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Tubularsock has been extremely busy recently. It’s spring! And every spring Tubularsock takes time away from blogging to wash and clean all of his underground bunker windows. 

Starting from where Tubularsock sits in his top floor corner office overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA all the way down to the underground-ground-floor.

Needless to say it’s a large task.

But the world moves on. Regretfully I’ve seen this film before. 

Somehow in “freedom” loving America we are getting a distorted view of the EVIL RUSSIAN …….. see, I told you it’s an old movie.

Now Tubularsock just wants to clear up a little something for you just to save time.

This Ukraine-Mess was created by the United States, PERIOD.

All-that-that-stems-from-that is the U.S. attempting to BLAME Russia.

U.S. imperialism marches on and the American public is fed shit news from the likes of the New York Times giving up “journalism” to become a mouth piece for another government war, AGAIN!

Now wouldn’t you think that after Michael Gordon and Judith Miller’s false Iraq War propaganda that the Times’ editors would pay a little more attention to the crap being presented on the Ukraine?

Especially this latest bit of bull shit that Michael Gordon has been involved in over the photo proof that Russian “special forces” are involved in stirring up trouble in the Ukraine …….. like the U.S. “special forces” aren’t involved.

The Times’ has had to backtrack from Gordan’s story on covert Russian activities because the photographs proving the thrust of the story were brought into question.

Yes, Tubularsock was just as surprised as you over this entire matter.

You see the photos showed a “person of interest” with a long beard and a military patch on his camouflage shirt. Like an undercover special forces solider would wear a military identification tag right on his shirt. And a camouflage shirt at that! No really, check this out.

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Well. Not to be overshadowed by the NEW YORK TIMES’ mis-information Tubularsock took it upon himself to track this “undercover” military special forces fellow down and took this photo which Tubularsock feels PROVES BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT who may have planted this guy in the Ukraine.



The CIA has this manual that was published in 1985 under William Casey (a true little prick) titled “Indications of Political Instability in Key Countries”.

In this manual the CIA states that “. . . demonstrations are successful destabilizing influences when they gradually increase in size and intensity, spread to other cities, increase in the number of days they take place, and when government repression of the demonstrations escalates”.

And this is exactly what the CIA is up to. Hence, the bearded guy standing out in the crowd to PROVE it’s the Russians that are stirring up the trouble.

The CIA has also been prime movers in the control of the media ……. especially that media that feeds information to the U.S. and Europe.  In Kiev and western Ukraine, the media was rallied to support the demonstrations against the Viktor Yanukovych government. But when it comes to the pro-Russian demonstrations in eastern and southern Ukraine, the Western media has been urged to be critical or out right neglectful of that coverage.

But this is what the CIA does. Destabilize populations so the U.S. can control them.

A good example of this destabilization tactic has recently been exposed with the ZunZuneo scandal, the so-called Cuban Twitter. 

ZunZuneo is the name given to a social networking platform that was largely a replica of Twitter, set up in 2010 by the United States Agency for International Development and contractors hired by the agency. The purpose was to build a base of unsuspecting Cuban users, and then introduce rumors and misinformation to destabilize the country’s socialist government.

The USAID is ostensibly a humanitarian aid organization but the rest of the world knows that they are chuck full of CIA and U.S. Military agents. Many NGO’s are used to carry out political operations and distribute money to opponents of any government that resists U.S. imperialism.

And if all that isn’t bad enough we can always call in contractors from private security companies to handle the necessary murder that has to take place and to train people to be terrorists much like we did in Syria. Remember we paid to have private contractors train al Qaeda. Just how counter-productive do you want to be UNTIL you realize that as long as destabilization takes place the U.S. keeps control.


Also a little side note:

Do you recall that at least three of the 911 hijackers were trained by the United States military within the United States?

And that the CIA helped to train and arm bin Laden and the boys.

It’s called blow-back when we train a group and they later turn on us ……. it happens all the time.

Is it counter-productive?

Or is it the REAL PLAN?

As long as the American public are destabilized by fear/protection they will be controlled.


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  1. Jeff Nguyen says:

    You really would make a great investigative journalist, Tubular…or a paparazzi/photobomber to the stars. Keep ’em coming, sir.


