HO HO MERRY!

Posted: December 21, 2016 in 2016, CHRISTMAS, Conspiracy theory
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  1. Lara/Trace says:

    Hey there. You are roasting my elf! (kidding)

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  2. 1EarthUnited says:

    Merry X-mas to you Tubes, may your yule log burn bright, and your wit even brighter for the New Year! xoxo

    Liked by 3 people

    • tubularsock says:

      Tubularsock thanks you 1Earth. And have a wonderful holiday whatever it’s called and a fantastic New Year. These, of course, will be short lived by all. Tubularsock loves “doom years” and 2017 is at the top of the list. Tubularsock can’t wait. In fact, this is only hearsay but Tubularsock’s burning yule log will be thrown at Trumps limo on Inauguration Day. Burn Baby Burn!

      Tubularsock will be tucked away safely in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA watching from afar. Let Sorosites’ protest on the streets!

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  3. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube:
    And after I extolled the virtues of Santa Claus in the last topic you’re roasting him over a fire in this one!!! My God.. you’re an animal! You’d fit in well in the Trump administration.

    But you’ve inspired me to write a poem/song to counter your dark message: (to the tune of the Christmas song)

    Immigrants roasting over an open fire…
    Donald Trump nipping at our ass…
    His transition team just doing their thing..
    Selecting a cabinet from the upper class..
    We know that Trump is on the way…
    He’ll always have lots to tweet and say…
    And when he finally runs this land…
    It will be done with his small iron hand…
    So mind what you do and what you say…
    From here to 2024
    For though its been done..many times many ways..
    We’re going to see Fascism once more…

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    • tubularsock says:

      Ahh yes, another jeremiad from the talented Michael. Tubularsock started singing away from the get go! And yes, Trump has offered Tubularsock a cabinet position as Secretary of Love and Understanding! Sweet, yes?

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  4. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Oops! Sorry Tube.. I guess my poem/song was pretty dark too. Maybe it will be years before America can smile again. As comedian Will Durst recently said..”Fidel Castro hung around long enough to see the beginning of the end of American democracy…”

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  5. swo8 says:

    Hum – roasting the Elf? What about Santa, does he get off scot-free?
    The best of the season to you Tube. The eggnog’s on me.
    Leslie

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  6. Jay says:

    Happy holidays.
    Don’t burn the house down.

    Liked by 1 person

    • tubularsock says:

      Now Jay, mother always told Tubularsock to be careful with matches so don’t you worry.
      And you too have a happy holiday and take a break from all those movies. Tubularsock is working on a new film for next Christmas that features a crazed Santa with an AK47.

      The first four scenes will blow up 47 cars, 3 school busses, and a dozen WalMart shopping carts. Of course that is only seventeen seconds …… Maybe Tubularsock will expand the script. Cheers.

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  7. Norman Pilon says:

    Sorry. I don’t do this jolly thing the rest of ya do. I mean, I do do jolly things, but just not according to any traditions. I guess you could say, I’m tradition-less when it comes to doing jolly things, like roasting elves and celebrating the mythical births of non-existent gods.

    Yes, I’m a clod that way, but by definition happier than the rest of you who are tied to a calendar of strict dates on which you can be happy or pretend to be.

    When I’m happy, I don’t care what the date is or whether tradition says, “This is the day!,” I just celebrate. I don’t often get dates. Getting one is always a cause for celebration, before, during and after.

    On the other hand, I suppose I could wish you a good time on your pre-approved and mandatory date for happiness.

    Go ahead, then, and be happy as both your religion or tradition prescribes. The lot of you! God knows there isn’t enough of it about. The more of it the better. And that’s why I dumped Xmas a long time ago. So as to be able to better celebrate more often and more freely. May 2017 be more like that for all of you.

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    • sojourner says:

      Bah Humbug!

      Liked by 1 person

      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner ……. is that any kind of attitude to have when you await the birth of Tubularsock? You may have missed this as a child but prior to the term Christmas was created the celebration of Tubemas was very common among the enlightened masses, all five of them.

        Tubemas fell out of common usage when a new kid came to town and became the ultimate focus of commercial retail sales.

