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SAME SHELL GAME DIFFERENT PEAS & KAREN PENCE!

 

 

OK, here’s Tubularsock’s take on all this political bull shit.

We all know that Orange-Donnie-Little-Dick is a fucking crook!

We all know that Step-en-fetch-it-Barack is a fucking crook!

We all know that Killary-The-Bitch-Clinton is a fucking crook!

We all know that Head-Up-His-Ass-George W. is a fucking crook!

We all know that the Bill-Stained-Dress-Clinton is a fucking crook!

And we all know Walking-Alzheimer’s-Biden is a fucking crook!

But none of that matters.

These are the offers from the power elite for the American citizen to choose from and it is a closed system. THEY WERE PRE-CHOSEN for you to vote for and THAT is what is called a “FREE” election in the United States!

That is why we continue wars of aggression throughout the world attacking whomever we wish and supporting terrorists throughout the world to destabilize areas and KEEP them destabilized to “OUR” corporate advantage.

You do realize that the CIA is one of the largest TERRORIST groups IN THE WORLD! Right?

EVEN though the vast majority of American citizens DON’T WANT WAR!

We have continue war ……… NO MATTER which pre-selected presidential candidate you have the “freedom” to vote for in ANY given election.

Tubularsock calls it FreeDoom voting!

Yet it seems that few American citizens seem to notice and even fewer seem to care. They seem to rally around the clowns and circus not noticing it is all being orchestrated and at the end of the “free” election it is business as usual.

Yet, what seems to be true may not be. There is a bright side. There is a huge number of Americans who appear to have caught on that they have been herded like sheep and have decided NOT TO VOTE at all.

And for Tubularsock that is a possible beginnings of citizen “blow-back”. It is not not voting for lack of interest it is a lack of interest because in truth it is a LACK OF CHOICE!

They just would rather not vote than to vote for the same old same old.

But for Tubularsock THAT is only the first step. Recognition that you have been HAD!

Oh, and if you haven’t noticed the usual business does nothing to enrich the average Joe Schmo or his family ……. but there is always iPhone70 to entertain them.

Yet, here we go again ………

The Ukraine and the whistle-blower …… have YOU read the 9-page whistle-blower complaint? Tubularsock has and it is clear enough to prove that Orange-Dump is pretty much a C-rated mafia boss in a B rated movie with nothing even close to a “10” performance.

Talking about pathetic ………… Dump is pathetic. A true 3, max! And only that is due to breast size of a fat old man!

And to see a Ukraine comic and an American game-show host have a press conference together is really rich!

THIS!, is what World Leadership has come to?

And even more scary is the current dominate concept that the United States power elite puts Joe and Don up AS LEADERSHIP for the future for this country.

It is pretty much like stacking shit on top of shit and asking for a vote!

FLUSH …….. is the only answer if that is what the final ballot shows.

One really has to ponder, is this really the end of civilization? This is the level we have come to? Makes Global Warming look good!

And if your stomach hasn’t turned yet just take a second to look at Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders defense of the Orange Turd and tell Tubularsock if you can tell the difference between them and a bedpan full of afterbirth fluid clinging to life support.

Damn those two are repulsive semi-human beings! Amen.

But you don’t think Tubularsock is going to leave you on such a downer note do you?

Hell no!

The entire shit show is represented best with “Mother” (Karen Pence) proclaiming, at a Minnesota campaign rally that she likes how Trump treats young women and sees the respect he has for his daughters.

Right on Karen, Donnie wanted to “date” and fuck Ivanka and in general grab pussies of women!

At least from this photo Karen seems to be prepared to protect herself from Donnie’s treatment of women.

But EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE coming from a woman who teaches at a “religious” school which bans LGBT students is her husband’s “open relationship” with Donnie as shown in this photo.

 

 

But nothing turns “Mother” on more than Trump Fucking the American Flag!

 

 

Karen Pence TOO as well as her husband has lost all true perception and has fallen quickly into the cesspool of religious hypocrisy.

But why not, Mother should have remembered that playing with the DEVIL taints one’s soul …… amen.

 

 

THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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OH NO! GROPEN’ JOE BIDEN

Well like Tubularsock constantly says, “there is always something”.

And the “deplorables” make up much of the U.S. population …….. No! really.

Now don’t get mixed up. Killery first used the term “deplorables”, aiming at the low IQ or rather the NO IQ Dump supporters. Proving the Tubularsock Theory that no IQ-er’s stick together. (That’s Science!)

