Posts Tagged ‘CIA’

Leave it to Joe Buydone for a final heating solution for our “European-Friends” this winter.

Jill only left him home alone just for an hour.

“Now just how could he get in trouble so quickly” it was reported she said. “Well send him to his room with that DUNCE CAP again!”

Tubularsock went straight to his crystal-ball and called for the GAS SPIRIT to come-forth and POOOOFF! there she was dripping in salt water.

Impressive, Tubularsock stated.

“GAS SPIRIT tell Tubularsock who blew up the Nord Stream Pipeline?”

“IT WAS POSITIVELY NOT RUSSIA!” the GAS SPIRIT said quite quickly.

“Well, just how can you be so sure, oh wise SPIRIT?” was Tubularsock’s retort.

The Gas SPIRIT took three fast steps to the East, turned and stated, “It is as plain as U.S. Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken having his head up his ass!”

“This may be true, GAS SPIRIT but Tubularsock needs more PROOF than that”.

“Well here you go then”, the GAS SPIRIT stated as she spread her arms in a revelation gesture.

“Sweden and Denmark are investigating the sabotage which all parties have agreed was perpetrated on the underwater pipeline.

Russia has not been allowed to investigate their own pipeline and yet to date Sweden and Denmark has discovered that there are explosion craters at the destroyed pipe locations.”

“But still who did it is unknown” Tubularsock added.

“So if Russia had done this Sweden and Denmark would have been yelling that information from the top of Mount Olympus at the top of their voices”, the GAS SPIRIT continued.

“But what they have found shows someone else did it, Soooooooo. It is now classified and top secret and in that gesture alone shows that Russia is in the clear”, and at that she sat down very pleased with herself.

That has been the last Tubularsock has seen the GAS SPIRIT but as Tubularsock pursues the elusive gas fumes the fact that the USS Paul Ignatius, a U.S. destroyer, was spotted hovering over the areas where the explosions happened and left the area a short time before they happened make for interesting conjecturing.

And if you take into account that on May 20th “. . . Defense Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III announced that Navy Rear Adm. Thomas E. Ishee for appointment to the grade of vice admiral, and assignment as commander, 6th Fleet.

Thomas Ishee is well versed in underwater fast attack, and he commanded fast attack submarines and oversaw the operations of torpedo retrievers, floating dry dock and the Navy’s submarine rescue systems.(https://www.globalresearch.ca/exclusive-us-torpedo-appeared-explosion-site-nord-stream/5797989)

And you wrap all this up with the fact that the U.S. 6th Fleet were conducting “military exercises” in the Baltic dealing with among other things training an Explosive Ordnance Disposal Mobile Unit and unmanned underwater vehicles.

Move along, nothing to see here.

But for Tubularsock it is clear that once the discovered information was made classified tells it all and to date Tubularsock has heard zilch from Mount Olympus!

The Associated Press called the claim that the US was involved in the sabotage of the Nord Stream pipeline as “baseless conspiracy theory” that was being pushed by the Kremlin and Russian state media.

And the Associated Press is not a “state owned” propaganda arm of the United States?

Remember the AP was created in 1846, by five New York newspapers to “share the cost of covering the Mexican-American War” ……. guess which side they were on?

Times haven’t changed that much. Trust Tubularsock on that!

Secretary of State Antony Blinken DIDN’T EVEN BLINK when he stated at his last news conference that the sabotage of the Nord Stream Pipeline provides “a tremendous opportunity” to end Europe’s dependency on Russian energy. (CHEEP ENERGY, may Tubularsock add!)

Well all this is just great for the liquefied natural gas scumbag producers in the U.S. but not so good for the huge number of Europeans freezing their asses off this winter.

The one thing that capitalists do well is to ALWAYS hold profit over people.
It is what they are made of and they “like it”!

It is also what they call a “tremendous strategic opportunity for the years to come.” Just another form of “the pandemic!”