    • tubularsock says:

      Wow, thanks Jeff …….. Tubularsock can see his business card now:

      paparazzi/photobomber to the stars
      1-800 PHOBOMB

      Unabomber Ted Kaczynski step back ……… enter Tubularsock THE PHOTOBOMBER!

      Jeff, you the best ideas!


      • H3nry J3kyll says:

        LMAO! I can’t wait for the manifesto Photobomber.


      • tubularsock says:

        H3nry, thank you for your comment. Oh yes, The Manifesto. How soon Tubularsock has forgotten Ted’s work. Your comment has moved Tubularsock to arise from his top floor corner office in the underground bunker and make his way to the underground bunker’s library. Within the confines of the BL (bunker library) Tubularsock retrieved his copy of The Unabomber Manifesto: Industrial Society & Its Future. Yes, Tube has his very own copy, first edition actually.

        Tubularsock now sees that a Photobomber Manifesto may be necessary in order to have street creds. As Ted puts it, “Never forget that the human race with technology is just like an alcoholic with a barrel of wine.”

        Therefore, Tubularsock plans to start with that barrel of wine and see what will transpire. A nice French table wine will suffice primarily because Tubularsock happens to have three cases of such storied in the BWC (bunker wine cellar). And yes, that wine cellar is underground of the underground bunker ……. where-else?

        May the force be with you, but not strong enough to knock you down!


      • H3nry J3kyll says:

        It is good to recognize a kindred spirit on this “reckless ride into the unknown.” IS&F. fell on deaf ears as does most anything else with more than 3 syllables. “You’re fired!” and “It’s hot!” now we’re talking. Oh and I forgot “Just do it”
        I wonder if after those intoxicating spirits seize your faculty whether you may be tempted to do something like have Larry Flint publish the Photobomber Manifesto. If that’s the case then I’ll pre-order. Who knows, maybe that’s how you reach the 100th monkey?
        I’ve been trying to stay real low, as close to the ground as possible, that way the force can only take me upwards.


      • tubularsock says:

        H3nry, just in case …… wear a seat belt …… it’s our law.

        Yeah, Ted’s concepts “fell on deaf ears” but his delivery system was a bit explosive. “Bye, bye baby”.

        That Larry Flint publishing idea is great. Larry in his publishing career has “exposed” a great deal. Even Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis if I remember correctly. Tubularsock will definitely considerer this option. The Photobomber Manifesto will “reveal” much so Larry may be interested if Tubularsock hustles!

        In an expanding universe anything could happen so the 100th monkey just may be a possibility as long as Tubularsock washes his food before he eats!

        Staying low is an excellent idea. Tubularsock will loan you his underground ladder so you can remain on the very top rung and still be low to the ground surface. The force is tricky.

        Travel light, my friend.


  2. How in unholy hell do we get these clueless ass Americans to wake up to the fact of what the U.S. government is doing? Have they been so completely brainwashed and fed that nonsense about ‘American exceptionalism’ that nothing else can get through?

    And of course it goes without saying that this is a most excellent post. Hope you’ve finished with what should be an outrageous number of windows to clean, what with ‘spring cleaning’ here and all. Don’t forget to get out and enjoy yourself while there’s still some ‘out’ to be enjoyed because it seems that the U.S. is hell bent on starting some shit that ain’t about to become enjoyable for any of us, out or in!


    • tubularsock says:

      You know Shelby, you are asking the million dollar question here. I think that the real
      “American exceptionalism” is just how exceptionally stupid Americans appear to be!

      No matter what is taken from them, their house, their job, their children, their pension, their bank account they don’t seem to be able to set aside the TV remote to react.

      It has become the 9th wonder of the world.

      Thanks for your comment and thanks for your understanding about the “outrageous number of windows to clean” in the underground bunker. I guess you can just imagine the trouble it is to use a ladder underground ……. it really boggles the mind!


  3. MisBehaved Woman says:

    ~♫~ Same ol’ story, same ol’ song and dance, my friend ~♫~

    How is it that people still cannot recognize the tune that has gotten more play than a bad 70’s 1-hit wonder? ~♫~ We had joy, we had fun, we had warheads in the sun…~♫~

    I’ve not been following the daily headline of this latest rendition but see just enough to know that this is as rigged as a game can get. What do you think really happened? Global corporations noticed a dip in profits and offered to cut the USA and Russia in on profits if they would thump chests and play along?