However when the “backlash” came in after her statement she did the regular political jig of re-framing the statement.

The only difficulty that Tubularsock can see about the term “deplorables” is that they span the entire American political system.

Tubularsock is not a firm believer in counting the votes of dead people in order to rig an election, even though many of the dead are smarter than living Americans, nor is Tubularsock a firm believer in running a DEAD-PAST-OVER-FINISHED-CANDIDATE for President of the United States.

Enter stage RIGHT ……… Gropen’ Joe Biden! The man who believes that sticking his nose and mouth into a woman’s ear or hair and wishing them advice or encouragement is a little outdated but WAS ok to do IN THE PAST.

Gropen’ Joe has JUST figured out that uncomfortable encounters or instances of inappropriate touching isn’t like it was in the good old days. Times have changed NOW and he understands that “social norms are changing” and “the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.”

NO Gropen’ Joe, IT NEVER HAS BEEN OK! You old crusty fuck!

 

Creepy to say the least but slimy old egalitarian Joe sometimes let his hand wondered in all the wrong places.

 

Oh sure it’s creepy, but hell Gropen’ Joe has been around the block dozens of times and now the corporate Democrats are attempting  Resurrection and are just as out of touch with the American electorate as they were when they attempted to dump Killery-The-Bitch on the nation, which led to Head-Stuck-Up-His-Ass-Dump winning!

 

But OLD Gropen’ Joe also has other opinions about women which may be a little ahhh, well chauvinistic.

Like Gropen’ Joe’s view on abortion.

Gropen’ Joe believes that the Supreme Court’s decision on Roe vs Wade “went too far”!

AND “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

And as far as Tubularsock knows, no one has asked Gropen’ Joe, IF HE THINKS A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE SOLE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIS ERECTION OR NOT.

 

It may be a good idea that we keep the fucking government and the fucking church out of our fucking bedrooms. Now that is a FUCKING good idea!

 

NOW, you guessed it …….. that ain’t all folks!

There was the case of Anita Hill and now Justice All Hands Clarence Thomas who because of his fine upstanding sexual harassment became a Supreme Court Justice. No, Gropen’ Joe voted against Thomas’ nomination but he blocked Anita Hill’s corroborate witnesses to Thomas’ sexual conduct from speaking even though they were all present and ready to testify.

And who would be surprised from a guy who believes that a woman doesn’t have a right to say what should happen to her body!

 

However Gropen’ Joe makes a fine candidate for the Black vote.

If you haven’t paid attention, he had the highest respect for Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms both solid racists. Gropen’ Joe also held a solid opposition to and successfully pushed through legislation against bussing that denied equal education to minority children trapped in underfunded school districts.

Another fine “freedom fighter”, that’s Ol’ Gropen’ Joe!

And we can’t forget his backing along with Strom Thurmond a bill that abolished parole for federal prisoners and the passing of  a bill that set a mandated 5-year term for anyone convicted of possessing a tiny piece of crack, creating the famous disparity in sentencing between “white drugs” and “black drugs.” Thus increasing the Black prison population.

NOTE: The way that legislation worked was a tiny bit of “crack cocaine” carried a 5 year mandatory sentence. And crack at the time was used primarily in the Black community. However “powdered cocaine” was not tied to the 5 year mandatory sentence thus saving all those White lawyers, White stock brokers, White bankers, and White Congress members from going to jail. Seems fair to ol’joe!

But don’t fear ………. Ol’ Gropen’ Joe in January of this year has cleared all that up by saying he “regretted” his tough-on-crime bills during his time in Congress. Well, oh gosh. That should settle all that prison time for the Black folk!

But what captures Ol’ Gropen’ Joe’s “old-timey” ways toward Blacks is best expressed in this statement about Obummer in 2007:

“. . . the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

Will, yessa massa’ ……… “bright and clean”!

All Tubularsock has to say is if ANY Black person votes for this “ol’ timey” racist grandpa, you deserve what you get!

 

Are you tired yet? Oh sure, Tubularsock can continue ………….. ad nauseam really!

 

Let’s look at the ability, just like Step-‘en-Fetch-It Obama, Gropen’ Joe will bend over and take it up the ass by Corporate America. And he’s proven it time and again!

Gropen’ Joe is a big Big BIG supporter of the Banksters! He, over the years, has bent over backwards to please them. Gropn’ Joe supported the to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act helping free the banks of Delaware to gamble with great success that helped to lead to the 2008 financial “to big to fail” collapse of run away banking.