As Vlad said, “Sanctions are not enough for Anglo-Saxons. They have turned to sabotage, it’s unbelievable, but true, having organized explosions on the international gas pipelines of the Nord Stream.”

It seems that it isn’t difficult for American citizens to not believe “the enemy” when most of the time it is “the enemy” that are telling the truth.

But that is merely built in delusion on the Americans’ citizen part.

You remember the “make-believe Gulf of Tonkin attack” which was used to get us involved in our on going war in Vietnam.

Or the 20 year war with Afghanistan because they wouldn’t give up bin Laden who was supposed to be “hiding in the hills” in some underground bunker.

Or the “weapons of mass destruction” that Saddam had hidden in his back pocket!

Many in the U.S. at least believed these lies because the U.S. “leaders” said they were true.

THAT ALONE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO NEVER BELIEVE THE U.S. ABOUT ANYTHING!

Tubularsock is putting his money behind Vlad!

Please Note: Tubularsock wasn’t even going to bother with the Sabotage Of The Nord Stream Pipeline. You know, it’s another going nowhere investigation with no conclusion of who did it but plenty of pointing fingers ad nauseam at everybody and their brother.

An investigation where each group has an agenda always leads NOWHERE!

However it just happened that Tubularsock commented on File 516 of Dan Cristian’s photoblog! (https://imagynasium.wordpress.com/) and from that Tubularsock got filled in to the pipeline sabotage from a European perspective in a comment Dan posted there.

Dan happens to be closer to the action than Tubularsock in Tubularsock’s underground bunker in Oakland, CA so it sparked an interest and the rest is below.

Thanks Dan for the jump start!
File 516 – Cosmic Cafe – Bucharest, Romania.

Now the U.S. main stream press started off with Russia being responsible. That may fly if one was a deaf, dumb, blind mute but with anyone with a somewhat usable brain that line of bullshit doesn’t fly.

But now the question seems to be ……. who would do it and why?

Russia was able to just turn on and off the pipeline so where would be the logic of blowing up their own pipe line.

Now even with the above information John Brennan, former CIA director, stated on national TV THAT RUSSIA DID IT but only the brain dead would believe that asshole anyway. Of course the news commentator continued on without a backward glance.

And one does have to wonder about the U.S. 6th fleet doing back flips in the area but they were just performing military maneuvers centered around pipeline sabotage.

Does remind Tubularsock of the military maneuvers taking place on 9/11 focused on planes attacking the Twin Towers. Hmmmm, ahh just coincidence.

But Tubularsock wouldn’t put it past the U.S. doing it but it just seems too obvious.

Who else has the money and the military technology to pull this off?

Tubularsock rules out Russia right off the top …….. no advantage for them to do it.

NATO can never get their shit together so forget them.

If the U.S. did it why do it during military maneuvers? Seem a little too obvious and really dumb.

So who else?

Well let’s jump to Tubularsock’s THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THIRD CONSPIRACY THEORY: THE EVIL NEW WORLD ORDER! (music cue: dun-duuuuun!)

Now let’s take a look at the ideas behind “THE GREAT RESET”.

Klaus Schwab and his boys and girls know that to move to a WORLD CONTROLLED GOVERNMENT the countries and their populations have to be brought to their knees and then they’ll agree (under duress) to be governed by the NEW WORLD ORDER!

By blowing up the Nord Stream Pipelines Germany’s industry, which depends on cheap energy from Russia will be de-industrialized and go broke. And rather fast too.

And the destabilization of the rest of Europe will fall prey to the NWO as well!

The NWO power structure could easily hire, equip, and direct the underwater drones that were used to blow three holes in the pipelines and timing it with the recent activity of the U.S. Navy so as to cast possible blame on the U.S.

It just seems to Tubularsock that the entire timing of the sabotage is a little too obvious to be done just hours after the U.S. Navy sailed off. Is the U.S. that stupid? (That is a difficult question for Tubularsock to answer under the circumstances.)

All in all one should spend some time looking into the NWO and then go off to the rifle range with your AK-47 with an extended magazine and practice firing at a target of the face of Klaus Schwab!

