KEYS TO MY CAR
@DMS3 6/15/25
It may not be funny
It may not be fun
It may be way better
If you’re on the run
The facts show the purpose
The facts shows the gun
You only shot once
Was not all that fun
Now you’re running and hiding
Afraid of being caught
For something you did
Cause you just felt distraught
Now you had your reasons
They may even be true
But killing another
Is a harsh thing to do
If you are as tricky
As you hope you are
I’d not spend much time
In this dark lonesome bar
Well do I think you’re guilty
AND YES I FEEL JARRED
Oh fuck all that
Here’s the keys to my car!
TUBULARSOCK WOULD BE INTERESTED IN YOUR COMMENTS AND THOUGHTS.
Tubularsock 
Guess he didn’t shoot your car, or maybe he did. No wonder you gave him (her?) the keys.
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The very first thing Tubularsock learned as a small Tubularsock was how to RUN in times of danger.
And the car is fine as well.
Thank you KO for taking the time to comment.
Cheers though Duck!
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I’m one for getting out of the way and hiding. Call me Chicken or Scaredy Cat.
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A SMART COOKIE may be a far better descriptive for you KO. Keep your running shoes on!
Cheers.
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The chief of police told us to leave the keys to our cars at the front door so the thieves would have ready access to them and not have to rummage around our home keeping us at gun point. My suggestion would be, be sure your car is old and covered in duct tape. Not high on the list for thieves to take. How’s that for law and order?
Leslie
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Leslie your police chief has interesting advice but Tubularsock is with you and duck tape fixes many a problem!
Cheers.
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Indeed it does!
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I had to quit driving because I kept losing the keys to my car.
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Ahhh, DrB. The old lost key in the ignition trick.
“No officer I wasn’t speeding in my car at a hundred and three miles an hour!”
“I don’t have my keys except the ones in the ignition!”
However, Tubularsock has more of the problem of finding the car rather than the key.
Stay safe and look both ways before you cross the street!
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I wouldn’t give Netanyahu the keys to my car even if he had a gun to my head!
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SB, this is wise advice. Tubularsock would go one step farther and not even give him the time of day!
Happy days are here again.
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