WILD RUMOR OR FACT?

Posted: August 23, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, bull shit as an art form, GOSSIP
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WILD RUMOR OR FACT?

It has been reported that Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump went “sight seeing” in Dubrovnik, Croatia with an unidentified male that many have reported bore the likeness of the leading U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock.

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These early reports are based upon an Instagram photo and from this reporter’s review of that photo, the likeness of the subject does resemble the debonaire U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock. However there is a question about the identification of these two women as Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump. They just look suspicious.

This is a late breaking critical news story so as new information is released we’ll keep you updated.

A call made to Tubularsock’s Campaign Headquarters was not returned before we ran wildly with this story so it would be hot off the press if there are any presses to run anything off of anymore.

There is a suspicion that the Tubularsock Campaign Committee later photo-shopped this photo in order to remove the candidate. At this time this is pure speculation! We have asked several renowned photo experts about this possibility. They have said that it is highly suspect.

“The give-away, “states Dr. John Knowless of MIT, is the suspicious beady-looking-eyes of the two subjects. Really? Would you trust them?”

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Now, you may not know that People Magazine has indicated that Wendi and Ivanka have had a long time friendship and Murdoch had even set up the introduction between Trump and her now-husband Jared Kushner.

It is a known fact with substantial documentation that Tubularsock had absolutely no known contact with Ivanka or Jared but it has been rumored in the National Enquirer that Tubularsock had been “palling around” with Wendi right after Rupert Murdoch, 85, filed for divorce from Deng, 47, after 14 years of marriage in June 2013.

It was reported that Rupert grew suspicious of Wendi’s relationship with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. And Tubularsock sandwiched himself into Wendi’s revolving door activities just before her rumored “girlfriend” status with Valdimir Putin.

When asked about this alleged “sandwiched-palling” Tubularsock offhandedly responded, “No comment” and then boarded his awaiting Lear-Jet to Havana for a quick Cuban-Style Picadillo lunch.

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Comments
  1. sojourner says:

    Next time keep your hand out of your pocket!

    Liked by 3 people

  2. swo8 says:

    Our neighbours are in Croatia at the moment too. I’ll tell them to keep their eyes open for you.
    Leslie

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Tubularsock, Hope you’re not so busy with this alleged high-flying social life that your campaign will suffer!
    But I have a question: is there a measurable difference these days between wild rumors and facts? I can’t always tell, and have to rely on your updates. There should be some quick test for them … something like the OTC pregnancy tests … or maybe more like the cute colon-cancer ones where you mail in a poop sample. Could be another great product for your emporium, I’d think.
    Thanks for keeping us all in the know! – Linda

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well Linda, Tubularsock thanks you ever so kindly for providing more quality product devolvement ideas for Tubularsock’s Mega Emporium. And don’t be the least concerned about Tubularsock’s “alleged high-flying social life” getting in the way of Tubularsock’s full spectrum Presidential campaign.

      “All things in their proper time or even faster” is one of many Tubularsock’s mottos
      that of course are on sale in the Motto section of Tubularsock’s Mega Emporium Catalog. And if you use the special secret code “ ” you’ll be able to acquire two mottos for the price of one. But hurry, current stock is limited.

      And now to answer your question:

      Yes and well, ahhhhh No. “Measurable difference” is the key phrase here. Wild rumors, really are only facts that haven’t been given the “light-of-day”. And that is why the government always locks them away for 50 years for national security reasons.

      However, lucky for you Linda, Tubularsock’s Mega Emporium has just put on sale the extremely accurate FACTRUMOR that can be used to measure measurable differences between facts and wild rumor.

      The dial reads usually around 3000bss when it comes out of the box. This is not a malfunction but an actual base reading of how much Bull Shit that surrounds us in our daily lives. And of course the Tubularsock Mega Emporium Catalogue has an entire section devoted to PROTECTIVE GEAR FOR ALL OCCASIONS by Gucci.

      Thank you so much for your query.

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      • Sigh. I might have known you were, as usual, way ahead of me. As a fairly organic gardener, I suppose it’s comforting to know we’re unlikely to run short of fertilizer any time soon. As a fairly organic citizen … things are less comforting, somehow. And haz-mat gear, designer or knock-off, is bloody hot this time of year. Still, it’s good to know you have us covered, so to speak.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Linda, so glad you see the positive when it come to fertilizer. The bull shit is most plentiful but don’t you forget the old back up when things get hot and heavy on the political front ……. you know, the old chicken-shit! In this election they’ll be plenty of that coming down the chute.

        May your organic efforts bloom!

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  4. My neighbor wants to know if you double dated with Putin and if he an Murdoch are still an item.

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    • tubularsock says:

      DrB. your neighbor has a RIGHT to know and fortunately Tubularsock is in the position to “tell-some” but not all because a gentleman has discretion in these types of matters.

      However, because you asked ……. Yes! Tubularsock did have a double date with Murdoch and Putin THAT IS A FACT of sorts. But the way this happened isn’t as clear cut as your neighbor would have liked it to be Tubularsock supposes.

      It was like this, Wendi and Tubularsock were invited to pal around together on the $400 million yacht of Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. “Romie” and Tubularsock had some business to discuss (you know natural gas and stuff) and Wendi just wanted to come along. You know, pals do that.

      It just happened that Romie, a close friend of Putin had invited Vlad for a float and Wendi and Tubularsock and Vlad all palled around on the $400 million yacht out of site of the paparazzi.

      Because Vlad is Vlad he thought Wendi was “his date” and Tubularsock knew Wendi was Tubularsock’s date so in a way Wendi did double date and so did Tubularsock.

      So the answer again to your neighbor’s question is YES!

      The second query. After palling around with Tubularsock how could your neighbor ever assume that Wendi would “still” be even interested in Putin? Get real!

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      • sojourner says:

        And the enigma that is the Tube begins to unravel!

        The closest I can come to any of this is, my mother, in the early forties, was hit upon by a guy wearing a cowboy outfit. Of course, my mother thought he was crazy and rejected him. Turns out, the cowboy was Roy Rogers!

        I could have been wealthy and powerful! I could have been a little pig and been stuffed like Trigger!

        “I could a been a contender! I could a been somebody!”

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      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, you stick with Tubularsock and you ARE somebody. It’s not what you know but WHO you know.
        Tubularsock shouldn’t be the one to explain this to you but IF your mother had taken up with Roy, that combination biologically wouldn’t have produced YOU. Then you wouldn’t be here at all. See, a successful contender you are.

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  5. sojourner says:

    “Tubularsock shouldn’t be the one to explain this to you but IF your mother had taken up with Roy, that combination biologically wouldn’t have produced YOU. Then you wouldn’t be here at all…”

    Now it hurts even WORSE! Thanks a lot!

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