Om Shanti.

STEP BACK, let Tubularsock through here.

You have got to have recognized that we are living in bazaar times. And it is extremely difficult to get the full picture because we have been trained over our years that the movie we are living in has pretty much been standard fare.

And because of that traditional view of living we may have been really rather slow at the uptake when it comes to the blatant danger because it has all the trappings of the same old same old. BUT, let Tubularsock give you a little bit different point of view and let us see what happens.

Oh sure, Tubularsock’s view is presented FREE to you but if you wish to donate a brown unmarked lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklins feel free to do so. Say, like under the bus bench at 13th and Lincoln Ave.?

Appreciate it.

The current movie that we each are staring in looks like the same old good guys vs. bad guys style except that the BAD GUYS are really BAD GUYS on steroids! They are for REAL!

The entire cast has been taken right from Central Casting. And as you will see, your part is really only a stand-in part with NO DIALOGUE. That way, you get paid less than the stars. You know below scale.

No time to bitch now, you as citizens know your place.

Anyway, just look at the stars. And you will see as Tubularsock is going to point out to you that these stars ARE PERFECT!

Now STEP BACK behind the portable crowd control braided rope held by the gold stanchions.

PLEASE STEP BACK.

So now let’s look at our first living film. It is almost as good as John Wayne, partners.

Shot Anyone? It’s a doctor flick.

Then there is the classic HORROR GENRE. OF COURSE “SCHWAB EVIL”.
Come on, can it get better than this, yet it is only type casting!

And there are all those CRIME IN ACTION flicks. This one involves some very heinous criminal types disguised in robes of the realm.

And then how could any period in our history be without the ALL OUT WAR scenario? It has played out over and over and over at the box office as well the streets of the world.

And then no matter how bad war happens to be there is ALWAYS some Capitalist Pig trying to make a buck. Isn’t that ALWAYS the way?

So here has been presented Tubularsock’s current reruns at the movies.

PASS THE POP CORN PLEASE.

The thing that bothers Tubularsock about WAR is having so many. In our 246 years of being a nation we have been in 225 wars! And that’s not counting the long history of rigging polls, supporting military coups, channeling funds and spreading political propaganda in other countries.

The United States has been involved in a number of foreign interventions throughout its history that are not called wars yet many people get killed.

And what is way worse in Tubularsock’s opinion is the political leaders in the United States of America lecturing the World about how WRONG other nations are for having wars and then Moralizing about the subject. The old “pot calling the kettle black” syndrome.

And now here we are once again. If you haven’t looked into this current conflict you would not be aware that the U.S. has been up to it’s “chinny-chin-chin” in setting up this current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. WE HELPED CAUSE IT!

Yet to listen to our propaganda news outlets WE ARE ALL SHOCKED WITH DESPAIR that RUSSIA AND ABOVE ALL PUTIN are so evil.

For Tubularsock it is rather funny to listen to the shit coming out of their mouths except Tubularsock had to get out Tubularsock’s hip-boots to protect Tubularsock’s shoes.

But then this headline hit the news and enough is enough ……

And just like shit hitting the fan …….. Tubularsock just had to directly respond:

And the beat goes on ………………

Oh well, Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me account for helping the Russians in getting a new tank was rejected again. 

You know one just can’t get past the censors in a democracy anymore.

As you may have heard, Russia has moved into the breakaway areas of Ukraine, Donetsk and Luhansk and have spilled over a bit to hit the Ukraine’s capitol city Kyiv as well.

Well ok, “spilled” may be better explained as “multiple fronts”. And why not, they have their troops on the boarder standing around so why not put them to use?

This could have been all avoided but the U.S. is losing the Covid- Authoritarian-War so maybe we could jack up Putin. 

But as Tubularsock said, this could have all been avoided but hell Americans aren’t going over there to die ……… yet. And if they do, no loss. It will clean up the gene pool of the stupid!

