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BIRD BRAINS

Posted: August 18, 2025 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY
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A guest blog from a great friend of Tubularsock.

And of course Tubularsock is in total agreement.

Your comments are welcome ……… enjoy!

BIRD BRAINS

                       The Crow and the Hawk

About six months ago, a crow showed up on our deck.
We have many crows flying over our yard, occasionally hanging
out for awhile in our trees, before they move on.
This crow was different.
We found out that he had been abandoned as a very young crow,
“saved’” and adopted by some people in the neighborhood.
So he grew up in what for a crow would be an “abnormal family,
setting”, never really fully learning to be a “regular” crow, nor how to comport himself as a crow. . .
When his “people” moved away, he was left to fend for himself
and of course sought out what he knew—humans.
The other crows in the neighborhood shunned him.
He was not a “regular” crow.
So he inserted himself into human groups and gatherings.
Some of the humans saw him as obnoxious, pushy, and destructive.
He demanded to enter houses, tore up decorative flags
and umbrellas, tapped on windows to be let in . . .
He was a fellow WITHOUT BOUNDARIES.
Other humans found him “cute”, a “phenomenon”, a “charming trickster”. . .

I personally found him scary.
It was the no-boundaries.
The pushiness.
The destructiveness.
The refusal to leave when asked.
The seeming sense of “entitlement”.
His attempts to “dominate” our deck.

We tried kindness.
We tried words.
We put up decoy spinners.
We resorted to the hose.
And then to nails on the railings.
Nothing deterred him.
Until he encountered a visiting HAWK.
Then the crow RAN (flew) as fast as he legs (wings) would
carry him.
Ducking for cover.
Hiding.
If he could have managed it—tail between his legs.
The crow had met a powerhouse that quite simply he was no match for.
Would never be.
Trump and Putin.
Meeting in Alaska.
The Ukraine question.
The bully crow (Trump) caved (wisely)
when he met the hawk (Putin)
A crow doesn’t “negotiate” with a hawk.
He needs only his instincts to tell him he is out-matched, out-smarted, and out-powered.
“And he flew home as fast as Air Force One would carry him—right into Sean Hannity’s loving arms.”

THE PROFUNDITY OF THE STUPIDITY

Posted: May 1, 2025 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, corruption, Delusional, economics
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Once again Tubularsock is in awe of the profundity of the stupidity of our governmental “leaders”.

Oh, nothing new here. But it does boggle the mind. Pass the whiskey.

The amount of shit-ism is astounding. It is the last historical steps of an empire that has lost all semblance of intelligence and is on the rapid decline to oblivion.

And who would be the epitome of this total downfall?

Donald Trump. An empty box with a clown like bloated face and hair that looks like a cheap mop. Seriously, a Costco discounted mop from China!

Now to be fair, old fucked-up Joe Biden helped a great deal to fuck up the economy and the country even if he DIDN’T know which country he was in at any given time.

As well as the Oligarchy’s—-“white-man’s-step-and-fetch-it”, Obummer with a white mother who was a spook with the CIA or the head up his butt Little Shrub all contributed to the country’s decline as the bottom is coming into view.

It is a surprise it has lasted this long.

And the citizens that seem to be all asleep may even start a revolution when the shelves at Walmart or Costco empty out.
Or as odd as it seems instead of our Founding Father’s Call for “LIBERTY” and “JUSTICE” for some we in today’s lexicon call for “CHEAP EGGS” !
Sure that cracks Tubularsock up even if it is Tubularsock’s own yoke. HA-HA-HA!
So now what a wonderful time for Tubularsock’s Two-Minute Soliloquy :
With the future moving in fast and a people not even aghast. Is the WE THE PEOPLE project crashing to an end. Really, has it really ever began?
Our history has shown we haven’t been the brightest with slavery and the land grab from those who lived on it before we showed up.
From all the wars we helped to create and our slaughtering of jillions of people in the name of saving the world.

Yeah, maybe it is time to let it all go and just accept the seemingly fact that we have failed our “democratic” experiment.

TO BE SURE: Many political types will defiantly send out “A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER”!

Rest assured!

WHEN THE SYNTHETIC RUBBER HITS THE ROAD!

