SEPTIC TANK BOOGIE: REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”?

Posted: August 5, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Donald Trump, Republican Debate
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SEPTIC TANK BOOGIE: REPUBLICAN “DEBATE”?

Now today Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C from Oakland, CA and thinking about the principle of septic tanks. You see a septic tank has to be vented in order to allow the gasses that shit produces to be released. A 2” vent usually does the trick.

Now in large cities the sewer treatment plants often burns off that gas but a single septic tank just releases that gas into the atmosphere.

And of course Tubularsock believes that there is a correlation between shit, gas and the Republican debate that is being hosted by a huge producer of gas …. Fox Ooze.

And the only reason an intelligent being would even watch this  is ……..

Ok. An intelligent being wouldn’t but let Tubularsock say that you are just absorbed in the absurd and haven’t really got a life so go ahead, dial it in.

No really. It is going to be well viewed by a huge number for only ONE REASON ……

You already know …… DONALD TRUMP.

Now you know how boring these silly “debates” are whether it’s a Democrat or Republican “debate” it is empty. It’s all show and no go ………

But because Donny may just go off ……. well that is why it will be watched and it will be well watched. Just for the possibility of A REALITY TV SHOW spin.

It does put a great deal of pressure on Trump because he’s the show.

Now Tubularsock noticed that Sarah Palin has stated that Trump is the candidate for “Joe-Six-Pack” and who could argue with that?

Sarah wrote, “The elites are shocked by Trump’s dominance, but everyday Americans aren’t. Everywhere I’ve gone this summer, including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed-up Joe Six-Pack Americans, the folks I meet commiserate about wussified slates of politicians, but then unsolicited, they whisper their appreciation for Trump because he has the guts to say it like it is.”

Well yes, why not. And with Trump’s strong foreign policy platform anchored by a higher, longer, thicker border wall between Mexico and the U.S., out dealing Putin in deal making and surrounding ISSI …….. why worry?

No, Tubularsock is excited. Tubularsock would only add a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the West Coast to keep those “Chinks” out and a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the Atlantic Coast to keep the “Huns” at bay and YES on a higher, longer, thicker border wall along the Canadian border to keep us from being attacked by Canadian Mountie Terrorists. Then we are sure to be safe.

And with Tubularsock’s additional higher, longer thicker border walls Tubularsock is talken’ so high that we would even keep Icarus out! And that dude flies really high if legend is correct. We as true Americans don’t want any Greek immigrants coming here and ruining American blood lines, now do we!

So Sarah and Don and Tubularsock are on the same page BUT PERHAPS a different book.

Oh my, Tubularsock has digressed.

Well, in reality within the illusion in which we occupy, the show will go on but the deal is already completed.

Donald could go any which way at the debate but Jeb will come off like a fucking boy scout and he has already won the nomination anyway and he’ll run against Hillary who will win the 2016 election.

Want to bet?

The deal has already been agreed to and all the rest is the show.

It is best to remember the words of the late George Carlin when it comes to politics:

“. . . it’s a big club and you ain’t in it . . . You see, the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American dream. Cause ya have to be asleep to believe it.”

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Comments
  1. donzo442 says:

    Rethuglican clown show! I hate clowns.

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    • tubularsock says:

      What can Tubularsock say, Don. Tubularsock too has always hated clowns. I think it comes from those scary movies about being trapped in the hall of mirrors. Tubularsock has flashbacks of those halls of mirrors and somehow the dems and rethuglican’s control the carney ride. Thanks for your input. Hmmm, maybe it’s the rubber red nose.

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  2. Johnny Ojanpera says:

    I’m writing you in on the ballot tonight while I dream of America. You, Tubularsock are the boyscout to end the boyscouts.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Johnny, thank you for the support in the American dream. Tubularsock can vision you and I singing the star spangled banner together in a heavy metal/rap beat with a salsa undertone. A bit newish wave. As for the boyscoutness not so much. Tubularsock was drummed out of cub scouts for the willingness to burn the American flag. To Tubularsock, boyscouts and brown shirt natzi youth are the same thing. But on second thought a “boyscout to END the boyscouts” would require an MK-47, hmmmmm. Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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  3. swo8 says:

    Hi Tubularsock, just think of Donald as your 2″ vent.
    Leslie

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    • tubularsock says:

      swo8, Tubularsock will “picture” that and coming from an artist such as yourself Tubularsock can “see” it. However, we are speaking of The Trump here and that would require a 48″ vent for sure. Thanks for the comment. Tubularsock is enjoying your recent run of your paintings on your blog. Excellent!

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  4. Your post is extremely timely. There’s just been a new study reported by the National Academy of Science that septic tanks don’t work – they don’t prevent fecal bacteria from contaminating streams, rivers and lakes: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/news/fullstory_153912.html

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    • tubularsock says:

      Now if there is anything that Tubularsock is ……. is timely about septic tanks! You mean it takes the National Academy of Science to tell us that digging a huge hole in the ground pouring concrete walls around it, shitting in it and allowing the contents to leach into the surrounding ground water is ahhhh, not so smart. Fucking Awesome …….. that’s science!

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      • onnovocks says:

        In spite of new regulation requiring 2 tanks and a mound, this problem will solve itself. The Well is often located within 100Ft from the Septic system 🙂

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      • tubularsock says:

        onnovocks welcome to Tubularsock and thank you for taking the time to comment. It is good to get the latest update of the new regulations on septic tank requirements. Tubularsock assumes that shit still falls down hill. So all’s good.

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  5. Wick Burner says:

    I am saddened to learn, through your words of wisdom fired from the bunker, that the Trump-thing is really just a sideshow… I was so looking forward to witnessing, from yonder side of the Pacific, a ‘Great Duel’ between Hilarious Clinton & Donald You’reFired, that might result in America being lifted back to its rightful place, when y’all wake up and vote for the Greatest American Magnate That Ever Lived.

    Oh well… Maybe next time.

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  6. Tubularsock, Septic tanks don’t work? Well hell. That’s it then, we will definitely drown in our own droppings! I’ll try to resist saying that’s what we get for being so full of … fecal matter. I truly will. Sigh. Too bad none of this is really funny. Absurd, yes! Next-best thing maybe? Thanks for another insightful look at the wide world of farce, a.k.a. american politics! – Linda

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  7. sojourner says:

    Septic tanks? What a pile of shit!

    Debates? What a pile of shit!
    Sarah Palin? What a pile of shit!
    Joe Six-Pack? What a pile of shit!
    Donny Trump? What a pile of shit!
    Jeb Bush? What a pile of shit!
    Hillary Clinton? What a pile of shit!

    Merica? What a pile of shit!

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  8. sojourner says:

    Founding fathers? What a pile of shit!

    “Fuck em All, Fuck em All, the long and the short and the tall”

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  9. Jay says:

    The deal has already been agreed to and all the rest is the show.

    That is so jaded, and yet, inarguable.

    I find myself reading this with a smark – you know, a half-smile in just one lowly corner of my mouth, except that half-smile grows as I read and then I need to excuse myself.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Yeah, Tubularsock agrees with you Jay that it is so jaded but well ……
      Money is the vote and those with it have access and those without it don’t.
      Pretty simple.

      It could be different but that would mean that the citizens would have to take responsibility for their actions or rather lack of action and that would mean a lot of focus.

      And lets face it ……. movies are so much easier and then you go home.

      Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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