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PECKING ORDER

Well Tubularsock was just fucking around in his top floor corner office overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA ……. you know dusting and stuff.

Tubularsock started a research session on the Clintons and the information is just generally depressing. If those two and their offspring aren’t quintessentially the most fucked up examples what inbreeding can produce Tubularsock doesn’t know what is!

So, setting Tubularsock’s poison-pen aside for the moment Tubularsock thought he would express his own outer-view relationships.

Tube in high places

Now that that is cleared up let Tubularsock just mention the White House Corespondents Dinner. You’d think that a room filled with that many totally worthless main-stream-media eunuchs would be totally BORING. Well, yep …… you are correct. What a sad, sad, sad, collections of waste product spewed out into a banquet-room. It is somewhat amazing to see so much DISCONNECT-FROM-REALITY present in one room and really in truth if some trusty-terrorist-group would have blown up all of them ……… the world today would have been a much better place. Sad to say it didn’t happen!

And really, even though Step-en-fetch-it-obomber is rather a good example of how some “black’s” don’t have comic rhythm (hey, some “blacks” can’t dance) Tubularsock really doesn’t want a Comic-As-President!

Now Comedian Larry Wilmore, who Tubularsock finds a luke-warm-comedian, did the old “DRONE” joke which didn’t go over well or as well as last years Obama DRONE joke. Exactly what is WRONG with these people?

Ok, here is a really funny appropriate joke for next year’s White House Corespondents Dinner: “Did you hear that a drone was dropped on the White House lawn by the House of Saud and blew Sasha and Malia to bits throwing their entrails all over the White House Christmas Tree? It’s become the 29th page of the unreleased 28 pages!”

Wow, awesome ……. Tubularsock can tell a great joke. Too bad, a missed opportunity, because next year it will be jokes about Bill’s “Tell-Tail-Mark” on his penis!

What ever happened to Dick Gregory? Oh yeah, he’d never be invited …… he was into truth.

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Comments
  1. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Here’s a really funny one. Donald Trump is going to be the Republican nominee! hahahahahahahahahahahna!!! (SOB!!!!!)

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  2. Tubularsock, Funny? We could all die laughing at so many lies, so much absurdity. And terrifyingly enough, that may be the best exit we get, if we don’t do something drastic about this shit.
    Pecking orders may be natural, but I’m not so keen on being a dead duck.
    Thanks for another fine post … and I’m sure we’re all glad to know you dust the bunker now and then. – Linda

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  3. sojourner says:

    I echo Hariod’s comment!

    Anyway, who would be better? Bernie? Kasich?

    They all suck! And whoever is the next stooge up, the one chosen by the elite (as always), he, she, it will do as they are told, when they are told, or else it will be JFK and “the lone gunmen” time again.

    As much as I would like the Tube to be pres, he wouldn’t be in office for more than five seconds before the next Lee Harvey shot him going into the local liquor store. Yes, Tube, I used liquor store here, where else would you be when you run out of WT?

    I didn’t watch the White House Corespondents Dinner, since I knew I would have thrown my tv across the room, and it’s the only tv I have, and I ain’t got no bread, just like the Grateful Dead!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Well we’ll never know about Bernie but Kasich may become the compromise candidate at the convention ……. Ryan more likely. The fun part is that if Trump does take it we’ll see the Republican Party implode right before our eyes!

      Tubularsock isn’t concerned about any “lone gunman” getting between him and his WT!

      Tubularsock couldn’t watch the WHCD either. Only small excerpts on YouTube and even that risked Tubularsock’s computer being smashed against the wall!

      Thanks for your comment sojourner ………….

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      • sojourner says:

        Kasich called it quits yesterday. It was on the local news here in Come-blow-us, Ohio.

        On the subject of Kasich, I had a friend, thirty years ago, who was a paid employee on Kasich’s first campaign. And half way through the campaign, Bill quit; he said he couldn’t take part in all the lies and corruption.

        Imagine that!