Oh, yep ……… Gropen’ Joe has said he regrets this vote to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act but you know others lost their houses and pensions which just helped the White middle class folks FEEL like the Black folks.

Gropen’ Joe walked away unscathed. So FUCK YOU!

And Gropen’ Joe has served his Bankster friends by passing a long series of laws denying students the protection of bankruptcy laws. Students today cannot escape their huge debts and must accept lifelong poverty like responsible adults as corporations go bankrupt and still walk away without concern. Well hell, that’s Capitalism!

 

And let us not forget Gropen’ Joe’s support in the past of building a FENCE along the Southern boarder to keep out those “illegals” from bringing drugs to the U.S.!

As everyone ALWAYS has known, 90% of drugs coming into the U.S. has never gone through the Southern boarder, but rather through Ports of Entry such as Miami, New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Kalamazoo!

Some of the best cocaine Tubularsock ever tried was smuggled into SF harbor inside a cargo container of high resin skateboards from Brazil. The resin kept the sniffing drug dogs from picking up the scent. The not so amazing thing about this is that this was a weekly occurrence.

Oh well, Tubularsock lost contact with these smugglers and found that cocaine never really worked for Tubularsock. Tubularsock’s metabolism has always moved at a far greater rate than any “lift” coke could provide. So what’s the point?

And Tubularsock has a stack or is it a line of stuff here but Tubularsock is only going to mention one more thing about sleepy Gropen’ Joe and that is his MIDDLE OF THE ROAD position when it come to the New Green Deal.

Middle of the road is not a safe place to stand on ANY issue except for the gutless and it is there that Gropen’ Joe is at the height of his ability, GUTLESS! Fucking who needs that?

As for climate change and the environment there is NO TRUE DEBATE. Man has ruined the air, the water, the soil of this earth and all FOR WHAT? PROFIT???

It is way past time to turn this around and stop trying to “prove” or “not prove” if man is responsible for fucking all this up ……….. look at the rivers, the ocean, the air!

Even the most backward, uneducated, primitive creature has enough “common” sense to not shit in the water hole …….. NOT MAN!

 

Wow, ALL THIS TO SAY ……….. NO ON BIDEN!

Wake up and find a new creative direction rather than following a walking dead grandpa with no guts. And if the Democrats insist like they did with pushing Killery they will lose again.

Wake the fuck up!

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THE DEAD CAN DANCE MIDTERMS

Now here is a happy election note for one to play on their Horny-Trumpet!

It appears that Dennis Hof, the Trump-Ass-Hole-Like brothel owner, a true total PIG of a man, won his Nevada’s 36th Assembly District by a LANDSLIDE victory.

And it really shows the depth of intelligence of the Republicans in Nevada’s 36th Assembly District because HE’S DEAD!

Yep, Dennis died three weeks BEFORE the election after his celebrating his 72nd birthday by OVER partying.

But even though he was dead the Republicans in the district voted to have him represent them by 63% of the vote.

Maybe because they are DUMB or maybe because they had voted overwhelmingly for another loser a couple of years back, Donnie Trump.

But there is an argument to be made that the Republican’s in the 36th Assembly District voted for the dead Hof in order not to flip the seat to the Democrats. Which may be a possibility. And this could hold water for Tubularsock except Tubularsock has been in this part of Nevada and brilliance is not a strong suit!

But Tubularsock will give them this; that in the 36th Assembly District they would have been better off electing a rattle snake rather than a gross dead pig!

 

Now both Dennis and Donnie had a lot in common.

First they BOTH are 72. Hmmm. Maybe that’s a sign.

And second, Dennis wrote a book, “The Art of the Pimp” (Tubularsock is not kidding here) based on Donnie’s “The Art of the Deal”.

Damn they are like brothers! Both FAT, STUPID, and INTELLECTUALLY VOID!

But why should those qualities stand in the way of a Republican?

You see Republicans in this election went ahead and voted in two other Republican candidates that have current Indictments against them.

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R), 50th District of California with a 60-count indictment on felony charges of wire fraud and campaign finance violations.

Rep. Chris Collins (R), 27th District of New York with an indictment on federal insider trading charges.

But hey, crooks have to make a living too! Why not have them represent you in government with their friends.

Once people get an eye opening event with the Trump tax returns …….. will any of the Republicans even take note?

Ok maybe a C-note. It’s par for the Republican mind set.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. All this is not to say that the Republicans are the only ones that have dirty laundry.