JD Bindenagel, a former deputy US ambassador to Germany, stated that he believes “. . . NATO's mistake was not so much the actual enlargement direction, but with not taking seriously the Russian view that it had been betrayed”. 

You see, Russia was assured by NATO and the U.S. that NATO would not advance toward Russian boarders. BUT OVER THE YEARS THEY HAVE!

Ahhh, silly Russians taking the U.S. and NATO’s word for it.

And by golly ………. Russia was deceived!

So having the Ukraine join NATO would put the NATO and U.S. military right on the Russian boarder. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING! 

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Russia wanted to put missiles right on the U.S. boarder and look how that played out.

So why would anyone ever even think that NATO on the boarder would go?

But it could’ve been solved without firing a shot.

HOW?

Well Russia had proposed:

– NATO guarantees that it will not deploy missiles in nations bordering Russia. (They are already in place from Slovenia to Romania, with Poland to follow)– NATO to stop military and naval exercises in nations and seas bordering Russia.– Ukraine will not become a member of NATO. 
– the West and Russia to sign a binding East-West security pact.– the landmark treaty between the US and Russia covering intermediate-range nuclear weapons to be restored. (The US abandoned it in 2019) 

Wow! Those Russians drive a hard bargain!

The U.S. and NATO just can’t accept these outrageous demands ………….

Now you explain to Tubularsock why these are not acceptable solutions.

The U.S. and NATO keep saying they are open to negotiations but won’t accept solutions!

SO ………… Russia took the option that the U.S. and NATO gave them.

AND SO …….. send your money to Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me Russian Tank Fund!


Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Tubularsock doesn’t trust Russia but only that Tubularsock trust the U.S. less.

If you haven’t noticed, the U.S. is the largest terrorist state in the world and regularly kills men, women and children throughout the world.

The Russians sure know that and so does the rest of the world. We are the ones who actually created ISIS and al Qaida and we have more military bases throughout the world than anyone else.

And a military budget far larger than China and Russia combined!

BUT WE KILL FOR DEMOCRACY. Just ask the Vietnamese! Oh, and Syrians, Libyans, Yemenis, Iraqis, Ugandans, Kenya’s, Somalians, Afghans, ad nauseam!

THAT IS WHY TUBULARSOCK SUPPORTS RUSSIA IN THIS WAR!

Not because Russia is at war but because it is the only way Russia can catch up with the number of American’s wars. It’s only fair.

So you see, it is for a good cause ……. Go-Fund-Me!

EVERYONE IS RUSSIAING TO DO IT!

Just where does Tubularsock start?

Sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA things look as weird and fucked up like so many days in the US of America.

If dumbass-dumbness received an award we’d be first in line whether in the realm of political, social, or economic endeavors. Hey! It’s the way we are don’t you know. Gold Medalists!

As you may have noticed WE pulled out of Afghanistan and left them with a pile of shit that we assisted in creating. But 20 years of destruction isn’t enough.

We still can drone them whenever we want ……. that’s the American Way. But we are not responsible for saving them anymore. Not that they ever asked us to do so, remember?

And remember Afghanistan attacked us …….. ahhhh, OH, WE attacked them. That is how WE in the U.S. define democracy. Ain’t that a bitch!

If you remember, the FBI was prevented by the CIA to interfere with the known Saudi undercover agents who later became the 9/11 terrorists. And oddly that not one of the 9/11 terrorists were from Afghanistan. Most were from Saudi Arabia!

So the U.S. attacked Afghanistan. Seems reasonable. Right?

The Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack and the U.S. attacked Afghanistan! Ahh, right?

And Osama bin Laden was part of a wealthy Saudi family ……… go figure.

And because WE were on such a winning streak WE moved on to attacking Iraq because ahhh, they attacked us. OH YEAH, WE ATTACKED THEM!

But ahhhh, the Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack so WE attacked Iraq.

Hmmmm, seems like some kind of pattern.

And the U.S. government has done everything it can to get in the way of helping the 9/11 Families from holding Saudi Arabia responsible for suing the Saudis for family loss.

