HAIR RAISING 2016

Posted: November 1, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election
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As the polls for Donald Trump start to drop the typical Hair-Tactic (HT) is being brought out to challenge the front runners. But Tubularsock is not scared!

“Is Donnie fucking kidding?”, stated hairstylist Jeni from Oakland, CA. “Some have the right hair for the job of leader of the free world and other have lesser hair.”

With clippers in hand Jeni continued, “My vote goes to Tubularsock for President in 2016, because HAIR MATTERS!”

 

As the people speak the polls are indicative of the wash, rinse, and style of American politics. And at the tip of that scale is TUBULARSOCK!

AND DON’T YOU FORGET IT!

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Comments
  1. sojourner says:

    So the Trump is fading. This shows you how much I give a shit. I have not read or listened to anything dealing with this campaign, beyond your posts, of course!

    Needless to say, Trump loses the hair battle: Donnie’s do, in comparison to your work of art, is like a turd being compared to a rare, beautiful diamond.

    Although, I must admit, I would have expected Donnie’s head to be more pointy than yours!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well sojourner you show good judgement in not giving a shit and have you noticed that even with that the craziness continues.

      Tubularsock does like the imagery of “turd vs. diamond” however.

      The Donald is running out of steam because now everybody realizes that building a wall and stealing everybody else’s oil is what this country is already doing so he’s just another business as usual candidate with a big ego a mouth to match.

      Thanks for taking the time to comment.

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      • sojourner says:

        The craziness will never end, evidently!

        “The Donald is running out of steam because now everybody realizes that building a wall and stealing everybody else’s oil is what this country is already doing so he’s just another business as usual candidate with a big ego a mouth to match.”

        Spot on and correctamundo! (I just had a flashback to the 70s!) Donnie is a “bloviating ignoramus,” as one right leaning commentator referred to him in 2012.

        This reference managed to stretch my vocab a bit, since up until then, I was unfamiliar with bloviate, or “talking at length, especially in an inflated or empty way”

        Doesn’t this def. just fit old Donnie to the tee!!

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      • tubularsock says:

        Tubularsock loves “correctamundo”! Ignoramus is enough for Tubularsock. Thanks sojourner.

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  2. donzo442 says:

    Projectile polling numbers would suggest that the Donald is ‘receding’ his grasp on the hare-line ambivalence of the Amerikan people. Come November 2016, the Donald will be but a memory of hairstyles of yore.

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  3. swo8 says:

    Be careful, Tubularsock, they teased Justin Trudeau about his hair and he won the election.(Thank heavens) I don’t think you would want the same result.
    Leslie

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    • tubularsock says:

      Not to worry Leslie. Donnie hadn’t a chance from the start. The race will be between Jeb and Hillary with Hillary the winner. This has already been decided. Oh sure we’ll vote but the results are already in and the “citizens” will believe that they made the choice.

      If only we had somebody like Justin even running it would be uplifting but THIS IS AMERICA not Canada. We only run the near dead and the lame!

      Thanks for commenting.

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  4. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube:
    Donald Trump has a hair up his ass. Yours is just on your head-you’ll clearly be the winner.

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