Posted: June 20, 2016 in GUNS

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Now, as usual the people who want to protect the citizens from military style weapons being bought and sold and used on every street corner in our “great?” land is to rush to our “trusted?” representatives of the people, the United States Congress.

And as usual the Congress dodges safety of the people for ahhh …… campaign money that flows into their pockets from the NRA and gun manufacturers.

Just like when Congress finally passes the Corporate Profit Health Care Plan. Congress was outraged at the “single-payer” health care plan. You know, the one that would have controlled cost and provided health services to the people.

Now we all know that when it comes to health care the policy provided by the Government for Congress is literally THE BEST IN THE WORLD. But THAT policy is just too expensive to allow the mere citizens to have health coverage like that.

Oh yeah, the Congress themselves voted that policy right in without any trouble.

So anyone can see that the deck is crooked.

Well it is the same with Gun Control. Congress is provided with Police Protection so someone with a gun can’t enter Congress through the metal detectors and the Bomb dogs and the armed guards that protect the Hall of Congress.

So, gun control is handle for Congress. Just not for you, Citizen!

Tubularsock has been sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR new additions) and working on a plan for gun safety.

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And it goes like this:

If a “loan wolf” brought a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle in small untraceable parts into the Congress offices over a period of months and in time put all the parts back together into a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle and loaded up its 100-round drum magazine with shells and walked into a joint session of Congress and opened up on them at 100 rounds a minute which is a “practical” fire rate for this weapon according to Wikipedia, what do YOU THINK would be the outcome?

Would the remaining Congress call for all of us to pray and then go home and have dinner?

Would the remaining Congress explain just how important the Second Amendment happens to be for freedom.

Would the remaining Congress hold hands in a circle and sing “We Shall Overcome”?




Now many people are going to say, “Tubularsock! Are you advocating for this type of violence against Congress?”

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And the answer is NO. Tubularsock advocating violence against Congress ended when his prayers failed on 9/11 when he was pushing for the planes crashing into Congress and the White House. You see, when God failed Tubularsock on that day Tubularsock gave up all hope of Congress being taken out!

So NO. Tubularsock is NOT advocating for violence against Congress. Tubularsock is only explaining the only way Congress will take Citizen Massacres Seriously.

However, if ISIS sent a “lone wolf” Tubularsock would donate to the Wildlife Federation.
Just sayen’.

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  1. swo8 says:

    The thought is brilliant! It could happen.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. donzo442 says:

    we shall overcome when hell freezes over. until then…
    we are ass out.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Hariod Brawn says:

    As you may have heard, we had a serving member of parliament shot and killed here in England a few days ago. The unfortunate effect has been the immediate promulgation in the MSM that politicians are really quite a decent bunch, after all, and that we, the dumb public, just hadn’t realised as much. This was in fact true of the poor young woman who was shot – she was one of the very few good ones with a sense of conviction beyond adhering to party lines and who forged cross-party allegiances to work for the oppressed in the war regions of Sudan and Syria.

    I take the logic of your proposition, Tubular one, and how it plays at the deep hypocrisy, latent and overt, within your (and other) government(s), though with the reservation that violence is ultimately less effective than mass disobedience in bringing about deep change, which is what I think you seek, and that the corporate sponsors (arms manufacturers) would inevitably regard the incident merely as ‘collateral damage’. To them, individual pols are utterly dispensable, especially argumentative ones with holes in them – they may even arrange for a few more to be made.

    Still, an interesting thought experiment on your part, and I take it in the spirit in which it was offered.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Yes, the gunning down of Jo Cox was tragic and yes she was “one of the very few good ones”. That is another factor to considerer. The “good ones” ALWAYS get it because their advisories are the unhinged. The bad one’s advisories are not violent and thereby not prone to killing people. Just the way it is until the good ones start shooten’ up the “bad ones”!

      Now Hariod, Tubularsock does agree with you. And Tubularsock is not,in reality, prone to violence against anyone BUT ……

      Violence breeds violence and frustration breeds anger and anger can breed violence and yet violence breeds violence.

      So that leaves us with mass disobedience which is much slower and the frustration from that activity leeds to anger and anger can breed violence and violence breeds violence!

      So that is why Tubularsock has started a business selling dynamite-vests for the frustrated. Don’t like standing in line ……. BOOM!

      Don’t like waiting for postage stamps ……. BOOM!