So why change all this solid logic now?

Buydone has signed an Executive Order to allow the $7 billion in frozen Afghan assets to be dispersed between the starving Afghan people and the 9/11 victims.

WOW! Now just why is AFGHANISTAN responsible for this rather than Saudi Arabia? Don’t ask.

And exactly why is the U.S. holding Afghanistan’s money? Simple, after a 20 year occupation of Afghanistan by the U.S., WE left Afghanistan WITHOUT a government!

Now you can’t say that the U.S. isn’t good at what it does best, DESTABILIZATION!

But here is the great irony. The people of Afghanistan ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW but WE have to follow the LAW.

So, U.S. officials stressed that this is only the beginning of a multi-step, months-long process, which will require actions from the Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and financial institutions that would ultimately administer the funds.

However THE AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW!

Now we are following the law? Where was that law when WE decided to invade and destroy Afghanistan?

But don’t be scared, last November the U.S. State Department approved its first major arms sale to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia under U.S. President Joe Buydone with the sale of 280 air-to-air missiles valued at up to $650 million.

Never EVER say that the American people aren’t a caring loving people!

Now by this time reading Tubularsock you regular readers know that pretty much Tubularsock hates just about everyone in the political arena and perhaps most people that inhabit the planet earth.

Tubularsock’s term for this position this time is Universal Egalitarian Loathing (UEL).

And so it goes.

Tubularsock has noticed out of the corner of an extreme left eye squint that we are still living in another Shakespearean Play and we are ALL extreme down stage nearly falling off into the netherworld.

Don’t be scared ……… it’s only a play.

Oh sure our souls are already forever doomed to wander aimlessly in the netherworld
especially if you are a Republican’t or a Democrap so fuck it.

The key give away for Tubularsock that everything is upside-down is that a “vaccine” that by definition is NOT a vaccine is just called a “vaccine” BY nearly EVERYONE even people that know it is not a vaccine but still call it one. WTF?

Another key give away that we live in an upside-down world is that one of our forever wars which had NO VALID reason to exist is now creating havoc because it is said to being ended …………. BUTTTTT.

And the humor level of the Pentagon Generals is just fucking priceless.

Funny how that always works for the Pentagon isn’t it.

The simple reason is that the simple “Intel” the Pentagon uses just isn’t intelligent!
They used the same Intel on 9/11 and you know where that got us.

So to listen to General Milley say (IN PUBLIC), “There was nothing that I, or anyone else, saw that indicated a collapse of [the Afghan] army and this government in 11 days” just shows you that having your head up your ass prevents good intel. Now doesn’t it?

Pentagon confirms major US intelligence OVERSIGHT in Afghanistan!

GENERAL INTELLIGENCE is obviously lacking which is the third example of our upside-down world that we are inhabiting.

OUR intelligence isn’t intelligent ……….. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!

Now if you remember your Shakespeare it is always the FOOL or JESTER that spills the truth all over the place and all proceeds from there.

And it still holds true today. And who, none other than Donald Trump, could play the FOOL part better? Damn, the boy’s a natural!

You see the FOOL, in Shakespeare is always a bit deranged or mentally-off so as not to get his head chopped off by the king as he slips the TRUTH out for all to hear. And Donnie is perfect in this role and the reaction to this truth is aways shock and dismay.

Perfect! And on top of it HE’S CORRECT! Many FOOLS have found themselves in that position throughout history!

Trump, the scammer of all scammers KNOWS A SCAM WHEN HE SEE IT!

“That sounds to me like a money-making operation for Pfizer,” Trump said. “Think of the money involved. A booster shot, that’s tens of billions of dollars. How good of business is that? If you’re a businessman, you say, ‘You know what? Let’s give them another shot.’ That’s another $10 billion of money coming in. The whole thing is just crazy.”

Especially when one considers that the “Experimental Shot” is sketchy in its own right. You know it doesn’t really protect you from getting or passing Covid plus a complete unknown future of possible health damage to your person which BIG PHARMA CARRIES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR IF THINGS GO WRONG.

