Tubularsock

A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY
Now, as usual the people who want to protect the citizens from military style weapons being bought and sold and used on every street corner in our “great?” land is to rush to our “trusted?” representatives of the people, the United States Congress.

And as usual the Congress dodges safety of the people for ahhh …… campaign money that flows into their pockets from the NRA and gun manufacturers.

Just like when Congress finally passes the Corporate Profit Health Care Plan. Congress was outraged at the “single-payer” health care plan. You know, the one that would have controlled cost and provided health services to the people.

Now we all know that when it comes to health care the policy provided by the Government for Congress is literally THE BEST IN THE WORLD. But THAT policy is just too expensive to allow the mere citizens to have health coverage like that.

Oh yeah, the Congress themselves voted that policy right in without any trouble.

So anyone can see that the deck is crooked.

Well it is the same with Gun Control. Congress is provided with Police Protection so someone with a gun can’t enter Congress through the metal detectors and the Bomb dogs and the armed guards that protect the Hall of Congress.

So, gun control is handle for Congress. Just not for you, Citizen!

Tubularsock has been sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR new additions) and working on a plan for gun safety.

And it goes like this:

If a “loan wolf” brought a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle in small untraceable parts into the Congress offices over a period of months and in time put all the parts back together into a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle and loaded up its 100-round drum magazine with shells and walked into a joint session of Congress and opened up on them at 100 rounds a minute which is a “practical” fire rate for this weapon according to Wikipedia, what do YOU THINK would be the outcome?

Would the remaining Congress call for all of us to pray and then go home and have dinner?

Would the remaining Congress explain just how important the Second Amendment happens to be for freedom.

Would the remaining Congress hold hands in a circle and sing “We Shall Overcome”?

NO! WE WOULD HAVE THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE GUN CONTROL LAW IMMEDIATELY!

WHY?

BECAUSE IT AFFECTED THEM!

Now many people are going to say, “Tubularsock! Are you advocating for this type of violence against Congress?”

 

And the answer is NO. Tubularsock advocating violence against Congress ended when his prayers failed on 9/11 when he was pushing for the planes crashing into Congress and the White House. You see, when God failed Tubularsock on that day Tubularsock gave up all hope of Congress being taken out!

So NO. Tubularsock is NOT advocating for violence against Congress. Tubularsock is only explaining the only way Congress will take Citizen Massacres Seriously.

However, if ISIS sent a “lone wolf” Tubularsock would donate to the Wildlife Federation.
Just sayen’.