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      • tubularsock says:

        “Imagine that!” ……. “lies and corruption”

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  4. swo8 says:

    We are just blown away about what is happening south of the boarder. So far, our boarders are open.
    Leslie

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  5. Genie says:

    “House of Saud”? I thought the correct name is: House of Sand.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Genie, welcome back to Tubularsock and welcome back to your own new blog …… saw it today! Yeah.
      House of Sand works rather well it is kind of what the U.S. has built its Middle East foreign policy upon.
      And all the kings horses, and all the kings men ………….

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      • Genie says:

        Thanks, Tuby, I’m glad to be back; had a lot of problems with my internet server, much to my surprise, the speed was eventually fixed, so as you said: I’m back!

        Yup, it’s the House of Sand, absurd, to call a country after a puppet royalty, but then, it’s the American and Brithish way!

        Actually, you and I are both royals, remember? I’m HRH Guru Genie and you’re HRH God!
        Due to being a royal, I’ve changed my title to HRH Feral Poetess (royals can do that… change their names, unlike “commoners!).

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      • tubularsock says:

        Well Tubularsock likes your new name however changing GOD’S name (aka Tubularsock) is not possible! Tubularsock is NOT going to write that damned Bible again! It’s been done so many times already.

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  6. Genie says:

    Tuby, I mean: HRH God, you didn’t write the Bible, it’s about you! thus, I’m the author! I am HRH, but not God (not interested, I’m a poet by nature and so writing the Bible which has a lot of poetry in it, was just my style, but as you say, it’s been done too many times (I hate the changes to my work!), such as you ordering wars and famines?! No way, it’s not your style!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh ………. so YOU are the ghost writer of GOD’s (aka Tubularsock) bio. Good to get that straight! There are a couple of changes that could be made if you don’t mind. That creating man part. G-Tube fucked up with that and made a mess of that creating. So undue that part. Un-create man and blame it all on a bad gene pool. Thanks, ta-ta.

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      • Genie says:

        Done. Rewrote the creating “man” part, here’s the scoop: you shouldn’t have rested on the 7th day, because making “man” was a rush job so the results made for tainted DNA, but then, you were imbibing some wacky tabaki and didn’t notice and said: “whatever, this may be interesting”, but then, it turned out to be a disaster, oh well, no one is perfect!

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      • tubularsock says:

        FP thank you for finishing the manuscript so quickly. Nice work but you have forgotten “God’s Union”. God only is contracted for a six day work week! That is final. And THAT IS PERFECT!

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  7. sojourner says:

    Actually, as a former Christian, bible thumper, I believe I can shed some much needed light on this conversation:

    If Tubularsock were god, and I’m not saying he is or isn’t, then according to the Christian faith, he would have written the bible. But instead of doing the ten commandments bit again (the finger of god writing on the tablets, made in Tel Aviv, routine), he would have used mere human peons, as his holy secretaries, to write down what he dictated, “through his spirit”, to them.

    Therefore, Genie would have been taking spiritual dictation from the Tube of all Tubes, and so, in reality, Tube would have been writing the bible himself, but in absentia.

    This, of course, is according to the Christian religion.

    Hope this has helped.

    P.S.

    And I think god, not Tube, is a Jack Daniels man; since Jack Daniels is the whiskey of the South (Made in Tennessee), and the South, as “ya all should know by now”, is “the bible belt”!

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, thank you for this information …… those Christians have a story for everything. You make very good points but there is really only one fact that Tubularsock really cares about from a religious point of view.

      Wild Turkey is a Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey and God-Tube is really big on zippers!

      Thanks sojourner, here’s a morning straight-shot to you!

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      • sojourner says:

        I did not know WT was a bible belt product, as well. I should have known, since them there bible thumpers love their booze!

        As Emily Latella (sp?) used to say, “Oh! Well that’s different then! Never Mind!”

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      • tubularsock says:

        Tubularsock will drink to that, Emily! You may need a magnifying glass to see this sojourner but if you look closely at that Michelangelo painting of God-Tube reaching out to Adam you would notice that he is handing Adam a bottle of WT. And if you could hook up the sound track God-Tube is saying “. . . you’re gonna need this boy, yah here?”

        Just how South can yah get?

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  8. sojourner says:

    Yee Haw!

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