyway, I’m still looking forward to receiving a signed PDF hardcover of your most amazing book, the little tidbits you disclose about it makes me want it as soon as possible (assuming the currency I sent is correct).

    Anyway, my runaway bestseller Politicians Wear Masks, has a new cover (hardcover only, though), here it is:

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well like all good things it will arrive ……. It may have been delayed due to your name change Genie. You see, as important as Tubularsock’s almost-nearly best seller Spooky Geometry happens to be its arrival depends on who you are and whether YOU, Geneviéve are Genie or an interloper.

      It will take time to sort this out. The type of currency really matters not because we both know that currency value is in the mind of the holder.

      And a hardcover PDF is much heaver than it looks so there may be a delay due to postage due …… who can say?

      However Tubularsock is much more concerned with your new cover on Politicians Wear Masks.

      It is brilliant except it is not complete. Seems odd to Tubularsock as well. Tubularsock has the original photograph of this scene and it shows most clearly the super-hero TUBULARSOCK standing near the back door. Perhaps you have been sold a photoshoped copy or something.

      I’m sure all this will find its proper place in the annals of history.

      Thanks Genie, ahhh Geneviéve, ahhh oh well ……..

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      • Geneviève says:

        Tuby, my name is Geneviéve, Genie is just my nickname.
        I’ve gone back and forth with using my name and then my nickname because everyone calls me Genie, go figure, but full names are important, especially for a Guru, like me, you see, my disciples know me as Guru Genie (some even add an HRH and a Sant Sat, before Guru Genie!), but I thought that with my poetry, I should say my birth name in its entirety: Geneviéve, oh sure, I still expect the nickname to be used (and why not? I call you Tuby!), and why not? We all love baby names/nicknames!

        As for your book, you did say that it would arrive in PDF format with rhinestones, or was that rhyme-stones? Either way, one thing is certain: a signed copy, (hand signed, of course.)

        Tuby, you didn’t look close enough at my new cover of my runaway bestseller Politicians Wear Masks, you are there, but in your shadow form, that’s why you’re invisible, remember? It’s in your 5,94944th chapter on Spooky Geometry.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Well Tubularsock knows a couple of ex-cons that have aliases so call it what you will.

        And Tubularsock doesn’t mind Tuby as a nickname because Tubularsock has been called things far worse.

        Tubularsock does love “rhyme-stones” and the entire hardcover PDF cover are just filled with them ….. so arty.

        Damn, Geneviéve Tubularsock sees it now. Tubularsock had to flip it over and look on the back because on THIS copy the shadow bled through. But it was there just as you said!

        Spooky Geometry does cover everything! A brilliant work if Tubularsock does say so himself!

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  9. dougstuber says:

    Genocide, Slavery, Greed

    We cry for the slavery that led to such wealth,

    This is not just the land of the free.

    We witness genocide all over this earth.

    What can we do to end greed?

    We cry for the land, full of modified crops

    We must work to save human life.

    What will our grandchildren have to live through

    Since our appetite causes such strife?

    The oil wars that started a decade ago

    Have moved toward the Caspian Sea.

    We are the dissidents, loud, without fear,

    Even if we are cut at the knees.

    We cry for the news they keep off TV,

    The grapevine could snap any day.

    Disinformation is the age we live in,

    So who’s going to show us the way?

    The answer is simple, we grow as a team,

    A new brotherhood in the light.

    We must build the village, invite all your friends,

    This is no time to give up the fight!

    They have all the bombs, the juntas abound,

    Monsanto is spraying the poor.

    We must dig our hands into arable land

    Or genetics will foul every spore.

    Profit mongers have sucked the earth dry,

    We must reclaim all that we can.

    Industrial China, the last frontier,

    Soon money will own every man.

    The kids on the streets are locked-down together,

    Push a bike, and you could get ten years!

    All this is forced because we stopped caring,

    Yet some offer blood, sweat and tears.

    We couldn’t stop bosses from shipping our jobs,

    The replacement is for-profit jails.

    Our schools are rotting, so teach if you can,

    Where it counts, not Harvard or Yale.

    The time is upon us, united as friends

    We can make anything grow.

    Come join the party, sing and dance all the day,

    Tomorrow we get out the vote.

    We cry for the genocide, slavery, greed

    That persists after thousands of years.

    It’s late, but there’s time, if we really work hard

    We can stop the torrent of tears.

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