    Most excellent piece, as always, Tubular.

    *PS – Wine is an excellent cleaning aid. It may not give underground windows a streak-free shine, but it WILL increase the odds that you’ll find the dusty windows rather artsy and interesting and hrm…maybe not worth cleaning this year. 😉


    • tubularsock says:

      Hey MBW, thanks for taking the time, from your new freer lifestyle without your blog which Tubularsock does miss, to make a comment. Yep, the same tune, the same rigging, and the same ship of state. And the same world public that seem to love the soap opera addition of world domination.

      I think you may be correct about the global corporations …….. it’s called re-branding and Obummer and Putin are perfect. God, I hope they take off their shirts when they thump their chests!

      And oh yes, WINE. Or as it’s called around the bunker ………. “mother’s milk” to give it that homey feeling. A few more bottles and …….. what windows?

      Thanks again MBW, Tubularsock wishes you well.


      • MisBehaved Woman says:

        Awesomeness…now I have a nekked-Obama-Putin-chest visual stuck in my brain…lovely start to the day lol. I wonder how much wine it’ll take to make THAT image artsy and interesting? :-p

        It’s odd just sitting back and observing from a more mainstream-ish position away from WP. My online time is mostly spent on my family FB account – watching the posts about all of this from so many nice, but totally clueless, people…it’s interesting and scary. Apparently our world herders, er, leaders can do whatever the hell they please and we’ll be ———>over here bitching about some racist basketball dude and figuring out important things like what kind of plant, dog, mythical figure we are according to intrawebz quizzes as we wait for our cyberpot farms to grow.

        Riddle me this, if you will…why in the HELL are so many Americans loving on Putin? I get that compared to The Big O, he’s more manly but what’s up with the Idol Worship and “Putin Is Sexier Than Obama” memes? Talk about mixed messages! “Hate The Country, Lust The Leader” is a totally new PR spin, isn’t it?

        I hope all has been well for you in your top floor corner office underground and that the drought isn’t having a negative effect on your supply of mother’s milk. It *should* be cerveza season here down here in the desert wastelands but the winds are still roaring so much that trying to enjoy a brew in the sun only results in a bottle rimmed with lime…and sand. It looks like ‘sipping green chile vino while gazing through dust-covered window pane’ season is going to last a bit longer than usual this year…*sigh*


      • tubularsock says:

        MBW, welcome again. Wow. The only way Tubularsock knows to eliminate “a nekked-Obama-Putin-chest visual” is three shots (neat) of Wild Turkey-Single Barrel and a half bottle of Jack! Trust Tubularsock on this …… wine won’t cut through a mind-graphic of that magnitude! Good luck.

        Tubularsock doesn’t do FB and he also doesn’t do family so his mind is pure.

        However, cyberpot farms does remind me of my very own farming in the underground bunker.

        Funny thing, just the other day I was sunning myself on my underground deck overlooking the Pacific Ocean when I SAW a Chinese sub off the coast. With my newly washed underground bunker windows I had a straight shot because it was underwater. Slowly I turned and set my underground joint down into the underground ash tray and looked again and discovered it was all in my head. Can’t to this day figured out what caused this image but it doesn’t come close to “a nekked-Obama-Putin-chest visual”. Just Sayin’!

        Well Tubularsock has had his fill of racist basketball owners and cattle ranchers. But as a distraction it certainly brings out the thoughts and opinions of the “regular-folk”. Scary!

        “Hate The Country, Lust The Leader” is a wonderful PR spin. You may not be blogging but your insights are still on target!

        Things in the top-floor-corner-office are splendid. What drought is this? It has rained for two days here but the wind has made my missions by bike a bit more focused with the gusts and all. Rain doesn’t slow me down but the wind can cause issues and so can buses.

        If Tubularsock wants a Star War rush it can happen with a ride down Polk Street in San Francisco. What with the parked car doors opening, the buses and taxis and the poor street conditions. By the end of that ride I can once again relate with Luke when he took out the DeathStar!

        Well, off to the wine ……… Thanks again.


  4. Kushite Prince says:

    Thanks for that. That was a very good read! Very informative!


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