CONSISTENT HILLARY

Posted: April 11, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton
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Tube Hillary on:off

 

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  1. Lara/Trace says:

    I am grateful for one thing – this blog which makes me laugh when I really want to cry

    Liked by 4 people

  2. swo8 says:

    That’s one dangerous woman there.
    Leslie

    Liked by 2 people

  3. donzo442 says:

    Killary holds a cavalier disregard for human life. That and she’s one insufferable cow.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. sojourner says:

    I find these cow comments about Killary to be UDDERLY ridiculous. They bring back some bad MAMMARIES! Maybe we should have a Hillary tipping party?

    Like Nixon, the Hillary always has a bit of bovine perspiration on her upper lip area. You have to look close, since her ‘stache is covering it up!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. sojourner says:

    This reminds me of an old Ogden Nash poem:

    I never saw a purple cow
    I never hope to see one
    But I can tell you anyhow
    I’d rather see than be one

    His poetry was the TEETS!

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    • tubularsock says:

      And now for a Tubularsock Pro-Cow Moment:

      A cowcentric poem
      of what not one is
      Is very hostile to the milking biz

      If Ogden Nash had made his rhyme
      And supported the cows
      That milk on time

      He’d never have to be so mean
      To that purple cow
      That makes his cream

      And Nashing up all that steam
      Didn’t help that cow’s
      self esteem!

      Liked by 3 people

      • sojourner says:

        This is it! This is was it is going to put you over the top, Tube!

        Another of Tube’s hidden talents come to the surface, for all to gaze on in shock and awe!

        Tube is a poet who knows it!

        Ogden Nash, if you’re still sucking wind, which I doubt, eat your heart out and Hush your Mouth!

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      • tubularsock says:

        So are saying that Tubularsock can quit his day job now?

        Liked by 2 people

  6. sojourner says:

    “So are saying that Tubularsock can quit his day job now?”

    Why would quit toking and sipping WT, el presidente elect?

    Liked by 2 people

  7. sojourner says:

    We have just broken the record for brrrump bump, chiiii!

    Liked by 2 people

  8. Tubularsock, I feel Sojourner’s onto something here. If Profiles In Courage really got JFK elected … as opposed to his daddy’s Chicago payoffs? … then you’re as good as crowned (sorry, I mean inaugurated) right now! Way to go! Tubularsock, our clear and literary choice in 2016!

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    • tubularsock says:

      The flame that makes a literary star
      May blow out earlier than what you saw

      JFK’s daddy’s Chicago bucks
      Did much more to line up the ducks

      Profiles In Courage did make its rounds
      But for vote getting, it’s not that sound

      So Tubularsock needs a rich daddy’s money
      ‘cause cash speaks louder than poetic funnies.

      It could work well Tube does suppose
      If one would tweet out all their prose

      But in the end as we know so well
      That is exactly why, politics smells!

      Liked by 3 people

      • sojourner says:

        Another gem, Tube 2016!

        To Tube the elect:

        You’re a poet laureate
        And we all do adore it
        Your steadfast prose
        Always hits it right on the nose

        With all these wanabe wankers in disguise
        Runnin’ and gunnin’ for the prize
        Tube is our only light in the darkness
        He is so bright his middle name must be Farkness

        And in the end
        If Tube ain’t the man
        Then we the people
        Will need to flee to Saipan

        But have no fear
        For Tube will be here
        Because Hillary and Donnie
        Will have taken it in the rear!

        A bonus, for your listening pleasure:

        I snoze a sneeze into the air
        It fell to earth I knew not where
        But hard and cold were the looks of those
        In whose vicinity I had snoze! (Author unknown)

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  9. You guys are a riot!
    And come what may,
    you’ll win hands down
    at the end of the day.

    Don’t sweat the little stuff
    and don’t go down on Hillary
    she’ll make you hate yourself
    and shrink your big willie!

    Put your eggs in Tube’s basket
    and he won’t break one.
    He’s the president of the future
    and he’s America’s native son!

    You guys go with yo bad self!

    Liked by 3 people

  10. tubularsock says:

    Well it appears that Tubularsock is hosting a poets convention.
    Glad to see so much creativity coming out all this political defecation.

    And all that political defecation
    Needs constant edification

    And what better way than stratification
    Of all this poetic adulation

    Perhaps we should all be looking for better fortification!

    Thanks guys …………

    Liked by 3 people

    • sojourner says:

      Tube,

      We all seem to be poets who don’t even know it
      We can rhyme any and everytime

      Our prose is in your honor
      Of this fact I do not ponder

      You are the man with the plan
      And we are all your big fans!

      Liked by 2 people

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