Posts Tagged ‘press freedom’

PRICELESS – SYRIA!

Tubularsock was discussing Syria was a group of “fellow travelers” while sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office of the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA last evening. And yes the Wild Turkey flowed amidst some of Afghan’s finest, piped in sort-of-speak.

And Tubularsock was expressing his desire to interview one of those TV news readers playing journalist and ask them point blank if they “really believe” what they have been paid to report.

But alas, Tubularsock hasn’t access to such an individual. Oh well.

HOWEVER, it has been said that “the Universe provides” one only has to ask.

Yeah, right!

Well, by golly with a hat tip to 1EarthUnited  https://1earthunite.wordpress.com/2017/04/09/ex-uk-ambassador-to-syria-questions-chemical-attack-it-doesnt-make-sense-assad-is-not-mad/who lead Tubularsock to this video and a big thanks to the Universe, Tubularsock’s question was answered and it is priceless!

Watch her eyes when the Republican Congressman refused to go along with the established narrative.

And even better when she attempts to align the Congressman with RUSSIA AND ASSAD when he refused to buckle.

And then her closing tone …………

THANK YOU, THANK YOU ………. TUBULARSOCK’S QUESTION IS ANSWERED!

(ok, Tubularsock already knew the answer anyway and so did YOU!)

A “free press”?

Sure, as long as you follow the established narrative.

It is a perfect example of RUBBER-STAMP-JOURNALISM!

GIVE TUBULARSOCK THE BLOTTER!

TUBEPAPERS headingIF IT’S NOT FAKE, IS IT REAL?

You know something? Well, not to be rude, but just how would YOU know?

The recent “news” event is the amazing awareness that SOME NEWS ISN’T REAL!

Bet that caught you by total surprise, now didn’t it?

Tubularsock has now read at least seven different articles about this “FAKE NEWS” and almost that number again on the opinions about “FAKE NEWS”.

That is a hell of a lot of time given up from REAL NEWS which seems to be just the definition of news one agrees with as opposed to news THAT THE RUSSIANS ARE CREATING!

Now the only vision that comes to Tubularsock is a little short, balding, runt of a man, ahhh let’s call him say ….. puutan. This little guy is sitting at a computer typing out evil messages and converting them into NEWS to be printed by a network of evil spewing fake news cells throughout the entire globe …… ALL TOP SECRET but with only one supreme message ……. to lie to the proletariat.

And then of course a similar message is being produced by a hair impaired orange man, ahhh let’s call him say …. trummton. This small handed man is sitting high in a tower in a major metropolitan location with his cell phone tuned in to the entire world via Twitter. And he too is lying to the proletariat.

So the only REAL question is ………..

Can Tubularsock produce enough REAL TRUE NEWS to act as a counter force against this extreme evil? Sure Tubularsock can. Tubularsock has been making up news for almost sixteen years as Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” And even the sky isn’t the limit ……. Tubularsock is talking COSMIC here!

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The irony is news-producers like the New York Times and the Washington Post have the gall to even join in the conversation. Of course with some of their news staff being paid by the CIA to promote “REAL NEWS” they do know the potential of “FAKE NEWS” being a real commodity. Experience is the best teacher Tubularsock supposes.

And for fun, just where does Voice Of America fit into all of this? Or even fucking NPR!

Could it be that IT’S ALL FAKE?

Think about it ……. your parents told you that a fat man with a bag of toys came to your house every Christmas to represent the birth of Christ who was born by VIRGIN birth and you believed THAT! And that lie was told to you by your very own parents.

So THE GOVERNMENT wouldn’t create lies and make up stories?

“You bet your sweet bippy” they would as Rowan & Martin used to say.

 

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