Posted: April 15, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election

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On the campaign trail Tubularsock has been working on shoring up his base by horsing around.

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Just your typical buffed hard working candidate riding into the sunset singing songs of the Rockies as opposed to the Ural.

It appears that some members of Tubularsock’s base are showing signs of campaign fatigue early and there still almost 19 months to go.

As Tubularsock was caught saying “I hope my base can “Ride Out” the campaign”.

An obvious reference to Bob Seger who has been mentioned as a possible running mate. As Bob put it,

“Is the media for real do we fake or do we feel

Do we base all our appeal on a model or a myth”

So before you support a candidate for President it is obvious that Tubularsock is the real deal as opposed to the MYTH. That is say, like Putin!


  1. swo8 says:

    Where did you get that “Alphafa” hair due?

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      swo8, Alphafa ….. Tubularsock does remember. The story about Tubularsock hair does have a history but not that far back. It is actually Tubularsock’s hair and it involves intoxication ….. but doesn’t everything?

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  2. sojourner says:

    Ah, methinks Shelby is smarting a bit! She’ll come around, she’s a good egg!

    Not me, my Capitan, my next president, no fatigue here! I’ve girded up my remaining loin, trussed up my hernia, saddled up my left and right saddle bags of flesh, and taken a laxative, so I am ready and rarin’ to go!

    “Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!”

    But I would suggest that you ‘saddle’ all the ‘horsin’ around! Please ‘bridle” yourself, my Capitan! Otherwise, it could be the “Trigger” needed to bring about some bad press from the other ‘horses’ asses who are your competition!

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    • Sojourner, see comment below! I have come to my senses! LMAO!!! Tube is DA MAN..uh is gonna be DA PRESIDENTE!


    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you sojourner for your candid political advice. Tubularsock would not want to “Trigger” bad press and end up with only a silver bullet!


      • sojourner says:

        What? Not even one yuck for all of my self deprecating nonsense? I worked my last few brain cells to the quick on that part of my comment, and can’t even get one insult, one wisecrack, out of it?

        I’m hurt. Yes, I know you did mention Trigger, so that is one! But….?

        I know! I know! Now that you’re a candidate for the presidency you don’t have time for all of those, like me, who have had nothing to do with you getting this far! But still….?

        I’m going to go pout now!


      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, pull yourself together man! We’re are war. There is no time to pout! Every brain cell is of upmost importance. Tubularsock would not be in this leading position if it wasn’t for your speech writing. Focus ….. get back to the deck and damn the torpedoes!


  3. I laughed SO fucking hard that it took me several minutes just to clear my eyes enough to type this!

    *insert empty space here* I had to stop once again due to unrestrained laughter. Now, let me see if I can get through this. AGAIN! *insert empty space here* I laughed SO hard that AGAIN, I couldn’t see to type.

    ROTFLMAO!!! I’ve ‘swung’ back to your camp, most definitely!! Vlad’s got nothing on YOU! I swear! If I knew where to send it, I’d send you a case of Wild Turkey! And that ain’t no lie! You got MY vote and I’m setting up a new ACORN like group! Between me and ALMOND, my new group, we will get you a win ’cause my new group is more inclusive!

    Neighbors for

    “ALMOND is a joy!”

    LMAO! You’re a ‘shoe-in’ now! We got cho back!

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  4. sojourner says:

    On a side note, I may be being messed with. I just had to dump two posts because the main jpeg, the subject of the post, would no longer show up. And it’s happening on some of my other posts as well!

    Maybe Big Bro is pissy today?


  5. sojourner says:

    I am definitely being messed with. Many of the jpegs I have used are all being withdrawn from my posts. I guess google is in cahoots with the powers that be!


  6. Tubularsock, That cowboy shtik is one of our favorite myths — so happy trails to all of us! I’m sure we’re up for the long haul, or cattle drive as the case may be. Saddle sores be damned! – Linda

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  7. Lisa says:

    You are cracking me up for real! Onward, Tube! I’m not tired yet!!!


  8. This campaign needs to go viral. I see a real phenomenon growing here.

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  9. sojourner says:

    “Man, sometimes mothers don’t think ahead and set their sons up for the cowboy life. Damn!”

    How true, how true! I could have been a one-percenter! Damn!


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