      Don’t like queuing up to enter a government building …….. BOOM!

      Which leads us to “thought experiment 2” for the totally whacked-out!

      Thank you for your comment and thanks for joining into the thought experiment experience!

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  4. Lara/Trace says:

    In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing. – Autobiographical dictation, 10 July 1908. Published in Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 3 (University of California Press, 2015)

    I think we need Twain back…

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  5. sojourner says:

    Tube wrote,

    “You see, when God failed Tubularsock on that day Tubularsock gave up all hope of Congress being taken out!”

    “GOD” failed you, Tube? Are you religious? No, you are not religious, that I know of, that is! So why not cut to the chase and tell it like it is: The U.S. Corporation, The Israeli Mossad and the international banking cartel/cabal failed you on 9/11! On this one, I am on “god’s” side. How is this its/her/him’s fault?

    {On a side note, why is it that this “god” always gets the blame for everything that is bad in the world, but never any credit for anything that is good? If there were a “god”, and I were he/she/it, I’m pretty sure I would have smashed this planet out of existence by now, and then decided I could not make human beings that were worth having! But that’s just me, you see! I’m cranky and impatient! A real SOB!}

    I do not own a gun, nor do I care to, except to have a quick way to end my own life, if I so choose. Nor am I a member or lover of the NRA; another red white and blue piece o shit!

    But… if the people are disarmed completely, and I mean automatic weapons as well, then how do the people defend themselves against this government, when it comes to herd them into thousands of FEMA camps, or mow them down with automatic weapons?

    I wish there were no guns, rifles and ammunition, and that there were no elite owned and operated governments, armies or police-state storm troopers. But unfortunately, there are, and the people need a way to defend themselves against these tyrants, or at least make them fearful.

    Notice, I didn’t go to the “right to bear arms” bullshit here, since the constitution is, as it always has been, a worthless piece of shit scribbled on parchment.

    So go ahead, let ‘er rip! Rip me a new ass! Call me a Trump lover, I’ve been called worse!

    Actually, I could stand a new ass, and a new rest of the body as well!

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, Tubularsock agrees with you about the people may need to protect themselves from the government BUT NO ONE is even considering disarming the people. But having strict control over “guns for war” is rather a good idea in Tubularsock’s mind. We really don’t need them in an open society.

      And then this idea that the citizens with their automatic weaponry going up against the Army, Navy, and Marines as well as the Cops …….. Tubularsock doesn’t see as a bit realistic. No really. Stop right now sojourner and look out your window. Are you there?

      Ok. Would you really think that your neighbor across the street is capable of handling an automatic AK47 under attack stress and not take you out in his action?

      Or how about your neighbor next door ……. would you even trust that fuck with a BB-gun?

      And then just stop and think. Do any of your neighbors really care what in the fuck happens as long as their TV reception is clear? And you think they are going to get off their butts, arm themselves and become an untrained citizens army ……

      Ok, now let Tubularsock clear up this 9/11 God thing.

      As you may recall Tubularsock IS GOD, sojourner.

      And as GOD all things are mysteries so then it all becomes a matter of faith.

      Tubularsock has faith that he is GOD and YOU, sojourner either have faith or you don’t have faith but either way please put $100 in the basket as it is passed by you.


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      • sojourner says:

        I ain’t got no hundred bucks, god, so just keel me and put me out a my misery!

        I know it’s hard to comprehend. But I am still for the people being armed. Empires have been overthrown before, Tube, and the people always had acquired weapons in order to overthrow the government.

        But there is no sense arguing about it, since neither of us know for certain, either way.

        Oh wait, no, you know, since you are god! My bad! Like I said, just keel me!

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      • tubularsock says:

        OK sojourner, you convinced Tubularsock! Where’s my gun?

        Liked by 1 person

  6. sojourner says:

    I just reread what I wrote, Tube! And it sounds a little confrontational. That wasn’t my intent. In fact, I thought most of it was good for a yuck yuck, when I wrote it this morning,

    Anyway, I am not going back on my main point here, but I, perhaps, was a little too aggressive?

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  7. Jay says:

    Is there a hard rock where I could bang my head?

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Jay, Tubularsock just found your comment in the spam file! Maybe even thinking about banging your head caused Spam to be concerned. You know how sensitive Spam can be.

      Tubularsock took the liberty of sending a large rock to you by UPS. But don’t feel obliged to use it!


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