And people are standing in line for this and if they give you a “prize” you risk your life.

That is rich! Shows a TOTAL disrespect to your own body! FUCKING NUTS!

So an upside-down world is just the way it is and rest assured Dorthy, clicking your heels ain’t gonna’ get us out of this mess!

So Tubularsock asked Juliet to dump Romeo and come to the bell tower to smoke some weed and share Biden jokes. Suicide for the sake of love is a bit overrated.

Can we all just, “groove on the rubble”?

AS THE EARTH TURNS: A SUMMARY

Oh boy. Tubularsock is sitting alone in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and the view is surreal and down right depressing BUT ONLY IF you haven’t gotten on your protective Tubularsock over-gear protection attire from what’s really happening.

Fortunately you can purchase your very own TOGPA (Tubularsock over-gear protection attire) for an inexpensive 13 hundred dollars and change.

And then you-2 can be protected from the society you live in everyday.

Tubularsock set some time aside from the world of political decay to watch some current movie trailers. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this society? THIS SHIT is entertainment?

They have got to be kidding. Destruction, mayhem, endless car chases to no where for no reason and broken, shattered, deformed, fucked up relationships that have absolutely NO-NONE-NADA reason to even care about the fucking outcome!

The end of civilization, end of communities, end of relationship and having one’s face ripped off like it is a mask by some freakish disembodied “thing” that resembles “your mother” and you are expected to eat hot buttered pop corn after THAT!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

So, Tubularsock adjusted his TOGPA and pushed on to the political terrain and the daily happenings of “Western Civilization” and well, Tubularsock can’t tell the difference from the movie trailers.

Dump is out of control, Barr, jokingly the head of the “Justice” Department, is kowtowing to the OrangeDufus and throwing the rule of law out the window to allow Roger Stone to walk.

The few “headaches” of our military personal after the Iranian missile attacks in retaliation for Soleimani’s killing has morphed into many more dead and wounded that is slowly leaking out from the Pentagon but MOST significant is the killing of American Michael D’Andrea who was a prominent figure, the head of Iran operations for the CIA, and the man who orchestrated the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani as well as other targeted murders.

This is BIG enough that, the MSM hasn’t really covered it much.

Nor has the OrangeDump noticed that what goes around comes around. Tubularsock figures no one has informed him about it for safety sake.

And in further “spy news” it has been “leaked” by the Washington Post (a CIA outlet) that for years the backbone of the Cold War was the CIA’s ability to have a “backdoor” to nearly EVERY country’s computer system so as to spy on them.

Strange. Who didn’t already know this? So just why is the CIA leaking this now?

Has to do with Huawei (the Chinese leading global provider of information and communications technology).

It’s a PR stunt to warn that China is spying (supposedly) on EVERYONE the same way the CIA has done for years. And if the world goes to Huawei’s 5G system then it edges out the CIA’s “backdoor” to the world wide system.

It also puts a dent in the sales of American technology in Europe and South America.

Which brings Secretary of State Mike Pompeo out of the woodwork like a cockroach to declare that the Chinese Communist Party is “the central threat of our times”!

Does it really matter if the 5G system is from the U.S. or China when it fucking fries your brain and turns your skin to a Trump-Orange-Tint?

And the Democrap’s are out doing themselves to stop Bernie but the PEOPLE seem to be awakening at least a little ……. we shall see.

It is rather funny that Bernie is a “socialist” BUT Obummer took government money, tax payer money, and bailed out the Banks and the Auto Industry and ALL of the Presidents have backed Government subsidies to corporations BUT they call it “a free enterprise system”! Horse shit supreme!

In a free market system the fittest shall survive! Once the government steps in and SUBSIDIES corporations we are headed for fascism.

But if the workers start to control the means of production then it leans toward socialism.

And Bernie leans toward New Deal Socialism which is a focus on the citizen and the citizen’s well being as opposed to the American oligarchs.

EAT THE RICH!