Posted: February 4, 2025 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bull Shit, China, CIA, corruption, Donald Trump, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, STEVE BANNON
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Tubularsock has spent his life steeped in BULL SHIT.
Oh sure, it can be a great hobby.

When Tubularsock really gets down and dirty Tubularsock ALWAYS puts on his waders and just steps right in the middle of it.

And where BULL SHIT is deepest and thickest is in the political corral when one keeps galloping around in circles. It NEVER seems to get better but only thicker.

So let us together saunter over to the political saloon and take in the action. Come on now, ya-hear?

Now a good friend of Tubularsock has sent this link to this New York Times video dealing with the current Trump approach to his first few days in office. It is most excellent and Tubularsock agrees with the major thrust of the information.

In truth, it really is basic political tactics but because it is the Trump Team doing it it leans to the extreme in execution and noise. And THAT is what makes it so fun!

As far as Tubularsock is concerned the New York Times is NOT a trusted source of information any more than the Peking Review or TASS Russian News Agency happen to be trusted either.

All sources have their own fantasy of how the “news” should be created so it really is up to you how closed/opened YOU care to be. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

And if you are mentally deranged enough as to believe that the government works as explained in the average Political Science Textbook YOU ARE TRULY FUCKED UP!

Now don’t take this personally UNLESS you are that deranged!

So Tubularsock thanks Tubularsock’s good friend Charles for this link, enjoy.

And feel free to comment with your thoughts as you see fit.
And sure if you are WRONG, Tubularsock will let you know!

“May The Force Be With You.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LEADERSHIP, HOW DUMB IS DUMB?

Posted: August 28, 2024 in 2024 Election, America Asleep
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LEADERSHIP, HOW DUMB IS DUMB?

Tubularsock has returned from his Home Planet and is somewhat refreshed from the experience. The outer planetary system is so much more sophisticated and sane than “earth” as you call it.

It was truly satisfactory to be away.

However, here nothing much has changed. Shit in ….. Shit out ….. repeat.

Now Tubularsock knows that you optimists will always assume if WE could only get the “CORRECT INTELLIGENT BEING” or CIB in a position of power and control than betterment could prevail.

Now really, when you yourself step back and view earth’s insane mass psychoses you have got to admit THERE IS NO CURE.

Obvious!

Democrats, Republicans, Independent, Green, Communist, Fascists, and so forth are all just mindless thought-blocks that are thrown around as if they had any true meaning. THEY DON’T!

There is just no there there.

They are just nebulous mind games that no matter which one you choose are directed by earthlings who are just NOT INTELLIGENT BEINGS.

Tubularsock knows.

That is exactly why so called UFO’s never attempt communication with earthlings.

Isn’t that obvious?

Now let Tubularsock attempt, to bring this home for ya’.

Take a look at what earthlings assume as worthy “leadership”. NO, REALLY! LOOK!

A Warn Out Old Shell of a Cheerleader and a Feeble Old Football Coach. REALLY SAD. PATHETIC REALLY.

Or.

A Big Mouthed Ego Maniac and a Total Failed Pseudo Christian Jerk-Off with a cross caught crosswise up his ass! (and he likes it!)

Now remember we are speaking about LEADERSHIP with a group of “people” that are unable to beat their way out of a water soaked paper bag!

We are talking President and Vice President here! Ridiculous!

No matter how many millions of balloons they drop for no obvious purpose and how much they attempt to generate “JOY” it is just a lost cause. Pathetic if you ask Tubularsock.

AND ALL OF THEM SUPPORT GENOCIDE. AND JEWS ESPECIALLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN SUPPORTING ANY OF THEM.

JUST HOW DUMB IS DUMB?

ASSASSINATION RIGAMAROLE a la carte

Posted: July 16, 2024 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep
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HOLD IT!

I SAID HOLD IT!

Put down the rifle. Take the grenade launcher from your belt. Put your rifle scope in the basket along with your ID. And set aside the homemade bomb from your backpack. And please be careful with that ladder so as not to hurt anyone.

Thank you.

Now you may proceed to your seat in front of the Campaign speaker’s platform.

Please be careful while carrying all your stuff to your seat. Safety First!

NEXT.

Sorry ma’am, I’ll have to frisk the baby for concealed weapons. And the baby carriage is not allowed beyond this point for safety concerns. It is just protocol.