The Clinton’s are right up there with the Republican criminal element for sure. They all belong to the same social circles and private clubs and even play golf together at times.

And no surprise, the people that AREN’T in those circles are YOU and your friends!

BUT IT’S YOU that pays the price …….. do you get that, yet?

 

So now we have the dead being elected and the voters with their addresses listed as the local cemetery must be voting for their own kind.

So all this “voter fraud” being bantered around is really only sour grapes because the dead representatives are just being elected by the cemetery crowd and thereby just being supportive of their base!

Ahhhh ………. all’s good with democracy!

 

THE CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS!

You know, Tubularsock really doesn’t know exactly where to begin.
Should it be the Monroe Doctrine?

Nah, Monroe’s dead.

Should it be the United Fruit Company?

Nah, that banana has already been shoved up your ass.

Just how much history do you know when it comes to Latin America.

What country has placed into power and supported more dictators and despots in Latin America than any other country in the world?

YOUR COUNTRY BONKEE!

The United States of America.

So what in the fuck is all this raging about THE CARAVAN coming toward our precious boarders?

The Fox News Whorelets on the morning show provided a story about THE CARAVAN which as usual Dumb-Shit-Dump got all animated about and went off on it.

Of course, neither the Fox News Whorelets or Dumb-Shit-Dump know anything about the subject AT ALL ………… DUMB FUCKS ALL, to coin a phrase.

 

(Enter Tubularsock stage left)

Now lets get something straight, right off the top. This Caravan Thing is a YEARLY PROTEST and the goal is to raise awareness of the conditions many are fleeing in Central America. And many of these conditions have been created by the United States! (ask Killery)

This particular “Via Cruz” (annual marches), organized by Pueblo Sin Fronteras (The People Without Borders), is now in its eighth year and is made up of mostly Central Americans.

This protest started with about 1200 people and most will end their protest by the time they hit Mexico City. Only 150 to 200 people will continue to the U.S. boarder to APPLY FOR ASYLUM. Get it? They are not sneaking into the U.S. THEY ARE APPLYING FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM!  Which is condoned by both U.S. and International Law.

 

Now Dump is claiming that because of his exposure of this CAREENING CARAVAN OF CHAOS it has been broken up BUT THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR and only a handful of refugees EVER ask for political asylum from the U.S. at the boarder.

Dump has nothing to do with it! Except to show that like EVERYTHING ELSE he does he is CLUELESS! A real DUMB FUCK SUPREME!

But lets get a more complete view of this entire mess. As much as Tubularsock thinks that Dump is a complete ASSHOLE, Tubularsock does not exclude Killery and Step-en-fetch-it-Obummer as complete and utter ASSHOLES as well.

For Tubularsock this is a family of assholes!

And it is all based on Corporate Democrats and Corporate Republicans and the fact that it is well established that the Corporate “member” being rammed up Trump’s, Hillary’s and Obama’s asshole is plainly de rigueur!

And that is why we get the same foreign policy because it is based NOT ON PEOPLE but on profit and profit is what is defined as PROTECTING AMERICAN INTERESTS!

But Mr. and Mrs. Citizen, it is not necessarily in YOUR INTERESTS!

AND if your stupidity wasn’t so tragic if would be FUNNY!

 

 

So lets look at where the need for this protest was created.

In the spring of 2009, Killery used her position as Obummer’s first Secretary of State to help the right-wing Honduran military and business class overthrow the democratically elected government of Honduras.

Of course the reasons given for doing this were all humanitarian and the love of the Honduran people ……. WE DID IT FOR THEM!

Of course, most Americans didn’t even know where Honduras was let alone understand that the Honduran people’s democratic vote didn’t agree with America’s investment class so Killery and Obummer backed installation of an authoritarian, oligarchic right-wing government.

Oh, did Tubularsock mention that the new elected democratic government was planning to kick the U.S. out of its air base and use it as a national airport? Hmmm. The U.S. installed dictator allowed the U.S. to keep its air base. Pays to have friends, now doesn’t it!

Hey, it has been the AMERICAN WAY in all Central and South American history.

That is what the Monroe Doctrine was all about in the first place!
The U.S. “sphere of influence” …….

So the U.S. CREATED the refugee crisis in Honduras and in Iraq, and in Syria, and in Libya because we destabilized these areas for our own interests and then we turn our backs on the refugees THAT WE CREATED like it was their fault that we bomb the fuck out of them.

BUT REST “ABSURD” WE DID THIS ALL FOR HUMANITARIAN REASONS!

