NEWS FIT TO HAPPEN!

Posted: September 3, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, China, NSA
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TUBE HEADING light

 

Formation at the parade in Beijing: soldiers must fulfill sometimes especially choreographic tasks in times of cyber wars. The question that has arisen by the NSA about this photograph is:

Tube Chinese Parade

“ARE THE CHINESE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION?

CIA analysts have been tasked to break this Chinese Puzzle Code or CPC as it is known at Headquarters.

Because of the complex nature of the CPC the NSA and the CIA has ask for public input which can be accomplished in the comments by clicking the little red number in the upper right top of this article.

THIS INFORMATION IS FOR YOUR EYES ONLY AND WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN THREE SECONDS.

Tube pen sig

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Comments
  1. onnovocks says:

    It’s Blue, ..well it was Blue a moment ago 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen onnovock #737142890.
      Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.
      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.
      Our analysts have noted the blue/not blue information.
      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 2 people

  2. donzo442 says:

    I think I did it wrong. My finger got stuck in the CPC…

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen Don #336587477

      Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

      Our analysts have noted that you have been trapped by the Chinese and has sent a highly trained commando unit to rappel into your location.

      In the mean time push your fingers in and relax.

      And whatever you do avoid following any advice in your next fortune cookie!

      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 2 people

  3. swo8 says:

    I think you have some serious backing there for your campaign, Tubularsock.
    Leslie

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen Leslie #C769452001

      Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

      We see here that you are aware of the Tubularsock Presidential bid for the 2016 election.
      The NSA & CIA are aware as well. Do you believe that the CPC may “involve” Tubularsock?

      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 3 people

  4. sojourner says:

    3, 2, 1….. waiting….. still waiting… Nope! Still here!

    You never fail to make me chuckle!

    I wonder if some Chinese official is on line now, and has run across the image above? I can hear him now, “Damn Yankees!”

    Oh no wait, wasn’t “Damn Yankees” a musical or something? I’m so confused!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen sojourner #984567395.

      Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

      Our analysts have taken in your “Damn Yankees” reference and are doing a complete breakdown of its meaning. There is confusion with the musical number in the first act, “A Little Brains, a Little Talent”.

      Is this Chinese infiltrator attempting to make some kind of point about America?

      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 2 people

      • sojourner says:

        It’s #666666666! I’m such a little devil!

        Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        Thank you Citizen sojourner #984567395.

        Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

        As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

        Our analysts have taken note of a fraudulent attempt by unknown parties to date to alter YOUR citizen number.

        Please call our toll free number to verify your existence ……. thank you.

        It has also been noted that you ARE ….”such a little devil”. The staff at the NSA & CIA FREEDOM LINE have found to date no argument with that statement …… thank you.

        This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

        And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

        Liked by 1 person

  5. Genie says:

    What? you just said that subliminal messages are too subliminal for you!
    I’m going to add this to my reply to you there — the pic with you in China!

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen Genie #333457879
      .
      Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

      Our analysts have noted that you find a subliminal message within the CPC. We thank you for your insight and have sent the photograph to be analyzed by our subliminal-simulator.

      It is also been noted a breach in protocol by your sending this photo elsewhere.

      May we remind you that the NSA & CIA will be viewing this new location with its “new-location-simulator.

      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 2 people

  6. Jay says:

    Dear CIA,
    I think your policies are a little vague and tend to favour your whims rather than the good of the people, and so I am hesitant to tell you that
    a) I’ve cracked the code
    b) You’re gonna feel like idiots
    c)I’m a Canadian citizen

    Come get me, boys!

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen Jay #C733549366
.
 Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

      Our analysts have noted that you come from a gene pool that indicates a high degree of animosity toward authority. Some analysts have identified your gene strain as “celluloid-terrorist”.

      We have assigned Agent 666 to process our findings and coincidently he will be at the Toronto International Film Festival September 11th and he just happens to be attending exactly the same 12 films that you will be attending.

      He will be in the grey sweater with glasses with Nike leisure shoes.

      As far as being Canadian. We at the FREEDOM LINE views everyone as one freedom loving family.

      Enjoy.

      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.
      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 1 person

  7. The Chinese are definitely trying to tell US something. Now, the question is, “Will we take heed?” And as far as I am concerned, the Chinese are totally blunt and are not beating about the Bushes with this message. It is crystal clear to me.

    “Take a closer look at the puzzle.
    The picture is crystal clear.
    The Chinese are on their game.
    It’s Tubularsock for Prez next year!”

    Thanks! Another Tubularsock great!

    Liked by 2 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Thank you Citizen Shelby #277659347
.
 Welcome and thank you for your response to the NSA & CIA good citizen’s FREEDOM LINE.

      As you know we respect your privacy and wish to support your valuable input into our attempt to solve the CPC.

      Our analysts have noted that you have found some type of graphic design within the Chinese marching military photo. We have sent it off to the LALC (Look A Little Closer) lazier identifier.

      Thank you for your rapid response.

      This message is for your eyes only and will self-destruct in three seconds.

      And from all of us to all of you …… have a nice day.

      Liked by 1 person

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