PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT #2

Posted: April 16, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election
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I want you…me tooThis is a paid political announcement and does not reflect the editorial position or implied endorsement of any political candidate even if TUBULARSOCK is by far the best and most qualified candidate running for President of the United States of America in 2016.

The following is a paid political message:

 

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Comments
  1. sojourner says:

    Brilliant, my el presidente elect!

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  2. Jeff Nguyen says:

    Brilliant marketing, Tubular. You need your very own Super PAC.

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  3. “Tubularsock can concentrate on getting the nuts to vote for him”

    I can help with that! My cousin’s husband’s daughter’s, step-sister that is married to my uncle’s niece’s grandson runs a lunatic asylum back up in the hills of ole Virginie…uh…Virginia and folks bring their hidden ‘problems’ to remain hidden from all across America. They are all registered voters. I’ll give cousin Ed a call. That’s 100 million votes right there!

    Now, that frees you up to concentrate on other more important things like, figuring out how to keep your hair twist from getting fucked up as you enter Air Force One. You’ve got to stay excellently coiffed!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Shelby thank your for handling your Cousin Ed for Tubularsock. This is a large advantage keeping all the nuts in a row until election day. Tubularsock is spending much time learning to dip when Tubularsock passes through doorways to practice his Air Force One entry. Really, it’s all hair and shoes ……

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  4. Just out of curiosity, did you focus group your campaign creative and what do the numbers look like?

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    • tubularsock says:

      DrB. the focus group numbers are where it’s at in modern political campaigns. Do you think Tubularsock would neglect a key ingredient to his Oval Office Success?
      Tubularsock can only say that the numbers are numerical. Thank you for your comment.

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  5. Reblogged this on shelbycourtland and commented:
    Now, here is a presidential candidate that my new Super Pac can get behind and did.

    I want to make a formal announcement. Ahem! Silence please!

    The Super Pac ALMOND( we were not affiliated in any way with ACORN) is a JOY is backing Tubularsock for President of the United States of America 2016!

    ALMOND stands for:
    American
    Latino
    Mexican
    Oriental
    Neighbors for
    Democracy!

    or in other words,
    ALMOND
    Join
    Or
    You’ll wish you had!

    Tubularsock for president everyone!!!!

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  6. Is it too soon to roll out an official campaign song? You seem pretty thorough, so maybe that’s already nailed down. – Linda

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  7. Michael Fuhrig says:

    I knew it! I knew it! Tubularsock has always had a lust for power. And now we see it in all its glory!

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