Archive for March, 2024

Rep. Jared Moskowitz —- cum now!

Tubularsock just loves gossip. And the dumbness of gossip makes it funny.

No matter how Harsh it happens to be.

And often gossip is wayyyy off the mark and that is where the REAL fun starts.

Florida’s Representative in Congress, Jared Moskowitz sent out the following “tweet”:

It was meant as a joke but he awakened to the fact that it was, according to him, “inappropriate”.

Boy oh boy, Jared you aren’t much fun!

But this is where Tubularsock comes to the rescue! And on a WHITE horse, of course!

Jared, you have to be more accurate about GrandPa Joe the walking cadaver.

Your “cartoon” would be much closer to the truth with this rendition:

Jared, PedaJoe would have been intimidated by your rendition!

Tubularsock’s rendition pins the tail on the donkey!

Don’t thank Tubularsock now and please consult Tubularsock so he can keep you on track.

Tubularsock is positive that your communications director will be behind both of us.

Oh. And in your spare time maybe you could stop Israel from continuing the current GENOCIDE!

Way back in the last century, Tubularsock taught high school history for many years until he discovered that in order to eat well, a person needed a job that paid enough so one could do just that.

As a teacher often you are paid a very low salary yet carry a huge responsibility, if one takes their career to heart. Now things have improved somewhat, but back in the good old days Tubularsock figured out that his hourly wage hovered at just about EIGHTY CENTS an hour.

Now this isn’t based on the time spent in the classroom, but on the time reading and commenting on the students’ work and creating lectures and activities to enhance a study that is not at the top of a teenager’s mind.

But today we as a culture have reached the pinnacle of teaching/student success.

And Tubularsock is speaking of AI !

Yes, AI!

Don’t think so? Well here is where we as a culture are headed, and the first beginnings are happening NOW!

Students have discovered that they can turn over ANY subject to their computer and plug in a subject and allow ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE to write their paper for them.

However the student has nothing on the teacher!

So what we now have is AI collective knowledge being evaluated, corrected and graded by AI!

Finally! Just what is the purpose of the teacher and the student any longer?

JUST HOW PERFECT CAN IT GET?

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE is just HUMAN KNOWLEDGE at high speed.

Which means that when a human makes a mistake because human thought is always in slower motion than there is a possibility of correcting it before whatever disaster happens. Or at least sometimes.

When that same mistake is followed by AI, by the time AI recognizes it is an error AI has acted on it and bye-bye baby!

What’s next?

Think Junior Prom!

You sit home alone and plug in your AI and “date” your perfect date selection and dance the night away. AHHHH, what memories …… JUST PERFECT!

And the chance of pregnancy is foiled!

Here is looking for a bright and ideal future!