Well it was bound to happen our dear fumble bumble Vice President DencePence in protest at the opening of the Winter Olympic Games in South Korea “took a butt” rather than a knee to protest. And HE’S a very white guy!

And really after all that sturm and drang about the NLF players with that knee thing and here is DencePence “taking a butt” to protest at a sports event.

And sure, it takes an ass to “take a butt”. No question!


Wouldn’t it be just great if some South Korean Olympic owner would stand up and say, “you are fired you son of a bitch”!

But that won’t happen because Koreans are a polite people and a public outburst of that nature would ONLY be acted out by a “round-eyed barbarian”. Proper decorum is still practiced in Asia.

You see at the opening of the Olympic Games both the South and North Koreans entered the proceedings together. You know, as Koreans.

But for DencePence that was NOT ACCEPTABLE because he represents a two Korean world. And HE’S a very white guy!

So in PROTEST he “took a butt” and didn’t stand as others did out of respect for the teams.

“At the opening ceremonies on Friday, Pence sat stone-faced in his seat as Moon and North Korean officials stood together with much of the stadium to applaud their joint team of athletes. White House officials stressed that Pence had applauded only for the American team, but Asia experts said the vice president’s refusal to stand could be seen as disrespectful to the hosts.” (By ZEKE MILLER and MATTHEW PENNINGTON | Sat, February 10, 2018)

Now DencePence has been spending his time warning everyone that North Korea was attempting to, “hijack the message and imagery of the Olympic Games” and to promote dialogue between the North and South.

This dialogue, is “propaganda” from DencePense’s point of view. And we sure can’t have that, now can we?

And who is this WE?

Koreans or Americans.



  1. Lara/Trace says:

    Backfire? I think America looks ridiculous now (and for a long time)

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Tubularsock agrees LT. It is just another case of the Ugly American on the world stage. And this time it is really ugly …….. but Tubularsock doesn’t think anyone was surprised. Next time Tubularsock wouldn’t invite the U.S. because they can’t behave in public!

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  2. swo8 says:

    Stirring up controversy is good for the military business. You tell the Tube!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. sojourner says:

    You actually watch this shit? Tube, you must be bored!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Tubularsock never watchs sports events but from time to time Tubularsock will venture forth to see the highlights BUT YES, only when Tubularsock is board.

      So the short answer is YES to boredom, sojourner.

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      • sojourner says:

        You watched the State of The Union, didn’t you? That’s kinda like a sport, or at least it has some physicality to it, you know, when the assholes stand up and sit down and pretend they give a shit.

        Good for you, Tube! I was afraid you were one of those left leaning types who bitch about team sports, but then tune into the olympics every four years, and watch the ultimate in TEAM sports!

        By the way, Is Pence dating his mother?

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      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, we All “date our mothers”, according to Freud.

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      • Sha'Tara says:

        I tried to date my mom once. She was offended and said, “you never ask a lady her age. Some day you’ll understand how important that is.” Don’t girls date their fathers or did Freud not write about that part of the relationship? Oh well… darting out of here now.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Sha’Tara, If you “date” your mother and end up in the Pub “darting”, you may end up not understanding your “dating” relationship with your father which only Freud could “point” out to you by “darting”.

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  4. Jay says:

    Haha, butt.

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  5. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: As you well know (because you know everything) our esteemed VP Pence (blaacchh.. the sound of me puking my guts out!) was just channeling John Foster Dulles, Secretary of State under Dwight Eisenhower. A Dulles incident that occurred at the 1954 Geneva Conference, which was trying to settle postwar Vietnam after the Vietnamese (under communist leader Ho Chi Minh) had defeated the French (surreptitiously aided by the US) could explain this. In a room full of delegates from many nations Chou En Lai, foreign minister of Red China, came all the way across the room to shake Dulles’s hand. There had been American animosity since 1950 to China who had aided North Korea in the Korean War. As Chou approached, Dulles turned his back on him and walked out of the room-to the shock of all who were there.
    Winston Churchill once referred to Dulles as “the only bull I have ever known who carries his China shop around with him…” Perhaps we can add Pence and Trump to this definition as well. Winston Churchill where are you now that we REALLY need you?

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  6. He could have sat on his face, it would have been the same result.

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  7. sojourner says:

    “sojourner, we All “date our mothers”, according to Freud.”

    How apropos, Tube, since I just posted this today:

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: the solution to the whole North Korean problem came to me in a flash–a great patriot will save us:

    The situation with North Korea is very tense…
    As underscored by the actions of VP Pence…
    But the solution to this is close at hand…
    A solution that could save our wonderful land…
    From the horrors of nuclear war…
    Our savior is a guy who knows the score..
    It’s our own charming and charismatic Tubularsock
    Save us Tube from an atomic shock…
    Kim Yo Jong… Kim Jong Un’s sister…
    Is known to be without a mister…
    Up to now her ultimate fate..
    Has been dedication to the North Korean state…
    So Tube.. do your duty…
    Start a courtship with this Korean beauty…
    And bring her back to the USA..
    Thus heroically saving the day…
    So long as she resides on American soil…
    Her brother’s temper won’t come to a boil…
    And he won’t launch a nuclear strike…
    Which, believe me, none of us would like..
    So come on Tube…
    Turn on the charm…
    And save your country from nuclear harm…

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh come on Batt
      Somethin’ matter with that

      How can Tube beat those stakes
      And dodge that bullet that romance takes

      Oh no you don’t with that atomic crap
      Won’t lead Tube with that fatal map

      No! ……. freedom is where it’s at
      And no love potion can change that fact

      So the U.S. demise is on Trump’s dime
      And Tubularsock will be just FINE!


  9. Batt Guano says:

    Ok Tube, don’t say I never gave you the chance to be a national hero. Your face could have been on US currency; they could have erected a statue of you in Washington D.C.; Steven Spielberg could have directed a movie about you, and Hell, they might even have developed a video game based on you. I guess it’s up to Bill Clinton, he might be a bit old for Kim’s sister, but he’d give it a try I am sure.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well Batt, we know Bill is a pedophile for young women so he has the experience that Tubularsock has no interest in obtaining. However Tubularsock knows a very good dry-cleaner!


  10. Jay says:

    So have we made any progress on bringing “Knock, Knock, Knocking on ISIS Door” to the big screen?

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Well Jay, it has been a slow GO. When those ISIS guys have their masks on it is difficult to tell which ones Tubularsock has auditioned.

      But the sound track is coming along using the “Rat-Tat-Tat” of gun fire.


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