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Posted: April 11, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton
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Tubularsock 
I am grateful for one thing – this blog which makes me laugh when I really want to cry
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Thank you, LT. Tubularsock knows that feeling very well. You may notice from time to time the tear stains at the corners of some pages ……… but Tubularsock feels so much better when he’s finished.
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I hear that! I tell Tube all the time that I look forward to his posts, and all the comments. They take my mind off all the bs that surrounds us day and night!
And the strange thing is, Tube’s posts always deal with the bs surrounding us! That’s why he da man!
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Wow sojourner! You’ve convinced Tubularsock!
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That’s one dangerous woman there.
Leslie
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You’ve got that right, Leslie!
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Killary holds a cavalier disregard for human life. That and she’s one insufferable cow.
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So Don, do you mean mooo-over Hillary and put on your Moo Moo? Or is Tubularsock mis-representing your comment?
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Hmmm, upon further consideration I’m being insulting. To Killary of course. I would never insult any regular cow. I like cows. I like cows barbecued…
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It is always good to get down to the meat of the subject. Thanks for clearing that up for Tubularsock.
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I find these cow comments about Killary to be UDDERLY ridiculous. They bring back some bad MAMMARIES! Maybe we should have a Hillary tipping party?
Like Nixon, the Hillary always has a bit of bovine perspiration on her upper lip area. You have to look close, since her ‘stache is covering it up!
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Tubularsock does have to say sojourner, you are milking this for all its worth! Tubularsock just can’t keep up. Is that just cowerly?
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I got a million of ’em! Mooarvelous, ain’t they!
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This reminds me of an old Ogden Nash poem:
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I’d rather see than be one
His poetry was the TEETS!
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And now for a Tubularsock Pro-Cow Moment:
A cowcentric poem
of what not one is
Is very hostile to the milking biz
If Ogden Nash had made his rhyme
And supported the cows
That milk on time
He’d never have to be so mean
To that purple cow
That makes his cream
And Nashing up all that steam
Didn’t help that cow’s
self esteem!
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This is it! This is was it is going to put you over the top, Tube!
Another of Tube’s hidden talents come to the surface, for all to gaze on in shock and awe!
Tube is a poet who knows it!
Ogden Nash, if you’re still sucking wind, which I doubt, eat your heart out and Hush your Mouth!
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So are saying that Tubularsock can quit his day job now?
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“So are saying that Tubularsock can quit his day job now?”
Why would quit toking and sipping WT, el presidente elect?
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We have just broken the record for brrrump bump, chiiii!
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Tubularsock, I feel Sojourner’s onto something here. If Profiles In Courage really got JFK elected … as opposed to his daddy’s Chicago payoffs? … then you’re as good as crowned (sorry, I mean inaugurated) right now! Way to go! Tubularsock, our clear and literary choice in 2016!
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The flame that makes a literary star
May blow out earlier than what you saw
JFK’s daddy’s Chicago bucks
Did much more to line up the ducks
Profiles In Courage did make its rounds
But for vote getting, it’s not that sound
So Tubularsock needs a rich daddy’s money
‘cause cash speaks louder than poetic funnies.
It could work well Tube does suppose
If one would tweet out all their prose
But in the end as we know so well
That is exactly why, politics smells!
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Another gem, Tube 2016!
To Tube the elect:
You’re a poet laureate
And we all do adore it
Your steadfast prose
Always hits it right on the nose
With all these wanabe wankers in disguise
Runnin’ and gunnin’ for the prize
Tube is our only light in the darkness
He is so bright his middle name must be Farkness
And in the end
If Tube ain’t the man
Then we the people
Will need to flee to Saipan
But have no fear
For Tube will be here
Because Hillary and Donnie
Will have taken it in the rear!
A bonus, for your listening pleasure:
I snoze a sneeze into the air
It fell to earth I knew not where
But hard and cold were the looks of those
In whose vicinity I had snoze! (Author unknown)
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You guys are a riot!
And come what may,
you’ll win hands down
at the end of the day.
Don’t sweat the little stuff
and don’t go down on Hillary
she’ll make you hate yourself
and shrink your big willie!
Put your eggs in Tube’s basket
and he won’t break one.
He’s the president of the future
and he’s America’s native son!
You guys go with yo bad self!
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Shelby penned,
Don’t sweat the little stuff
and don’t go down on Hillary
she’ll make you hate yourself
and shrink your big willie!
Please, I just ate breakfast, and I hate regurgitating!;-) And I won’t even go near “your big willie”!;-)
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“Please, I just ate breakfast, and I hate regurgitating!;-)”
LMAO!!! So sorry about that Sojourner! Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? ROTFLMAO!!!!
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No need to apologize! I recovered quickly! And besides, it was funny as hell!
After having that thought put in my head, I went outside and stared at a dog turd for a minute, and I felt much better!;-)
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You’re a real trooper, Sojourner!!
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Well it appears that Tubularsock is hosting a poets convention.
Glad to see so much creativity coming out all this political defecation.
And all that political defecation
Needs constant edification
And what better way than stratification
Of all this poetic adulation
Perhaps we should all be looking for better fortification!
Thanks guys …………
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Tube,
We all seem to be poets who don’t even know it
We can rhyme any and everytime
Our prose is in your honor
Of this fact I do not ponder
You are the man with the plan
And we are all your big fans!
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Be careful here sojourner ……. Tubularsock’s ego is already way too big! But thanks for your kind words and Tubularsock does believe you are correct!
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