Do you offer this service? I’m having trouble receiving US mail in New Zealand – the post office is taking too long to read it. I used to be able to count on 12 hour turnaround.
Wow, DrB. You get better service than we get in the continental U.S.! Tubularsock does admit that Tubularsock Male Services ….Ahh, that’s another service. Tubularsock means Mail Services in this instance is much faster because Tubularsock is a speed reader!
It’s the new One World Order, where there are no national boundaries anymore, especially for the oligarchs and their political and military stooges!
I wonder if I could hitch a ride on one of these Orwellian doodads, and get my fat ass out of this piece of shit referred to as the UPC of M (United Penal Colonies of Merica)!
If I could, then maybe I could DROP OFF a message, or two, to Obomber on my way out. You know the kind of messages he’s been dropping on third-world disenfranchised peoples.
Tubularsock could arrange this idea you are thinking about but it will take just a little time. You see it won’t be long and Tubularsock will be able to buy a new fancy American drone from ISIS. They will be able to pick up a few when UPC of M starts to sell drones to their “allies”.
Of course Tubularsock will increase the sale price to you as any good capitalistic fellow would do and just like Obomber Tubularsock won’t take any responsibility for your use of the drone Tube sells you. As far as Tube is concerned its a weather balloon!
The contract for this deal will be sent post-haste.
If the FBI comes to your door with a contract just say NO! Another sting operation.
Yes, sojourner! You will get a medal for being brave. But you may want to stay low or even under the desk because somebody may hack in and then ….. boom!
“International law…”, that’s some pretty good shtick.
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It’s a great gig if you can get it!
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Do you offer this service? I’m having trouble receiving US mail in New Zealand – the post office is taking too long to read it. I used to be able to count on 12 hour turnaround.
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Wow, DrB. You get better service than we get in the continental U.S.! Tubularsock does admit that Tubularsock
MaleServices ….Ahh, that’s another service. Tubularsock means Mail Services in this instance is much faster because Tubularsock is a speed reader!LikeLike
It’s the new One World Order, where there are no national boundaries anymore, especially for the oligarchs and their political and military stooges!
I wonder if I could hitch a ride on one of these Orwellian doodads, and get my fat ass out of this piece of shit referred to as the UPC of M (United Penal Colonies of Merica)!
If I could, then maybe I could DROP OFF a message, or two, to Obomber on my way out. You know the kind of messages he’s been dropping on third-world disenfranchised peoples.
Just a thought
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Tubularsock could arrange this idea you are thinking about but it will take just a little time. You see it won’t be long and Tubularsock will be able to buy a new fancy American drone from ISIS. They will be able to pick up a few when UPC of M starts to sell drones to their “allies”.
Of course Tubularsock will increase the sale price to you as any good capitalistic fellow would do and just like Obomber Tubularsock won’t take any responsibility for your use of the drone Tube sells you. As far as Tube is concerned its a weather balloon!
The contract for this deal will be sent post-haste.
If the FBI comes to your door with a contract just say NO! Another sting operation.
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Again, I say, FUCKING COOL!! The FBI? Is this a fat joke: Fat Boy Institute?
Just kiddin’!
I’ll be saving my pennies, and I just bought a new can of roach killer. So if the FBI does show up, I’ll be ready!
Now I need to start dealing with my air and motion sickness!
Sorry, I hate to DRONE on like this!
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Roach killer sounds right.
Air and motion sickness will not be an issue ……. you drive these suckers from your TV set!
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Far out!
Wait, I’m having a flashback!
Nope! It was just the tumor again.
Wow, will I get a medal for being brave, hiding behind my flat-screen monitor, like these military types do?
I always liked arcade games, especially Pac Man and Asteroids, but no one got killed with them!
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Yes, sojourner! You will get a medal for being brave. But you may want to stay low or even under the desk because somebody may hack in and then ….. boom!
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