We now know just how the Secret Service operates while protecting a Presidential Candidate.
Just in case this may be helpful to your cause.

Tubularsock is only here to help.

Up to this point in the Presidential Campaign Season Kennedy has been held back from Secret Service Bodyguards because President Biden would not give authorization to approve coverage.

BUT NOW HE HAS!

And it has been presented that Trump encouraged Biden to approve the protection!

Now is that a setup for assassination? Secret Service Protection hasn’t turned out to be “safe” for Trump.

Kennedy just might be better protected keeping his OWN private protection even if it costs a great deal of money. What’s being alive worth do you think?

You see, Biden is controllable by the “behind-the-scenes” Puppeteers and thereby makes a great “controllable” President.

On the other hand Trump is controllable but has that lunatic hair trigger side to him that make his actions less reliable to the Puppeteers. With Trump THERE IS RISK involved and is not a slam dunk asset.

With Kennedy you have a guy who has veered off the mainstream “acceptable” positions and is NOT dependable and less easy to control.

So what we have here is not much of a choice in truth.
THEY act like you have a choice and THEY talk up that you have a choice BUT if you really think that YOUR VOTE counts for shit, you have deceived yourself, and you are living in the twilight zone!

As push comes to shove you’ll be able to “vote” the the candidates that have been PRE-chosen for you. And that is that. You DON’T have a choice you have a selection of PRE-APPROVED candidates.

And do notice that they are ALL PRO-WAR. Cause that is where your owners make their money.

So just maybe if you see all this clearly Thomas Crooks attempted conclusion wasn’t that far off the mark!

WE SHALL SEE …………..

REP. JARED MOSKOWITZ — CUM NOW!

Posted: March 9, 2024 in 2024 Election, ALTERNATIVE FAKE NEWS TRUTH, America Asleep, bull shit as an art form, DEMOCRATS, ethics training, Psychology
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Rep. Jared Moskowitz —- cum now!

Tubularsock just loves gossip. And the dumbness of gossip makes it funny.

No matter how Harsh it happens to be.

And often gossip is wayyyy off the mark and that is where the REAL fun starts.

Florida’s Representative in Congress, Jared Moskowitz sent out the following “tweet”:

It was meant as a joke but he awakened to the fact that it was, according to him, “inappropriate”.

Boy oh boy, Jared you aren’t much fun!

But this is where Tubularsock comes to the rescue! And on a WHITE horse, of course!

Jared, you have to be more accurate about GrandPa Joe the walking cadaver.

Your “cartoon” would be much closer to the truth with this rendition:

Jared, PedaJoe would have been intimidated by your rendition!

Tubularsock’s rendition pins the tail on the donkey!

Don’t thank Tubularsock now and please consult Tubularsock so he can keep you on track.

Tubularsock is positive that your communications director will be behind both of us.

Oh. And in your spare time maybe you could stop Israel from continuing the current GENOCIDE!

PSYCHOLOGY SLAMS INTO POLITICS!

Posted: November 20, 2023 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, anti-Semitism, Censorship, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Hate Speech, Intolerance, ISRAEL, NAZISM, PROPAGANDA, Psychology
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9/11 MADE EASY

Posted: September 10, 2023 in 9/11, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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You know, for years Tubularsock has discussed the 9/11 EXTRAVAGANZA ad nauseam.

So why stop now. The bottom line is simple really, WE DID IT TO OURSELVES and all the U.S. Government claptrap only shows how stupid the “powers-to-be” believe the citizens are and just how much bull shit they produce to hide what was and is in plain site is simply AMAZING!

You know the routine, government investigations by Congress years after the event and a big old “weighty tome” that isn’t worth the paper it was printed on and really …….. just try and sit down and try to read it!

Let Tubularsock make it simple for you. SHIT IN — SHIT OUT! That is pretty much what Congress is good for in truth anyway.

And there are still CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS a “democratic citizen” are not allowed to read to this day!

You know we have to protect “national security”! That same “national security” we used to DO IT TO OURSELVES!

And what is Tubularsock’s NUMBER ONE clue that our own government were the perpetrators?

Well simple Dr. Watson, the CLEAN UP was done in record time. The steel and rubble was loaded up when it was still smoldering and shipped to China EVEN BEFORE an investigation! The “CRIME SCENE” was desecrated.

