Now Tubularsock knows that people are always sometimes interested in the makings of a political career. And it is a job that is a wonderful permanent temporary position for the individual who is looking for an expansive contracting position in life which is openly closed to any creatively mundane purpose.
By popular demand Tubularsock was asked to help the hoi polloi understand how they too could become President of the United States of America some day.
And the best way to expose explain the process is by providing DIRECT EXPERIENCE of the intricacies of the political process by using Tubularsock’s OWN, on going, campaign as a boilerplate of the political process.
Therefore, when you are ready to be enlightened, enter NOW into the catacombs of the political process. And as you proceed do be careful of the loose and decaying bones of Ghosts of Campaigns Past. Tippecanoe and Tubularsock Too! Go ahead, sing along!
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TUBULARSOCK POLITICAL TREATISE: ROAD TO THE PRESIDENCY 2016
Tubularsock 
I thought it all had to do with Parkinson’s disease and a sexual predator for a husband, or bad hair-dos and a big, stupid mouth! You mean there is more?
Even if there is more, I have decided, just recently, to have my brain implanted into a twenty-five year old body (male, that is, with lungs that work, an active thyroid, and a few other perks, if you get my drift?), and then seek an honorable career, such as becoming an ambulance chasing shyster, or a Pig Pharma drug dealer, or a pimp.
I’m sorry, I just could never stoop so low as to ever seek a career in politics!
No offense to you, Tube, of course. I mean, after all, you tried (sorta), and like Rand Paul’s daddy, you just couldn’t sink to the depths of degradation needed to become pres of this here piece o shit!
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Dear Mr. sojourner:
Thank you so much for your input into Tubularsock’s Presidential Bid. Yes, we have all been cynical and disappointed in our lives and wished for change. And Tubularsock is here to tell you that YOU TOO could be President of the United States of America.
Tubularsock knows all the bad feelings people feel toward the political class but let Tubularsock assure you that this is A NEW DAY in our GREAT LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE! (cue the red white and blue balloons)
Sure there are shysters, and pimps, and Big Pharma drug dealers but they are still all AMERICANS and we stand shoulder to shoulder with all our good citizens. We as citizens can do a far better job at being shysters, and pimps, and Big Pharma drug dealers than anyone else in the world because WE ARE AMERICANS!
Tubularsock is here to tell you that he can “stoop low” to carry his fellow citizens on his back and help each and everyone of them lift themselves up by their bootstraps!
So before Tubularsock bids you a-due let us sing a grand round of the STAR SPANGLED BANNER ….. you start sojourner.
Your future President, Tubularsock
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I’m having one of those twilight zone moments, and I’m not kidding.
While eating lunch just now, I ran across the movie 1984 on the boob-tube. And As I was watching, I began to realize I felt a kinship with the main character. And Although I know we are not that far gone yet, there was something in what I was watching that seemed to be more than real to me. I had seen 1984 and read the book many years ago, when it was just a movie and another book to me. But now, all these years later, this movie was much more like watching a bizarre documentary than just a movie.
So your Big Brother response here, was a little too surreal at the moment! But I should be used to surreal by now, since it is with me 24/7/365 these days!
Having said all that, Save Me, Big Bro Tube! Calgonularsock, take me away!
But don’t be surprised, President-select Tube, if the dreaded THEY show up, in the middle of the night, and take you before the high priest, pharisees and Sadducee, and then hall your ass up on a mountain and nail you to a tree!
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Tubularsock believes we have been living in 1984 just about ahhh, 1776. It is scary when one looks back on old history books and find little that is even close to truth. As you, sojourner and Tubularsock, are well aware of in this life time 1984 is everyday life within the system. And Tubularsock knows you’ll agree that what we need to do is VOTE more. (ok, just kidding! thought I’d just mention that Tubularsock was kidding before you went off and beat your monitor to pieces)
Thanks for the comment.
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I knew you were kidding! But thanks for saving my monitor anyway!;-) I have about ten of them, since I’m such a laid back mellow type?
Yep, we don’t really know what happened in the past, do we. And 1984 has been for a long time, I was just asleep for a portion of that time. But no more!
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Fascinating, can’t wait to hear more.
Leslie
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Thanks Leslie, just a matter of time.
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