 

AN ISIS 4th OF JULY

Raise your hand if you support terrorism.

Well, did you raise your hand?

Well if you are an American citizen you do. Because your elected representatives do and because they “on paper” represent you. So the ayes have it!

Now this 4th of July you’ll hear a lot of Human Shit from the Horses Asses that go off to Congress to REPRESENT YOU.

So if you do support terrorism then you can praise that they are doing their job and all is good in hypocriteville.

But if that Congressman, Congresswoman or President goes on and on and on and blah, blah, blahs about 9/11 and the terrorism that we must fight and fear then all that is,  well ……. it is just silly blather and posturing BULL SHIT!

WHY?

Because WE SUPPORT TERROR.

Congress is refusing to pass a bill agreeing to stop funding terrorists. And that is all you need to know. That is the BOTTOM LINE! That means that WE DO SUPPORT TERRORISTS, period. End of argument!

Senator Rand Paul has introduced a bill in the Senate called The “Stop Arming Terrorists Act”. He has NO co-sponsors.

Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard introduced a bill in the House called The “Stop Arming Terrorists Act”. She has only 14 co-sponsors.

The fact is the U.S. DOES SUPPORT terrorists all over the world and to act like we don’t is just a LIE. And if you didn’t understand or believe it before, your very own Congress has just spelled it out to you in black and white. (Or should that be red, white, and blue?) DO YOU FUCKING GET IT YET, AMERICA? Once again you are being played, chumps!

The fact that we supply ISIS and al Qaeda directly and indirectly through Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Turkey is not news to anyone. We have been doing it all along. We even helped to create both groups because of our short term goals and our long term failures. And it really isn’t even hidden IF YOU LOOK. The information isn’t even secret but alas, one does have to look.

Ok! Stop and think about this. Bush, Obama and Trump sold and agreed to sell in the future billions of dollars of arms to Saudi Arabia. Yet Saudi Arabia supported the terrorists that hit us on 9/11! And funded the operations according to U.S. investigations.

Bush, Obama and Trump have and will sell millions of dollars of arms to Turkey even though they support terrorists. And have for years.

Qatar, during Trump’s Middle Eastern trip was praised for being a loyal and faithful ally of the United States, but a week later Trump joined the Gulf States in condemning Qatar as a hotbed of terrorist support, and a week later allowed a $12 billion agreement to sell Qatar as many as 36 F-15 jets.

All of these countries are involved with ISIS and al Qaida support yet WE SUPPORT THEM with military supplies!

We know that THEY SUPPORT ISIS AN AL QAEDA – – – – so what gives?

What gives is that the United States supports terrorism! And this support is part of U.S. foreign policy and has been for years.

There is a plan BUT YOU, the citizen, have been deceived.

The problem is that most Americans only get their information from the maimed-stream-media and THAT “NEWS” is just fantasy-land! And has ALWAYS been. American’s have over their life times been led to believe that our news outlets provide “real” news. With “real” facts but with just a tiny bit of effort you can see how false that idea really happens to be. But rather than looking into it most people spend their time defending the falsehood of the “free press”. It is managed-press which is just propaganda.

Hell, don’t take Tubularsock’s word for it ………… LOOK! Then get back to Tubularsock on the subject.

SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

For Fuck Sake, Tubularsock left the front door open in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and all the sarin gas news drifted in.

So really, without Tubularsock having to go searching for WHAT HAPPENED in Syria the information fell right on Tubularsock’s top floor corner office underground bunker desk!

Which only goes to show you that the ancient sage’s comment, “if you stand in the same place long enough the truth will come to YOU!” is so true.

So lets begin:

First the Russians have reported that there is a chance that an arms warehouse may have been bombed by the Syrian Air Force and exposed chemicals that the “rebel” forces use to make bombs.

Now before your doubting mind takes off remember that it was the Russians that got the Assad Government to destroy their chemical weapons back in 2013 and Syria has been monitored by the U.N. ever since.

So the Assad Government doesn’t possess chemical weapons.

BUT the rebel terrorists (our guys) do have stock piles of chemicals to make chemical weapons that WE (GOOD OL’ AMERICA) sold to them. AND the CIA also trained these mercenaries on how to handle and use them.

The chemicals came by way of Turkey (our ally) and according to Seymour Hersh, it was Killary that approved sending Libya’s sarin gas to the Syrian Rebels! And that is in part what the entire Benghazi mess was all about. Stevens, the ambassador that got himself killed, was a gun runner for the U.S. and the American Embassy was a CIA front.

