TUBULARSOCK SAYS: VOTING?

Posted: November 3, 2014 in MID-TERM ELECTIONS 2014, VOTE
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TUBE VOTING TIME

 

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  1. Surely you can’t hate all millionaires. There must be one or two you could vote for. Just hold your nose.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh DrB. millionaires are like blood-sucking-brothers with Tubularsock. If one votes you might as well get behind those millionaires because that is who is running and if one hasn’t achieved that status then that is WHY they are running.

      It’s this really cool club.

      Much like the academy awards. YOU pay the money to see the films but only “academy” members get to vote on best picture. But they promote it like YOU should give a flying fuck!

      That is why so many dead-beats are attempting to get a membership into TVSMC.
      The dues are steep and the decisions are made from the top down but membership is prestigious.

      The Tubularsock-Very-Special-Membership-Club is open for new members and we meet in the bunker twice a week. Can’t really say much more because it is a “secret”
      club similar to the ……………………………. and those guys were really secret!

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      • wolfess says:

        My father was a Mason, my mother belonged to Eastern Star and I was a Job’s Daughter — does that qualify me to be part of your TVSMC? And since I am a witch I know about that very secret sect … the Knight’s Templar. And finally, I prefer red …

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      • tubularsock says:

        Wow wolfess ……. that is some secret shit you got background in ……… You are welcome into the TVSMC IN SPITE of your Job’s Daughter connections!

        Your witch connections and the fact that you prefer red goes a long way in credentials for TVSMC. Welcome.

        Tubularsock’s father was a Mason and my Uncle was a Grand Something or other as well as a founding member of the Lodge in my home town. My mother also was an Eastern Star and my sisters were Job’s Daughters. Small world.

        My father was also in the Knight’s Templar.

        The first major rift with my father and extended family as well was when I refused to become a member. My father never forgave me for that to his dying day. Fuck that shit I told them ……… it was not pretty!

        The second rift with my father and my extended family, the finishing blow to say the least was over my war resistance during the Vietnam War. That wasn’t pretty either.

        Oh well, as they say, when the shit hits the fan it’s not spread evenly.

        Thanks for your comment.

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      • wolfess says:

        OMGoddess Tube, I seriously think we might be siblings from another mother! I too protested that war that LBJ lied us into — I just wanted Mike to steal his father’s car and drive us to Canada!

        Oh and, that comment about red was my favorite type of wine to drink; but of course there is the fact that I am a redhead … maybe that’s why red wine suits me better! 🙂

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      • tubularsock says:

        Tubularsock knew it ……… I always felt that I must have been adopted because my family and extended family were so fucked up!

        It was like night and day. Tubularsock was day because I had the light!

        Tubularsock escaped and got to San Francisco and got himself lost ……. hence freedom!

        So sis, what was mom like anyway?

        Tubularsock prefers French White Table Wines because he’s blond. And because I can drink a couple of bottles with friends and talk all night and still get up and run my 3 and 1/2 miles a day without regret. But Reds work too but aren’t as easy on my system.

        And if I need a high light, a couple of shots of Wild Turkey Single Barrel neat and a joint and good-bye Columbus!

        Did I mention sake?

        But my dominant drink is coffee! And all the above in moderation because Tubularsock is busy saving the world …….. even though he wasn’t asked to do so!

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      • wolfess says:

        Ooh coffffeeeee — I prefer the flavored kind, right now it’s creme brulee/caramel nut truffle/pecan pie; it is soooo good it’s actually a pleasure to wake up to! Oh and, my 4 schnauzers and 1 old english sheepdog won’t give me any peace until I share some with them! 🙂
        Sake — that’s powerful stuff, just what a man saving the world needs! I prefer plum wine, but not much of it b/c it’s too sweet in anything but small doses. 🙂

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      • tubularsock says:

        Tubularsock is a simple-minded kind of a guy so his coffee is black. While I see you, wolfess are complex. No surprise there. And sharing your coffee with you canine friends is necessary for home peace I’m sure.

        It is nice to see that the English sheepdog doesn’t drink tea! And four schnauzers! You must have a huge abode. You may want to expand to an underground bunker.

        Yeah, plum wine is way too sweet and Tubularsock isn’t so sake is the call.

        I’m glad we got our drinking habits clear ……. back to saving the world. Cheers.

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  2. Jeff Nguyen says:

    The TVSMC sounds like the place to see and be seen. Sign me up.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Jeff, that’s great! Feel free to use the bunker’s heliport when you arrive to the next meeting. Radio when you’re fifteen minutes out so Tubularsock can have the Limo there upon your arrival to whisk you to the elevator.

      And thanks.

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  3. Tube, I doubt that I can become a member of your so exclusive and secret club because I just can’t keep a secret! LOL!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Shelby, of course YOU are welcome into the TVSMC. We are not the fucking Masonic Order for Christ sake!
      And just between Tubularsock and you, Shelby, (and Tubularsock is putting this in code so others can’t see) the secret order HAS no secret. Clever, yes?
      So your membership has been approved. And the submarine dock has been redecorated for your arrival at our next meeting. Please radio when you are fifteen minutes from the
      underground bunker’s pier so Tubularsock can have the Limo ready for your arrival to transcend you to the elevator.

      And thanks.

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      • Thank you kindly! And of course, I expect chilled champagne upon my arrival. LMAO!! I’m ‘high maintenance’.

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      • tubularsock says:

        Of course. That goes without saying my dear Shelby. We are not “primitives” here at the bunker! Three cases of the finest champagne will be on the pier awaiting your arrival. Tubularsock assumes that that will be enough to keep you well satisfied during your travel from the sub to Limo to elevator to luxury penthouse suite overlooking Washington D.C from Oakland,CA.

        You’ll be most impressed with bunker life ………..

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