Compare that to what is happening in East Palestine, Ohio today six months after the toxic train fell off the tracks. Think about that for a minute. Three minutes Trade Tower cleanup started but Ohio six months and counting?

You’d kind of wonder, just maybe “something’s up” or more to the point “down”!

So to clear this all up for you let Tubularsock turn this over to Drumbone. He explains it so much better.

BOTTOM LINE FROM DRUMBONE!

Well that says it all and fits the entire 9/11 fallacy. Leave it to YouTube to save us all. And the amazing thing is Tubularsock didn’t use FUCK once. Well, until now.

This was a truthful little video Tubularsock with the help of Drumbone made exposing our government lies about 9/11. If Tubularsock finds the time maybe Rumble will post it. They tend not to do censorship.

Or try this:

Need we say more?

ARE THEY KIDDING, “METAVERSE”? YOU’RE IN IT!

Posted: June 7, 2023 in 2024 Election, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, corruption, ethics training, MATRIX, PROPAGANDA, Psychology
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Every morning Tubularsock religiously opens the computer and peruses the headlines and even from time to time reviews the headlines in an “old school” newspaper. And a “newspaper” is truly an oxymoron if there ever was one.

Have you ever noticed that there seems never to have ANY new “news” in a newspaper. Seriously.

It is the same old story regurgitated minute by minute ad nauseam. THAT is just the way it is and has ALWAYS been.

Even the ad’s don’t really change except whatever it is is BIGGER, FASTER, FANCIER than ever before. Oh. And for sure MORE EXPENSIVE even after the grandiose once in a lifetime discount!

And you can just jump right to your computer and the only difference is the shit hits the fan …. LIVE!

But now, APPLE has produced Apple’s goggles that are expected to be sleekly designed and capable of toggling between totally virtual or augmented options, a blend sometimes known as “mixed reality.” That flexibility also is sometimes called external reality, or XR for shorthand.

So now your “news” can jump right out at you and consume your senses giving you the “feeling” of BEING THERE! Now just how close to the killing Ukrainian children for democracy do you want to be?

BOOM!

And for only around $3000.00 those Apple’s Goggles can be yours!

Tubularsock has found himself living in “mixed reality” for as long as Tubularsock remembers and it has cost way more $$$’s.

And speaking of the collision of realities both Mike Pence and Dr. Cornel West have announced their decisions to run for President in 2024.

And truly ………. one could not get any Whiter or Blacker than Pence and West!

And honestly you could not get a tan to hold on Pence’s blank-white skin if you used a blowtorch!

Interesting they BOTH come from deep Christian values. Good luck with that!

AMERICA has LOST its values decades ago. Hence, the dilemma that we are in today.

What do we really stand for?

Tubularsock believes that even GOD has cashed in his chips with the U.S. population and headed to Vegas to get better odds of success!

But not all is lost.

There is always Rep. George Santos the epitome of American political ethical/moral behavior in the Halls of Congress.

The hilarious thing about this entire matter is Congress hasn’t noticed that Santos is the poster child for all the actions that Congress members have ALWAYS done. Just all wrapped into one!

Hey! Economical and good for ya!

There may be a hint of ethical behavior in Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading just so as to keep that tradition in play. Leave it to ol’ Nance to “hammer” that home.

And for being in more than one place at the same time the award goes to Diane Feinstein. And the fun part for us the onlookers we only imagine where Diane is at any given time.

And you have to give ol’ Joe the award for most falls in a pregame event. Joe, “takes a licking, but keeps on ticking” or at least so far.

AND IF NOT, DOOMSDAY’S KAMALA. And she is a real steal. Three for one! First African-American and first Asian-American. And to top it off the first woman as Vice President which only goes to show that the new “woke” nature of our society can scrape the bottom of the barrel and pay the price. Not to mention giving a bad name to African Americans, Asian Americans, and Women! ALL AT ONCE!

Well that’s America!

And this is where the metaverse comes in.

In the metaverse YOU can turn it off and remove your goggles and return to instant insanity and reenter our organized controlled folly.

Or you can wander around in the metaverse to your heart’s content and never come out and keep those goggles polished and be happy ever after.

TUBE ME UP, SCOTTY!

GROK IT!

Posted: May 28, 2023 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY
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