        Hell, times change.
        Have a merry Tubemas!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Oh Norman, Tubularsock will warn you right now that the Pantheon of Gods that comprise the Christmas Cheer and Merriment will defiantly piss in your soup.

      Not to mention fuck with your credit rating!

      Tubularsock was much the same as you, Norman, until the ghost of Christmas future gave Tubularsock a visit late the other night and all that negativity changed.

      Tubularsock would love to share the entire story from the time Tubularsock was found in a stable with light all around his head until he cruised through the Roman Empire in his gold clad SUV taunting the fucking Romans.

      But sorry, Tubularsock has rapping to do.

      Pick any day you want, dude ……. and Tubularsock wishes you well! Happy That Day!

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      • sojourner says:

        A very political response, Tube! Man o man, you do get around, tube/Yube; from the manger to taunting the Romans, to hanging out with Mrs Trump. And you are much, much older than even I imagined!

        Norm’s a closet Xmas freak, I can tell. Methinks he doth protest too much! I’m into this Will Shakespeare ditty these days. Love the methinks shit, ’cause me rarely thinks!

        Yube, “you make me feel so young”

        But anyway, Bah Tubemass!

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      • tubularsock says:

        sojourner, Tubularsock doesn’t “get around” Tubularsock is ubiquitous. Saves on travel expense.

        “Methinks” you are correct about Norm ….. put a brand new Harley under his Tubemass Tree and bam! A believer, amen.

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  8. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube…so that was an elf you were roasting…not Santa. Well that makes a difference..elves are expendable. Just like American troops in the Middle East.

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    • tubularsock says:

      Good point Michael, and those who are fooled enough and dumb enough to sign up and go die to protect the corporate interests deserve that fate! Tubularsock has little compassion for stupidity. And speaking of stupidity ….. let’s all follow Trump over the wall and into the void!

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  9. sojourner says:

    “Aunty Em! Aunty Em! The Sun just ate Santa Claus!”

    The sun, according to the following link, could possibly fuck over corporate capitalism’s favorite way of raking in billions of bucks, beyond that is, continual worldwide war!

    http://www.thedailysheeple.com/christmas-canceled-solar-storm-heading-toward-earth-could-shut-down-power-grids_122016

    “No cookies for you, Santa, come back, ONE YEAR!”

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    • tubularsock says:

      sojourner, DO NOT look into the sun! It could blind you.

      This entire solar story can’t happen under a Trump Administration because it would fall under climate change and that doesn’t exist. So calm down.

      Santa is as safe as you VISA credit card. So just relax! Donnie has it covered.

      But thanks for the heads up. Even though it is raining outside the bunker today Tubularsock took off his shirt and sat looking up at where the sun should be to get a start on a future super tan!

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      • sojourner says:

        What’s “climate change”? It sounds made up! You know, like “terrorism” and “Russia hacking the election”! And isn’t the climate suppose to change?

        Tube, you took off your shirt to make the babes go wild! You little devil you!

        “When SUNNY gets blue…”, he eats the climate and Santa!

        Bah Tubemass!

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      • tubularsock says:

        Now, now sojourner you can not believe that man’s activities hasn’t damaged the earth now do you. It is rather impossible to pump that much shit into the atmosphere and then say, oh …… the Earth did it!

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  10. sojourner says:

    “Tubemass” Sounds like some kind of tumor! Is it contagious?

    Okay, so Bah Tubemass!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Yes, Tubemass is contagious! You’ll first realize your hair starts to change. BUT sure there are vaccinations for Tubemass. Send cash money in small unmarked Franklin’s to:

      The Tubularsock Big Pharmaceutical Outlet and Sake Lounge
      P.O.Box 789
      Doctor City, Pharma 666

      Remember our motto: “If you’re not sick now, we’ll help you along.”

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  11. sojourner says:

    “Now, now sojourner you can not believe that man’s activities hasn’t damaged the earth now do you. It is rather impossible to pump that much shit into the atmosphere and then say, oh …… the Earth did it!”

    Tube, you are just too funny!

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  12. Michael Fuhrig says:

    We know that carbon pollutes and leaves a big environmental footprint. But what about bullshit? If so Trump should be declared an environmental disaster,. Maybe we can get him out of office that way.

    Liked by 1 person

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