And when you get down into all this, Killery approved a plan to use the sarin gas and blame Assad as a pretext for the West going in and bombing the fuck out of Syria to SAVE THE CHILDREN!

Truly, Tubularsock couldn’t make this shit up if he wanted to!

So with that information, just why did Trump bomb Syria?

And more than you’d like to think, hand size has a lot to do with it!

And also before we bombed Syria the U.S. warned the Russians that we were bombing the airfield so as not to create an “incident” with the Russians. Of course, the Russians warned the Syrian forces and all is good!

Interesting that a reconnaissance photo that Tubularsock was viewing from the Tubularsock Spy O’Camera shows the bombed out base BUT TWO THING are clear.

ONE: There are no airplanes on the field.

And TWO: The buildings were bombed BUT the air field is fully operational.

So, roll in a couple portable trailers and the air base is functional again.

And THAT, cost the American taxpayer 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles ……. $1.59 million (2014 price) each, for a total of $93,810,000.00 for the missiles ONLY. Care to add up the rest like the ships at sea and the support teams and the cost of the dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s private gulf club, which between bites of New York steak Trump called for the bombing escapade.

Pretty cheap if you ask Tubularsock! And you can see that the cost to the American taxpayer of $60 million on Mar-a-Lago trips for Trump in just his first year in office is really a savings in comparison.

But we can’t, as a nation, spare a dime for preschool education from the free loading public!

Hey, it all has to go to SAVE THE SYRIAN CHILDREN!

Tube book headingSAVED AGAIN!

It is perfect. Our American “leaders” are out to “protect” us again!

And where do they rush to ban travel from but Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Sudan?

All countries, with the exception of Iran, that THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED! And Iran has been advertised for years TO BE BOMBED!

So once again the U.S. Governmental “leaders” send the cavalry in the WRONG DIRECTION. And pump up and puff out their chests like something meaningful has been accomplished!

On 9/11, 15 Saudi Arabian Terrorists, 2 United Arab Emirates Terrorists, 1 Egyptian Terrorist and 1 Lebanese Terrorist attacked New York and killed close to 3000 people.

So did we RETALIATE by bombing the United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia?

OR Egypt? Lebanon?

NO!

The United States RETALIATED by attacking AFGHANISTAN and we are still attacking Afghanistan.

And then we took our mighty JUSTICE and started a war with IRAQ!

NOW THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK CALLS LEADERSHIP!

Yep. Our country just HAS TO get the Academy Award THIS YEAR for BEST AT BEING WORSE!

Sure there are a lot of supporting actors that have helped this on its way and Tubularsock would be amiss if he didn’t thank Pathetic George and his sidekick Tortured Cheney. Hey, you live with fucking Lynn for five minutes and you’d be tortured too. But he likes it! Beat me, beat me.

And sure there was known-unknown Donnie, and brain dead Condo, old blue douchebag Barbara who does have to be given some credit for spawning Pathetic George. It is a little known alternate fact that Tubularsock is mean-spiritedly making up on the spot, that Pathetic George was really aborted and was left on the Capitol steps only to found by a wandering-cheney and brought to life.

Oh my how Tubularsock has digressed.

There also was Step-En-Fetch-It-Hope-And-Change-Obummer who lulled the lost back to the possibility of changing the direction of our country only to take a HUGE SHIT on their heads that was so convincing that they all rallied around the Wicked-Bitch-From-The-West-Hillary who promised “MORE OF THE SAME SHIT”.

And just as luck would have it THE RUSSIANS SAVED US!
Well the maimed stream press seems to be promoting a different slant to their alternate-fact news but Tubularsock is going with his own alternate facts.

Which leads us to OUR very own ……….. President Orange Tweeter Feed!

My my my ……….. the child in the oval office.

Oh look, oh look ……… gosh, POTF can sign his name.

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Oh another signing, another crayon.

Oh, oh, hold up your work. It’s so pretty. Good job!

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The GREAT thing about having America Great Again is that now the DEPLORABLES have someone to believe in.

Now the brain-dead “liberals” had step-en-fetch-it and now the brain-dead deplorables have Orangie-Tweet-Boy. See how GREAT America has become! Just like Leave It To Beaver.

So with supporting actors like those and a 15 BILLION DOLLAR WALL Americans deserve the Academy Award!

Hell, Thelma and Louise isn’t the only movie that can GO OVER THE EDGE!

See you at the bottom.

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