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Now sojourn brought up an interesting observation that was introduced to him by a friend of his and that observation was that John Kerry looks very much like Lurch, the butler on the old TV show the Adams Family.

Well, Tubularsock doesn’t like to leave a stone unturned, stoned or not, so Tubularsock found an actual selfis that Tubularsock took just a few weeks ago. Funny Tubularsock didn’t notice any likeness at the time.


This then reminded Tubularsock of another observation that back in the late 1960’s David Steinberg, the comedian, brought to Tubularsock’s attention: “Richard Nixon has a face that looks like a foot … someone should put a sock on that.”


From that point forward the power of suggestion has taken over Tubularsock and these observations have and will, in the future, color Tubularsock’s view. Doesn’t take much if it’s true!

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  1. sojourner says:

    Absolute killer!! Too fucking funny!

    In comparison to the Kerry and his look-alike, and Nixon, of course, Tubularsock is the most striking and regal, in my humble opinion!


    • tubularsock says:

      Well sojourner thank you but as the old joke goes, “two cockroaches fall from a wall, one fell into a crack and the other fell onto a dead cat. Weeks later they encounter each other. One is weak and skinny and the other is fat and happy. The weak one says,’you look so good, why is that so?’
      The fat cockroach says, ‘brains and personality, brother, brains and personality’.” Some how that fits …. “brains and personality” sojourner.

      Thank you for the set up …… was fun and thank your friend.


  2. donzo442 says:

    Dick Nixon was the inspiration for the old barroom brawler – ‘spoon-a-butt’. Which when played full contact, could leave some damn nasty bruises.


    • tubularsock says:

      Well Dick left some fucking bruises but now compared to the ass-holes we’re dealing with today, he looks rather good.
      And don do remember what Dick left us all with:

      “I should say this, that Pat doesn’t have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat, and I always tell her she would look good in anything.

      One other thing I should probably tell you, because if I don’t, they will probably be saying this about me, too. We did get something, a gift, after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention that our two youngsters would like to have a dog, and, believe it or not, the day we left before this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore, saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was?

      It was a little cocker spaniel dog, in a crate that he had sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted, and our little girl Tricia, the six year old, named it “Checkers.

      And you know, the kids, like all kids, loved the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we are going to keep it!”

      COME ON don, it doesn’t get better that that!

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  3. Makes you wonder if Kerry has been tested for syphilis recently – he looks to me as if there’s something physically wrong with him. Either that or a drug problem. My ex-husband always said that Nixon looked like he was on speed. With the extreme paranoia he developed in the end, that seems a very likely possibility.


    • tubularsock says:

      Mentally as well, DrB.

      Well, if your ex was correct, Dick would have had to start as a speed-freak way back at Whittier!
      But if you have ever been to Whittier ……. well for Tubularsock there would not have been enough speed!


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